FabSwingers.com forum: Do you enjoy a wedding?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We’ve had 4 this summer, all very different! Tomorrow’s one is going to be a traditional church wedding which could be a little stuffy, the best one was a friend who had pie and mash for dinner , no seating plan and everything chilled !

What type of wedding have you had ? Or having? Or just enjoyed going to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was best. Wife stayed in local hotel. No car . Ceremony in a Norman church in centre of town. Photos in old Tudor museum. Meal in Italian restaurant with her bruv on decks. Pity I wasn't a guest! Wrapped up at 7pm .

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ours was lovely

Small just 34 in the day

Live Motown band in the evening

Loved every minute

Hate the over the top ostentatious shite these days.

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love weddings. Any excuse to dress up and get d*unk.

My favourite wedding was my own as it was so relaxed. We had alternative vows. We had a morning wedding and then a meal at our favourite restaurant with our nearest and dearest and then buggered off back to the hotel just the 2 of us for rampant sex.

The next night we had a huge party with everyone we knew. Some amazing catering. Huge deserts table. Candy cart. Great music. Photo booth and copious amounts of alcohol. It was a party rather than a wedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Hate the over the top ostentatious shite these days.

Jo x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I love weddings - the ones where the love the couple have shine through and everyone enjoys themselves and it's not a facade of what love should be.

I'd quite like to elope and have a wedding at my grandad's church in Italy.

But failing that (darn MIL), I'd love a relatively small wedding, free bar, all of the glorious best food (cheese features), tons of wild British country flowers everywhere and a simple service where my sister plays my favourite classical piece as I walk down the aisle. I'm leaning towards a little chapel local to us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a fancy dress Halloween wedding a few years back which was a great night. We are currently in Gretna for a friends wedding tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but I prefer it when the traditional stuff is over, I think everyone feels like that even the people getting married

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

Hate weddings! Slave and I did it in an office, no guests, no dress, no photos, sealed the deal with a fish finger butty and fizz afterwards, just the 2 of us!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We just want the big party after when we get hitched !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We just want the big party after when we get hitched !"

A lot of the time people do the wedding to make everyone else happy, I’ve been a best man 3 times it doesn’t get any easier hip flask every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to one near london last weekend in a massive traditional church then stayed locally at a 1800s manor house for the afternoon and evening do.

I'm working now for the next 2 years to earn the money back I spent. I didn't know anyone there except the bride and groom lol

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I did posh wedding a couple of months ago. A very stuffy affair but none the less a fabulous occasion.

I have a family wedding in a few weeks Im really looking forward to!

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

Love weddings, but of the age where we seldom get invited these days. You have to be a proper sort not to have a good time at a wedding.

We got married on a boat on the Thames. Intimate, personal ceremony and meal, then all our beautiful freaky friends came to party.

I woke up the next day with a stiff neck from beaming so much.

Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love going to weddings although I always end up crying when they take their vows as it's so beautiful then drink far too much booze and make a twat out of myself

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"We had a fancy dress Halloween wedding a few years back which was a great night. We are currently in Gretna for a friends wedding tomorrow. "

My friend had a Halloween wedding, even the bar staff dressed up!!

If I was ever to get married again (extremely unlikely) I would have a small thing away from home with my boys there and have a big party when I came back. Would probably do it in secret too

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I love weddings! Anyone and everyone’s

I’m the type of woman that will stop on the street to watch a bride I don’t know get into or out of her wedding car

I’ve been to many weddings over the years, all different and all lovely. I think it’s the people that make a wedding, whether it’s 10 or 210, it’s all about a good atmosphere and the happiness of the bride and groom not how much they spent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wedding will be a mix of both traditional and different. Iv got lots of plans!

PS. Nobody show this thread to Ash!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went to one near london last weekend in a massive traditional church then stayed locally at a 1800s manor house for the afternoon and evening do.

I'm working now for the next 2 years to earn the money back I spent. I didn't know anyone there except the bride and groom lol

They can be very expensive for guests especially when you get roped into hen/stag nights!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men tolerate weddings to keep women happy.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"My wedding will be a mix of both traditional and different. Iv got lots of plans!

PS. Nobody show this thread to Ash!

Ooooo you spilled the beans Lorna!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men tolerate weddings to keep women happy. "

In the same way women tolerate football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a perfect wedding with no guests or fuss on a beach in Kauai; pity I chose such a crappy husband.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My wedding will be a mix of both traditional and different. Iv got lots of plans!

PS. Nobody show this thread to Ash!

Ooooo you spilled the beans Lorna!"

Can I get a hat ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men tolerate weddings to keep women happy.

In the same way women tolerate football."

This is true!

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

I had the wedding of my parents dreams...everythjng they wanted but couldn't have. Mother even admits this now. I just wanted to walk back from the chapel with all the friends and family to my folkes house who have massive house and garden, for a big hog roast and my mates bands playing. I cant even tell you what the menu was on the day lmao I did get my own way and have asti in glass for toasts. I hate champagne lol

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By *hamCouple30Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'd like to see the bride being gangbanged with the wedding cake under her.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I want a princess carriage take me to the ceremony in my pale pink gypsy bride dress where 20 bridesmaids in deep pink and purple with feathers await my arrival.

