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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

have sex right now? Anyone know dial a humps number?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried foof-fillers-r-us?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Dial a dick surely?

It's not like meals on wheels love.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"have sex right now? Anyone know dial a humps number?"

999 if it's a real emergency

101 if your desire for sex will wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phonabona, for all you humping and pegging needs

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Have you tried foof-fillers-r-us?

No,thanks chick I can always rely on you.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Dial a dick surely?

It's not like meals on wheels love."

Well that's how much you know Missy,I'm not posh like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried Screw Fix?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I just don't think you people are taking this seriously. I want a nice penis complete with man for ten minutes,this is a sex site isn't it or have I cum to the wrong place?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here i got this number out the mens toilets maybe he does girls too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just don't think you people are taking this seriously. I want a nice penis complete with man for ten minutes,this is a sex site isn't it or have I cum to the wrong place?!"

Expectations are high, ten minutes? Ten whole minutes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is this not flooded with guys

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By *erfectly Average CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

That would be convenient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How is this not flooded with guys

If this thread was live after 22:00 then it would be a sausage fest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How is this not flooded with guys

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just cos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have sex right now? Anyone know dial a humps number?"

I'd offer, but you're a little too far from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was wandering the forum wilderness and noticed some activity here....

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I just don't think you people are taking this seriously. I want a nice penis complete with man for ten minutes,this is a sex site isn't it or have I cum to the wrong place?!"

....Try Dickie In A Quickie....

Excellent reliability rates....satisfaction guaranteed or your next visit free....

0800 SCREWED....

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I just don't think you people are taking this seriously. I want a nice penis complete with man for ten minutes,this is a sex site isn't it or have I cum to the wrong place?!

Expectations are high, ten minutes? Ten whole minutes?"

Ok 7 minutes that will probably do it to be fair.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"How is this not flooded with guys

I know right I'm offering my vagina bits,I mean they may not be the best but I heard men aren't fussy on here.

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By *pitfiremk10Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Have you tried Screw Fix?"

LOVE THIS!!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"How is this not flooded with guys

If this thread was live after 22:00 then it would be a sausage fest"

I'll be asleep by then the moment will have passed.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’d like sex now, later, tomorrow, next week, but getting nowt at the mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could probably do that but computer says million miles away so got to think of the call out charge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen some bright orange vans with "Dyno-Rod" written on the side. Would that be the sort of thing you need?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I was wandering the forum wilderness and noticed some activity here....

You know your avatar could have been so much better...

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"I just don't think you people are taking this seriously. I want a nice penis complete with man for ten minutes,this is a sex site isn't it or have I cum to the wrong place?!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I set off now and drive average speed for eight hours a day i'll be with you in a little over ten years.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"We could probably do that but computer says million miles away so got to think of the call out charge."

It's annoying when people put stupid places isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How is this not flooded with guys

Maybe it sounds too good and too simple to be true. All waiting too see what happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have sex right now? Anyone know dial a humps number?"

Are you desperate or just looking for attention

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I've seen some bright orange vans with "Dyno-Rod" written on the side. Would that be the sort of thing you need?"

What do the drivers look like,do they look like they'd last more than 7 minutes before they came.

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By *liviaGTV/TS
over a year ago

Preston

Indeed .. who doesn't want to have fun

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Kendal

We men are not just toys to be played with, we need to be coaxed, caressed and romanced...

Yeah right

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"have sex right now? Anyone know dial a humps number?

Are you desperate or just looking for attention

I'm f..... desperate mate I haven't had sex in nearly a year. You desperate or do you just want attention,if it's attention f... off of my thread otherwise you can stay.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"We men are not just toys to be played with, we need to be coaxed, caressed and romanced...

Yeah right

Erm,take your trousers down and slip your cock onto my waiting tongue that kinda thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have sex right now? Anyone know dial a humps number?

Are you desperate or just looking for attention

I'm f..... desperate mate I haven't had sex in nearly a year. You desperate or do you just want attention,if it's attention f... off of my thread otherwise you can stay."

This woman means the bees-knees

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My pms are open

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"have sex right now? Anyone know dial a humps number?

Are you desperate or just looking for attention

I'm f..... desperate mate I haven't had sex in nearly a year. You desperate or do you just want attention,if it's attention f... off of my thread otherwise you can stay.

This woman means the bees-knees

...

My pms are open

Damn I'm out of your age range I'm only 21.

