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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I got married when i was young to a guy who wasn't exactly lovely to me.After lots of mainly downs the final straw came when i found out he was cheating on me.I did hubbie his fav bacon butties,with the added addition of cat hair and cat saliva.Then went upstairs and cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush after id had a wee.Finally i finished off with his beloved car that needed a bit of panel beating after id done with it.Hell has no fury like a woman scorned.

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

i once nearly bought a rover coupe turbo off a local lad, that had 'you cheating bastard' scratched into every panel.

didnt think it would have been too conducive to meeting a new gf at the time lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

pmsl,but wouldnt of done your street cred any good

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

My ex fed me poisoned mushrooms.

It was after i'd ate them that she got the message and left.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ooooooooo nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a friend of mine, after finding out her hubby was cheating, soaked his undies in neat bleach then just put them out to dry, and gave them him the next moring to go to work on a building site in the summer

by all accounts it rubbed his bollocks raw

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

cat saliva? how?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foxie fun that s awesome revenge is sweet! U should have kicked him in the balls too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

My ex fed me poisoned mushrooms.

It was after i'd ate them that she got the message and left. "

did you name yourself after the ex then? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cat saliva? how? "

good question lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I let my cat have a munch on the bacon,shame i had take it off him really,my cat was loving it pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That is fantastic,bloody hell i was slow there lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

that would be one crispy man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Revenge tactics are great to think about with your mates, when you're upset, your friends arranging and plotting these types of things with you are invaluable, you need your friends when your down, it will always lift you when you know you have their support.

But they should always remain as fantasy. Plotting and calling a guy the biggest bastard ever is good therapy, but not to act out and carry through. Its always better to remain dignified. Revenge is not needed, what goes around comes around, I really believe that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wen my cheatin hubby brought his new sports car --instead of money 4 his child --i kindly arranged 4 the farmer 2 drive past with the silage trailer n accidently spray the car a new colour ,,2 match his grt personallity ,,that was awesome n the luk on his face was priceless,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

For the record....It didn't harm him...

The current wasn't strong enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you ladies are all these real facts or dreamt up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the record....It didn't harm him...

The current wasn't strong enough "

did you know that before you threw it in or just figured it out when he was still walking?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

go away and be very happy,thats the best revenge

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"For the record....It didn't harm him...

The current wasn't strong enough "

kin 'ell, how big was the bath?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yes i agree maturity is the key.But damn did i feel good knowing that id wiped that smug grin off the cheating fookers face.I walked away a happy women,so yeah revenge worked really well for me

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"Can I ask you ladies are all these real facts or dreamt up?"

Fact!

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"For the record....It didn't harm him...

The current wasn't strong enough

did you know that before you threw it in or just figured it out when he was still walking? "

Il admit I wanted him dead...but glad it didn't happen!

Mind you...I would be out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I ask you ladies are all these real facts or dreamt up?

Fact!"

You do realise you are admitting to assault of not worse?

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"go away and be very happy,thats the best revenge"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I disagree that revenge is low and un dignifying. I seen my ex wife marrying a rich pilot and had to fight in court to see my kid. And she s laughing I m not. I wish I had ur guts and teach her a lesson. Is people mentality what goes around comes around but ultimately that gives free hand to bad people to do bad things. If everyone shows them for what they are they won't be the good guys everyone think they are. Cause they re not and the deserve the haidryer in the bath or poisons mushrooms in their soup. I wish I can turn back time. It would be a zero haircut on her lovely red hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes mine is fact.Cant see the point in fantasising tbh.The bloke i was married to was a first class tosser.

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over a year ago

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

nick, bad people get bad things in thier lives.

its the way of the world, it just may not happen anytime soon. its natures retribution, fella.

just make sure you get to see your kid by going to court.

being a good father is all you should be worrying about, not what your ex is or isnt doing, unless it impacts on your childs health or wellbeing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and would i do it again if the guy im with now crossed me.Too right i would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and would i do it again if the guy im with now crossed me.Too right i would "

Does he realise you are a bunny boiler?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see it screwed your life such a shame. I crossed to meditation and budhism. It helped foxie . Honestly hate destroys a person. But I agree revenge is sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good friend once told me "if you are out for revenge.. Dig two graves..."

