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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do and don'ts

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Don’t forget to wipe one’s bum beforehand

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Definitely do not you toothpaste as lubricant lol

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By *ich2025Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Do and don'ts

I would

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Don't go in dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go in slowly for starters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely do not you toothpaste as lubricant lol"

Oh why not ?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Do ask her before you stick it up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to lick suck first

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Definitely do not you toothpaste as lubricant lol

Oh why not ?"
minty fresh bum sting that why lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do ask her before you stick it up there"

So don't surprise her then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do ask her before you stick it up there

So don't surprise her then?"

Unless it's been decided before hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely do not you toothpaste as lubricant lol

Oh why not ? minty fresh bum sting that why lol"

Yah but if your gonna lick it then it will be nice and minty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t fart after he’s blown his load.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t fart after he’s blown his load."

Can't imagine why

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Do ask her before you stick it up there

So don't surprise her then?"

Last time she didn't regard me shouting out SURPRISE as adequate preparation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t fart after he’s blown his load."

All depends on his kink

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

"Do ask her before you stick it up there

So don't surprise her then?

Last time she didn't regard me shouting out SURPRISE as adequate preparation"

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Definitely do not you toothpaste as lubricant lol"

It might give you a ring of confidence

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t fart after he’s blown his load.

All depends on his kink"

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Definitely do not you toothpaste as lubricant lol

Oh why not ? minty fresh bum sting that why lol

Yah but if your gonna lick it then it will be nice and minty."
minty for me stingy for you lol

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Do and don'ts

We just go with don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t fart after he’s blown his load.

All depends on his kink

An ass dripping cum is heavenly!

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Treat it similar to a Sunday Roast.....

Be sure to fully grease the "tin"....before you slide the meat in....stops any issues with the meat getting stuck....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use mouthwash for douching

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Do and don'ts

Do let me know when you’re visiting the Lake District

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By *ancubsaMan
over a year ago

Newport

"Definitely do not you toothpaste as lubricant lol

Oh why not ?"

Use with brush first in the top hole along with mouthwash... then lick and lightly blow bottom hole for that tingly cool sensation

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Definitely do not you toothpaste as lubricant lol

Oh why not ? minty fresh bum sting that why lol"

Stick a Polo mint delicately in her ringpiece and aim for the middle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Treat it similar to a Sunday Roast.....

Be sure to fully grease the "tin"....before you slide the meat in....stops any issues with the meat getting stuck....

Pmsl

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston

"Do and don'ts

We just go with don't. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use mouthwash for douching

It's not really as bad as one may think.

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By *liviaGTV/TS
over a year ago

Preston

Yea do

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By *ames in LaoisMan
over a year ago

portloaise

Don't use Vicks VapoRub as lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t....bother trying if your no good like me!!

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Deep heat works a treat to get the muscles warmed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use mouthwash for douching

It's not really as bad as one may think.

It is, if it alcohol based it may even be lethal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Use mouthwash for douching

It's not really as bad as one may think.

I'll have to try it so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont do the oops i slipped trick shr will get a sore bumhole you will get a sore ballsack after she kicks it to oblivion

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Do.....

Start with a finger to see how its reciprocated... It's only polite...so I'm told....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dont do the oops i slipped trick shr will get a sore bumhole you will get a sore ballsack after she kicks it to oblivion

Has it happened to you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use mouthwash for douching

It's not really as bad as one may think.

I'll have to try it so

Please don't! Read what I said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use mouthwash for douching

It's not really as bad as one may think.

I'll have to try it so

Please don't! Read what I said!"

It didn't get me or my arse pissed...it was watered down mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t have a curry then sniff some of the Columbian marching powder before participating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do use dettol. Before and after

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Don’t tell her just surprise her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do and don'ts

Don’ts;

Insert penis into the vagina, that’s not anal, it’s close, but it’s not anal.

Do’s ;

Insert penis into the anal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t have a curry then sniff some of the Columbian marching powder before participating

Oh God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only give it if you are prepared to take it!

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"Do and don'ts

I’m the words of Tommy Tiernan , don’t use Vicks Vapour Rub what ever else happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it the way both parties enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do and don'ts

I’m the words of Tommy Tiernan , don’t use Vicks Vapour Rub what ever else happens

Oh can you imagine the pain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do it the way both parties enjoy it

Both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind the piles.

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland

"Don’t fart after he’s blown his load."

And this is alllll you need too know

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mind the piles. "

You need some cream for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind the piles.

You need some cream for them."