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Kendal

"We men are not just toys to be played with, we need to be coaxed, caressed and romanced...

Yeah right

Erm,take your trousers down and slip your cock onto my waiting tongue that kinda thing?"

Yeah that's pretty much what I was looking for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have sex right now? Anyone know dial a humps number?

Are you desperate or just looking for attention

I'm f..... desperate mate I haven't had sex in nearly a year. You desperate or do you just want attention,if it's attention f... off of my thread otherwise you can stay.

This woman means the bees-knees

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My pms are open

Damn I'm out of your age range I'm only 21."

I don't mind if you add another 31 years to that.

Just be ready to send your face picture and we can move swiftly on

I hope you got a number too and you didn't accidentally chuck your phone in the rubbish bin ...

The excuses

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"We men are not just toys to be played with, we need to be coaxed, caressed and romanced...

Yeah right

Erm,take your trousers down and slip your cock onto my waiting tongue that kinda thing?

Yeah that's pretty much what I was looking for...

Phew thought I'd lost my romancing touch then.

Now why the stuff would my phone change romancing to financing does it not know I'm on a sex site

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

If you can find someone to pop round then yes please

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

7 minutes

Your hoping for a miracle

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"have sex right now? Anyone know dial a humps number?

Are you desperate or just looking for attention

I'm f..... desperate mate I haven't had sex in nearly a year. You desperate or do you just want attention,if it's attention f... off of my thread otherwise you can stay.

This woman means the bees-knees

...

My pms are open

Damn I'm out of your age range I'm only 21.

I don't mind if you add another 31 years to that.

Just be ready to send your face picture and we can move swiftly on

I hope you got a number too and you didn't accidentally chuck your phone in the rubbish bin ...

The excuses

A face pic,you want a face pic and they say women are demanding

. Just shut your eye's and pretend I'm the hottest woman on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can find someone to pop round then yes please

On my way

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By *eachPreacherMan
over a year ago

Kent/London

If only it were that easy, I'd never get anything done lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"If you can find someone to pop round then yes please

On my way

Now that’s excellent service. If only I had realised it was so easy

see you soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have sex right now? Anyone know dial a humps number?

Are you desperate or just looking for attention

I'm f..... desperate mate I haven't had sex in nearly a year. You desperate or do you just want attention,if it's attention f... off of my thread otherwise you can stay.

This woman means the bees-knees

...

My pms are open

Damn I'm out of your age range I'm only 21.

I don't mind if you add another 31 years to that.

Just be ready to send your face picture and we can move swiftly on

I hope you got a number too and you didn't accidentally chuck your phone in the rubbish bin ...

The excuses

A face pic,you want a face pic and they say women are demanding

. Just shut your eye's and pretend I'm the hottest woman on here."

Ermmm is that the excuses coming out already

...

And you never even made it to my inbox

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"If you can find someone to pop round then yes please

Any preferences Babs?

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Kendal

"We men are not just toys to be played with, we need to be coaxed, caressed and romanced...

Yeah right

Erm,take your trousers down and slip your cock onto my waiting tongue that kinda thing?

Yeah that's pretty much what I was looking for...

Phew thought I'd lost my romancing touch then.

Now why the stuff would my phone change romancing to financing does it not know I'm on a sex site

Well in the words of ta popular song

"No romance without finance..."

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"If you can find someone to pop round then yes please

On my way

Oh my God I can't even get laid on my own thread

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"have sex right now? Anyone know dial a humps number?

Are you desperate or just looking for attention

I'm f..... desperate mate I haven't had sex in nearly a year. You desperate or do you just want attention,if it's attention f... off of my thread otherwise you can stay.

This woman means the bees-knees

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My pms are open

Damn I'm out of your age range I'm only 21.

I don't mind if you add another 31 years to that.

Just be ready to send your face picture and we can move swiftly on

I hope you got a number too and you didn't accidentally chuck your phone in the rubbish bin ...

The excuses

A face pic,you want a face pic and they say women are demanding

. Just shut your eye's and pretend I'm the hottest woman on here.

Ermmm is that the excuses coming out already

...

And you never even made it to my inbox

I go 10 min's up the road that's it I'm not hiking it all the way to Leeds.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"We men are not just toys to be played with, we need to be coaxed, caressed and romanced...

Yeah right

Erm,take your trousers down and slip your cock onto my waiting tongue that kinda thing?

Yeah that's pretty much what I was looking for...