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"and would i do it again if the guy im with now crossed me.Too right i would

Does he realise you are a bunny boiler?"

How on earth does that make her a bunny boiler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and would i do it again if the guy im with now crossed me.Too right i would

Does he realise you are a bunny boiler?

How on earth does that make her a bunny boiler "

Do you know what a bunny boiler is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its got nothing do with being a bunny boiler,i never hurt him just hurt the things he loved.Why the hell should anybody get away with hurting someone else and they just walk away smug. Its just that my revenge wasnt physical.

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"and would i do it again if the guy im with now crossed me.Too right i would

Does he realise you are a bunny boiler?

How on earth does that make her a bunny boiler

Do you know what a bunny boiler is?"

yes, I do...

Do you????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It didnt screw my life up it made me stronger to be honest.Which i think is a good thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its got nothing do with being a bunny boiler,i never hurt him just hurt the things he loved.Why the hell should anybody get away with hurting someone else and they just walk away smug. Its just that my revenge wasnt physical. "

You put cat spit in his food and infected his toothbrush with god knows what. Thats physical in my book and very unsettleing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and would i do it again if the guy im with now crossed me.Too right i would

Does he realise you are a bunny boiler?

How on earth does that make her a bunny boiler

Do you know what a bunny boiler is?

yes, I do...

Do you????"

Yes i do and anyone who is intent on malice and revenge after a relationship break up.

QED bunny boiler and you have learnt something tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

True i should of just patted him on the back and said nice one mate eh.

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"

Yes i do and anyone who is intent on malice and revenge after a relationship break up.

QED bunny boiler and you have learnt something tonight.

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Wasn't AFTER a relationship breakup though...was it!!!

You see, I DO know what the term means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"True i should of just patted him on the back and said nice one mate eh. "

No not at all but its still assault however you look at it. Isn't it easier to dump and walk away with your pride?

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"True i should of just patted him on the back and said nice one mate eh. "

Tried that one...

But the bread knife was flexible and broke

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By *ngie-babyWoman
over a year ago

huntingdonish

i used to make my ex really nice pies.

with chappie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Yes i do and anyone who is intent on malice and revenge after a relationship break up.

QED bunny boiler and you have learnt something tonight.

Wasn't AFTER a relationship breakup though...was it!!!

You see, I DO know what the term means "

It doesn't have to be after a relationship its the vengeful part! I can get you a full quote if you like and you really dont know do you but there and again you pretended you dropped a hair drier plugged in into a bath with a human in it so that says so much about you i guess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In normal circumstances yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In normal circumstances yes "

Me i would in all circumstances and keep my pride rather than assault another person its not worth it.

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Do you seriously think I care what your opinion of me is?

You know nothing of what drove me to do it...

And you never will...

Im glad he is alive, and not so well..

I have a smug little smile on my face EVER time I see him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you seriously think I care what your opinion of me is?

You know nothing of what drove me to do it...

And you never will...

Im glad he is alive, and not so well..

I have a smug little smile on my face EVER time I see him "

Now i know why you won't google bunny boiler. I hope you are happy in your vitriol over abusing another human but think on it really doesn't make you big or clever just disturbed.

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

BUNNY BOILER

n. a woman who follows or observes her mark persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement (stress derangement). A bunny boiler's mark is a man that she has had sex with maybe one time, usually this man is hard working and strives to succeed profesionally and in life...BLAH BLAH BLAH

Oh how I wish I only had sex with him ONCE instead of wasting 6yrs of my life with the man I once called husband!!

