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By *irth Vader OP   Man
over a year ago

Busby

So I had a naughty liaison with an old friend on Sunday morning and she had music on in the background and it was all very good, quite sensual and going smoothly. Some modern classics and some old favourites got the tempo just right.

But then :::::::::

Underworld - Born Slippy came on. You don’t know it? Ok!

The theme from Trainspotting.

I totally lost my rhythm and got out of step and I got so caught up in the speed of the song I may have slipped out the inny and accidentally tried to gain access to the outy when she wasn’t expecting it. Needless to say a couple of choice words were said in my direction. I had to stop myself from quoting Spud as that would have drawn a close to the afternoon.

So please tell me what is your preferred pace maker for some naughty cardio exercise?

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland


"So I had a naughty liaison with an old friend on Sunday morning and she had music on in the background and it was all very good, quite sensual and going smoothly. Some modern classics and some old favourites got the tempo just right.

But then :::::::::

Underworld - Born Slippy came on. You don’t know it? Ok!

The theme from Trainspotting.

I totally lost my rhythm and got out of step and I got so caught up in the speed of the song I may have slipped out the inny and accidentally tried to gain access to the outy when she wasn’t expecting it. Needless to say a couple of choice words were said in my direction. I had to stop myself from quoting Spud as that would have drawn a close to the afternoon.

So please tell me what is your preferred pace maker for some naughty cardio exercise?

"

Tried to shove it up here arse? Yeh I bet it was an accident “wink wink” lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Preparation is key! I have a 'dirty' playlist where tracks are chosen specifically for the beat! Even just listening to it gets me going now! Though during a particularly long session it did switch to 'other tracks you may like' and played a marching brass band track... changed the moment for sure!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tip is to train against a pillow at first. Falling having a pillow at hand, use a watermelon.

Put your playlist on, and learn how to move your hips with rythm

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Great song though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I had a naughty liaison with an old friend on Sunday morning and she had music on in the background and it was all very good, quite sensual and going smoothly. Some modern classics and some old favourites got the tempo just right.

But then :::::::::

Underworld - Born Slippy came on. You don’t know it? Ok!

The theme from Trainspotting.

I totally lost my rhythm and got out of step and I got so caught up in the speed of the song I may have slipped out the inny and accidentally tried to gain access to the outy when she wasn’t expecting it. Needless to say a couple of choice words were said in my direction. I had to stop myself from quoting Spud as that would have drawn a close to the afternoon.

So please tell me what is your preferred pace maker for some naughty cardio exercise?

"

Hilarious but not for the woman tho

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