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Ladies should NOT go out alone at night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They say that but just tonight I heard a lady scream. I quickly ran around the corner to see two men and a lady. Before I could help, one of the men opened his mouth to say something. He said...

"Aww come on love. I'll buy you a drink and kebab and then I will explain"

She then replied loudly...

"Fuck off. If I ever find out you have fingered Leanne again I'll kick your fucking head in"

I was thinking to myself "she does not look (or sound) like a scared, vulnerable lady to me

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The ‘again’ made me laugh.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"The ‘again’ made me laugh. "

Same

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 28/08/19 20:12:24]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like the 'ladies' should stay indoors at night, to protect the men from them.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If "ladies" ever went out alone at night, I'd never have got laid in my life

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They say that but just tonight I heard a lady scream. I quickly ran around the corner to see two men and a lady. Before I could help, one of the men opened his mouth to say something. He said...

"Aww come on love. I'll buy you a drink and kebab and then I will explain"

She then replied loudly...

"Fuck off. If I ever find out you have fingered Leanne again I'll kick your fucking head in"

I was thinking to myself "she does not look (or sound) like a scared, vulnerable lady to me "

Men don't go out alone at night. There are mad women that want kick your head in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Fingers Removed from Leanne by poster at 28/08/19 20:12:24]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's "they"??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Fingers Removed from Leanne by poster at 28/08/19 20:12:24]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if she accepted the kebab

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

This made me laugh. We were sitting quietly having a cup of coffee outside a cafe last week when we heard shouting. A guy came walking down the road with his head down followed by a woman haranguing him long and loud. He'd had sex with someone else apparently.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I wonder if she accepted the kebab "

Well I would. Who could resist such an offer?

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!


"This made me laugh. We were sitting quietly having a cup of coffee outside a cafe last week when we heard shouting. A guy came walking down the road with his head down followed by a woman haranguing him long and loud. He'd had sex with someone else apparently. "

Maybe he'd been sharing Leanne's kebab?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"This made me laugh. We were sitting quietly having a cup of coffee outside a cafe last week when we heard shouting. A guy came walking down the road with his head down followed by a woman haranguing him long and loud. He'd had sex with someone else apparently.

Maybe he'd been sharing Leanne's kebab?"

. I think I like Leanne

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"[Fingers Removed from Leanne by poster at 28/08/19 20:12:24]

"

It was a whole fist actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This made me laugh. We were sitting quietly having a cup of coffee outside a cafe last week when we heard shouting. A guy came walking down the road with his head down followed by a woman haranguing him long and loud. He'd had sex with someone else apparently.

Maybe he'd been sharing Leanne's kebab?

. I think I like Leanne"

What's her username on fab?

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!


"This made me laugh. We were sitting quietly having a cup of coffee outside a cafe last week when we heard shouting. A guy came walking down the road with his head down followed by a woman haranguing him long and loud. He'd had sex with someone else apparently.

Maybe he'd been sharing Leanne's kebab?

. I think I like Leanne

What's her username on fab?"

"Open all hours" I believe

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By *ullpa72Man
over a year ago

Isle of Arran


"This made me laugh. We were sitting quietly having a cup of coffee outside a cafe last week when we heard shouting. A guy came walking down the road with his head down followed by a woman haranguing him long and loud. He'd had sex with someone else apparently.

Maybe he'd been sharing Leanne's kebab?

. I think I like Leanne

What's her username on fab?"
. Five finger widow lol

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

I approached a woman who was being harassed by a d*unk. I got within 6 feet of lending assistance. And her knee connected with his crotch. He instantly fell to the floor holding his crown jewel's. I involuntary covered my private parts, and I looked at the guy and said. ''I bet that hurt'' moments later he vomited upon the pavement. It looked like what I would describe as, ! A tin of Irish stew. I then looked at her and said. ''I bet he can't remember eating that''. She laughs and said '' He messed with the wrong fucking bitch''

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I approached a woman who was being harassed by a d*unk. I got within 6 feet of lending assistance. And her knee connected with his crotch. He instantly fell to the floor holding his crown jewel's. I involuntary covered my private parts, and I looked at the guy and said. ''I bet that hurt'' moments later he vomited upon the pavement. It looked like what I would describe as, ! A tin of Irish stew. I then looked at her and said. ''I bet he can't remember eating that''. She laughs and said '' He messed with the wrong fucking bitch'' "

Good for her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They say that but just tonight I heard a lady scream. I quickly ran around the corner to see two men and a lady. Before I could help, one of the men opened his mouth to say something. He said...

"Aww come on love. I'll buy you a drink and kebab and then I will explain"

She then replied loudly...

"Fuck off. If I ever find out you have fingered Leanne again I'll kick your fucking head in"

I was thinking to myself "she does not look (or sound) like a scared, vulnerable lady to me "

Should have offered to buy her some chicken dippers

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"They say that but just tonight I heard a lady scream. I quickly ran around the corner to see two men and a lady. Before I could help, one of the men opened his mouth to say something. He said...

"Aww come on love. I'll buy you a drink and kebab and then I will explain"

She then replied loudly...

"Fuck off. If I ever find out you have fingered Leanne again I'll kick your fucking head in"

I was thinking to myself "she does not look (or sound) like a scared, vulnerable lady to me

Should have offered to buy her some chicken dippers "

Fish Fingers?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I approached a woman who was being harassed by a d*unk. I got within 6 feet of lending assistance. And her knee connected with his crotch. He instantly fell to the floor holding his crown jewel's. I involuntary covered my private parts, and I looked at the guy and said. ''I bet that hurt'' moments later he vomited upon the pavement. It looked like what I would describe as, ! A tin of Irish stew. I then looked at her and said. ''I bet he can't remember eating that''. She laughs and said '' He messed with the wrong fucking bitch'' "

Ah, a woman after my own heart.

I walk home from work late at night.

10 mins through the village centre or 2mins through the twittens.

When one of old boys found out the other day he expressed his concern for my safety.

Half dozen guys sat at the bar laughed

"pity the fool who took her on in a dark alley" was one of the comments.

We're not all dainty damsels who need protecting

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

and the point of the O.P. is ? Cos it goes whoosh over my head.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"and the point of the O.P. is ? Cos it goes whoosh over my head..... "

Over My Head - King's X

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SYPzKzD94

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"They say that but just tonight I heard a lady scream. I quickly ran around the corner to see two men and a lady. Before I could help, one of the men opened his mouth to say something. He said...

"Aww come on love. I'll buy you a drink and kebab and then I will explain"

She then replied loudly...

"Fuck off. If I ever find out you have fingered Leanne again I'll kick your fucking head in"

I was thinking to myself "she does not look (or sound) like a scared, vulnerable lady to me "

Cool story, bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I approached a woman who was being harassed by a d*unk. I got within 6 feet of lending assistance. And her knee connected with his crotch. He instantly fell to the floor holding his crown jewel's. I involuntary covered my private parts, and I looked at the guy and said. ''I bet that hurt'' moments later he vomited upon the pavement. It looked like what I would describe as, ! A tin of Irish stew. I then looked at her and said. ''I bet he can't remember eating that''. She laughs and said '' He messed with the wrong fucking bitch'' "

Violence is never accepta....

who the fuck am I kidding. Love it!

Bitch after my own heart.

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never find a lady in Sunderland ha. Its rough as a pigeons foot these days.

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