FabSwingers.com forum: Sister LisaB's August Bank Holiday Confession

By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Good evening all.

I hope you are all enjoying the weather, because it gets hotter in hell. Which is where you will end up if you fail to confess your sins here, people.

I say 'here', because some silly little 'men' felt it appropriate send me a direct message.

I dealt with their impertinance.

Sister LisaB

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I confess it’s been a while since my last confession. And also, today I had a naughty dream about someone who uses the forum. It made me hot and bothered.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm pure as the driven snow I have nothing to confess.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I confess it’s been a while since my last confession. And also, today I had a naughty dream about someone who uses the forum. It made me hot and bothered.

Have a cold shower, say a couple of Hail Marys and you will be forgiven

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Please forgive me Lisa it's been a while since my last confession.

I had feelings of general meh.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I've been so good and absolutely saintly recently, much like Ignite.

I did wank while writing a story and then didn't finish it but that's fine, right Sister?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'm pure as the driven snow I have nothing to confess."

Fibbing is bad.

Not forgiven

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I confess it’s been a while since my last confession. And also, today I had a naughty dream about someone who uses the forum. It made me hot and bothered.

Have a cold shower, say a couple of Hail Marys and you will be forgiven

I’ll get right on that.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm pure as the driven snow I have nothing to confess.

Fibbing is bad.

Not forgiven

Charming

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Please forgive me Lisa it's been a while since my last confession.

I had feelings of general meh. "

Meh is due to the weather.

Forgiven

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Sister Lisa is it lovely to read you.

I confess I really don't want to go to work tomorrow. I don't want this glorious long weekend to end. I'm formulating a plan and practising my best poorly voice.

I guess the naughtiest actions are the pre planned ones

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I've been so good and absolutely saintly recently, much like Ignite.

I did wank while writing a story and then didn't finish it but that's fine, right Sister? "

The wank or the story?

Both, I hope, you hussy

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Sister Lisa is it lovely to read you.

I confess I really don't want to go to work tomorrow. I don't want this glorious long weekend to end. I'm formulating a plan and practising my best poorly voice.

I guess the naughtiest actions are the pre planned ones

Your employers are not stupid.

Not forgiven

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Dear Sister Lisa,

I would like to confess my sins, it’ll not take long, as I’m soo pure driven snow looks dirty.

My thoughts are impure though as there is a certain forumite that makes me hotter than bank holiday Monday weather...

What shall I do sister?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Wernt me, guv. Honest.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Wernt me, guv. Honest. "

I know it was you.

Not forgiven

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Dear Sister Lisa,

I would like to confess my sins, it’ll not take long, as I’m soo pure driven snow looks dirty.

My thoughts are impure though as there is a certain forumite that makes me hotter than bank holiday Monday weather...

What shall I do sister?"

Tell him, or or don't. There is no maybe.

You're welcome

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"I'm pure as the driven snow I have nothing to confess."

Lol just seen your reference to driven snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear sister Lisa,

I have to confess I’m loving the attention I get on here( whoever it may be from), lols.... just need to crack the female attention tho....

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

I want to confess i was having thoughts of sucking a tranny cock but then a tranny told me it wasnt sinful and i dont need to confess anything.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Hey sister, looking good

nothing to confess here....I’ve not had the last rolo, or put the milk back in the fridge with only a few drops in....i may have got over excited whilst in the shower though with naughty thoughts of a forum bod, that’s fine right!?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Sister Lisa is it lovely to read you.

I confess I really don't want to go to work tomorrow. I don't want this glorious long weekend to end. I'm formulating a plan and practising my best poorly voice.

I guess the naughtiest actions are the pre planned ones

Your employers are not stupid.

Not forgiven

You're so sensible Sister.

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"I've been so good and absolutely saintly recently, much like Ignite.

I did wank while writing a story and then didn't finish it but that's fine, right Sister? "

Didnt finish the story or fidnt finish the wank?

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I’d like to confess I’m having naughty thoughts about The Mac Lass

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Dear sister Lisa,

I have to confess I’m loving the attention I get on here( whoever it may be from), lols.... just need to crack the female attention tho....

The ladies of Fab are not here to be 'cracked'. Not forgiven for such crassness

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I want to confess i was having thoughts of sucking a tranny cock but then a tranny told me it wasnt sinful and i dont need to confess anything."

