FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest request

By *oungalpha20 OP Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

What is one of the weirdest requests you've been asked too do?

I went home with a woman on the weekend, got all hot and heavy and I went down on her, all of a sudden she just comes out with it. 'Fist me' wasn't expecting that one haha.

Ps I fisted her :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey m8 what a bonus lol

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

Congratulations. Did you get a badge?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Congratulations. Did you get a badge? "

A Blue Peter badge for fisting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl I was meeting asked me to fuck her up the ass, but film it on my phone and send her the vid, which I did. Still have the vid on my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't an irl request, but I got a message on fet from a guy, blank profile and no photos, asking if I had ever thought about eating someones flesh while they sucked me off. I stared in disbelief at my screen for ten minutes

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Every request I get is weird. One guy wanted to probe me with a yum yum I’m not saying who but come on yum yums are just too small

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"Congratulations. Did you get a badge?

A Blue Peter badge for fisting.

A browny badge for support to the local community. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But did it make her nose bleed

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

I don't find fisting that uncommon...

I suppose for me the most suprising was watersports... her on me... it was different... and very horny

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"A girl I was meeting asked me to fuck her up the ass, but film it on my phone and send her the vid, which I did. Still have the vid on my phone

I asked a guy to do that to me. Is that really a weird request?

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By *ush12345Woman
over a year ago

Northwich

A guy from a dating site knew I was going to meet someone and asked if I slept with him, could he buy the used condon for £50..

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland

Shit in a box and post it...

... never clicked block so fast in my life...

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By *ush12345Woman
over a year ago

Northwich

"A girl I was meeting asked me to fuck her up the ass, but film it on my phone and send her the vid, which I did. Still have the vid on my phone

I asked a guy to do that to me. Is that really a weird request?

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.... Sounds normal! Not weird

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Had a guy message me once saying he wanted to get me pregnant, and wanted to be dressed as an adult baby whilst doing the deed.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The cess pit person...

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

My was, rebook classic oddly i did own an the guy wanted me to put them on camera so he could express himself looking at worn trainers.

P.S i blocked him i was just into swinging and i was like

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"A girl I was meeting asked me to fuck her up the ass, but film it on my phone and send her the vid, which I did. Still have the vid on my phone

I asked a guy to do that to me. Is that really a weird request?

.... Sounds normal! Not weird

Phew!

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

To dare someone to superglue their penis shut.

Block.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hey m8 what a bonus lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spitting on me someone wanted to spit all over me

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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

"My was, rebook classic oddly i did own an the guy wanted me to put them on camera so he could express himself looking at worn trainers.

P.S i blocked him i was just into swinging and i was like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A girl I was meeting asked me to fuck her up the ass, but film it on my phone and send her the vid, which I did. Still have the vid on my phone

I asked a guy to do that to me. Is that really a weird request?

.... Sounds normal! Not weird

Phew!

Now I feel weird for thinking that was weird lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do some anonymous porn with a mate who cams. Can you do a poo on his chest has been asked more than once.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"A girl I was meeting asked me to fuck her up the ass, but film it on my phone and send her the vid, which I did. Still have the vid on my phone

I asked a guy to do that to me. Is that really a weird request?

.... Sounds normal! Not weird

Phew!

Now I feel weird for thinking that was weird lol

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I once got asked if I fancied trading/swapping boxers....errrrmmmm...let me think....nope I like mine too much!!

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By *isshorny247Couple
over a year ago

wallsend

At quite common my other half love to b spite all over his face it turn him on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had someone ask me to meet them outside in a wooded area, blind fold and strip them naked and then leave them there. Found it a bit odd, didn’t see what the turn on was there so I politely declined. Could get splinters in your feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't find fisting that uncommon...

I suppose for me the most suprising was watersports... her on me... it was different... and very horny

Gosh, that’s been first date stuff for me in the shower together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do some anonymous porn with a mate who cams. Can you do a poo on his chest has been asked more than once.

Ooh, the Cleveland steamer!! Ha

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By *asteregg01Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Years ago, my partner, at the time,and I got a message from a guy who wanted my partner to fuck me anally, then he wanted to suck the cum out of my arse with a straw.

We declined lol.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"I don't find fisting that uncommon...

I suppose for me the most suprising was watersports... her on me... it was different... and very horny

Gosh, that’s been first date stuff for me in the shower together.

Blimey! I’ve led a sheltered life. Not a request as such but a couple of messages asking whether my trousers are around my knees or ankles when sitting on the loo.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I was asked if I could shit on a glass table and make the guy eat it in front of his bf.

Before I found message filters..

It was a no, before anyone asks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't find fisting that uncommon...

I suppose for me the most suprising was watersports... her on me... it was different... and very horny

Gosh, that’s been first date stuff for me in the shower together.