And for the record...Im too feckin lazy to stalk anyone

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over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Was going to add to the op, but will start my own thread now. P.S. nice one balls of steel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to thank all the psycho women that have posted on here as I now know who to steer a 100 miles clear of.

If a man had done any of these things to a woman he'd have been labelled a nutter and thrown in jail. I think it's disgusting to actually revel in some of things admitted to on this thread let alone to actually carry them out.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Far from ashamed..........

More ashamed of what he did to me....

And you are right....HE should have been thrown in jail....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Far from ashamed..........

More ashamed of what he did to me....

And you are right....HE should have been thrown in jail...."

Two wrongs don't make it right. If someone is in a bad relationship then the relationship must end, no need to damage the other on the way out though as that's just violent tendencies hiding behind an excuse. Leopards and spots spring to mind. What happens to the next poor sap who incurs your wrath.

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

I never harmed a hair on his sad little head.....

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


" What happens to the next poor sap who incurs your wrath."

I am the most laid back, don't give a fuck person I know...

And yes, I have him to thank for that

There will never be another sad sap in my life

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"Do you seriously think I care what your opinion of me is?

You know nothing of what drove me to do it...

And you never will...

Im glad he is alive, and not so well..

I have a smug little smile on my face EVER time I see him

Now i know why you won't google bunny boiler. I hope you are happy in your vitriol over abusing another human but think on it really doesn't make you big or clever just disturbed. "

no offence, mr steel, but hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

now, i am in no way condoning what people have posted on here (although it did mean i was offered a great car at a really low price because of it) dont forget, the abuse of a human was done in the first place to mean these women enacted in revenge, of some form or favour.

so, rather than being aggressive towards those that have been the aggressors, rather be nasty to those that have forced them to do something that drastic, or are to a little worried for yourself as you treat women in a similar fashion?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only person revenge hurts is the instigator. To act out of anger or damage property is not clever. To a partner you are giving him evidence and a sense of relief that he's got rid of you.

If you maintain dignity and indifference and outwardly appear to get on with your life, this will affect people more than violence or criminal damage ever will. Behind closed doors with close friends who won't betray you then cry your heart out, call him a small cocked bastard, but focus on dealing with your own grief rather than focusing on hurting others. Ultimately you are hurting yourself and you are showing him you still care about him, as you wouldn't be using up energy on him.

If someone is charged for criminal damage then they are the ones who will be hurt by that rather than the injured party. A paint job on a car is easily remedied. A charge coming up on a CRB check if you are applying for a new job not so easy. Not worth it for 5 minutes of glee.

The best revenge is showing people you are happy, indifferent to them, that they didn't have an affect on you, that they weren't worthy of their wrath, you didn't react, that is the best revenge tactic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"go away and be very happy,thats the best revenge"
Walk away with dignity everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Air pistol ...... under the coat ........ pellet in every panel of the car ........ job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to admit i did the toothbrush round toilet buisness,but i then did the sit back and wait for it to bite the sad sap on his ass(even tho it was hard and id so wanted to deal with it another way) and boy did it big time...thats the best revenge ever,my smile,my confidence and the fact i know now after yrs of crap i took from the ex ,im now a happy lady,my lifes so much more richer and im in love with a great guy and the confidence is booming thats the biggest revenge ever...tis a dish best served cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best revenge is to live your own life really well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best revenge is to live your own life really well."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to thank all the psycho women that have posted on here as I now know who to steer a 100 miles clear of.

If a man had done any of these things to a woman he'd have been labelled a nutter and thrown in jail. I think it's disgusting to actually revel in some of things admitted to on this thread let alone to actually carry them out.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves. "

well said wishy. This thread is unbelievable. If the hairdryer incident is true then that's attempted murder. yet it is being applauded.

