FabSwingers.com forum: Babs needs inspiration

By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Now as you know Babs is a lovely lady inside and out. However, she needs to summon her inner demon; she’s going axe throwing!

Who or what should she be visualising she’s throwing them at in order to summon the inner demon?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Now as you know Babs is a lovely lady inside and out. However, she needs to summon her inner demon; she’s going axe throwing!

Who or what should she be visualising she’s throwing them at in order to summon the inner demon?

My Boss !!

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Now as you know Babs is a lovely lady inside and out. However, she needs to summon her inner demon; she’s going axe throwing!

Who or what should she be visualising she’s throwing them at in order to summon the inner demon?

My Boss !!"

It’s Babs going axe throwing not you

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve seen her tossing a caber so I know she can handle a big shaft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picture me babs, I’d love to receive your axe wound anytime

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

....every person who's sent her an unsolicited dick pic.....

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Is she a good shot? I need a haircut

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Weeeeeell...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the weapon down

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I can’t imagine our Babs wanting to throw an axe at anyone

But she could use it as a shield against the sun which I know she loathes

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I’ve seen her tossing a caber so I know she can handle a big shaft

I couldn’t possibly comment

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Picture me babs, I’d love to receive your axe wound anytime

It’s a good job that’s you that said that

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My garden!

Or rather the bloody great trees growing over from next door xx

Thanks Baba x

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"....every person who's sent her an unsolicited dick pic.....

There aren’t enough axes in the world

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Is she a good shot? I need a haircut

Either way I wouldn’t advocate her given hair cuts with an axe ......... hmmmmm actually my inner demon is getting ideas

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Weeeeeell...

Oh come on Meli

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Put the weapon down

I concur

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I can’t imagine our Babs wanting to throw an axe at anyone

But she could use it as a shield against the sun which I know she loathes "

Hmmmm that may not be safe, one slip and her boobie woobies could be gone

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Too many people too little have throwing time

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"My garden!

Or rather the bloody great trees growing over from next door xx

Thanks Baba x"

Oh I think she’d find that very therapeutic, however she may decapitate the neighbours in the process

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Too many people too little have throwing time

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"My garden!

Or rather the bloody great trees growing over from next door xx

Thanks Baba x

Oh I think she’d find that very therapeutic, however she may decapitate the neighbours in the process

I see no problem with this

I need a new patio

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"My garden!

Or rather the bloody great trees growing over from next door xx

Thanks Baba x

Oh I think she’d find that very therapeutic, however she may decapitate the neighbours in the process

I see no problem with this

I need a new patio "

Babs with an axe is turning out to be quite productive

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Weeeeeell...

Oh come on Meli

Okay, Babs can summon her inner demon of justice and strike down those who have upset her, her family and friends. No names.

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By *ink Panther. OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Weeeeeell...

Oh come on Meli

Okay, Babs can summon her inner demon of justice and strike down those who have upset her, her family and friends. No names.

Good lord she’s only doing this as a one off not every day for the foreseeable

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Now as you know Babs is a lovely lady inside and out. However, she needs to summon her inner demon; she’s going axe throwing!

Who or what should she be visualising she’s throwing them at in order to summon the inner demon?

you’re too funny!!

Attempting to summon my inner demon right now. The man with the beard looks nice ... the axe is big!! Everything is so distracting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give her a penis or two and she is an evil porn star wannabe

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’ve seen her tossing a caber so I know she can handle a big shaft

Who has been talking about my tossing?

I was part of local championships for javelin and discus. I have high hopes

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Picture me babs, I’d love to receive your axe wound anytime

I’ve booked you in for the 21st. Be prepared

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"....every person who's sent her an unsolicited dick pic.....

Erm ... no peniseseseses please

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Is she a good shot? I need a haircut

I’ll let you know later. I’m just sharpening it

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Weeeeeell...

Now then ... let me think

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Put the weapon down

I have work to do

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I can’t imagine our Babs wanting to throw an axe at anyone

But she could use it as a shield against the sun which I know she loathes

Hmmmm that may not be safe, one slip and her boobie woobies could be gone

Not my breasticles!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Too many people too little have throwing time

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Right I’m doing this! Whoever left this woman in charge of an axe is bloody bonkers!

Oooo there’s no helmet

ok here goes ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ummm.. she'd be better remaining cool, calm and calculated. Concentrating on technique. I wouldn't want to be near an angry axe wielding Babs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo there’s no helmet

ok here goes ... "

Have you tried pulling the foreskin back?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I can confirm that I have arrived home with both ears in tact and everything else for that matter

Someone did drop an axe on my toe

that will teach me to wear open-toed wedges!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Give her a penis or two and she is an evil porn star wannabe"

Ssshhh secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris, Jacob and Jeryomy.

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