FabSwingers.com forum: How to Ruin a first date

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

The question is,

What four words would ruin a first date ?

Curly wurly for the best answer

Oops sorry, wrong hole

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hurry up mummy’s waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you do anal?

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By *ambslass48Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Hurry up mummy’s waiting "

Will you marry me

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Poole, but up in lincs for a bit

Shit, where's the loo!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sorry I've shit myself.

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By *intalentCouple
over a year ago

......

I am in love!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we abstain from sex until I get my penicillin prescription finished?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are those tits real ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put more make up on!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I've brought Alan......ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've fucked your dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems some people in this thread cant count very well

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well"

Don't get a medal for pointing that out.....

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

This house looks familiar

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Are we going Dutch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Someone doing a huge fart would ruin it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well"

Fuck da rulz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well

Don't get a medal for pointing that out.....

Damn I'll have trouble sleeping tonight knowing that

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well

Don't get a medal for pointing that out.....

Damn I'll have trouble sleeping tonight knowing that"

Good man

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Get her to dress nice. You’ve got to be dapper as well. Obvs. Say you’re taking her to a popular joint.

Offer to pick her up. Drive to McDonalds. There you go. First date ruined."

I'm not a mathematician but isn't this more than 4 words?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well

Fuck da rulz

If we didn't have rules where would we be?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Get her to dress nice. You’ve got to be dapper as well. Obvs. Say you’re taking her to a popular joint.

Offer to pick her up. Drive to McDonalds. There you go. First date ruined."

Oh I dunno!

I have very happy memories of our first Big Mac together

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Tell her u came from a violent back ground with pure aggression in ur words and expressions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, finally got the rule of the game.

Do you smell fishy?

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By *utton SimonMan
over a year ago

Sutton

Am I the Biggest

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

My last FWB did....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you into gangbangs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well"

Who cares!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't you get hard

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

What even is that

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Can you smell piss?

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"Can't you get hard

Nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry I must cancel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost my teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please ignore my rash.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

You look good for your age!

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By *uckmysluttCouple
over a year ago

london

Are you in yet

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By *easidegirlWoman
over a year ago

south shore

Im texting my ex

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Visa or Master Card?

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

You remind me of my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your porn name?

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Poole, but up in lincs for a bit

Can I cum here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you ovulating?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

I love you already

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Pick your scabs off

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"The question is,

What four words would ruin a first date ?

Curly wurly for the best answer

Oops sorry, wrong hole

You been waiting long I forgot you where coming..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit, my husband's home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wont catch anything

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well

Fuck da rulz

If we didn't have rules where would we be?"

France

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Brought my brothers, Airtight?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"You wont catch anything "

They all say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on my period.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I HATE your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually fancy your best mate. Sorry.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Are we actually related

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Fucked your mum yesterday!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Your grannie's turn tomorrow

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

I’m required by law to tell you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My teeth are cheerios

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hats are head pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that the fish on your plate I can smell or your pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've one sperm left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m required by law to tell you..."

Bit more than four words haha

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well

Fuck da rulz

If we didn't have rules where would we be?

France

And where would we be if we had too many rules?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I brought my dildo.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Are you paying then???

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well

Fuck da rulz

If we didn't have rules where would we be?

France

And where would we be if we had too many rules? "

Germany....

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I brought my dildo."

= A Fun Filled Night....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I brought my dildo.

= A Fun Filled Night....

For me anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well

Fuck da rulz

If we didn't have rules where would we be?

France

And where would we be if we had too many rules?

Germany...."

Well done everybody. Great teamwork.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my mum

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I brought my dildo.

= A Fun Filled Night....

For me anyway

you presume I'm not stealing it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I brought my dildo.

= A Fun Filled Night....

For me anyway

you presume I'm not stealing it....

Get you own dildo!

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By *ustfun001Man
over a year ago

East Sussex

asking her why It burns when I pee

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I brought my dildo.

= A Fun Filled Night....

For me anyway

you presume I'm not stealing it....

Get you own dildo!

but Sharing is caring

.....this 4 word madness is going to my head now....God damn it!! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your pictures looked better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn these ankle monitors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I brought my dildo.

= A Fun Filled Night....

For me anyway

you presume I'm not stealing it....

Get you own dildo!

but Sharing is caring

.....this 4 word madness is going to my head now....God damn it!! Haha

Oh I've cum, ooops

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"I brought my dildo.

= A Fun Filled Night....

For me anyway

you presume I'm not stealing it....

Get you own dildo!

but Sharing is caring

.....this 4 word madness is going to my head now....God damn it!! Haha

Oh I've cum, ooops

That almost never happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I brought my dildo.

= A Fun Filled Night....

For me anyway

you presume I'm not stealing it....

Get you own dildo!

but Sharing is caring

.....this 4 word madness is going to my head now....God damn it!! Haha

Oh I've cum, ooops

That almost never happens

Always with my toys

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I brought my dildo.

= A Fun Filled Night....