I've long believed like attracts like. This thread is further affirmation of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

When i found out my ex cheated on me,i did what he had asked to do for years i invited my mate round for a ffm 3sum. We tied him to a chair put a little show on for him,then left him there went for a drink came back packed his bags n kicked him out. oooooooooooooooo did it feel good,bless him he never did get that 3sum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got married when i was young to a guy who wasn't exactly lovely to me.After lots of mainly downs the final straw came when i found out he was cheating on me.I did hubbie his fav bacon butties,with the added addition of cat hair and cat saliva.Then went upstairs and cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush after id had a wee.Finally i finished off with his beloved car that needed a bit of panel beating after id done with it.Hell has no fury like a woman scorned. "

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


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well said wishy. This thread is unbelievable. If the hairdryer incident is true then that's attempted murder. yet it is being applauded.

I've long believed like attracts like. This thread is further affirmation of that."

"Like attracts Like"

Really?

Have never attracted or been attracted to anyone like him in the past 20yrs since I walked away....

My advice to any man or woman in this situation now is to WALK AWAY....

As has been said, the best revenge is to walk away, head held high, get on with your life and BE HAPPY!!

Nothing makes me happier than knowing that sad little pathetic man skulks about all alone in this world while myself and my children get on very happily with our lives!

Would I change anything?..NO

I am the person I am today because of it...

Do I care what you think? Do I hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

well said wishy. This thread is unbelievable. If the hairdryer incident is true then that's attempted murder. yet it is being applauded.

I've long believed like attracts like. This thread is further affirmation of that.

"Like attracts Like"

Really?

Have never attracted or been attracted to anyone like him in the past 20yrs since I walked away....

My advice to any man or woman in this situation now is to WALK AWAY....

As has been said, the best revenge is to walk away, head held high, get on with your life and BE HAPPY!!

Nothing makes me happier than knowing that sad little pathetic man skulks about all alone in this world while myself and my children get on very happily with our lives!

Would I change anything?..NO

I am the person I am today because of it...

Do I care what you think? Do I hell "
yaaaay !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't go in for revenge. I leave it to Karma, it's never let me down yet lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester


"I don't go in for revenge. I leave it to Karma, it's never let me down yet lol "

me too ..took 18mths but when she did it was karma smackdown and i didnt have to lift a finger... excpet to move my chair closer so i got ring side seat

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I have to agree with the "disgusted" views on this thread.

What people are admitting to makes it sound that there are some very bitter and vinidictive people about.

Dignity is a good word, no matter how bad you think you have been treated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't go in for revenge. I leave it to Karma, it's never let me down yet lol

me too ..took 18mths but when she did it was karma smackdown and i didnt have to lift a finger... excpet to move my chair closer so i got ring side seat

"

Such a sweet view when she goes into smackdown mode PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had ever exacted 'revenge' for anything against anyone, it would be something I kept to myself.

I would feel that, if after the fact, I had to mention it to a room full of strangers then, to me, whatever I had done had not had not served it's purpose.

So whether or not carrying out an act of assault or vandalism against another person satisfied your will to hurt that person at the time, it did not remove any of the pain caused by that person long term.

To me, that is where the effort should be concentrated.

Not in a short term 'lets make life difficult' kinda way, but by moving along, putting your hurt into context and dealing with it in a positive manner.

I have been wronged, I have been hurt.

I have wronged, I have hurt others.

I have never avenged

As far as I know no one has taken revenge on me (if they have, they have done it the 'proper' way, so I am to this day blissfully unaware)

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

After reading this again , can you not post your stories of assaults as it isn't allowed on the forums.

Check out the forum rules.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I almost feel sane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all incriminating evidence.

Its just a confession and admitting your guilt if it ever gets to a court of law.

What would be your reaction if you found out your ex had put things in your food or tampered with your car etc etc?

Would you go straight to the law?