Phew thought I'd lost my romancing touch then.

Now why the stuff would my phone change romancing to financing does it not know I'm on a sex site

Well in the words of ta popular song

"No romance without finance...""

Very true how much do you charge?!

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South East

"Dial a dick surely?

It's not like meals on wheels love."

That’d be me then!

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By *houldibedoingthis!Man
over a year ago

london

"Dial a dick surely?

It's not like meals on wheels love."

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By *houldibedoingthis!Man
over a year ago

london

"If you can find someone to pop round then yes please

On my way

Oh my God I can't even get laid on my own thread

Don't worry, your not the only one with that challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not too bad so just called Just Eat!

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Kendal

"We men are not just toys to be played with, we need to be coaxed, caressed and romanced...

Yeah right

Erm,take your trousers down and slip your cock onto my waiting tongue that kinda thing?

Yeah that's pretty much what I was looking for...

Phew thought I'd lost my romancing touch then.

Now why the stuff would my phone change romancing to financing does it not know I'm on a sex site

Well in the words of ta popular song

"No romance without finance..."

Very true how much do you charge?!"

Oh I work for free..

I couldn't handle the demands for re-funds

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By *houldibedoingthis!Man
over a year ago

london

[Removed by poster at 23/08/19 16:17:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have sex right now? Anyone know dial a humps number?

Are you desperate or just looking for attention

I'm f..... desperate mate I haven't had sex in nearly a year. You desperate or do you just want attention,if it's attention f... off of my thread otherwise you can stay.

This woman means the bees-knees

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My pms are open

Damn I'm out of your age range I'm only 21.

I don't mind if you add another 31 years to that.

Just be ready to send your face picture and we can move swiftly on

I hope you got a number too and you didn't accidentally chuck your phone in the rubbish bin ...

The excuses

A face pic,you want a face pic and they say women are demanding

. Just shut your eye's and pretend I'm the hottest woman on here.

Ermmm is that the excuses coming out already

...

And you never even made it to my inbox

I go 10 min's up the road that's it I'm not hiking it all the way to Leeds. "

You ain't gonna be meeting anyone if your a millionmilesway ... Where you getting to in 10 minutes

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Excuses

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"We men are not just toys to be played with, we need to be coaxed, caressed and romanced...

Yeah right

Erm,take your trousers down and slip your cock onto my waiting tongue that kinda thing?

Yeah that's pretty much what I was looking for...

Phew thought I'd lost my romancing touch then.

Now why the stuff would my phone change romancing to financing does it not know I'm on a sex site

Well in the words of ta popular song

"No romance without finance..."

Very true how much do you charge?!

Oh I work for free..

I couldn't handle the demands for re-funds

Free suits me I'm all for free.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"have sex right now? Anyone know dial a humps number?

Are you desperate or just looking for attention

I'm f..... desperate mate I haven't had sex in nearly a year. You desperate or do you just want attention,if it's attention f... off of my thread otherwise you can stay.

This woman means the bees-knees

...

My pms are open

Damn I'm out of your age range I'm only 21.

I don't mind if you add another 31 years to that.

Just be ready to send your face picture and we can move swiftly on

I hope you got a number too and you didn't accidentally chuck your phone in the rubbish bin ...

The excuses

A face pic,you want a face pic and they say women are demanding

. Just shut your eye's and pretend I'm the hottest woman on here.

Ermmm is that the excuses coming out already

...

And you never even made it to my inbox

I go 10 min's up the road that's it I'm not hiking it all the way to Leeds.

You ain't gonna be meeting anyone if your a millionmilesway ... Where you getting to in 10 minutes

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Excuses

Shush up you and I'm getting nowhere fast on this thread

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Could do with a good few hrs playing been a bad week lol

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I could manage a quickie if anyone is interested no strings of course and drop and go is preferred. I would expect you to bring your own baby wipes im afraid

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"If you can find someone to pop round then yes please

Any preferences Babs?"

I have some preferences ... nice eyes, lovely person, makes me laugh, twinkle in the eye. You know the sort

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"If you can find someone to pop round then yes please

Any preferences Babs?

I have some preferences ... nice eyes, lovely person, makes me laugh, twinkle in the eye. You know the sort

I’ll wingman you Babs

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"If you can find someone to pop round then yes please

Any preferences Babs?

