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Sex positions you HATE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For me it’s any position where I can’t get a decent rhythm going!

Which ones do you hate?

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

If someone mounts me without even giving me a courteous reach around.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate is a strong word for a position where you are having sex.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Hate is a strong word for a position where you are having sex. "

My thoughts exactly

D.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Doggy on a carpet...

Carpet burns a pain..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Head Spinner.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Reverse cow girl with a double loop. Jesus that hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doggy on a carpet...

Carpet burns a pain.."

Oh this. Last time it happened my Mum actually asked what happened my knees. She called unexpectedly. I was mortified.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m not good on top. I just can’t get a good rhythm

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By *2and3quartersWoman
over a year ago

Bumbletown

Flying fish.. only pain can come from this position

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Flying fish.. only pain can come from this position "

I thought you meant sex while frying fish ! Was thinking of the hot spitting oil burns on your naked bits

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Only one I didn't enjoy was on a trampoline, she was on top and bounced a little high before landing

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By *2and3quartersWoman
over a year ago

Bumbletown


"Flying fish.. only pain can come from this position

I thought you meant sex while frying fish ! Was thinking of the hot spitting oil burns on your naked bits "

That puts a whole different spin on temperature play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hand position but needs must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do something you hate...?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I’m not good on top. I just can’t get a good rhythm"

Me also..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flying fish.. only pain can come from this position "

you'll have to teach me that. Never heard of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not good on top. I just can’t get a good rhythm"

Same here

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Doggy with someone well endowed. It just hurts and if they try to do it more shallow so it doesn't it's just awkward. Plenty of ways around it though like lying flat on my front or leaning against a wall stood up or on my knees.

I've also never managed to be able to do reverse cowgirl. I just can't seem to get it in. Normal cowgirl is one of my faves though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite surprised so many women don't like it on top.

It's my favourite position. Apart from having music on where I move to the rhythm I also sing - multitasking at its best

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I’m not good on top. I just can’t get a good rhythm

Same here "

Try putting a hand on their thigh behind your butt. I don't know why but it helps me.

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By *2and3quartersWoman
over a year ago

Bumbletown


"Flying fish.. only pain can come from this position

you'll have to teach me that. Never heard of it "

I'd happily give another go, but I'd need a soft landing space

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’m not keen on reverse cowgirl as I’m self conscious of my arse.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

I love being on top but I have terrible balance so I'm always super self conscious and worried about falling off and injuring one/both of us, so I tend to avoid it!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’m not good on top. I just can’t get a good rhythm"

me too..although I've found it can vary depending on the guy. On top if they're sat up works though.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Hate a strong word.

Positions are different with each individual. What’s good with one might not work with another, never write off a position because it didn’t work before. It’s about finding that natural rhythm together and when you do, you’ll both know !

Just go with the flow of where the mood takes you, personally I like changing it up don’t get stuck in a rut, so to speak

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By *2and3quartersWoman
over a year ago

Bumbletown


"Flying fish.. only pain can come from this position

you'll have to teach me that. Never heard of it

I'd happily give another go, but I'd need a soft landing space "

My bad.. it's actually called flying Circus not flying fish

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

If I’m lucky enough to get a lady alone , I’ll enjoy everything she offers

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I hate the standing up against the wall with her legs wrapped around me as I hate having to keep keep changing grip to prop her up..

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Why do something you hate...?"

Because the person you're with likes it ?

Hates such a strong word, they probably don't mean hate and more likely it's just not your first choice

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I hate the standing up against the wall with her legs wrapped around me as I hate having to keep keep changing grip to prop her up.."

Mustn't let her drop her chips as it's often the only way you'll know she's cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont hate any reverse cow is least fave tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Janukurpara position ain't much fun trying. I need to lay down these days.

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Quite surprised so many women don't like it on top.

It's my favourite position. Apart from having music on where I move to the rhythm I also sing - multitasking at its best "

This is one of our favourites. I love having the control of how I slide up and down on his cock plus having my itty bitty titties in his face is is a bonus too

Mrs2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)

Reverse cowgirl is pointless in our opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not sure I hate any. Just prefer some to others

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Hates a strong word.

All depends on the individual, the mood and the flow you mix it up. Never stay in one position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not good on top. I just can’t get a good rhythm"

Woman on top my fav, means my hands are free to play with her boobs. I'm very much a tit man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse cowgirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hates a strong word.

All depends on the individual, the mood and the flow you mix it up. Never stay in one position "

I agree with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't 'hate' anything. more of a mood/scenario dependant.

