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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your neighbours

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By *ure_heatMan
over a year ago

Solihull

They're both fucking fit... So... If I'm picking then... Sandwich... With me in the middle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steal her cute wee dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit on his doorstep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They're both fucking fit... So... If I'm picking then... Sandwich... With me in the middle! "

Lettuce and tomato too

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Teach her what real sex is, because each time we hear her it sounds so fake and lasts less than five minutes.

Only thing is she has a nice arse, but a face like a blind cobbler's thumb

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Dismantle her kitchen and put it in my house......

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Shit on his doorstep."

I thought we got on as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish them well and stay out of their business.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Have some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jump their fence

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Beat the living Shit out if him....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

move away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours are awesome we barely speak bliss

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Tell them to sound proof their walls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's an old lady so probably make her a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burn their dartboard to ashes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of them yes.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Absolutely nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hello to them now and then. We already have the perfect relationship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m very fond of all the neighbours. We have street parties and go round to each other’s every so often for dinner or a party. There’s usually a few gatherings each year. They’re great. So more of the same

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Send their kids to borstal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take them shopping for underlay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make them a little more friendly and alot more polite, if that fails a poke in the eye would do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flash them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait for them to go back inside so we can avoid the unnecessary small talk

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"[Neighbours Removed by poster at 28/08/19 20:35:48]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're always changing, so I have no idea who's in there now

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Chuck them in the middle of the sea in a dingy with no oars.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

We can't wait to move to our new house tbh

All new builds so all new neighbours and neighbourhood together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her is she aware of just how fucking rude and inconsiderate she is?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

One of them is a sweet old dear so make her a cuppa, the other are a lovely couple so maybe go out for a beer with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, they're a lovely and friendly family

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Your neighbours

Next door neighbour left side, nice bloke, go to the footy with.

Neighbour opposite, she's fit, bang her like a shed door.

Next door neighbour right side, he's an interfering, pig ignorant, selfish, nosey, interfering cunt. I'd like to shit through his letterbox. The on me thing that stops me is my bad back and the geometry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours are all lovely apart from the two cops opposite. He blows hot and cold and she's stuck up her own arse. I have thought of changing my Wi-Fi to "FBI Surveillance Van" to freak her out and see how she likes it. She's so nosey. Get a life woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very lucky to have great neighbours on both sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut back their bushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a simply gorgeous lady who lives across the road , what would I like to do with her , that I will leave to you imagination .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My neighbours are absolute lovely, their dog loves me and quite often comes in for a cuddle, he’s not small though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My neighbours are absolute lovely, their dog loves me and quite often comes in for a cuddle, he’s not small though

I’ve just realised I started this thread after jumping right in and not reading it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too?? I’m confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Air BnB next door, some of my neighbour's chat some dont. Some are guys, some are girls. Pint

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I will let you know when I have some

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will let you know when I have some

Morning Mystery(Pruebame)

. How’s the flies

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland

Send them home...

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I will let you know when I have some

Morning Mystery(Pruebame)

. How’s the flies

There back in there box cheeky

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

"Dismantle her kitchen and put it in my house......"

Definitely this

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm in a bit of a dispute with my adjoining neighbour right now

Best not say what I'd like to do incase I incriminate myself

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Ignoring them seems like a good idea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chuck them in the middle of the sea in a dingy with no oars."

Put them on my yacht

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dismantle her kitchen and put it in my house......"

Have you done this yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's better that I dont say

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Nothing. They are nuns

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing. They are nuns

Not getting nun then

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Dismantle her kitchen and put it in my house......

Have you done this yet

No......I'll just be jealous, and invite myself round everyday pretend I live there....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty PHONe chat would be good

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Nothing. They are nuns

Not getting nun then

Nope not a sniff can’t even get into the habit of getting nun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dismantle her kitchen and put it in my house......

Have you done this yet

No......I'll just be jealous, and invite myself round everyday pretend I live there....

Good idea, I do,this with my neighbour but they kick me out every morning

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d like to sell ones house without their knowledge and next door the other side is a great guy and a good friend, I hope I’m like him when I’m in my 70s.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Dismantle her kitchen and put it in my house......

Have you done this yet

No......I'll just be jealous, and invite myself round everyday pretend I live there....

Good idea, I do,this with my neighbour but they kick me out every morning

Well I thought that, but they seem quite chirpy might be something to do with the *for sale* sign outside their house

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Chop their bushes down. Particularly their spiky tree thing that sheds it’s long leaves in our fucking garden

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I quite like their new garden furniture

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