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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and go fishing

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By *leasure4leisureMan
over a year ago

south

A bring my own rod ?? X

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Can I just sunbathe please cheeky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the bait?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A bring my own rod ?? X "

Ok, beer too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just sunbathe please cheeky?"

Yes you may DC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes please, fancy a good fish

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By *leasure4leisureMan
over a year ago

south


"A bring my own rod ?? X

Ok, beer too "

And cold box

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Can I just sunbathe please cheeky?

Yes you may DC "

I'm with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big is this boat? Is it sea worthy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and go fishing "
what we fishing for though and is this a hypothetical boat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How big is this boat? Is it sea worthy?"

I’m just blowing it up

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’ll bring the tanning oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of bait tho, I’ve only got the one maggot to bring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is this boat? Is it sea worthy?

I’m just blowing it up "
lol their will be a weight limit then

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I just sunbathe please cheeky?

Yes you may DC

I'm with her "

Did I miss that hook?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is this boat? Is it sea worthy?

I’m just blowing it up "

I'm out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the bait? "

Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I just sunbathe please cheeky?

Yes you may DC "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How big is this boat? Is it sea worthy?

I’m just blowing it up lol their will be a weight limit then "

No, I’ve got loads of armbands and rubber rings

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By *leasure4leisureMan
over a year ago

south


"Can I be the bait?

Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok "

Need a big hook for them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the bait?

Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok "

Fishing for sharks in an inflatable boat? I don't think you've thought this one through Cheeky.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"How big is this boat? Is it sea worthy?

I’m just blowing it up "

If it goes bang we’re all wet!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I be the bait?

Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok

Fishing for sharks in an inflatable boat? I don't think you've thought this one through Cheeky."

Lmfao!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to see if I can come and have a swim around but not if you are hunting for sharks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the bait?

Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok

Fishing for sharks in an inflatable boat? I don't think you've thought this one through Cheeky."

It can be done, I watched a film on Netflix last night and they survived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is this boat? Is it sea worthy?

I’m just blowing it up lol their will be a weight limit then

No, I’ve got loads of armbands and rubber rings "
for all the swingers who can't swim lol

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I’ll make sure the cool box is full enough to keep folk hydrated everyone else can get their rods out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the bait?

Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok

Fishing for sharks in an inflatable boat? I don't think you've thought this one through Cheeky."

. She’s not one for thinking things through is cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is this boat? Is it sea worthy?

I’m just blowing it up lol their will be a weight limit then

No, I’ve got loads of armbands and rubber rings "

Hmm I've only got a swimming certificate for 2 widths of the baths.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How big is this boat? Is it sea worthy?

I’m just blowing it up

If it goes bang we’re all wet!"

Swimming in shark infested water

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By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

Prepare to be boarded

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How big is this boat? Is it sea worthy?

I’m just blowing it up lol their will be a weight limit then

No, I’ve got loads of armbands and rubber rings

Hmm I've only got a swimming certificate for 2 widths of the baths."

I’ve got a certificate for 1 width in the bath, we’ll be fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the bait?

Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok

Fishing for sharks in an inflatable boat? I don't think you've thought this one through Cheeky.

. She’s not one for thinking things through is cheeky "

Hello headlamps you can guide us night

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"How big is this boat? Is it sea worthy?

I’m just blowing it up

If it goes bang we’re all wet!

Swimming in shark infested water "

God help us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the bait?

Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok

Fishing for sharks in an inflatable boat? I don't think you've thought this one through Cheeky.

. She’s not one for thinking things through is cheeky

Hello headlamps you can guide us night "

Hahahahaha. That’s true!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is this boat? Is it sea worthy?

I’m just blowing it up lol their will be a weight limit then

No, I’ve got loads of armbands and rubber rings

Hmm I've only got a swimming certificate for 2 widths of the baths.

I’ve got a certificate for 1 width in the bath, we’ll be fine "

I cheated on the 2nd width.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm a bit iffy on boats I get motion sickness so I better not,the fish may not appreciate me being sick over them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How big is this boat? Is it sea worthy?

I’m just blowing it up

If it goes bang we’re all wet!

Swimming in shark infested water

God help us! "

He’s on the boat already drinking gin like it’s going out of fashion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the bait?

Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok

Fishing for sharks in an inflatable boat? I don't think you've thought this one through Cheeky.

