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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do unicorns exist? If so where are they found? If you find one do you think you could ride it?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yes indeed they do. There’s loads of the things in my neck of the woods. Hell, I stood in some Unicorn shit whilst out walking my trusty hound earlier.

These meds are brill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

There's one hiding in the brambles, at the bottom of my garden.

Her name is Priscilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are all probably in Scotland. Tis their National animal

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

They do indeed, I've seen them with my own eyes and felt them, everytime has been like a dream.

Jo.Xx

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Dont get on the wrong side of the ones from Glasgow, the have a particular nasty head butt (unless your into that sort of thing of course).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did try to hide mine but all the glitter and constant rearing up made her hard to hide. Now I just let it roam free.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's one hiding in the brambles, at the bottom of my garden.

Her name is Priscilla "

Cam I meet her?

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Of course they do!! However muggles can't see them. They most chill in the forbidden forest of Hogwarts in this country.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Yes indeed they do. There’s loads of the things in my neck of the woods. Hell, I stood in some Unicorn shit whilst out walking my trusty hound earlier.

These meds are brill! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes indeed they do. There’s loads of the things in my neck of the woods. Hell, I stood in some Unicorn shit whilst out walking my trusty hound earlier.

These meds are brill! "

Can I have some meds please?

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland

I have one! His name is Mr pickles, he is a shiny sort of silver with pink and blue flex, he eats oats and only drinks bottled Evian (he’s a bit fussy) but on the upside he poops skittles so it’s all good

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Yes indeed they do. There’s loads of the things in my neck of the woods. Hell, I stood in some Unicorn shit whilst out walking my trusty hound earlier.

These meds are brill!

Can I have some meds please?"

Of course They’ve opened my eyes to a whole new reality previously veiled to us all. Why only this morning I discovered that Leprechaun’s are in fact not only very real, but that they actually also speak with a full on Brummie accent (who knew?!) and that their dress colour of choice is in rainbow hues.

Far out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes indeed they do. There’s loads of the things in my neck of the woods. Hell, I stood in some Unicorn shit whilst out walking my trusty hound earlier.

These meds are brill!

Can I have some meds please?

Of course They’ve opened my eyes to a whole new reality previously veiled to us all. Why only this morning I discovered that Leprechaun’s are in fact not only very real, but that they actually also speak with a full on Brummie accent (who knew?!) and that their dress colour of choice is in rainbow hues.

Far out!! "

Why thank you very much indeed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have one apparently"

Where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do unicorns exist? If so where are they found? If you find one do you think you could ride it?"

You’re number one Jen, fondest congrats.

Kind regards X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one apparently

Where?"
in a secret place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have one apparently

Where?in a secret place"

I love secrets but not so good at keeping them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do unicorns exist? If so where are they found? If you find one do you think you could ride it?

You’re number one Jen, fondest congrats.

Kind regards X"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yaas. I personally know several...

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley


"I have one! His name is Mr pickles, he is a shiny sort of silver with pink and blue flex, he eats oats and only drinks bottled Evian (he’s a bit fussy) but on the upside he poops skittles so it’s all good "

I hope the Evian bottles are recycled by your fussy unicorn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yaas. I personally know several..."

Oh your very lucky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have one! His name is Mr pickles, he is a shiny sort of silver with pink and blue flex, he eats oats and only drinks bottled Evian (he’s a bit fussy) but on the upside he poops skittles so it’s all good

I hope the Evian bottles are recycled by your fussy unicorn "

Recycling is very important

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have one apparently

Where?in a secret place"

Oh take me there please

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My son claimed that he saw one in my back garden the other day. I do worry about that boy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My son claimed that he saw one in my back garden the other day. I do worry about that boy!! "

My daughter also told me she saw one the other day but it was in the schoolyard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 7..I breed them. There poo smells of fairy dust and they make crop circles at night.

I just need a tinkerbell to help me tend to them all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have 7..I breed them. There poo smells of fairy dust and they make crop circles at night.

I just need a tinkerbell to help me tend to them all "

I can dress up as tinker bell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a unicorn on occasion with the horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have 7..I breed them. There poo smells of fairy dust and they make crop circles at night.

I just need a tinkerbell to help me tend to them all

I can dress up as tinker bell "

You've got the job!! Only because you're the only one in the queue.

Mucking out the fairy dust pooh is at 5am sharp. Don't be late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes indeed they do. There’s loads of the things in my neck of the woods. Hell, I stood in some Unicorn shit whilst out walking my trusty hound earlier.

These meds are brill! "

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have 7..I breed them. There poo smells of fairy dust and they make crop circles at night.

I just need a tinkerbell to help me tend to them all

I can dress up as tinker bell

You've got the job!! Only because you're the only one in the queue.

Mucking out the fairy dust pooh is at 5am sharp. Don't be late "

Sorry I slept on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have 7..I breed them. There poo smells of fairy dust and they make crop circles at night.

I just need a tinkerbell to help me tend to them all

I can dress up as tinker bell

You've got the job!! Only because you're the only one in the queue.

Mucking out the fairy dust pooh is at 5am sharp. Don't be late

Sorry I slept on it "

You're sacked!! Unless you can make it up to me.

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