I have some preferences ... nice eyes, lovely person, makes me laugh, twinkle in the eye. You know the sort

That sounds like a dream!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I just don't think you people are taking this seriously. I want a nice penis complete with man for ten minutes,this is a sex site isn't it or have I cum to the wrong place?!"

As you posted this 2 hours ago I guess I missed the boat and you've already had a good filling now.

Damn the timing!!!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Think I'd rather have a ladywank at the moment in honesty!!

Men are all too annoying.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have sex right now? Anyone know dial a humps number?"
that dromedary down Street?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a big dinner followed by a dessert, with a nice lager.

Sex can wait til tomorrow, I can't move now

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I could manage a quickie if anyone is interested no strings of course and drop and go is preferred. I would expect you to bring your own baby wipes im afraid "

juciy......it sounded so good until I need to bring my own baby wipes....too much effort to go shop for them....

haha

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"Think I'd rather have a ladywank at the moment in honesty!!

Men are all too annoying.....

Well they’ll be none of that this weekend

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Think I'd rather have a ladywank at the moment in honesty!!

Men are all too annoying.....

Well they’ll be none of that this weekend

Ladywanking or annoying men??

The latter is sadly a fact of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have sex right now? Anyone know dial a humps number?

Are you desperate or just looking for attention

I'm f..... desperate mate I haven't had sex in nearly a year. You desperate or do you just want attention,if it's attention f... off of my thread otherwise you can stay.

This woman means the bees-knees

...

My pms are open

Damn I'm out of your age range I'm only 21.

I don't mind if you add another 31 years to that.

Just be ready to send your face picture and we can move swiftly on

I hope you got a number too and you didn't accidentally chuck your phone in the rubbish bin ...

The excuses

A face pic,you want a face pic and they say women are demanding

. Just shut your eye's and pretend I'm the hottest woman on here.

Ermmm is that the excuses coming out already

...

And you never even made it to my inbox

I go 10 min's up the road that's it I'm not hiking it all the way to Leeds.

You ain't gonna be meeting anyone if your a millionmilesway ... Where you getting to in 10 minutes

....

Excuses

Shush up you and I'm getting nowhere fast on this thread

That might have something to do with your location. Nowt to do with me

...

I was trying to be helpful

When you get a chance

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I just don't think you people are taking this seriously. I want a nice penis complete with man for ten minutes,this is a sex site isn't it or have I cum to the wrong place?!

As you posted this 2 hours ago I guess I missed the boat and you've already had a good filling now.

Damn the timing!!!!

No I did some crafting instead

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1"
that would be a dromedary I said that earlier but it's like I'm the invisible man where as your the man of the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1that would be a dromedary I said that earlier but it's like I'm the invisible man where as your the man of the moment

I see you Stallion

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"1that would be a dromedary I said that earlier but it's like I'm the invisible man where as your the man of the moment

He's more than a man of the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1that would be a dromedary I said that earlier but it's like I'm the invisible man where as your the man of the moment

He's more than a man of the moment

"
lol besotted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1that would be a dromedary I said that earlier but it's like I'm the invisible man where as your the man of the moment

I see you Stallion

"
lol meet you behind aldis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1that would be a dromedary I said that earlier but it's like I'm the invisible man where as your the man of the moment

I see you Stallion

lol meet you behind aldis

You know how to talk to me !

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"1that would be a dromedary I said that earlier but it's like I'm the invisible man where as your the man of the moment

I see you Stallion

lol meet you behind aldis

You know how to talk to me ! "

Aldi you're going up in the world there?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1that would be a dromedary I said that earlier but it's like I'm the invisible man where as your the man of the moment

I see you Stallion

lol meet you behind aldis

You know how to talk to me !

Aldi you're going up in the world there?!

"
me and him know value you we see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1that would be a dromedary I said that earlier but it's like I'm the invisible man where as your the man of the moment

I see you Stallion

lol meet you behind aldis

You know how to talk to me !

Aldi you're going up in the world there?!

me and him know value you we see it

That's why we want to do you ignite!

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over a year ago

"1that would be a dromedary I said that earlier but it's like I'm the invisible man where as your the man of the moment

I see you Stallion

lol meet you behind aldis

You know how to talk to me !

Aldi you're going up in the world there?!

me and him know value you we see it

That's why we want to do you ignite!"
oh yes....... What a figure

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"1that would be a dromedary I said that earlier but it's like I'm the invisible man where as your the man of the moment

I see you Stallion

lol meet you behind aldis

You know how to talk to me !

