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"My head hurts. A lot. Trying to be a gentleman got my head sliced open. Never again. "How the fuck did you manage that? Open a glass door with your bonse? 
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"Going out last night started to rain spending £25 on a taxi, rather than catch the train. Then 5 mins after I arrive 2 people who live very close to me arrived in their cars! I did get a lift home "Fuckers, if I didn't need the lift back I'd have let their tyres down. I wouldn't really but I'd pretend to in my head 
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"I got water in my ear swimming and now I'm a bit deaf and every time I saw I can hear it really loudly" Pardon...... *someone had to | |||
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"Can I rant for yesterday, when some fuck knuckle knocked me over with their car at Tesco car park. Said cockwomble also drove over my shopping bags while I was helped to my feet by a passerby/witness. Somehow, and very luckily, I escaped serious injury, and sustained a few bumps and bruises. Even more fortunate was that I didn't have mini-me on my hip at the time too. Not so lucky for the driver, she was forcibly prevented from driving away, with other drivers blocking her exit. She was breathalysed by the police and found to be nearly twice over the limit, and also driving with no licence! Which has been revoked for a previous DD offence. Now she's likely to face gaol time. Touch shit bitch! Some kind soul did re-buy my shopping bag for me, giving me a silver lining to a very painful afternoon. " Glad that you are both ok, albeit traumatised and angry. Also great that total strangers came to help, looked after you, sorted your shopping and stopped the cockwomble. This rant is going to be approved all day long..... | |||
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"Aww, thank you both. I guess I should be lucky to be able to rant about it. "That's a terrible thing to happen and I'm so glad you are okay. It must have really shaken you. Bloody idiots everywhere! | |||
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"Can I rant for yesterday, when some fuck knuckle knocked me over with their car at Tesco car park. Said cockwomble also drove over my shopping bags while I was helped to my feet by a passerby/witness. Somehow, and very luckily, I escaped serious injury, and sustained a few bumps and bruises. Even more fortunate was that I didn't have mini-me on my hip at the time too. Not so lucky for the driver, she was forcibly prevented from driving away, with other drivers blocking her exit. She was breathalysed by the police and found to be nearly twice over the limit, and also driving with no licence! Which has been revoked for a previous DD offence. Now she's likely to face gaol time. Touch shit bitch! Some kind soul did re-buy my shopping bag for me, giving me a silver lining to a very painful afternoon. " Aww bless you, you poor thing. I'm glad you weren't seriously injured, and that your little person was not there. Big hugs x | |||
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"I hate spiders and there's a huge one in my lounge! Waiting for him to get home from night shift so he can hoover it up. Until then I'm not going in that room!! Bloody spiders!! T " Give it a name and I promise, you'll suddenly not be afraid of it anymore. Works for me and the tarantula that's residing in the corner of my bathroom. She's called Lucy, and manages the winged insect problem. Does a great job too. | |||
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"My head hurts. A lot. Trying to be a gentleman got my head sliced open. Never again. "That does sound painful Approved | |||
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"I want a coffee but the kitchen is downstairs and it soooooo faaaaaaaar
Best I got for now.
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"Seriously annoyed that my mobile spends more time plugged in than my landline does.... ....wtaf....when are we gonna get one that can last more than just under a day.... "I plug mine in at work or when driving and if easily lasts all day Denied | |||
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"Going out last night started to rain spending £25 on a taxi, rather than catch the train. Then 5 mins after I arrive 2 people who live very close to me arrived in their cars! I did get a lift home "Murphy's law in action However, poor planning so Denied | |||
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"I got water in my ear swimming and now I'm a bit deaf and every time I saw I can hear it really loudly" You need some ear plugs Self inflicted though so Denied | |||
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"I want a coffee but the kitchen is downstairs and it soooooo faaaaaaaar
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"Peaky Blinders is a great drama - but I'm fucking fed up with all the arty-farty, slow-motion montages with (quite often shite) modern songs played over them. From Season 1, the amount of this pointless, lazy "That's a good chunk of writing we don't need to do" bullshit padding has increased to the point where they're taking the piss. It's starting to detract from the usual high quality of the show." This is not Points of View - send that to them and see if they publish it Denied | |||
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"These hot sweats are now more frequent during the day and also having disturbs sleeps,time to try and do something." Definitely - disturbed sleep is an absolute killer so something has to be done. Good luck and Approved | |||
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"My rant is about the National Lottery Lucky Dips! They're not bloody lucky at all! Surely there's a false advertising thing going on here?!?! Lol! "They have to abide by strict rules if they state the chances of winning so, no Denied | |||