For me anyway

you presume I'm not stealing it....

Get you own dildo!

but Sharing is caring

.....this 4 word madness is going to my head now....God damn it!! Haha

Oh I've cum, ooops

I've just jizzed too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your brothers cock nicer

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

You related to Quasimodo?

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Your sisters really fit....

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Turn up with bits of shaving cream near yr eyes and patches of hair u missed

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From psycho. We all get a bit mad sometimes.

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

You’re my dads double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets see if your as easy as your mum and gran were

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Not be as your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Fred, she's Rose...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you do a 3some with me and my mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets see if your as easy as your mum and gran were

"
Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt of a mood and your face aint helping at all go ask at the bar for a bag ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just calling my wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

She'll have the salad

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Here's my probation officer x

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Your daughter sucks better

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Your daughter sucks better

Jesus h....

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Your daughter sucks better

Jesus h....

So it works then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse they could say to me..

Im a vegan lefty

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Don't touch me please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My teeth are cheerios"

Oh god this actually made me laugh out loud! Thank you.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Joey , doesn’t share food

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I see dead people x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear Muppets pajamas

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Josef Fritzels, my hero.....

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Check out my knife

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I wear Muppets pajamas

Made me laugh. I have 2 sets of muppet pyjamas x

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By *b_LIVI_ousWoman
over a year ago

Wigan

"Do you do anal?"

This was actually said to me when I was on a vanilla first date !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wear Muppets pajamas

Made me laugh. I have 2 sets of muppet pyjamas x

Put them on Ebay

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I wear Muppets pajamas

Made me laugh. I have 2 sets of muppet pyjamas x

Put them on Ebay"

Not a chance. I love them. Kermit ones and Animal ones x

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

crewe

This bag? Oh don’t mind that, I carry duct tape, cable ties and plastic sheeting everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems some people in this thread cant count very well

Fuck da rulz

If we didn't have rules where would we be?

France

And where would we be if we had too many rules? "

Germany

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Can I impregnate you......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi wifey im home

Hi hubby im home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*pulls out a knife*

Get in the van!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops condom has split

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"*pulls out a knife*

Get in the van!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you smell that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*pulls out a knife*

Get in the van!"
thats not a knife

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By *ike73300Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Poo shoot or minge

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"*pulls out a knife*

Get in the van!

thats not a knife

Mine's a bigger one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

allah Akbar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna go to chams?

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

I’m a vegan. Let me tell you about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet?

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Is it in yet?"

I've already cum Jess......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in yet?

I've already cum Jess......

Again?!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

It won't suck itself

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Huh? Sorry, was texting.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Is it in yet?

I've already cum Jess......

Again?!

yes once again, sorry....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in yet?

I've already cum Jess......

Again?!

yes once again, sorry....

Story of my life

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Is it in yet?

I've already cum Jess......

Again?!

yes once again, sorry....

Story of my life

I can try again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in yet?

I've already cum Jess......

Again?!

yes once again, sorry....

Story of my life

I can try again...

God loves a trier

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

It must be love...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please meet my mother

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

Have you got PPI?

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Is it in yet?

I've already cum Jess......

Again?!

yes once again, sorry....

Story of my life

I can try again...

God loves a trier

he also impregnates virgins...

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Shhh... transfer window closing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything involving the ex !!!

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By *ockonmeMan
over a year ago

lincolnshire

Take me along

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I am my ex..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet ?

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I have brought knitting

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

No show time waster

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Here's my stamp collection

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

You look much older!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in yet?

I've already cum Jess......

Again?!

yes once again, sorry....

Story of my life

I can try again...

God loves a trier

he also impregnates virgins...

I'm off to sleep

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Is it in yet?

I've already cum Jess......

Again?!

yes once again, sorry....

Story of my life

I can try again...

God loves a trier

he also impregnates virgins...

I'm off to sleep

can I big spoon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in yet?

I've already cum Jess......

Again?!

yes once again, sorry....

Story of my life

I can try again...

God loves a trier

he also impregnates virgins...

I'm off to sleep

can I big spoon...

Join the queue, hopeful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feisty one you are!

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Is it in yet?

I've already cum Jess......

Again?!

yes once again, sorry....

Story of my life

I can try again...

God loves a trier

he also impregnates virgins...

I'm off to sleep

can I big spoon...

Join the queue, hopeful

I like queue jumping....

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Take the mask off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum's bed's comfier

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I've brought my gran

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

The sores have healed

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I'm out of canestan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turning up generally does the job!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

The slug is approaching!!

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

I’ve got an itch

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Wake up mr floppy

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I'm crabs free now....

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Just wipe off some of the sudocrem!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

They don’t turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not who they say they are

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My wife now, Dave

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"The question is,

What four words would ruin a first date ?

Curly wurly for the best answer

Oops sorry, wrong hole

Oops sorry, wrong hole...yep that's do it

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Ignore the electronic tag!!

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Big issue big issue?

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