. She’s not one for thinking things through is cheeky

Hello headlamps you can guide us night

Hahahahaha. That’s true!!"

Let me know when you hit the med and I’ll stand on something with my tits out. You won’t miss me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a bit iffy on boats I get motion sickness so I better not,the fish may not appreciate me being sick over them."

You can hold the rope from the shoreline so we don’t go too deep

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can I be the bait?

Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok

Fishing for sharks in an inflatable boat? I don't think you've thought this one through Cheeky.

. She’s not one for thinking things through is cheeky

Hello headlamps you can guide us night

Hahahahaha. That’s true!!

Let me know when you hit the med and I’ll stand on something with my tits out. You won’t miss me "

An island in the sea!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the bait?

Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok

Fishing for sharks in an inflatable boat? I don't think you've thought this one through Cheeky.

. She’s not one for thinking things through is cheeky

Hello headlamps you can guide us night

Hahahahaha. That’s true!!

Let me know when you hit the med and I’ll stand on something with my tits out. You won’t miss me

An island in the sea!!! "

I know I’ve put a bit of weight on but that’s a bit harsh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone know how do to SPR?, it’s like CPR but for sharks

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I'll sit and watch and drink Pimms if that's ok

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

If you put a maggot on your tongue it makes it wriggle more, fact.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I get seasick in boats so no thank you. I’ll shoot past on my jet ski though and give a wave

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I get seasick in boats so no thank you. I’ll shoot past on my jet ski though and give a wave "

Mental image of your boobs bouncing when on a Jet Ski

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

Can I wear my captain’s cap?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I get seasick in boats so no thank you. I’ll shoot past on my jet ski though and give a wave "

Won’t that make you sea sick too?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I get seasick in boats so no thank you. I’ll shoot past on my jet ski though and give a wave

Won’t that make you sea sick too?"

No because I’m in control. You know how I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please. Do I need to bring anything?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but fish kinda freak me out and I can't swim.

Do you mind if I just lay very still on the deck and catch some sun?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food "

You didn’t say you had jet skis. I’m there on a jet ski. I’ll bring gin and cherries. I can’t stop eating them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food "

Crumbs that was quite a step up Cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food

Crumbs that was quite a step up Cheeky! "

I know, it’s just an extra large dingy but sssshhhhuuuuushhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food

You didn’t say you had jet skis. I’m there on a jet ski. I’ll bring gin and cherries. I can’t stop eating them "

There’s 12 of them

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food "

Ooooh a Gin Palace now you’re talking!

It’s ok folks! The inflatable blew out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that "

Is there something we should know about the yacht?!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I get seasick in boats so no thank you. I’ll shoot past on my jet ski though and give a wave

Won’t that make you sea sick too?

No because I’m in control. You know how I like that "

Oh yes I know you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food

Crumbs that was quite a step up Cheeky!

I know, it’s just an extra large dingy but sssshhhhuuuuushhhhh "

A blow up yacht ... it could catch on ...

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By *razoMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food "

Can I bring my DJ mate?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food

Crumbs that was quite a step up Cheeky!

I know, it’s just an extra large dingy but sssshhhhuuuuushhhhh

A blow up yacht ... it could catch on ..."

Lmao! Blow up yacht

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

As its inflatable can I just tag along side in my boat saves me carrying my big rod it's already onboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food

Ooooh a Gin Palace now you’re talking!

It’s ok folks! The inflatable blew out "

I cried when it blew off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food

Crumbs that was quite a step up Cheeky!

I know, it’s just an extra large dingy but sssshhhhuuuuushhhhh

A blow up yacht ... it could catch on ..."

I’m out of breathe, I need help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that

Is there something we should know about the yacht?!"

What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food

Crumbs that was quite a step up Cheeky!

I know, it’s just an extra large dingy but sssshhhhuuuuushhhhh

A blow up yacht ... it could catch on ...

Lmao! Blow up yacht "

They’re on sale 2 for 1 here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food

Crumbs that was quite a step up Cheeky!

I know, it’s just an extra large dingy but sssshhhhuuuuushhhhh

A blow up yacht ... it could catch on ...

I’m out of breathe, I need help "

Stand aside Cheeky, I'll blow for you ...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food

Crumbs that was quite a step up Cheeky!

I know, it’s just an extra large dingy but sssshhhhuuuuushhhhh

A blow up yacht ... it could catch on ...

