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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I haven't washed my car in months.

Probably need to clean my freezer draws too.

I feel so filthy.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Amen sir - I feel thy pain; My dog shat on my kitchen floor last week and it’s still sitting there.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Amen sir - I feel thy pain; My dog shat on my kitchen floor last week and it’s still sitting there....."

Phwooar!

*faps*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the bog snorkelling thread then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amen sir - I feel thy pain; My dog shat on my kitchen floor last week and it’s still sitting there....."

You took that too far

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Amen sir - I feel thy pain; My dog shat on my kitchen floor last week and it’s still sitting there.....

Phwooar!

*faps*"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Amen sir - I feel thy pain; My dog shat on my kitchen floor last week and it’s still sitting there.....

You took that too far"

In my defence though, I did mop up the puddle of wee by my fridge and mound of vomit under my dining table that she left me earlier today as I had the vicar around for tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a lot of moss up top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to fuck dirty never mind the talking.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Id like to fuck dirty never mind the talking. "

We could frolick together on my kitchen floor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like to fuck dirty never mind the talking.

We could frolick together on my kitchen floor? "

Push a mop up our arse we can sort out the cleaning whilst down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dishes in the sink need to be dealt with.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Id like to fuck dirty never mind the talking.

We could frolick together on my kitchen floor?

Push a mop up our arse we can sort out the cleaning whilst down there"

That’s the spirit; Multitasking at its finest!

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

My toilet brush is broken....haven't had time to buy a new one....its not a pretty sight after nearly a week....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm close to finishing guys - keep 'em coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cars really filthy , dirty bitch, has all kinds stuffed in every orifice,

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"My toilet brush is broken....haven't had time to buy a new one....its not a pretty sight after nearly a week.... "

Top Tip: Save on toilet brushes and toilet cleaners; Wait for a few more weeks of buildup in there and the sheer weight of the contents should cause it to begin to crumble off revealing sparkly clean porcelain underneath once more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cars really filthy , dirty bitch, has all kinds stuffed in every orifice, "

I just finished.

Thanks all.

*wipes dick on curtains*

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I've just collected all the grime from down the side of the sofa....

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"My toilet brush is broken....haven't had time to buy a new one....its not a pretty sight after nearly a week....

Top Tip: Save on toilet brushes and toilet cleaners; Wait for a few more weeks of buildup in there and the sheer weight of the contents should cause it to begin to crumble off revealing sparkly clean porcelain underneath once more "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my white underwear has brown stains, should probably just throw them away or buy brown underwear.

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