FabSwingers.com forum: What is the worst intro you've had?!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the worst intro you've had Sent to you?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

I’m just out of prison can I impregnate you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m just out of prison can I impregnate you?

Holy cow!! That's terrible!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like my penis?" - I must admit it made me laugh, but in the end it was a delete and block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking to have sex with a straight man tonight.

You down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to watch me cum into my sister's knickers?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

U on kik gonna fuk u tonite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want to watch me cum into my sister's knickers?"

That's fucked up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the worst one I've ever had but this one from today stood out a bit:

'u got any fetishes? do u like being spat at while suckin cock and balls'

He told me I obviously wasn't a sub when I told him where to go

Also had the Daily Breeding Request but those hardly shock me anymore.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The worst ones would get me a forum ban. And are horrifying. Pass.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

"What is the worst intro you've had Sent to you?"

It's against site rules to discuss private messages on the forum.

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Started off as quite a nice chatty message, then...

P.S. Do you deep throat until you vomit thick puke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you piss on my cock. X

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Steve your a wank.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My bf wants to throat fuck you till you puke. He's famous btw.

I thanked her and said I didn't like to vomit.

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"My bf wants to throat fuck you till you puke. He's famous btw.

I thanked her and said I didn't like to vomit. "

He didn't happen to be a 'professional footballer' did he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the worst intro you've had Sent to you?"

We had one the other day asking if he could impregnate me

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What is the worst intro you've had Sent to you?

We had one the other day asking if he could impregnate me

What an idiot! Men can’t get pregnant!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

One was

‘I wanna shove my cock up your arse’....

Erm no thanks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bf wants to throat fuck you till you puke. He's famous btw.

I thanked her and said I didn't like to vomit.

He didn't happen to be a 'professional footballer' did he? "

I reckon we've all had a message from him.

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Bello do you bell bungalows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a charming intro today from a 22yo straight guy which simply read :-

'Know any girls who want to be fucked by two guys ?'

Never even asked how I was !

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"My bf wants to throat fuck you till you puke. He's famous btw.

I thanked her and said I didn't like to vomit.

He didn't happen to be a 'professional footballer' did he? "

Allegedly so, I do know he is an actor and has sent this kind of message to a few of our busty friends.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got a charming intro today from a 22yo straight guy which simply read :-

'Know any girls who want to be fucked by two guys ?'

Never even asked how I was !

That's just rude! How are you? X

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"My bf wants to throat fuck you till you puke. He's famous btw.

I thanked her and said I didn't like to vomit.

He didn't happen to be a 'professional footballer' did he?

Allegedly so, I do know he is an actor and has sent this kind of message to a few of our busty friends. "

I wonder if he ever managed to meet anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a charming intro today from a 22yo straight guy which simply read :-

'Know any girls who want to be fucked by two guys ?'

Never even asked how I was !

That's just rude! How are you? X"

Glad I'm not a girl in the Cork city area on this site looking for a local 22yo charmer

Kind of you to ask.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

"You mean to tell me you are less than 5 miles away and I haven't been balls deep in your arse yet".

No you haven't. And never will be. Blocked.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

""You mean to tell me you are less than 5 miles away and I haven't been balls deep in your arse yet".

No you haven't. And never will be. Blocked."
it’s just too far, sometimes, ain’t it just?

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

We've had many over the years but one that stands out is...Why don't you dump the gay guy and find out what a real man is like.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

""You mean to tell me you are less than 5 miles away and I haven't been balls deep in your arse yet".

No you haven't. And never will be. Blocked. it’s just too far, sometimes, ain’t it just?"

I know what you are saying. But that wasn't the way I interpreted it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Were you live hun”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not gay but ,,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First message from some guy within a mile of me...

“Send me your address and i’ll Come round and spunk in your face while your wife watches”

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

“Wank/suck fun?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pic of his shitty arse with the title can you wipe me?

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

You've got Shit taste in boxers....still not over it yet!!!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

How much?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Hey! Black bitch...from an Asian guy "Not wanting to be rude, just get my attention"...

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By *tudiousPipWoman
over a year ago

W Yorks

"Got a charming intro today from a 22yo straight guy which simply read :-

'Know any girls who want to be fucked by two guys ?'

Never even asked how I was !

Sounds like the guy I had this week! Will I fuck him and his friend? I declined.

Well, will you fuck just me?

I declined lol!

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By *tudiousPipWoman
over a year ago

W Yorks

"A pic of his shitty arse with the title can you wipe me? "

That's just... No!!!!... Crikey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like my cousin.. Can I fuck you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got "Hey, want sucked now?"

No thanks lad

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

“ your not a woman ??” lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can me and my mate take turns in ruining your pussy

Erm no

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Had a guy message saying how'd he would come to my house drag me upstairs slap me cho*e me spit on me fuck all my holes then face fuck me so I couldn't breathe a then cum all over me. Would I like that?

I told him good luck as I live in a bungalow. The told him to get lost in no uncertain terms wouldn't mind but his profile he kept going on about how he is a respectable guy who treats women well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever been tempted to bounce on fireman's big hose? I said I'm more into guys in combats

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

"Had a guy message saying how'd he would come to my house drag me upstairs slap me cho*e me spit on me fuck all my holes then face fuck me so I couldn't breathe a then cum all over me. Would I like that?

I told him good luck as I live in a bungalow. The told him to get lost in no uncertain terms wouldn't mind but his profile he kept going on about how he is a respectable guy who treats women well. "

Love your reply!

My mate lives in a bungalow and double glazing salesmen said if he had downstairs windows he'd get upstairs for free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m just out of prison can I impregnate you?

Well of anything at least it's original.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m just out of prison can I impregnate you?

Well of anything at least it's original."

The "prison" bit.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I told him good luck as I live in a bungalow. The told him to get lost in no uncertain terms wouldn't mind but his profile he kept going on about how he is a respectable guy who treats women well.

Love your reply!

My mate lives in a bungalow and double glazing salesmen said if he had downstairs windows he'd get upstairs for free.

Hahaha well that's handy

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We once received the message "Giys6". We've never been able to make any sense of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We once received the message "Giys6". We've never been able to make any sense of it. "

"i" is right next to "u" on the keyboard so I guess he meant guys...I don't know what 6 means though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We once received the message "Giys6". We've never been able to make any sense of it.

"i" is right next to "u" on the keyboard so I guess he meant guys...I don't know what 6 means though

I often get "wuu2"

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Once got asked if I would like my face farted upon.

Took me 0.5 of a second to hit the block button......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

March of the Valkeries.....

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