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‘Calm your tits!’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone calmed down after being told to ‘Calm your tits!’ It doesn’t seem to have the desired effect, if anything it seems to annoy people more!

What phrase’s get your hackles up ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheer up"

No fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a larger breasted lady my tits endeavour to remain calm at all times. That being said just generally being told to calm down especially when i am actually calm makes me irate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it’s because you’re American.

That one makes me irate lol. - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Cheer up"

No fuck off "

‘Smile’

Why???? im not a cheshire cat

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Your hair is so fluffy, can I touch it?

Why no person who has never seen a mixed race person in real life, no you can not.

Oooh when someone asks if I'm pmt-ing. Because they haven't done a report that was due yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Calm your tits’ makes me giggle so works for me!

I hate ‘cheer up, it might never happen’ Maybe it already has? Maybe I had a legitimate reason to look miserable!

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By *lex D.Man
over a year ago

London


"Has anyone calmed down after being told to ‘Calm your tits!’ It doesn’t seem to have the desired effect, if anything it seems to annoy people more!

What phrase’s get your hackles up ?"

LOL moment reading this. Not a phrase as such but what gets me is someone presenting a recommendation or suggestion to me from who is far from qualified to even talk about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turned around and said.....

No idea why, just annoys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Cheer up"

No fuck off "

Even more annoying when you were perfectly happy till they felt the need to say it.

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By *lex D.Man
over a year ago

London


"Your hair is so fluffy, can I touch it?

Why no person who has never seen a mixed race person in real life, no you can not.

Oooh when someone asks if I'm pmt-ing. Because they haven't done a report that was due yesterday. "

Noooooo feckin' way. That's simply not acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your hair is so fluffy, can I touch it?

Why no person who has never seen a mixed race person in real life, no you can not.

Oooh when someone asks if I'm pmt-ing. Because they haven't done a report that was due yesterday. "

Or ‘Can I try your glasses on!’ then they grab them anyway and put them on and pretend they’re welding.

Okay, I don’t wear glasses and it’s usually me who does that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I turned around and said.....

No idea why, just annoys"

Yeah, why did they have their back to someone they were speaking to ?

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

'Chin up'

I ain't Bruce Forsyth....

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"chill" grrrrrr don't tell me to chill Hahaha that really gets on my tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cat got your tongue?"

No I just don't want to speak to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your hair is so fluffy, can I touch it?

Why no person who has never seen a mixed race person in real life, no you can not.

Oooh when someone asks if I'm pmt-ing. Because they haven't done a report that was due yesterday. "

Random people touch my hair all the time - usually without asking

I know I live in the Shires but there are other mixed race people here!

Rude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello sexy"

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


""Cheer up"

No fuck off "

Or “smile, it might never happen” ... it might just have knob head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congratulations , when you due and do you know what your having"......."I'm not pregnant I'm just Fat, so kindly Fuck Off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have told someone during an altercation in a carpark “ you need an early night “ he really blew a fuse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being told no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being told no"

R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just try it

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll tell you one that causes me intense torsion of the testes: If you explain to someone that you’ve inadvertently misplaced/lost something and they reply, ‘Where did you last have it?’

If I knew that it wouldn’t be sodding lost!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll tell you one that causes me intense torsion of the testes: If you explain to someone that you’ve inadvertently misplaced/lost something and they reply, ‘Where did you last have it?’

If I knew that it wouldn’t be sodding lost!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Cat got your tongue?"

No I just don't want to speak to you. "

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley


"Well it’s because you’re American.

That one makes me irate lol. - Mrs "
do you know why you get irate at this .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If someone starts a sentence with ‘At the end of the day...’ I want to say ‘You switch the lights out and go bed!’ Then walk off, cause I know whatever they’re going to say will be a tedious, boring cliche and nothing I’m vaguely interested in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone starts a sentence with ‘At the end of the day...’ I want to say ‘You switch the lights out and go bed!’ Then walk off, cause I know whatever they’re going to say will be a tedious, boring cliche and nothing I’m vaguely interested in. "

I say that all the time at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your hair is so fluffy, can I touch it?

Why no person who has never seen a mixed race person in real life, no you can not.

Oooh when someone asks if I'm pmt-ing. Because they haven't done a report that was due yesterday.

Random people touch my hair all the time - usually without asking

I know I live in the Shires but there are other mixed race people here!

Rude!"

I'm caucasian and have an afro and absolutely hate my hair being touched! Lol totally get this ^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I dont mean to be rude....'

Yeah you fucking do! haha

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

When a man tells me “that’ll never fit in there!!!” On about my van. Tell you what pet let me decide what will fit where

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If someone starts a sentence with ‘At the end of the day...’ I want to say ‘You switch the lights out and go bed!’ Then walk off, cause I know whatever they’re going to say will be a tedious, boring cliche and nothing I’m vaguely interested in.

I say that all the time at work "

I’d walk off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone starts a sentence with ‘At the end of the day...’ I want to say ‘You switch the lights out and go bed!’ Then walk off, cause I know whatever they’re going to say will be a tedious, boring cliche and nothing I’m vaguely interested in.

I say that all the time at work

I’d walk off! "

You can walk off...I have the authority to discipline you, so try it!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I’m not being funny but.....’ Indeed, what follows is seldom of any great mirth.

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