But to call a T-Girl a tranny is rude. Not forgiven

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Hey sister, looking good

As long as it was a cold shower

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm boring and have nothing to confess.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Sister Lisa is it lovely to read you.

I confess I really don't want to go to work tomorrow. I don't want this glorious long weekend to end. I'm formulating a plan and practising my best poorly voice.

I guess the naughtiest actions are the pre planned ones

Your employers are not stupid.

Not forgiven

You're so sensible Sister. "

I know

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I’d like to confess I’m having naughty thoughts about The Mac Lass

Forgiven

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'm boring and have nothing to confess."

You've just had surgery, so I'll forgive you just this once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few (many) years ago when I was still at school a kid in my class started choking on a bread bun. Instead of helping, my twisted mind just made me say "How breadful!" And that pretty much sums up how helpfulI am in an emergency

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"A few (many) years ago when I was still at school a kid in my class started choking on a bread bun. Instead of helping, my twisted mind just made me say "How breadful!" And that pretty much sums up how helpfulI am in an emergency

Have you learnt first aid since then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you learnt first aid since then?

I certainly have!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Have you learnt first aid since then?

I certainly have!

Then you are forgiven

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I genuinely licked a Virgin Mary statue yesterday. Think I’m sorted for the year xx

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I genuinely licked a Virgin Mary statue yesterday. Think I’m sorted for the year xx"

You licked it?

The Holy Mother is not a lolly pop.

Not forgiven

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm boring and have nothing to confess.

You've just had surgery, so I'll forgive you just this once

Shoot me now.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Bless me sister for I have sinned it has been a while since my last confession.

I was out till 4am Sunday morning and missed church. My confession is I didn't sleep in due to being out late but I didn't get out of bed as was otherwise occupied by FAB and my naughty thoughts made me forget the time

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I’ve been led astray by Babs, I deserve forgiveness right?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'm boring and have nothing to confess.

You've just had surgery, so I'll forgive you just this once

Shoot me now."

A cane will do

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Bless me sister for I have sinned it has been a while since my last confession.

Not forgiven for such sluttish behaviour

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I’ve been led astray by Babs, I deserve forgiveness right?

Babs is an angel, so not forgive for such slander

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I’ve been led astray by Babs, I deserve forgiveness right?

Babs is an angel, so not forgive for such slander

Have you been on the size thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear sister Lisa,

I have to confess I’m loving the attention I get on here( whoever it may be from), lols.... just need to crack the female attention tho....

The ladies of Fab are not here to be 'cracked'. Not forgiven for such crassness

You think that’s what I meant.....???

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I’ve been led astray by Babs, I deserve forgiveness right?

Babs is an angel, so not forgive for such slander

Have you been on the size thread?

I'm so glad you are not questioning my judgement...

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Dear sister Lisa,

I have to confess I’m loving the attention I get on here( whoever it may be from), lols.... just need to crack the female attention tho....

The ladies of Fab are not here to be 'cracked'. Not forgiven for such crassness

You think that’s what I meant.....??? "

You typed those words.

Take your judgement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Sister Lisa,

Please forgive me for I have sinned. I distracted a poor innocent man so much he missed his gym class and then I encouraged him to go home via the takeaway.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Dear Sister Lisa,

Please forgive me for I have sinned. I distracted a poor innocent man so much he missed his gym class and then I encouraged him to go home via the takeaway.

A takeaway? In this heat?

Not forgiven

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I’ve been led astray by Babs, I deserve forgiveness right?

Babs is an angel, so not forgive for such slander

Have you been on the size thread?

I'm so glad you are not questioning my judgement...

I’m an

I’d never do such a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Sister Lisa,

I've never been to confession however I have much to confess. I wonder is waking my darling fella up regular from his sleep with a blow job sinning

Right now ive dressed up planning to sin as soon as it cools down a bit. Right now im enjoying the teasing to my other half

I shall confess all next week once I've sinned today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Sister Lisa

Sadly I have nothing to confess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just ate 5 after eights whilst on my own in the kitchen, and then hid the rest. I also told my kids the Nutella was all gone, when in fact it’s also hidden, and I sneakily spread it on my toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Sister Lisa

I feel I have to confess that I've had nothing to confess for almost 2 weeks now having been on holiday with non-Fab friends

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Dear Sister Lisa:

Please forgive me, I've had carnal thoughts about a certain forumite who lives across the pond. ( BTW, he knows) That makes it ok, right?

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