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By *urls and Dresses OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

The clock strikes and the cocks come out. My inbox has had 5 in the last 15 minutes.

Go away willies, go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, it's uploading...

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"The clock strikes and the cocks come out. My inbox has had 5 in the last 15 minutes.

Go away willies, go!"

That didn't take long!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but I blame my internet connection for resending it 5 times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work for a couple who did porn and I have probably seen more cocks than any of you ladies as it was my job to sift through the messages they received. Around 500-1000 per day and 30-40% of those were dick pics or wank videos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lucky if i receive 5 messages from guys in 15 minutes let alone 5 cocks but I notice i receive nore messages at 3am than other times.

You have to be d*unk and desperate to message me I think!

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By *urls and Dresses OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here


"I used to work for a couple who did porn and I have probably seen more cocks than any of you ladies as it was my job to sift through the messages they received. Around 500-1000 per day and 30-40% of those were dick pics or wank videos. "

Oh goodness! Almost call yourself a gynecologist with all those

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"I used to work for a couple who did porn and I have probably seen more cocks than any of you ladies as it was my job to sift through the messages they received. Around 500-1000 per day and 30-40% of those were dick pics or wank videos. "

That's a lot of sausage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Go away willies, go!"

This proper tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your dicks out for Harambe!

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By *urls and Dresses OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here


"I'm lucky if i receive 5 messages from guys in 15 minutes let alone 5 cocks but I notice i receive nore messages at 3am than other times.

You have to be d*unk and desperate to message me I think! "

I get a lot then if I'm online at that time too. Must be the witching hour

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Midnight also signalled the end of new PPI claims!

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By *urls and Dresses OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here


"Midnight also signalled the end of new PPI claims!"

Ahh crap, I didn't get chance to do mine

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Midnight also signalled the end of new PPI claims!

Ahh crap, I didn't get chance to do mine "

Me neither and now chaps are sending you pictures of their Pee Pee Eye... I bet they are claiming for more than they got as well...

Sorry terrible joke... haha..

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By *tms1xCouple
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I'm lucky if i receive 5 messages from guys in 15 minutes let alone 5 cocks but I notice i receive nore messages at 3am than other times.

You have to be d*unk and desperate to message me I think! "
d*unk??your bloody gorgeous!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lucky if i receive 5 messages from guys in 15 minutes let alone 5 cocks but I notice i receive nore messages at 3am than other times.

You have to be d*unk and desperate to message me I think! "

It might be because u have blocked single males lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lucky if i receive 5 messages from guys in 15 minutes let alone 5 cocks but I notice i receive nore messages at 3am than other times.

You have to be d*unk and desperate to message me I think! d*unk??your bloody gorgeous!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm lucky if i receive 5 messages from guys in 15 minutes let alone 5 cocks but I notice i receive nore messages at 3am than other times.

You have to be d*unk and desperate to message me I think! "

you might want to change your settings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I changed my profile title to "only here for the cock pics" I now get considerably less than before.

Obviously, the joke goes over some people's heads, bless em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never did get the craze about sending cock pics.

It's not like it's something that a woman hasn't seen before.

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