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"Can I rant for yesterday, when some fuck knuckle knocked me over with their car at Tesco car park. Said cockwomble also drove over my shopping bags while I was helped to my feet by a passerby/witness. Somehow, and very luckily, I escaped serious injury, and sustained a few bumps and bruises. Even more fortunate was that I didn't have mini-me on my hip at the time too. Not so lucky for the driver, she was forcibly prevented from driving away, with other drivers blocking her exit. She was breathalysed by the police and found to be nearly twice over the limit, and also driving with no licence! Which has been revoked for a previous DD offence. Now she's likely to face gaol time. Touch shit bitch! Some kind soul did re-buy my shopping bag for me, giving me a silver lining to a very painful afternoon. " Good lord - I'm glad it's only some bumps and bruises and hopefully she'll get what she deserves but also some help. Clearly has a problem Approved | |||
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"I hate you, you ppl who do not cook with oinon. I don't mind the onion intolerance ones though " And breathe brother Onion is a great base so they are missing out and forcing you to miss out. Very rude Approved | |||
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"I hate spiders and there's a huge one in my lounge! Waiting for him to get home from night shift so he can hoover it up. Until then I'm not going in that room!! Bloody spiders!! T " A wise strategy Approved | |||
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"My body not understanding the gym outdoes the diet!!! Stupid fucking belly fat!!! " Not for everyone it doesn't. For me, lowering the calories that I put in does the job better than increasing exercise. You might want to consider the food intake. Denied | |||
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"If I started I'd never finish mostly I'm fed up of hearing the word Brexit grr it not even a real word (grrrrrrr)" Me too Approved | |||
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"I want a coffee but the kitchen is downstairs and it soooooo faaaaaaaar
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"I've done my rant already this morning so I'm good ta "Not your boss by any chance? | |||
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"Can I rant for yesterday, when some fuck knuckle knocked me over with their car at Tesco car park. Said cockwomble also drove over my shopping bags while I was helped to my feet by a passerby/witness. Somehow, and very luckily, I escaped serious injury, and sustained a few bumps and bruises. Even more fortunate was that I didn't have mini-me on my hip at the time too. Not so lucky for the driver, she was forcibly prevented from driving away, with other drivers blocking her exit. She was breathalysed by the police and found to be nearly twice over the limit, and also driving with no licence! Which has been revoked for a previous DD offence. Now she's likely to face gaol time. Touch shit bitch! Some kind soul did re-buy my shopping bag for me, giving me a silver lining to a very painful afternoon. " Jesus, that’s shocking. Glad you’re ok and that she was caught. Mostly though I want to commend you on your use of ‘gaol’ that’s proper English for you | |||
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"I've done my rant already this morning so I'm good ta "Thanks for that Denied | |||
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"Why do the usb charging sockets on busses never bloody work?" Just to annoy you Denied | |||
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"Budgie smugglers "Animal trafficking is a definite no - even baby ones Approved | |||
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"Missed out on a meet coz i didnt reply quick enough "Lesson learned there and maybe a bullet dodged Denied | |||
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"Why is it only men message me fook sake" Because you've got purty eyes boy. Now squeal piggy squeal Denied | |||
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"Why is it only men message me fook sake Because you've got purty eyes boy. Now squeal piggy squeal Denied "ha ha ok lol | |||
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"Why is it only men message me fook sake Because you've got purty eyes boy. Now squeal piggy squeal Denied "Pinkswing! I'm shocked. | |||
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"Why is it only men message me fook sake Because you've got purty eyes boy. Now squeal piggy squeal Denied
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"Missed out on a meet coz i didnt reply quick enough
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"Why is it only men message me fook sake Because you've got purty eyes boy. Now squeal piggy squeal Denied
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"I want a coffee but the kitchen is downstairs and it soooooo faaaaaaaar
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"I've eaten 6,000 calories every day for a week and not lost a single pound. And now my jeans have shrunk in the wash! "Self inflicted Denied | |||
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"The collective pettiness and bitchiness of a team of women. Experienced this in quite a few jobs. Bored of the gossip, schoolgirl behaviour and back stabbing. I’m 50 and now fabulously intolerant of giggly girlie banter and bollocks. I want a job working with men. " Men smell and are all competitive But I know what you mean Approved | |||
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You love it! It keeps you entertained "She doesn't know that I've ordered 9 pairs Shhh - our secret | |||
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"Budgie smugglers
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"Budgie smugglers
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She doesn't know that I've ordered 9 pairs
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"Trainee solicitor £175 an hour and still takes 5 months to sort sale of house to my wife, " I think you have answered your own rant there Approved | |||
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"Brexit ranting lol they don't like it up them do they." OK there Dad's Army | |||
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Mind ya own!! Grrrrr"Yes - stop that Approved | |||
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