The elder i get the more I enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i need to look up some of these positions! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" i need to look up some of these positions! lol

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Some you are looking up...

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By *rabness92Man
over a year ago

Netherlands

Missionary lol ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate being on top after someone asked me to get off them because I was crushing them with me weight totally ruined it for me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on his face -because I will suffocate him!

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Kneeling doggy. Dont know why, I just find it uncomfortable.

One of my fondest memories was reverse cowgirl with an ex.. she wasnt a fan until we tried it with her leaning back, me in her arse while she watched it in a full length mirror. Once she got the view that I usually see she became a massive fan of it..

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

On top. Because:

My double chin goes quadruple.

My saggy tits fly about.

I’m glaring at him to see if he’s enjoying himself yet.

My rhythmn goes to shit.

I can’t dismount his cock gracefully because by the end my legs are trembling from being used.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Missionary lol ..."

I like missionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you hate any dislike fine but hate jeez what she got a mouse trap up her snatch in odd positions it goes off

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Sitting on his face -because I will suffocate him! "

Not a fan of this either x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some reason I have never enjoyed being ridden with someone on top

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By *bwlookingforfunWoman
over a year ago

crawley

I hate 69... Let me enjoy or focus on your cock..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me it’s any position where I can’t get a decent rhythm going!

Which ones do you hate? "
any position where you cant get a rhythm going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont like being on top. Sounds boring but my favourite is missionary. I love watching him when hes cumming. Love hearing his heavy breathing in my ear as hes ontop of me.... oooh getting me all excited now

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I’m not overly keen on reverse cow girl - wouldn’t say I ‘hate’ it though!

I know it looks aesthetically pleasing for the guy - but it doesn’t seem to hit the right spot! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not overly keen on reverse cow girl - wouldn’t say I ‘hate’ it though!

I know it looks aesthetically pleasing for the guy - but it doesn’t seem to hit the right spot! X"
i love standing reverse cowgirl

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"I’m not overly keen on reverse cow girl - wouldn’t say I ‘hate’ it though!

I know it looks aesthetically pleasing for the guy - but it doesn’t seem to hit the right spot! X"

I far prefer normal cow girl, I want to see her! Although perhaps they don't want to see me

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I’m not overly keen on reverse cow girl - wouldn’t say I ‘hate’ it though!

I know it looks aesthetically pleasing for the guy - but it doesn’t seem to hit the right spot! X

I far prefer normal cow girl, I want to see her! Although perhaps they don't want to see me "

Tbh I think it’s just their way of saying that my arse looks a lot better than my face!

At least you get to admire the woman’s arse from there ..... we’re left staring at the guy’s feet! Not really a turn-on unless you’ve got a foot fettish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not overly keen on reverse cow girl - wouldn’t say I ‘hate’ it though!

I know it looks aesthetically pleasing for the guy - but it doesn’t seem to hit the right spot! X

I far prefer normal cow girl, I want to see her! Although perhaps they don't want to see me

Tbh I think it’s just their way of saying that my arse looks a lot better than my face!

At least you get to admire the woman’s arse from there ..... we’re left staring at the guy’s feet! Not really a turn-on unless you’ve got a foot fettish! "
wear a blindfold

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I’m not overly keen on reverse cow girl - wouldn’t say I ‘hate’ it though!

I know it looks aesthetically pleasing for the guy - but it doesn’t seem to hit the right spot! X

I far prefer normal cow girl, I want to see her! Although perhaps they don't want to see me

Tbh I think it’s just their way of saying that my arse looks a lot better than my face!

At least you get to admire the woman’s arse from there ..... we’re left staring at the guy’s feet! Not really a turn-on unless you’ve got a foot fettish! wear a blindfold "

Or give him one so I can turn back round and actually enjoy it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not overly keen on reverse cow girl - wouldn’t say I ‘hate’ it though!

I know it looks aesthetically pleasing for the guy - but it doesn’t seem to hit the right spot! X

I far prefer normal cow girl, I want to see her! Although perhaps they don't want to see me

Tbh I think it’s just their way of saying that my arse looks a lot better than my face!

At least you get to admire the woman’s arse from there ..... we’re left staring at the guy’s feet! Not really a turn-on unless you’ve got a foot fettish! wear a blindfold

Or give him one so I can turn back round and actually enjoy it! "
god dont say him in the third person say you

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

She's not really keen on reverse cowgirl although normal cowgirl is her firm favourite. I love reverse cowgirl, like doggy it allows me to see womens' lovely arses and my cock at work.