I’m out of breathe, I need help "

Ok Cheeky. I’ll help you blow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food

Crumbs that was quite a step up Cheeky!

I know, it’s just an extra large dingy but sssshhhhuuuuushhhhh

A blow up yacht ... it could catch on ...

I’m out of breathe, I need help

Ok Cheeky. I’ll help you blow "

There she blows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the bait?

Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok "

Holy fook! Do me a favour then, pull me in when I lose an appendage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that

Is there something we should know about the yacht?!

What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good "

This is worrying ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on you lot, you know you want to get on the boat ...I’ve hired a super yacht now, there’s a bar, walk the plank, jet skis, scuba gear, arm bands, wet suits and food

Can I bring my DJ mate? "

Yes of course you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just check? We're fishing for sharks in an over capacity inflatable boat loaded with booze?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that

Is there something we should know about the yacht?!

What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good "

It’s fine, it’s got a cracked glass bottom too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just check? We're fishing for sharks in an over capacity inflatable boat loaded with booze?"

Yes, that’s correct, what could possibly go wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that

Is there something we should know about the yacht?!

What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good

This is worrying ..."

Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As its inflatable can I just tag along side in my boat saves me carrying my big rod it's already onboard "

Is your safer than mine...I’m asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my rods at the ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that

Is there something we should know about the yacht?!

What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good

This is worrying ...

Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up "

I think the lifeboat would be better ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that

Is there something we should know about the yacht?!

What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good

This is worrying ...

Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up

I think the lifeboat would be better ... "

I can see a RN frigate on the horizon

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that

Is there something we should know about the yacht?!

What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good

This is worrying ...

Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up "

But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that

Is there something we should know about the yacht?!

What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good

This is worrying ...

Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up

But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall "

That's tide and wind for you ...

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Oh my rods at the ready "

Coughs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that

Is there something we should know about the yacht?!

What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good

This is worrying ...

Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up

But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall

That's tide and wind for you ..."

We’re heading for Spain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my rods at the ready "

That lovely spider woman has the coughs for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that

Is there something we should know about the yacht?!

What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good

This is worrying ...

Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up

But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall

That's tide and wind for you ...

We’re heading for Spain "

Have you got the chart Cheeky?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that

Is there something we should know about the yacht?!

What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good

This is worrying ...

Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up

But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall

That's tide and wind for you ...

We’re heading for Spain

Have you got the chart Cheeky? "

I’ve got a height chart, that will do won’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An inflatable boat?

No thanks!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"As its inflatable can I just tag along side in my boat saves me carrying my big rod it's already onboard

Is your safer than mine...I’m asking for a friend "

Make your own mind up as you've seen it cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that

Is there something we should know about the yacht?!

What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good

This is worrying ...

Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up

But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall

That's tide and wind for you ...

We’re heading for Spain

Have you got the chart Cheeky?

I’ve got a height chart, that will do won’t it "

Yep, just lay it flat ... I reckon Spain's about 5'9" away ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As its inflatable can I just tag along side in my boat saves me carrying my big rod it's already onboard

Is your safer than mine...I’m asking for a friend

Make your own mind up as you've seen it cheeky "

Yes, yours is definitely safer and the biggest I’ve seen in a long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok to cast my rod Cheeky? X

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"As its inflatable can I just tag along side in my boat saves me carrying my big rod it's already onboard

Is your safer than mine...I’m asking for a friend

Make your own mind up as you've seen it cheeky

Yes, yours is definitely safer and the biggest I’ve seen in a long time "
where talking boats here I hope pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An inflatable boat?

No thanks! "

It’s a blow up yacht long kegs, get your arse in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An inflatable boat?

No thanks!

It’s a blow up yacht long kegs, get your arse in "

Legs not kegs

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Do we have to wear anything, Cheeky? It's just the weather for a bit of skinny dipping.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that

Is there something we should know about the yacht?!

What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good

This is worrying ...

Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up

But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall

That's tide and wind for you ...

We’re heading for Spain

Have you got the chart Cheeky?

I’ve got a height chart, that will do won’t it

Yep, just lay it flat ... I reckon Spain's about 5'9" away ..."

this thread has made me laugh all day!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"An inflatable boat?

No thanks! "

It's OK you can jump on my boat and ride alongside them

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

If you read back through the whole thread it would make a bloody good GOON show sketch

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"An inflatable boat?

No thanks!