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By *irlintheRedRed dressWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow

Dont. It hurts worse than child birth

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Well seems an apt time to bring up my most recent message from a fellow straight single guy

“Any bum dirt in there”

Charming eh

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Well seems an apt time to bring up my most recent message from a fellow straight single guy

“Any bum dirt in there”

Charming eh "

JUCIY......you promised you wouldn't put that on the forums....and that your even leave some dirt for me....

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By *reamytitwankCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Be careful not to catch Giardiasis

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Well seems an apt time to bring up my most recent message from a fellow straight single guy

“Any bum dirt in there”

Charming eh

JUCIY......you promised you wouldn't put that on the forums....and that your even leave some dirt for me....

Ssshh man. Your the one telling everyone I never uttered your name

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Ssshh man. Your the one telling everyone I never uttered your name

God damn it!!! I've only got a shot the gun to early again....please tell me you didn't say that as well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DO start with a nice gentle bit of tongue action in the arse hole, then eventually add a bit of finger action, just enough so she starting to wriggle and moan for you!!

When she’s nice and relaxed add a bit of pre cum from the tip of your cock, or some baby oil, then ever so gently slide your cock inside bit by bit, get a nice rhythm going and build up to a good hard fuck, cum inside arse if feeling super dirty!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do: Insert fingers gently to warm up your partner before penetration

Don't: Put the whole hand inside and pull out a white rabbit while shouting "Ta dah" to an unsuspecting audience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well seems an apt time to bring up my most recent message from a fellow straight single guy

“Any bum dirt in there”

Charming eh "

Oh God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be careful not to catch Giardiasis

AKA beaver fever - I kid you not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal? Fuck that shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it’s technique. I’m rubbish at it but wife came from anal off someone else!

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"Do and don'ts

I’m the words of Tommy Tiernan , don’t use Vicks Vapour Rub what ever else happens

Oh can you imagine the pain."

No I can’t and don’t want to either, just use the normal stuff and we’ll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do spit in the hole for easy access

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anal? Fuck that shit

Witty.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Do be honest - and true to who you really are. Do you really want to do it or did you see it online once and thought that looked nice?

Don't lie - if it hurts stop. Don't use things that take away from the real thing - numbing creams etc can mask tears etc.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

My advice would be for you to be in control. Have him lay on his back with a stiff hard cock, firstly make sure you are highly turned on and straddle him playing with your clit, next step is to slowly and gently put his cock into your arse and with each pulse of your clit lower yourself onto his cock, you control the rhythm until you let him take over.

I like to slip my fingers in or use a dildo for extra pleasure.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do be honest - and true to who you really are. Do you really want to do it or did you see it online once and thought that looked nice?

Don't lie - if it hurts stop. Don't use things that take away from the real thing - numbing creams etc can mask tears etc."

Good advice

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

"Deep heat works a treat to get the muscles warmed up"

Not if you're allergic to it it's not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Deep heat works a treat to get the muscles warmed up

Not if you're allergic to it it's not

xT"

Deep heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do be honest - and true to who you really are. Do you really want to do it or did you see it online once and thought that looked nice?

Don't lie - if it hurts stop. Don't use things that take away from the real thing - numbing creams etc can mask tears etc."

Fountain of knowledge, Meli.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My advice would be for you to be in control. Have him lay on his back with a stiff hard cock, firstly make sure you are highly turned on and straddle him playing with your clit, next step is to slowly and gently put his cock into your arse and with each pulse of your clit lower yourself onto his cock, you control the rhythm until you let him take over.

I like to slip my fingers in or use a dildo for extra pleasure.

Jo.Xx "

Being in control definitely helps

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Afterwards, if she happens to gape resist the urge to shout down ECHO ECHo ECho Echo echo

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man
over a year ago

waterford

I like to slip my fingers in or use a dildo for extra pleasure.

Jo.Xx

Being in control definitely helps

Great advice ! I'm free to lay back any time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind the piles.

You need some cream for them.

Thats what he will be leaving thow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mind the piles.

You need some cream for them.

Thats what he will be leaving thow"

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Don't believe the film's.....spit really doesn't work as an adequate lubricant ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't believe the film's.....spit really doesn't work as an adequate lubricant ......

Oh I know believe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice vagina fuck and lick first until dripping , guide these juices with your tongue all around that ass hole and your cock then insert

You gotta out the work in first get then juices flowing before you deserve to go in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice vagina fuck and lick first until dripping , guide these juices with your tongue all around that ass hole and your cock then insert

You gotta out the work in first get then juices flowing before you deserve to go in there "

True.

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