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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

What a day yesterday was.

My boss got out of his car yesterday afternoon, tripped over the kerb, smashed his hooter and lips , broke his glasses , and left approximately the amount of blood you would expect if a Tyrannosaurus Rex went on a killing spree on the high street , all over the pavement. He spent 4 hours in A&E ( he is ok).

My point is that hes turned up for work looking like Jack Duckworth starring in a horror movie and has done nothing but whinge like a bitch about it all fucking morning .

Someone fucking save me !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m crying here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx"

Same

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

You got a secret crush on this guy or what?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx

Same "

You seen who,s back Cheeky chops?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx"
That was the intention . I may as well cheer others up with my misery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too funny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx

Same

You seen who,s back Cheeky chops? "

I know he’s back but not seen him yet

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You got a secret crush on this guy or what? "
If there were only 2 people left on Planet Earth , me and him, I'd still wanna be nowhere near him . Hes like an injured whinging John Major

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx That was the intention . I may as well cheer others up with my misery "

See you are a nice guy really now go round pretending your a t/rex and hum the Corrie theme tune xx

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Lucky the poor bastard can bitch by the sounds of it .. lol

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"You got a secret crush on this guy or what? If there were only 2 people left on Planet Earth , me and him, I'd still wanna be nowhere near him . Hes like an injured whinging John Major "

Awwww he,s a walking accident this guy, don't you feel an ounce of sympathy?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx That was the intention . I may as well cheer others up with my misery

See you are a nice guy really now go round pretending your a t/rex and hum the Corrie theme tune xx"

No fucking way , that's the most boring programme ever . It's even more boring than Strictly come dancing!!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx

Same

You seen who,s back Cheeky chops?

I know he’s back but not seen him yet "

Few hours apparently til forum's....then all hell brakes loose....

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"You got a secret crush on this guy or what? If there were only 2 people left on Planet Earth , me and him, I'd still wanna be nowhere near him . Hes like an injured whinging John Major "

More peas .....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You got a secret crush on this guy or what? If there were only 2 people left on Planet Earth , me and him, I'd still wanna be nowhere near him . Hes like an injured whinging John Major

Awwww he,s a walking accident this guy, don't you feel an ounce of sympathy?"

Erm , let me think , erm... Not really , no

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx

Same

You seen who,s back Cheeky chops?

I know he’s back but not seen him yet

Few hours apparently til forum's....then all hell brakes loose.... "

Am I missing something here ??

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx

Same

You seen who,s back Cheeky chops?

I know he’s back but not seen him yet

Few hours apparently til forum's....then all hell brakes loose.... Am I missing something here ??"

Yes......I've always you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx That was the intention . I may as well cheer others up with my misery

See you are a nice guy really now go round pretending your a t/rex and hum the Corrie theme tune xx No fucking way , that's the most boring programme ever . It's even more boring than Strictly come dancing!!"

Ok ok but pretend to be a t/rex xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx

Same

You seen who,s back Cheeky chops?

I know he’s back but not seen him yet

Few hours apparently til forum's....then all hell brakes loose.... Am I missing something here ??

Yes......I've always you..."

Now I'm blushing . Thankyou .

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx That was the intention . I may as well cheer others up with my misery

See you are a nice guy really now go round pretending your a t/rex and hum the Corrie theme tune xx No fucking way , that's the most boring programme ever . It's even more boring than Strictly come dancing!!

Ok ok but pretend to be a t/rex xx"

Fuckin RRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR !!

OK

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I shouldn't laugh

But I will

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I shouldn't laugh

But I will "

That's fine . If it cheers others up then my day isnt a complete fuck up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a selfish bastard your boss is....should have looked where he was going.

Maybe you should follow his example, a fight with a dinosaur and 4 hours in A&E away from him sounds preferable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s good you’re doing all you can to help him by cocking about on the forums.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"It’s good you’re doing all you can to help him by cocking about on the forums."
. Hes ok hes just whinging about it. That kerb has been there for many years , he should have looked where he was going !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor guy

He’s probably stressed

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What a selfish bastard your boss is....should have looked where he was going.

Maybe you should follow his example, a fight with a dinosaur and 4 hours in A&E away from him sounds preferable

"

You know you are right , it actually does

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Poor guy

He’s probably stressed "

Yes, but so am I now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx That was the intention . I may as well cheer others up with my misery

See you are a nice guy really now go round pretending your a t/rex and hum the Corrie theme tune xx No fucking way , that's the most boring programme ever . It's even more boring than Strictly come dancing!!

Ok ok but pretend to be a t/rex xx Fuckin RRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR !!

OK "

Sweary t/rex xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG that man is a walking disaster. And you’re such a bad man laughing at his misfortune, but it is soo funny x

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

What a selfish bastard, hurting the poor kerb like that.

And after all you’ve done for him by taking pictures of your arse and cock in his offices.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx That was the intention . I may as well cheer others up with my misery

See you are a nice guy really now go round pretending your a t/rex and hum the Corrie theme tune xx No fucking way , that's the most boring programme ever . It's even more boring than Strictly come dancing!!

Ok ok but pretend to be a t/rex xx Fuckin RRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR !!

OK

Sweary t/rex xx"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"OMG that man is a walking disaster. And you’re such a bad man laughing at his misfortune, but it is soo funny x "
It is morbidly funny I guess

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What a selfish bastard, hurting the poor kerb like that.

And after all you’ve done for him by taking pictures of your arse and cock in his offices. "

I know innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a selfish bastard, hurting the poor kerb like that.