It’s a blow up yacht long kegs, get your arse in

Legs not kegs "

Who’s got kegs? Bring them along

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok to cast my rod Cheeky? X"

Yes cheeky it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that

Is there something we should know about the yacht?!

What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good

This is worrying ...

Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up

But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall

That's tide and wind for you ...

We’re heading for Spain

Have you got the chart Cheeky?

I’ve got a height chart, that will do won’t it

Yep, just lay it flat ... I reckon Spain's about 5'9" away ...

this thread has made me laugh all day!"

Me too.....I need to read through it properly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that

Is there something we should know about the yacht?!

What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good

This is worrying ...

Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up

But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall

That's tide and wind for you ...

We’re heading for Spain

Have you got the chart Cheeky?

I’ve got a height chart, that will do won’t it

Yep, just lay it flat ... I reckon Spain's about 5'9" away ..."

What’s that in feet and inches

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As its inflatable can I just tag along side in my boat saves me carrying my big rod it's already onboard

Is your safer than mine...I’m asking for a friend

Make your own mind up as you've seen it cheeky

Yes, yours is definitely safer and the biggest I’ve seen in a long time where talking boats here I hope pmsl "

Was there a boat in that picture

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"As its inflatable can I just tag along side in my boat saves me carrying my big rod it's already onboard

Is your safer than mine...I’m asking for a friend

Make your own mind up as you've seen it cheeky

Yes, yours is definitely safer and the biggest I’ve seen in a long time where talking boats here I hope pmsl

Was there a boat in that picture "
o ffs cheeky that was my rod between my legs don't get to excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An inflatable boat?

No thanks!

It’s a blow up yacht long kegs, get your arse in

Legs not kegs "

That made me snigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An inflatable boat?

No thanks!

It’s a blow up yacht long kegs, get your arse in

Legs not kegs

That made me snigger "

Kegs make a good float aid & I kinda think some are going to need them on this voyage

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

There’s a few seaman stains in this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a few seaman stains in this thread "

Look out for master Bates

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"There’s a few seaman stains in this thread

Look out for master Bates "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s a few seaman stains in this thread "

I can see that on your pants

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"There’s a few seaman stains in this thread

I can see that on your pants "

That’s margarine and they’re weren’t my knickers

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

Being tossed about - sounds very fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s a few seaman stains in this thread

I can see that on your pants

That’s margarine and they’re weren’t my knickers "

Were you lining a cake tin with pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being tossed about - sounds very fab "

Come on get in

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"There’s a few seaman stains in this thread

I can see that on your pants

That’s margarine and they’re weren’t my knickers

Were you lining a cake tin with pants "

Yes, with sex wee

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

[Removed by poster at 26/08/19 19:48:24]

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs


"Being tossed about - sounds very fab

Come on get in "

I’d cling onto you if I was drowning or even if I wasn’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s a few seaman stains in this thread

I can see that on your pants

That’s margarine and they’re weren’t my knickers

Were you lining a cake tin with pants

Yes, with sex wee "

We’re you making a pea cake

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"There’s a few seaman stains in this thread

I can see that on your pants

That’s margarine and they’re weren’t my knickers

Were you lining a cake tin with pants

Yes, with sex wee

We’re you making a pea cake "

No, cheese cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks, as we are on ours at the moment.... but maybe next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any room left on this boat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m still on it

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Aye aye cap'n cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I need my passport for this trip?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aye aye cap'n cheeky"

ALL ABOOOARRRRD

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By *rishman444Man
over a year ago

letterkenny


"I’m still on it "

If the boats is sinking and I have no arm bands on can I hug on to u to say afloat I can't swim and I know you will float with the big air bags so I sit next to u

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I need my passport for this trip? "

Errrrrrrrmmmmmm depends how far we float

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Aye aye cap'n cheeky

ALL ABOOOARRRRD "

Can we go and find someone absorbent and yellow and porous?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d like to come cast my net if I may.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Can I just sunbathe please cheeky?

Yes you may DC "

Me too please, I need to lose my white bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be happy to come on your boat.....do you have another lifejacket like that one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m still on it

If the boats is sinking and I have no arm bands on can I hug on to u to say afloat I can't swim and I know you will float with the big air bags so I sit next to u "

We won’t sink, it’s a blow up yacht

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aye aye cap'n cheeky

ALL ABOOOARRRRD

Can we go and find someone absorbent and yellow and porous?"

live who

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Can I just sunbathe please cheeky?