Aldi you're going up in the world there?!

me and him know value you we see it

That's why we want to do you ignite!oh yes....... What a figure

She is a 9 but could be a 10 if she takes it up in the rectum like a champ

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over a year ago

"1that would be a dromedary I said that earlier but it's like I'm the invisible man where as your the man of the moment

I see you Stallion

lol meet you behind aldis

You know how to talk to me !

Aldi you're going up in the world there?!

me and him know value you we see it

That's why we want to do you ignite!oh yes....... What a figure

She is a 9 but could be a 10 if she takes it up in the rectum like a champ "
lol hey you never know for you I guess she'd take anything

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

It would be nice wouldn’t it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have sex right now? Anyone know dial a humps number?"

Id love to

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over a year ago

"1that would be a dromedary I said that earlier but it's like I'm the invisible man where as your the man of the moment

I see you Stallion

lol meet you behind aldis

You know how to talk to me !

Aldi you're going up in the world there?!

me and him know value you we see it

That's why we want to do you ignite!oh yes....... What a figure

She is a 9 but could be a 10 if she takes it up in the rectum like a champ lol hey you never know for you I guess she'd take anything

I ain't special expect when it comes to drive Ford Fiesta to the max

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over a year ago

"1that would be a dromedary I said that earlier but it's like I'm the invisible man where as your the man of the moment

I see you Stallion

lol meet you behind aldis

You know how to talk to me !

Aldi you're going up in the world there?!

me and him know value you we see it

That's why we want to do you ignite!oh yes....... What a figure

She is a 9 but could be a 10 if she takes it up in the rectum like a champ lol hey you never know for you I guess she'd take anything

I ain't special expect when it comes to drive Ford Fiesta to the max "
ford really lol I thought you go German

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"1that would be a dromedary I said that earlier but it's like I'm the invisible man where as your the man of the moment

I see you Stallion

lol meet you behind aldis

You know how to talk to me !

Aldi you're going up in the world there?!

me and him know value you we see it

That's why we want to do you ignite!oh yes....... What a figure

She is a 9 but could be a 10 if she takes it up in the rectum like a champ "

Of course all the best women do.

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over a year ago

"1that would be a dromedary I said that earlier but it's like I'm the invisible man where as your the man of the moment

I see you Stallion

lol meet you behind aldis

You know how to talk to me !

Aldi you're going up in the world there?!

me and him know value you we see it

That's why we want to do you ignite!oh yes....... What a figure

She is a 9 but could be a 10 if she takes it up in the rectum like a champ lol hey you never know for you I guess she'd take anything

I ain't special expect when it comes to drive Ford Fiesta to the max ford really lol I thought you go German

Not since that a German car gave me swollen veins in the lowest part of your rectum.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"1that would be a dromedary I said that earlier but it's like I'm the invisible man where as your the man of the moment

I see you Stallion

lol meet you behind aldis

You know how to talk to me !

Aldi you're going up in the world there?!

me and him know value you we see it

That's why we want to do you ignite!oh yes....... What a figure

She is a 9 but could be a 10 if she takes it up in the rectum like a champ lol hey you never know for you I guess she'd take anything

I would

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over a year ago

"1that would be a dromedary I said that earlier but it's like I'm the invisible man where as your the man of the moment

I see you Stallion

lol meet you behind aldis

You know how to talk to me !

Aldi you're going up in the world there?!

me and him know value you we see it

That's why we want to do you ignite!oh yes....... What a figure

She is a 9 but could be a 10 if she takes it up in the rectum like a champ lol hey you never know for you I guess she'd take anything

I ain't special expect when it comes to drive Ford Fiesta to the max ford really lol I thought you go German

Not since that a German car gave me swollen veins in the lowest part of your rectum.

"
porche or Bum motor Wedged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes Ok. How should we do it.

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By *liviaGTV/TS
over a year ago

Preston

"Yes Ok. How should we do it. "

Bring a rope u will see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes Ok. How should we do it.

Bring a rope u will see"

Ooh

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Yes Ok. How should we do it. "

I did something else instead,I'll have to wait til the social I think. Unless someone appears on my doorstep.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Yes Ok. How should we do it.

Bring a rope u will see"

You see that would have me running in the opposite direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just Eat?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Just Eat?"

That was advised earlier up ^^,they're all out of penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just Eat?"
do ya d liver

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Just Eat?do ya d liver

That's actually quite amusing for a change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea. But I prefer to eat out lol

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