And after all you’ve done for him by taking pictures of your arse and cock in his offices. "

Some people are SO ungrateful...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a day yesterday was.

My boss got out of his car yesterday afternoon, tripped over the kerb, smashed his hooter and lips , broke his glasses , and left approximately the amount of blood you would expect if a Tyrannosaurus Rex went on a killing spree on the high street , all over the pavement. He spent 4 hours in A&E ( he is ok).

My point is that hes turned up for work looking like Jack Duckworth starring in a horror movie and has done nothing but whinge like a bitch about it all fucking morning .

Someone fucking save me !!!!"

Is this the posh toilet roll boss?, if so offer him some for his nostrils, show you're a team player.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What a selfish bastard, hurting the poor kerb like that.

And after all you’ve done for him by taking pictures of your arse and cock in his offices.

Some people are SO ungrateful..."

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What a day yesterday was.

My boss got out of his car yesterday afternoon, tripped over the kerb, smashed his hooter and lips , broke his glasses , and left approximately the amount of blood you would expect if a Tyrannosaurus Rex went on a killing spree on the high street , all over the pavement. He spent 4 hours in A&E ( he is ok).

My point is that hes turned up for work looking like Jack Duckworth starring in a horror movie and has done nothing but whinge like a bitch about it all fucking morning .

Someone fucking save me !!!!

Is this the posh toilet roll boss?, if so offer him some for his nostrils, show you're a team player. "

Yes that's the one . I love him really

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Ffs !! Now hes whinging his arm hurts . What the fuck does he expect , he landed nose first on concrete

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By *alldarksurreyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Our manager frequently hurts himself, he fractured both of his arms skiing but still drove to work with both arms in a plaster casts,then a few months later he crashed his push bike into a parked car and broke his nose and fractured his collar bone

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Our manager frequently hurts himself, he fractured both of his arms skiing but still drove to work with both arms in a plaster casts,then a few months later he crashed his push bike into a parked car and broke his nose and fractured his collar bone "
Do we have the same boss

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"What a day yesterday was.

My boss got out of his car yesterday afternoon, tripped over the kerb, smashed his hooter and lips , broke his glasses , and left approximately the amount of blood you would expect if a Tyrannosaurus Rex went on a killing spree on the high street , all over the pavement. He spent 4 hours in A&E ( he is ok).

My point is that hes turned up for work looking like Jack Duckworth starring in a horror movie and has done nothing but whinge like a bitch about it all fucking morning .

Someone fucking save me !!!!"

Can your boss see you from his office?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I think your boss deserves a little sympathy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What a day yesterday was.

My boss got out of his car yesterday afternoon, tripped over the kerb, smashed his hooter and lips , broke his glasses , and left approximately the amount of blood you would expect if a Tyrannosaurus Rex went on a killing spree on the high street , all over the pavement. He spent 4 hours in A&E ( he is ok).

My point is that hes turned up for work looking like Jack Duckworth starring in a horror movie and has done nothing but whinge like a bitch about it all fucking morning .

Someone fucking save me !!!!

Can your boss see you from his office? "

Hes about 10 feet from me all day

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Well I think your boss deserves a little sympathy "
Sympathy ?? For not seeing a huge fucking kerb?? Nah I dont think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He sounds like a bundle of fun ! At least his misfortune brightens up your day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs 4 hours in a and e for a bust honker no wonder folks have to wait so long did he just want a ur a brave boy sticker

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ffs 4 hours in a and e for a bust honker no wonder folks have to wait so long did he just want a ur a brave boy sticker "
Haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"He sounds like a bundle of fun ! At least his misfortune brightens up your day!"
It doesn't, I have to hear about it all fucking day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha I missed reading about your boss ! Bet you didn't run to picking him up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I could take the credit for putting the kerb there.

P

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hahaha I missed reading about your boss ! Bet you didn't run to picking him up "
I didnt even know till someone ran in the shop and told me. I was posting in here at the time

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If only I could take the credit for putting the kerb there.

P"

if you were I'd deliberately trip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha I missed reading about your boss ! Bet you didn't run to picking him up I didnt even know till someone ran in the shop and told me. I was posting in here at the time "

Were they letting off party p*ppers whilst breaking such tragic news?

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha I missed reading about your boss ! Bet you didn't run to picking him up I didnt even know till someone ran in the shop and told me. I was posting in here at the time "

Well you were doing what you do best kid, don't beat yourself up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He sounds like a bundle of fun ! At least his misfortune brightens up your day!"

I don’t think the boss is coming off worse here.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hahaha I missed reading about your boss ! Bet you didn't run to picking him up I didnt even know till someone ran in the shop and told me. I was posting in here at the time

Were they letting off party p*ppers whilst breaking such tragic news?

P"

No. But I celebrated as I thought I'd get a couple of days without him. No such fucking luck. When he dies they'll wheel his fuckin coffin in here

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hahaha I missed reading about your boss ! Bet you didn't run to picking him up I didnt even know till someone ran in the shop and told me. I was posting in here at the time

Well you were doing what you do best kid, don't beat yourself up "

I'm not

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"He sounds like a bundle of fun ! At least his misfortune brightens up your day!

I don’t think the boss is coming off worse here. "

Well said that man

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx"

Why would you laugh at a person's grandad having their face smashed and in pain ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Omg I'm sorry but I'm literally laughing out loud at this xx

Why would you laugh at a person's grandad having their face smashed and in pain ?

"

He will survive

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