Blimey! I’ve led a sheltered life. Not a request as such but a couple of messages asking whether my trousers are around my knees or ankles when sitting on the loo. "

I thought you were the kind of guy that did that with them still up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked if I could shit on a glass table and make the guy eat it in front of his bf.

Before I found message filters..

It was a no, before anyone asks"

Don’t believe you for one second.

I had a message asking to take a pic of my first poo. Another asking to lick my dirty arsehole. I get some funny requests.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"I don't find fisting that uncommon...

I suppose for me the most suprising was watersports... her on me... it was different... and very horny

Gosh, that’s been first date stuff for me in the shower together.

Blimey! I’ve led a sheltered life. Not a request as such but a couple of messages asking whether my trousers are around my knees or ankles when sitting on the loo.

I thought you were the kind of guy that did that with them still up!!

Try to avoid it but I guess there will come a day.

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By *eachladyWoman
over a year ago

swansea

"Years ago, my partner, at the time,and I got a message from a guy who wanted my partner to fuck me anally, then he wanted to suck the cum out of my arse with a straw.

We declined lol.

Now that's weird but made me laugh!"

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"I was asked if I could shit on a glass table and make the guy eat it in front of his bf.

Before I found message filters..

It was a no, before anyone asks

Don’t believe you for one second.

I had a message asking to take a pic of my first poo. Another asking to lick my dirty arsehole. I get some funny requests. "

Don't believe it was a request or that I said no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked if I could shit on a glass table and make the guy eat it in front of his bf.

Before I found message filters..

It was a no, before anyone asks

Don’t believe you for one second.

I had a message asking to take a pic of my first poo. Another asking to lick my dirty arsehole. I get some funny requests.

Don't believe it was a request or that I said no?

What do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked if I could shit on a glass table and make the guy eat it in front of his bf.

Before I found message filters..

It was a no, before anyone asks

Don’t believe you for one second.

I had a message asking to take a pic of my first poo. Another asking to lick my dirty arsehole. I get some funny requests. "

I really shouldn't be reading this while eating lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked if I could shit on a glass table and make the guy eat it in front of his bf.

Before I found message filters..

It was a no, before anyone asks

Don’t believe you for one second.

I had a message asking to take a pic of my first poo. Another asking to lick my dirty arsehole. I get some funny requests.

I really shouldn't be reading this while eating lunch

Nope, not the right thread to go with food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I shit on her husbands chest and force him to eat it.

Was one of the very first messages I recieved as a single.

Taken me almost a year to have a dump with B in the house so they'd have been waiting a while for my body to relax enough to do the deed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do some anonymous porn with a mate who cams. Can you do a poo on his chest has been asked more than once.

Ooh, the Cleveland steamer!! Ha"

Is that what it's actually called? I would Google to check but I really don't dare...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do some anonymous porn with a mate who cams. Can you do a poo on his chest has been asked more than once.

Ooh, the Cleveland steamer!! Ha

Is that what it's actually called? I would Google to check but I really don't dare... "

You know you want to!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do some anonymous porn with a mate who cams. Can you do a poo on his chest has been asked more than once.

Ooh, the Cleveland steamer!! Ha

Is that what it's actually called? I would Google to check but I really don't dare...

You know you want to!! "

I just did a little sick in my mouth.

Actually that's probably a niche fetish as well. I'm not helping am I...

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

....space docking....urban dictionary....

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

Someone on here asked if I was into horse play. I doubled checked what I meant and he was meaning would I have sex with a horse?!

That was a quick block!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every request I get is weird. One guy wanted to probe me with a yum yum I’m not saying who but come on yum yums are just too small

I laughed out loud there

MsC

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By *aucyGirl08Woman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Had a message asking if I could wrap myself head to toe in cling film & let him cum over me

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Had a message asking if I could wrap myself head to toe in cling film & let him cum over me"

Well at least you'd be fully protected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a message asking if I could wrap myself head to toe in cling film & let him cum over me"

Hmmm self mummification. Sounds a bit like self crucifixion. You can't get the last nail in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a message asking if I could wrap myself head to toe in cling film & let him cum over me

Well at least you'd be fully protected

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By *agenta400Woman
over a year ago

All over the shop

Was asked by a guy if I’d considered having a “sugar daddy pay-pig”.

That was a first for me and rather repellant but even weirder was he was only 6yrs older than me!!

He got a resounding “NO!!”.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

All sounds tame so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every request I get is weird. One guy wanted to probe me with a yum yum I’m not saying who but come on yum yums are just too small

So for any lurkers out there, what would be your desired probing tool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....space docking....urban dictionary....

Why did i look

MsC

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

My tongue or your 10 inch strapon

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Every request I get is weird. One guy wanted to probe me with a yum yum I’m not saying who but come on yum yums are just too small

So for any lurkers out there, what would be your desired probing tool?"