Maybe the ex's have read this thread and are currently compiling the evidence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sometimes the best revenge is to not care about them!

my ex cheated on us twice, and second time i let her go she went with the lad who i knew she was going to cheat on me with, so i just wished her well, and think when she seen i wasnt bothered and was just getting on with things and finding someone new straight away - i know it drove her alot more crazy than if i got bitter and done anything to her or caused arguments/fights or a scene somewhere. people like that only have control over you if you let them! and i think she went with someone she pretty much didnt really like that much just so she could say she with someone to try and get me jealous and ask her back, which never really worked at all lol

i did get some laughs in though, so revenge takes care of its self sometimes. the night before i sacked her off she asked me to do her fake tan for her, i decided no as never done it and knew how easy it is to fuck up. so she got her friend to do it and messed it up and had brown streaks all over her, she done that much a bad job she stopped her doing it and never had her belly done, but cleavage was done, oh when i seen her and she showed me she was a mess it was so funny, then 2 days later seen her again, she only tried to fix it and bought a different coloured product that was cheaper and looked worse, tried a final time and looked worse than ever haha make me laugh, she had so many baths to get it off, and that lad dumped her too probs coz she looked such a mess. so that was my little revenge and never had to do anything.

people who act like that usually cause themself enough problems you dont need to add to them they will mess up themselves soon enough as she did haha !

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

must say, i didnt take revenge on my ex either, but its just not in me.

she left for the guy she cheated on me with, and 2 months later the univers served up allopecia. bald as a coot and her confidence was on the floor. nothing to do with me, though, but couldnt help feeling a little satisfied that i didnt have to lift a finger.

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury


"Have to admit i did the toothbrush round toilet buisness,but i then did the sit back and wait for it to bite the sad sap on his ass(even tho it was hard and id so wanted to deal with it another way) and boy did it big time...thats the best revenge ever,my smile,my confidence and the fact i know now after yrs of crap i took from the ex ,im now a happy lady,my lifes so much more richer and im in love with a great guy and the confidence is booming thats the biggest revenge ever...tis a dish best served cold "

Here here my life improved ten fold after catching my cheating lying scum bag ex in bed with another woman on the day of my brothers funeral but im now so much happier and thats the best revenge when i know he is still using various sites behind the new girls back so he will never change it wasnt me it was him. The best thing that happened was catching him out but i do wonder if he still uses that toothbrush and smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can honestly say, i havent given a toss about anyone enough to be plotting revenge or turning all pysco ex on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best thing that happened was catching him out but i do wonder if he still uses that toothbrush and smile"

It sounds very much you are still bitter and twisted about it. Why else would it still give you so much pleasure after all the time that has passed since then?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"I almost feel sane."

I know what you mean....

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

sorry but i dont get revenge .just such a negative and destructive emotion! as people have said why give others that power over you to drive you too such actions !? yes their actions against you may have been god awful but by stooping to such levels yourself you have only let them win ! surely moving on and being happy,stronger and not giving that person one more thought is far more effective way of sticking it to someone in my opinion . really dont see why i waste one more ounce of effort ,one more second of my precious time or one moment of thought on someones whos wronged me .

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Cant put what i did to my ex husband.

But the first guy i lived with was less than nice to me, i didnt seek revenge, but he was dead at 50 a little wizzened old man with psirsis of the liver and emphazema. Im happy, healthy and better than ive ever been in my life. Sometimes we dont need to seek revenge, karma does the work for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a partner, but a family member in the past did something totally unforgivable to me, my revenge has been to be a better person than them.

When i see how they live hand to mouth in a scruffy little flat, lonely as other people have now seen them for what they are, now panicing about their benefits being cut and having no hope of anything better for the future.

While i sit in my lovely home with my fab career and lot of lovely people around me, i KNOW they envy me.

Thats all the revenge i need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is fun to read 'em, but I'd never want to do anything to someone myself... I'd rather live and let live.

Sometimes it's better that the scoundrel has to live the rest of their life in the face of the heinous thing that they have done and watch others have a better life without them (and should I dare to say, in spite of 'em )...

