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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The most unhealthy, unflavoursome, tedious way of eating ever.

Burnt sausage and charred rib followed by a dry roll containing a potentially lethal burger.

Drinks served from a bin of cold water and kids splashing you from a tepid hot tub. What with wasps, flies and pets sharing your plate.

Love them or hate them, they are hard to escape..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you've been to shit bbqs with crap people who can't cook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are obviously going to the wrong BBQ’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like you've been to shit bbqs with crap people who can't cook. "

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ve never been to a BBQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The most unhealthy, unflavoursome, tedious way of eating ever.

Burnt sausage and charred rib followed by a dry roll containing a potentially lethal burger.

Drinks served from a bin of cold water and kids splashing you from a tepid hot tub. What with wasps, flies and pets sharing your plate.

Love them or hate them, they are hard to escape.."

Just like your threads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The most unhealthy, unflavoursome, tedious way of eating ever.

Burnt sausage and charred rib followed by a dry roll containing a potentially lethal burger.

Drinks served from a bin of cold water and kids splashing you from a tepid hot tub. What with wasps, flies and pets sharing your plate.

Love them or hate them, they are hard to escape..

Just like your threads."

Pile cream not soothing you yet?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

If I say so myself I have thrown some bbq's. Good food, good company and plenty of laughs.

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By *reckledbumWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool


"I’ve never been to a BBQ "

You need too. They're brilliant! As long as you don't attend the op's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I say so myself I have thrown some bbq's. Good food, good company and plenty of laughs. "

Big sausages?

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

Bloody hell mate. Done right, barbecued food is delicious!

Put some pork in a nice light marinade, grill it BESIDE the coals, not right on top of them... Put some halloumi on there... Mm... I wish I had a garden

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Put a shrimp on the barbie lol

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Nonsense!

Our barbecues are legendary around this way, not a burnt item on the menu, charcoal too. Salt n chilli ribs, jerk chicken, Chinese pork, sausages etc., a great avocado salad plus plenty more. Won't find any of that you've described this way.

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

Thought it was just me. I just don't see the point... We have a cooker, metal grill thing for cooking steaks and burgers. It's quicker, cleaner and in my opinion tastes better. I chucked our BBQ in a wheely bin at the start of the summer... d

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought it was just me. I just don't see the point... We have a cooker, metal grill thing for cooking steaks and burgers. It's quicker, cleaner and in my opinion tastes better. I chucked our BBQ in a wheely bin at the start of the summer... d "

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I did one today, great success

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D’ya think that charcoal is ready yet ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"D’ya think that charcoal is ready yet ? "

Precisely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a BBQ. The smell the flavour. Socialising together.

Although to be fair I enjoy good alfresco whether BBQ, picnic or a deli platter and nibbles

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

We're having one tomorrow and there won't be a burnt banger to be seen.

I can't wait, love 'em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the avoidance of doubt I love them. Did one tonight and will do one tomorrow too. I’m gonna do pizza on mine tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was supposed to loan a BBQ once. Didn't. Got there and was given a hat, apron and tongs. Cooked for fifty people of West Indian background. Buckets of spiced chicken, fish and jerk pork done by the mother-in-law. Pulled it off and people were like "where they get that white chef?". Phew .

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman
over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts


"I was supposed to loan a BBQ once. Didn't. Got there and was given a hat, apron and tongs. Cooked for fifty people of West Indian background. Buckets of spiced chicken, fish and jerk pork done by the mother-in-law. Pulled it off and people were like "where they get that white chef?". Phew ."

This ^ I just come from a family birthday BBQ, my cousins husband is white and cooks all the food and as its carnival season we had dancing, rum and fabulous outfits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was supposed to loan a BBQ once. Didn't. Got there and was given a hat, apron and tongs. Cooked for fifty people of West Indian background. Buckets of spiced chicken, fish and jerk pork done by the mother-in-law. Pulled it off and people were like "where they get that white chef?". Phew .

This ^ I just come from a family birthday BBQ, my cousins husband is white and cooks all the food and as its carnival season we had dancing, rum and fabulous outfits "

Sounds great. When the spice is out and the beats are thumping all is better with the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The most unhealthy, unflavoursome, tedious way of eating ever.

Burnt sausage and charred rib followed by a dry roll containing a potentially lethal burger.

Drinks served from a bin of cold water and kids splashing you from a tepid hot tub. What with wasps, flies and pets sharing your plate.

Love them or hate them, they are hard to escape.."

This hurts our souls.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Can’t beat a bit of outdoor sausage snaffling!

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Love a good BBQ. Sloooow cooked food; giggles and sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one yesterday and another today

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Had one yesterday and another today "

Im thinking the same, was a great day yesterday

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