FabSwingers.com forum: Zombie invasion

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There’s a zombie invasion the item to your left is your weapon how screwed are you?

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha it's my rabbit

! So I'm screwed whatever happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha it's my rabbit

! So I'm screwed whatever happens

It may be a kinky zombie who wants to play

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Empty can of Pepsi Max

Majorly screwed

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By *unonly10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Im fucked dont think cushions work for killing zombiex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Empty can of Pepsi Max

Majorly screwed"

A pencil, I kill one of the bastards before they get me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on the toilet they've caught me with my pants down

Big time screwed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv got my phone in my left hand, that's not going to be much good

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

TV remote I could pause them and then attack .. or just rewind until there far enough away to make my escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Cagey! I shall use him to save myself (sorry sweetheart)

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Oh I must be the ultimate zombie killer I got a tool box next to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I must be the ultimate zombie killer I got a tool box next to me

I'd be spoilt for choice if I was in my workshop, but im in bed so it's good bye cruel world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sofa cushion or photo frame

I'm screwed and not in the good way

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Yeah I’m fucked, I’ve got a Toy Story Woody doll to protect me. Cheers

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

A bright pink laptop. It doesn't look very threatening.

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Bristol

A motion sensor floodlight without any installed batteries.

Here's my neck.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Bathroom weighing scales... are zombies weight concious?

They're quite heavy though so I could give a zombie a good pound-ing with every ounce of my strength or use them them to kill-a-gran.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a pencil..at least I can scribble my last will and testament

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White napkin

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

A dustbin. A bloody dustbin. Here, drink upon my blood now why don't you

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The nearest portable object to my left hand side is the rotary airer in the garden - I'm ready for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A choc-chip muffin. It's probably not gluten-free and very high in dairy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A choc-chip muffin. It's probably not gluten-free and very high in dairy. "

For the record it's not my muffin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A choc-chip muffin. It's probably not gluten-free and very high in dairy.

For the record it is my muffin."

We know

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By *razyhorse58Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Empty can of San Miguel, I’m fucked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chicken and mushroom pot noodle with extra soy sauce! I'm finishing it before they finish me!

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

A pillow. Not going to do well.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"There’s a zombie invasion the item to your left is your weapon how screwed are you?

Mrscxxx "

To my left is the lovely Hannah, and being from New York she doesn't take shit from anybody, not least zombies, so I reckon I'll be fine. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I’m fucked, I’ve got a Toy Story Woody doll to protect me. Cheers

You'll be ok with that his boots are quite pointy and he has a plastic gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A choc-chip muffin. It's probably not gluten-free and very high in dairy.

For the record it is my muffin.

We know

I don't like them and they were left against my will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate zombie stuff

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