Wolf

my Sister served up catfood spag bol to one of hers after she'd caught him - hardly harmful, but very bottomwarming... pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fuck sakes I better not mention the dog food sandwiches I made one day, or the toothbrush bristle end up my arse

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh fuck sakes I better not mention the dog food sandwiches I made one day, or the toothbrush bristle end up my arse "

I thought of you when I saw this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh fuck sakes I better not mention the dog food sandwiches I made one day, or the toothbrush bristle end up my arse

I thought of you when I saw this thread"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow what a scary thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sorry but i dont get revenge .just such a negative and destructive emotion! as people have said why give others that power over you to drive you too such actions !? yes their actions against you may have been god awful but by stooping to such levels yourself you have only let them win ! surely moving on and being happy,stronger and not giving that person one more thought is far more effective way of sticking it to someone in my opinion . really dont see why i waste one more ounce of effort ,one more second of my precious time or one moment of thought on someones whos wronged me ."

Well put your time can be better used for enjoying your life.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Years ago I heard of these revenge stories, all involving dumped girlfriends or partners of airline Pilots.

There was one Captain who was booked onto a long haul flight & who wasn't back to his home for around a week. He returned to find his ex had rung the Speaking Clock service in New York minutes after he'd left his house in London a week or so earlier, and she left the phone off the hook - his bill ran into thousands of £'s.

Then there was the ex who sought revenge on her Captain boyfriend who'd cheated on her, by sewing up all the sleeves of his shirts and Jackets at the elbows, and all of his trousers at the knees, so when he got to his destination and had a 3-4 day stopover before his return flight back, he'd nothing to wear immediately as all of his work and off duty clothes had to have all the stitching unpicked.

But best of all, was the ex who got her own back on her cheating pilot boyfriend by packing his suitcase before their final goodbye, and his departure to foreign climes and liberally dusting all of his work trousers plus his underwear with either itching powder or pepper.

Ouch!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Friend of mine is a photographer and also did videos of weddings.

He videod a wedding where no expense was spared.

He recorded the speeches at the reception and the bridegroom gave a glowing speech, thanking the bridesmaids and also his wife's parents and his beautiful bride.

He then went on to thank the best man for shagging his now wife for the last 6 months that he had been working away to pay for this wedding. You could have heard a pin drop as he walked out of the reception.

The wedding pics and video were never collected

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By *4FantasyCouple
over a year ago

Spalding

Someone I worked with in a hotel got the sack, two mornings later the word Wanker was spelled out nicely over the lovely lawn with killer

Took ages to grow out.

Made me smile..

Kazx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passive agressive - the thread!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Friend of mine is a photographer and also did videos of weddings.

He videod a wedding where no expense was spared.

He recorded the speeches at the reception and the bridegroom gave a glowing speech, thanking the bridesmaids and also his wife's parents and his beautiful bride.

He then went on to thank the best man for shagging his now wife for the last 6 months that he had been working away to pay for this wedding. You could have heard a pin drop as he walked out of the reception.

The wedding pics and video were never collected"

I was officiating at a Wedding once where the Bride's Father, a local and prominent businessman, had traditionally paid for the entire wedding and it was a very costly function.

The Groom seemed a little nervous, but made his speech brief, only to pass on along the table two envelopes and asked the Best Man to read out the itinerary of the Honeymoon.

The first envelope contained all the details, first class travel, 5 star hotels and resorts in major tourisy destinations across the globe.

The second envelope contained the tickets and the Best Man was asked to read out the names on them; hestitatingly, he mentioned the Bride's name.... then his own.

At that point, the Groom threw a number of envelopes at all the tables in front of him, declaring, "Yes, you've screwed my wife to be for the last year more than I have, here's the photos and proof the PI I hired got for the divorce; see you in court!"

There was silence; the Bride's father then collapsed with a heart attack, and security had to rush in to haul away the Best Man's wife who was trying to stab her husband with the Wedding Cake knife.

The Groom? He had a getaway car waiting and he got his divorce a few months later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to agree with the "disgusted" views on this thread.