Yes you may DC

Me too please, I need to lose my white bits "

Noooo white bits are nice.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Aye aye cap'n cheeky

ALL ABOOOARRRRD

Can we go and find someone absorbent and yellow and porous?

live who "

Bob ... he's a bit square ... and spongy

You never watched it with kids did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the bait?

Climb aboard Zipper, we are fishing for sharks, it that ok "

Plenty of sharks on here lol

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Can I just sunbathe please cheeky?

Yes you may DC

Me too please, I need to lose my white bits

Noooo white bits are nice. "

I have far too many, two tone tits are abit strange looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like to come cast my net if I may. "

I think you are still on the yacht as well Fiddles

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Can I just sunbathe please cheeky?

Yes you may DC

Me too please, I need to lose my white bits

Noooo white bits are nice.

I have far too many, two tone tits are abit strange looking "

Even in Dudley

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Can I just sunbathe please cheeky?

Yes you may DC

Me too please, I need to lose my white bits

Noooo white bits are nice.

I have far too many, two tone tits are abit strange looking

Even in Dudley "

Especially in Dudley!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’d like to come cast my net if I may.

I think you are still on the yacht as well Fiddles "

I fell out in that rough patch round the needles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just sunbathe please cheeky?

Yes you may DC

Me too please, I need to lose my white bits "

Me too, I’ve a very white bottom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be happy to come on your boat.....do you have another lifejacket like that one?"

No, just the one

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I get sea sick so will wave from the shore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be happy to come on your boat.....do you have another lifejacket like that one?

No, just the one "

If we go overboard I shall just have to hang on to you then.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and go fishing "

Ill bring some sarnies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me it's way over the safe weight limit now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like to come cast my net if I may.

I think you are still on the yacht as well Fiddles

I fell out in that rough patch round the needles. "

Where were the needles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get sea sick so will wave from the shore "

There’s that many on here it’s not going far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I warm my rescue chopper up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I warm my rescue chopper up?"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I wear armbands?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

typical ..I've missed the bout. *Waves from shore

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Shall we be fishers of men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that

Is there something we should know about the yacht?!

What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good

This is worrying ...

Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up

But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall

That's tide and wind for you ...

We’re heading for Spain

Have you got the chart Cheeky?

I’ve got a height chart, that will do won’t it

Yep, just lay it flat ... I reckon Spain's about 5'9" away ...

What’s that in feet and inches "

Um, five feet nine inches?

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Cheeky, could I possibly show you my motorboat skills to help with your journey.....

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"and go fishing "
fanny fishing I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going on the poop deck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voyage to the bottom mmmmm of the sea

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By *oxladMan
over a year ago

WORKSOP

There's that many onboard! Everyone better just wear life jackets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The plugs come out and the water is coming in!! Quick, find containers to bale it out

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The plugs come out and the water is coming in!! Quick, find containers to bale it out "

Everyman for himself...see ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The plugs come out and the water is coming in!! Quick, find containers to bale it out

Everyman for himself...see ya "

Woman overboard!! Every man for himself!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The plugs come out and the water is coming in!! Quick, find containers to bale it out

Everyman for himself...see ya

Woman overboard!! Every man for himself!!"

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"The plugs come out and the water is coming in!! Quick, find containers to bale it out

Everyman for himself...see ya

Woman overboard!! Every man for himself!!

"

We could of used the cups of the ladies bikinis if we hadn’t of been naked ..... someone put their cock in the plug hole.. bit like the boy and the dyke ... stop thinking he’d been with a lesbian

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll watch from the shore & do the preparation for a rescue, Health & Safety and all that

Is there something we should know about the yacht?!

What I can see from afar it ain’t looking good

This is worrying ...

Well from where I’m standing & observing, you’ve got x amount of people clinging onto a blow up rubber dinghy, trying to keep their drinks out if the water , clambering around / over each other could be panic any minute. Boarder Force have been given the heads up

But we’re not off the Dover coast this is Cornwall

That's tide and wind for you ...

We’re heading for Spain

Have you got the chart Cheeky?

I’ve got a height chart, that will do won’t it

Yep, just lay it flat ... I reckon Spain's about 5'9" away ...

What’s that in feet and inches

Um, five feet nine inches? "

Is that very far

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I wear armbands? "

Yes and carry a lilo just incase

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