A jam doughnut?

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By *agenta400Woman
over a year ago

All over the shop

"....space docking....urban dictionary....

Why did i look

MsC"

Jesus Christ on a bike!!!!

Ugh!!!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"....space docking....urban dictionary....

Why did i look

MsC

Jesus Christ on a bike!!!!

Ugh!!!"

FFS now I've got to look!

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I apologise profusely people....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I apologise profusely people....

Your broken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some random lady asked me to suck her dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink 5 litres of Evian and piss on them

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

"Had a guy message me once saying he wanted to get me pregnant, and wanted to be dressed as an adult baby whilst doing the deed."

Yep, sorry about that

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Had a message asking if I could wrap myself head to toe in cling film & let him cum over me"

Did that to my mate on his stag do. Apart from cumming on him. He was dressed as a hot dog though.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Drink 5 litres of Evian and piss on them"

They too good for tap water?

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"Drink 5 litres of Evian and piss on them

They too good for tap water?"

Lemonade is better lol

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I apologise profusely people....

Your broken."

...yep, it has been said....but to be fair....its not my fault...I blame society!!b

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

"What is one of the weirdest requests you've been asked too do?

I went home with a woman on the weekend, got all hot and heavy and I went down on her, all of a sudden she just comes out with it. 'Fist me' wasn't expecting that one haha.

Ps I fisted her :P "

Did you get your watch back?

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

"I don't find fisting that uncommon...

I suppose for me the most suprising was watersports... her on me... it was different... and very horny

Gosh, that’s been first date stuff for me in the shower together.

We need to meet poochiepoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone on here asked if I was into horse play. I doubled checked what I meant and he was meaning would I have sex with a horse?!

That was a quick block!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a blowjob from a girl and half way through she said I’m gonna stop unless you let me kiss you with my cum in her mouth..

I made her stop....

5 mins later I changed my mind and did it, now I have to try come up if ways to ask for it with other girls lol

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

"I got a blowjob from a girl and half way through she said I’m gonna stop unless you let me kiss you with my cum in her mouth..

I made her stop....

5 mins later I changed my mind and did it, now I have to try come up if ways to ask for it with other girls lol "

Who doesn’t enjoy snowballing? Most women I have played with love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven’t had any really

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

"Haven’t had any really

Hold my pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven’t had any really

Hold my pint

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Thank god for filters!

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Had a guy offer me £100 for him to cum on my tights and then lick it off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a guy offer me £100 for him to cum on my tights and then lick it off lol"
Cash or pay pal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every request I get is weird. One guy wanted to probe me with a yum yum I’m not saying who but come on yum yums are just too small

True but bloody hell I could eat a lot of them

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"Had a guy offer me £100 for him to cum on my tights and then lick it off lol Cash or pay pal?

American Express lol It did nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody heck!! Don’t they charge?

well the money is more investment for more tights! Do them in bulk buying joblots! Haha!

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By *liviaGTV/TS
over a year ago

Preston

"Had a guy offer me £100 for him to cum on my tights and then lick it off lol"

Not bad for 100£ ..

Wish some one offer me like that

he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a guy offer me £100 for him to cum on my tights and then lick it off lol

Not bad for 100£ ..

Wish some one offer me like that

he he"
you could go into business! Haha

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"Bloody heck!! Don’t they charge?

well the money is more investment for more tights! Do them in bulk buying joblots! Haha! "

I didn't do it lol,could do with the money now though

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

When somebody found about our horses. They wanted to be locked in the tack room overnight naked to lick the boots clean.

Didn’t have the heart to tell the poor chap the tack room was essentially everything just shoved under the stairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy ask if he could get me pregnant...and then chat.

A hello would have been nice x

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

On this profile we had a couple down south,message and asked if I would wrestle with the female of the couple in jelly,whilst the men watched.

Miss

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
over a year ago

Glasvegas/Kilmarnock

"Congratulations. Did you get a badge? "

No but he lost a watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody heck!! Don’t they charge?

well the money is more investment for more tights! Do them in bulk buying joblots! Haha!

I didn't do it lol,could do with the money now though

"
your box might get full when the guys see this! Haha!

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"Bloody heck!! Don’t they charge?

well the money is more investment for more tights! Do them in bulk buying joblots! Haha!

I didn't do it lol,could do with the money now though

your box might get full when the guys see this! Haha! "

Best get signed up for contactless payments then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congratulations. Did you get a badge?

No but he lost a watch

Pmsl at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody heck!! Don’t they charge?

well the money is more investment for more tights! Do them in bulk buying joblots! Haha!

I didn't do it lol,could do with the money now though

your box might get full when the guys see this! Haha!

Best get signed up for contactless payments then lol "
Bulk buy through amazon China you’ll make a killing! Haha!

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