What people are admitting to makes it sound that there are some very bitter and vinidictive people about.

Dignity is a good word, no matter how bad you think you have been treated."

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah bloody hell you lot, lighten up

your wasting energy by making negative comments

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Have some pride woman !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have some pride woman !! "

lost my pride a long time ago Ruggers

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Have some pride woman !!

lost my pride a long time ago Ruggers "

Well go and find it woman

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"cat saliva? how?

good question lmao"

Presumably, it was showing it loads of pussy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In dealing with The Ex over the past year, I've found the best revenge is simply to be the better person.

It pisses her off to no end. It's beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In dealing with The Ex over the past year, I've found the best revenge is simply to be the better person.

It pisses her off to no end. It's beautiful "

That's exactly the way to do it. I have to be fair to my ex/w as she's been good as gold since we split (with the odd attempt at manipulating our situation regarding our daughter but I can see those coming a mile away these days). I told her when we split that if she made life difficult I'd disappear but I'd leave a letter lodged with a solicitor for our daughter to receive when she turned 18 explaining why I wasn't there. That threat alone seemed to tell her I meant business and wouldn't be trampled all over.

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By *pl- capdagdeCouple
over a year ago

Cap d agde,France

Having read this thread I can only come to the conclusion that most of it is made up bull shit by women that have nothing better to do than talk crap on forums all day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having read this thread I can only come to the conclusion that most of it is made up bull shit by women that have nothing better to do than talk crap on forums all day... "

You may well be right anyone with an ounce of seance would not admit to anything in public. Some of it is amusing though even if its not factually correct.

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By *pl- capdagdeCouple
over a year ago

Cap d agde,France


"Having read this thread I can only come to the conclusion that most of it is made up bull shit by women that have nothing better to do than talk crap on forums all day...

You may well be right anyone with an ounce of seance would not admit to anything in public. Some of it is amusing though even if its not factually correct."

Yes looks like the housewives of today are fed up with this morning and loose women, so they grab a coffee a babble on here ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having read this thread I can only come to the conclusion that most of it is made up bull shit by women that have nothing better to do than talk crap on forums all day...

You may well be right anyone with an ounce of seance would not admit to anything in public. Some of it is amusing though even if its not factually correct.

Yes looks like the housewives of today are fed up with this morning and loose women, so they grab a coffee a babble on here .... "

A little harsh but I won't deny it made me smile.

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Not been a "housewife" in over 20yrs...

Don't watch TV at all....

LOVE my coffee...

And I do like a good laugh at those who think they know it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these posts almost make you scared to reject someone on this site...................almost!

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By *pl- capdagdeCouple
over a year ago

Cap d agde,France


"Not been a "housewife" in over 20yrs...

Don't watch TV at all....

LOVE my coffee...

And I do like a good laugh at those who think they know it all

"

You sure you don't have any hoovering,dusting or cooking to do ?

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By *pl- capdagdeCouple
over a year ago

Cap d agde,France


"Having read this thread I can only come to the conclusion that most of it is made up bull shit by women that have nothing better to do than talk crap on forums all day...

You may well be right anyone with an ounce of seance would not admit to anything in public. Some of it is amusing though even if its not factually correct.

Yes looks like the housewives of today are fed up with this morning and loose women, so they grab a coffee a babble on here ....

A little harsh but I won't deny it made me smile. "

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"

You sure you don't have any hoovering,dusting or cooking to do ?

"

Are you saying that any woman that hoovers, dusts or cooks is a housewife

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By *pl- capdagdeCouple
over a year ago

Cap d agde,France


"

You sure you don't have any hoovering,dusting or cooking to do ?

Are you saying that any woman that hoovers, dusts or cooks is a housewife "

No I just asked if you had any to do,to keep you occupied and off the forum for 5 mins...

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"In dealing with The Ex over the past year, I've found the best revenge is simply to be the better person.

It pisses her off to no end. It's beautiful "

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"

You sure you don't have any hoovering,dusting or cooking to do ?

