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By *0something1965 OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast

When you see an old cantankerous fucker ding ypur car door by opening his onto it, then he denies it ever happened and calls YOU an asshole!

What do you do?

I called into question his paternity and told him i knew where he lived (i dont, obvs) as he drove off in his piece of crap Kia iFuckwit

What would the good fabbers have done?

Answers on an insurance claim form to the above......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car has a dent in the side because someone dented it when I was at work

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By *0something1965 OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"My car has a dent in the side because someone dented it when I was at work "

I hate that! Why cant ppl.leave a note *sigh* im going to have to get a dash cam (good for dogging too, though!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

What I have done..

Note down his reg, description of the driver, time of the incident.

Looked if local shops, offices, have cctv & reported to the police, got crime number, informed insurance

Then sat back & waited.

The last idiot had to pay for a respray on my front passenger door

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By *0something1965 OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"What I have done..

Note down his reg, description of the driver, time of the incident.

Looked if local shops, offices, have cctv & reported to the police, got crime number, informed insurance

Then sat back & waited.

The last idiot had to pay for a respray on my front passenger door "

Brilliant! I was so mad at him, i didnt even get the reg! My bad

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"What I have done..

Note down his reg, description of the driver, time of the incident.

Looked if local shops, offices, have cctv & reported to the police, got crime number, informed insurance

Then sat back & waited.

The last idiot had to pay for a respray on my front passenger door "

I've done that too.

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By *is BitchCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"When you see an old cantankerous fucker ding ypur car door by opening his onto it, then he denies it ever happened and calls YOU an asshole!

What do you do?

I called into question his paternity and told him i knew where he lived (i dont, obvs) as he drove off in his piece of crap Kia iFuckwit

What would the good fabbers have done?

Answers on an insurance claim form to the above......

"

Took his Reg and followed him..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh the size of parking spaces in most carparks require us to exit and enter your vehicle through a space even a small child would struggle with

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By *0something1965 OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Tbh the size of parking spaces in most carparks require us to exit and enter your vehicle through a space even a small child would struggle with "

I quite agree! Knowing that, i parked well away from everyone else in the middle of an empty bay of 5 and the fuckwit just parked beside me - im a fecking asshole magnet - seems to be the same on fab! Lol

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Questioned his paternity???..... hahahaha sorry but shit thing to happen but I'm crying visualising this ....

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Tbh the size of parking spaces in most carparks require us to exit and enter your vehicle through a space even a small child would struggle with

I quite agree! Knowing that, i parked well away from everyone else in the middle of an empty bay of 5 and the fuckwit just parked beside me - im a fecking asshole magnet - seems to be the same on fab! Lol "

I do the same and I seem to attract white vans..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tbh the size of parking spaces in most carparks require us to exit and enter your vehicle through a space even a small child would struggle with "

I think it’s the size of the cars

Most are massive now

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By *0something1965 OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Questioned his paternity???..... hahahaha sorry but shit thing to happen but I'm crying visualising this .... "

Lmao - it's nice to know you feel my pain!

Actually, it is pretty funny in hindsight - he nearly crashed into a trolley bay as he "roared" away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Kia's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put his head it the car window wind it up trapping his head then set if driving until he admits fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you see an old cantankerous fucker ding ypur car door by opening his onto it, then he denies it ever happened and calls YOU an asshole!

What do you do?

I called into question his paternity and told him i knew where he lived (i dont, obvs) as he drove off in his piece of crap Kia iFuckwit

What would the good fabbers have done?

Answers on an insurance claim form to the above......

"

Smash your own door into his and say "Ats us nayyy"

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By *0something1965 OP   Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I like Kia's."

I lime kia's too - my wife has an ix35. This twat gives kias a bad name !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck Kia seed !

#literally

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By *hebritukCouple
over a year ago

London

Say thank you and have a nice day!

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