I’ll choose bridesmaids from Fab....guys or gals get your names down now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to see the bride being gangbanged with the wedding cake under her. "

I wouldn’t my family would be there, I’d find that unacceptable and a bit disrespectful

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Men tolerate weddings to keep women happy.

In the same way women tolerate football."

That’s not true Tame. Where’s the romance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wedding will be a mix of both traditional and different. Iv got lots of plans!

PS. Nobody show this thread to Ash!

Ooooo you spilled the beans Lorna!"

Well a girl can dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wedding will be a mix of both traditional and different. Iv got lots of plans!

PS. Nobody show this thread to Ash!

Ooooo you spilled the beans Lorna!

Can I get a hat ?"

Always good to be prepared.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"My wedding will be a mix of both traditional and different. Iv got lots of plans!

PS. Nobody show this thread to Ash!

Ooooo you spilled the beans Lorna!

Well a girl can dream.

Absolutely

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"My wedding will be a mix of both traditional and different. Iv got lots of plans!

PS. Nobody show this thread to Ash!

Ooooo you spilled the beans Lorna!

Can I get a hat ?

Always good to be prepared.

I would make a wonderful bridesmaid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men tolerate weddings to keep women happy.

In the same way women tolerate football.

That’s not true Tame. Where’s the romance?

There poses the question can Tame be romantic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No a hate gatherings of people and hate formality so combine the 2 and its nails on a chalk board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not fussed on wedding, you feel guilted into going when you get an invite.

This is gonna sound bad I know, but I much prefer a funeral and it’s about respect!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No a hate gatherings of people and hate formality so combine the 2 and its nails on a chalk board"

But there’s usually cake ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men tolerate weddings to keep women happy.

In the same way women tolerate football.

That’s not true Tame. Where’s the romance?

Why do they always make us wear a suit on the hottest days of the year ?!

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I had a perfect wedding with no guests or fuss on a beach in Kauai; pity I chose such a crappy husband.

At least you had the perfect wedding I had a big wedding I didn’t want and also a crappy husband

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Men tolerate weddings to keep women happy.

In the same way women tolerate football.

That’s not true Tame. Where’s the romance?

Why do they always make us wear a suit on the hottest days of the year ?!"

They don’t necessarily. Think beach, linen pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No a hate gatherings of people and hate formality so combine the 2 and its nails on a chalk board

But there’s usually cake ?!"
thats been touched and breathed on by 50 strangers il pass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men tolerate weddings to keep women happy.

In the same way women tolerate football.

That’s not true Tame. Where’s the romance?

Why do they always make us wear a suit on the hottest days of the year ?!

They don’t necessarily. Think beach, linen pants?

People have full permission to wear shorts to ours if it’s hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wedding was the only best day I had with my now ex husband. It all went tragically down hill from there. However wouldn't say never again if I met a great guy now. I think a failed marriage makes you know who you're totally compatible with and not rush into, being older and wiser

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Men tolerate weddings to keep women happy. "

Nah, my partner is the one pushing for a "proper" wedding so clearly me knowing one man who loves them proves your theory wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men tolerate weddings to keep women happy.

In the same way women tolerate football.

That’s not true Tame. Where’s the romance?

Why do they always make us wear a suit on the hottest days of the year ?!

They don’t necessarily. Think beach, linen pants?

People have full permission to wear shorts to ours if it’s hot!"

That sounds like a decent wedding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wedding will be a mix of both traditional and different. Iv got lots of plans!

PS. Nobody show this thread to Ash!

Ooooo you spilled the beans Lorna!

Can I get a hat ?

Always good to be prepared.

I would make a wonderful bridesmaid

Oh you really would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time....

Next time? What am I saying

Wanders away back to the peace of the man cave.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I’d rather get a summons than a wedding invite.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I prefer funerals .. there’s more unable women .... is that wrong ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll never get married

My friends had an amazing wedding last year. Celebrations lasted a week, my lo had 2 bridesmaids dresses, wrecked one and got a high 5 for being a good girl and so doing. I took some of their pics it was the most fabulous event I'll ever go to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer funerals .. there’s more unable women .... is that wrong ?

Unable?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I like weddings and am looking forward to my cousin's in October.

I made the mistake of trying to be the perfect host at my first - big posh church thing and traditional do afterwards.

We had a small ceremony with a big party in the evening. Guests were told to find me on the dance floor

It was MY (our)day.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got married 7 days ago, we loved it. We had a magician, ice cream van, candy cart and loads of 70's music.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got married 7 days ago, we loved it. We had a magician, ice cream van, candy cart and loads of 70's music. "

Awwww congratulations x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got married 7 days ago, we loved it. We had a magician, ice cream van, candy cart and loads of 70's music.

Awwww congratulations x"
Awww thank you! Never thought I'd be tying the knot again at my age! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"I prefer funerals .. there’s more unable women .... is that wrong ?

Unable?"

Vulnerable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer funerals .. there’s more unable women .... is that wrong ?

Unable?

Vulnerable "

Ahhh ok , well I’m sure some would need comforting!

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Weddings are to stressful and take months if not year to plan.. but hey hoe all to their own

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"I prefer funerals .. there’s more unable women .... is that wrong ?

Unable?

Vulnerable

Ahhh ok , well I’m sure some would need comforting!"

Need comfort.. I always say the best lube are tears

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