Are you saying that any woman that hoovers, dusts or cooks is a housewife

No I just asked if you had any to do,to keep you occupied and off the forum for 5 mins...

"

Nope...

Do you?

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By *pl- capdagdeCouple
over a year ago

Cap d agde,France


"

You sure you don't have any hoovering,dusting or cooking to do ?

Are you saying that any woman that hoovers, dusts or cooks is a housewife

No I just asked if you had any to do,to keep you occupied and off the forum for 5 mins...

Nope...

Do you?"

Yep plenty thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you seriously think I care what your opinion of me is?

You know nothing of what drove me to do it...

And you never will...

Im glad he is alive, and not so well..

I have a smug little smile on my face EVER time I see him

Now i know why you won't google bunny boiler. I hope you are happy in your vitriol over abusing another human but think on it really doesn't make you big or clever just disturbed.

no offence, mr steel, but hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

now, i am in no way condoning what people have posted on here (although it did mean i was offered a great car at a really low price because of it) dont forget, the abuse of a human was done in the first place to mean these women enacted in revenge, of some form or favour.

so, rather than being aggressive towards those that have been the aggressors, rather be nasty to those that have forced them to do something that drastic, or are to a little worried for yourself as you treat women in a similar fashion?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having read this thread I can only come to the conclusion that most of it is made up bull shit by women that have nothing better to do than talk crap on forums all day... "

will send you a halo smiley only I think yours has fell down and choked you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was cheatin gon me with a tart from Amsterdam, he was going to see her every weekend, leaving me working full time and raising 2 kids. So l threw his passport out, well technically he did because he took the rubbish out, l just slipped his passport in.....it was funny as hell watching him tear his room apart looking for it. He even ventured into the attic (why l don't know!) lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its got nothing do with being a bunny boiler,i never hurt him just hurt the things he loved.Why the hell should anybody get away with hurting someone else and they just walk away smug. Its just that my revenge wasnt physical.

You put cat spit in his food and infected his toothbrush with god knows what. Thats physical in my book and very unsettleing."
Isn't it 'unsettling' when one partner cheats on another? it most certainly was for me, so 'unsettling' l had to move 300 miles away from family and friends to put a roof over my kids head. So the small amount of revenge l served on him was well and trully justified!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a partner, but a family member in the past did something totally unforgivable to me, my revenge has been to be a better person than them.

When i see how they live hand to mouth in a scruffy little flat, lonely as other people have now seen them for what they are, now panicing about their benefits being cut and having no hope of anything better for the future.

While i sit in my lovely home with my fab career and lot of lovely people around me, i KNOW they envy me.

Thats all the revenge i need."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was an abusive cheat. When I finally kicked him out I was left with all the debt that he has accrued in my name because he couldn't get credit. He had the nerve to demand his fish tank back a) because he paid alot of money for it and b) because he said he loved the fish more than me... he got pretty nasty about it.

So.... I told him he could come round for the fish on the day that I moved house, which was the following week. Shamefully (and not in the right frame of mind) I switched the fish tank off and threw a sheet over it. By the time he came to collect the fish. I'd moved house and all his fish were dead.

I felt satisfied at the time, but it really is the cruellest thing i've ever done and often regret it. Not sticking him one, just the poor innocent fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You sure you don't have any hoovering,dusting or cooking to do ?

Are you saying that any woman that hoovers, dusts or cooks is a housewife "
What a sexist comment the previous poster put!!! Hubby does it all in our house, he hasn't got much choice, l'm bedridden 95% of the time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You sure you don't have any hoovering,dusting or cooking to do ?

Are you saying that any woman that hoovers, dusts or cooks is a housewife

No I just asked if you had any to do,to keep you occupied and off the forum for 5 mins...

"
So why are you on the forum, haven't you got anything better to do?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose there is a risk to revenge of "lowering yourself to their level".

Then again, does someone always cheat for no reason?

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