Interesting, when you first find a regular sex-partner you always go through all the positions you can think of, then settle down to a regular three or four. That's how we were and also were with our various exes.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I certainly would never describe any position in terms of hatred, however in terms of lack of comfort there are a few I can think of.

I don’t know what the following is colloquially termed as but by way of description, it’s wherein the man goes behind the lady who is on all fours and enters her whilst he sort of crouches in a manner that looks as though he is sort of sitting on her bum (does this make any sense?)

The position is very often utilised in porno movies as it allows the camera person to clearly see the penetration but is highly strenuous on the glutes if attempted for any length of time.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

69 with me on top.

Don't want to hurt the lady we my weight on top of her.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"I’m not overly keen on reverse cow girl - wouldn’t say I ‘hate’ it though!

I know it looks aesthetically pleasing for the guy - but it doesn’t seem to hit the right spot! X

I far prefer normal cow girl, I want to see her! Although perhaps they don't want to see me

Tbh I think it’s just their way of saying that my arse looks a lot better than my face!

At least you get to admire the woman’s arse from there ..... we’re left staring at the guy’s feet! Not really a turn-on unless you’ve got a foot fettish! "

Agree, Unless there's another in front of you to keep you occupied?

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't hate any. But I'm very self conscious on top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t really like being on top can’t ever get a good rhythm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not overly keen on reverse cow girl - wouldn’t say I ‘hate’ it though!

I know it looks aesthetically pleasing for the guy - but it doesn’t seem to hit the right spot! X"

Thats interesting. I actually really like it for 'hitting' one particular 'spot'.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I don’t really like being on top can’t ever get a good rhythm "

Helping the lady with the rhythm is part of the enjoyment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are several I prefer. Hate? I think I'd give anything a go, but it might not become my favourite.

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By *ollymollWoman
over a year ago

Stockport


"I don’t really like being on top can’t ever get a good rhythm "

No me either. I also feel very exposed and self conscious on full view.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones where I'm on my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t you focus on things you enjoy so that the experience is pleasurable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t do it if we hated it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn’t do it if we hated it "
agreed....safely say ai never had the misfortune of hating any time or positions I have had or taken during sex...guess I just been lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wheelbarrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69 when the wife is talking to me....

on the phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont hate it ,but can never get a good rhythm when spooning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the ones I’m not involved in

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"For me it’s any position where I can’t get a decent rhythm going!

Which ones do you hate? "

Hate ? Yeah right

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Can't say there's any, I've tried so far, that I hate.

A few I'm not comfortable or confident in, due to physical limitations, old injuries.

Just means have to be creative & adapt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoons....I just dont know what it is, cant get a rhythm going, nothing for me to grab...

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

On top never feel comfortable and cant get a decent rythm give ne doggy anyday haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69. Awkward and never able to relax and enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The frustrated wank of shame just before leaving a club when you watched porn for 4 hours and not a single lady entered the club in the afternoon

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Spoons....I just dont know what it is, cant get a rhythm going, nothing for me to grab..."

You be the big spoon and do a reach around if need something to grab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate the standing up against the wall with her legs wrapped around me as I hate having to keep keep changing grip to prop her up..

Mustn't let her drop her chips as it's often the only way you'll know she's cum "

You know me too well... You're on form today xx

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"69. Awkward and never able to relax and enjoy it "

Not a fan of this either! I don’t find it awkward though - I’d just rather ‘concentrate on either giving or receiving the pleasure. I doubt I give a great blowjob when half my brain is concentrating on the pleasure he’s giving me! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"69. Awkward and never able to relax and enjoy it

Not a fan of this either! I don’t find it awkward though - I’d just rather ‘concentrate on either giving or receiving the pleasure. I doubt I give a great blowjob when half my brain is concentrating on the pleasure he’s giving me! X"

Sorry a bit off topic but wanted to say great arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"69. Awkward and never able to relax and enjoy it

Not a fan of this either! I don’t find it awkward though - I’d just rather ‘concentrate on either giving or receiving the pleasure. I doubt I give a great blowjob when half my brain is concentrating on the pleasure he’s giving me! X"
that’s sort of what I meant by “awkward”, cant give a good blow job when my mind is elsewhere, and can’t concentrate on receiving when I’m thinking about other things I need to learn to multi task with my brain lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See I actually love 69 but if I'm honest I think my pussy licking skills will probably suffer, probably best just getting my face rode then having my turn next!

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