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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A) A personal chef.

B) A nanny

C) A maid

D) A personal shopper

Which would you rather and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chef ! I hate cooking and it might actually help me stick to a diet !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A, anyday of the week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personal chef to cook me really low fat healthy nutritious meals full of flavour.

I can cook and enjoy it but when I've had a heavy day at work I cook quick stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A, anyday of the week!"

Why?

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

A maid would be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be or have?

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By *illingVicMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"A) A personal chef.

B) A nanny

C) A maid

D) A personal shopper

Which would you rather and why?"

Gonna have to buck the trend and say “none of the above” - I love to cook, I enjoy time with my little one, and I actually find shopping and cleaning to be peaceful, zen activities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A, anyday of the week!

Why?"

I don't have a kid

I'm not messy

I don't shop often

I eat everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A. CBA with cooking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A) A personal chef.

B) A nanny

C) A maid

D) A personal shopper

Which would you rather and why?

Gonna have to buck the trend and say “none of the above” - I love to cook, I enjoy time with my little one, and I actually find shopping and cleaning to be peaceful, zen activities. "

Want to come and do my ironing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A maid.

Because I’m a good cook and I enjoy it

I’m a reasonable parent and my kid gets more self sufficient all the time

Shopping online is sufficient. I could do it while the maid cleans.

I am not as good a housekeeper as I’d like to be. - Mrs Cagey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C because I love cooking but hate the clearing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A personal chef because I've become so lazy with cooking and I love good food!

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

B) A nanny at this moment in time please. Preferably young sexy and in to older men

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"A) A personal chef.

B) A nanny

C) A maid

D) A personal shopper

Which would you rather and why?

Gonna have to buck the trend and say “none of the above” - I love to cook, I enjoy time with my little one, and I actually find shopping and cleaning to be peaceful, zen activities. "

Same here, if I could get someone to go to work for me so I have more time for all of that, that's what I'd choose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shopper. I hate shopping, I enjoy the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather have a castlemaine xxxx

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By *rjpinkMan
over a year ago

winterfell

Shopper.. it feels like i spend half my life wandering round supermarkets!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A) A personal chef.

B) A nanny

C) A maid

D) A personal shopper

Which would you rather and why?

Gonna have to buck the trend and say “none of the above” - I love to cook, I enjoy time with my little one, and I actually find shopping and cleaning to be peaceful, zen activities. "

Lucky you.

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By *illingVicMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


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Lucky you."

Not really - I still have to find time for work, laziness and “hobbies” so...

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By *illingVicMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"Want to come and do my ironing?"

No. I draw the line at ironing - I don’t do that!

That said, I’m pretty heavy, I could just lay on your laundry pile and see what happens

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

A. Every day! Cooking is the worst thing about food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want to come and do my ironing?

No. I draw the line at ironing - I don’t do that!

That said, I’m pretty heavy, I could just lay on your laundry pile and see what happens "

Willing to give that a go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

A maid......love cooking but the day to day chores not so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chef. All day!!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

D....because I don't have much time with work to do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"D....because I don't have much time with work to do it "

For what kind of stuff?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Bee"

Buzz

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

A maid that cooks would be great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C maid

I do laundry and cleaning under duress, so it'll be a good arrangement.

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

C) Maid please.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

A maid for sure.

I enjoy cooking as do other members of the family.

I don’t need a nanny anymore

I shop on a need to basis and can do it electronically if I have to.

When I’m not well particularly, cleaning exhausts me and at the same time depresses me if it needs doing but isn’t done.

Lex

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Tough between chef and maid. I love cooking but I don't get time, so I want someone to cook and prepare meals that are yummy and help me loose the lard.

I hate cleaning, and again don't have time to get my house to the standard I want.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A maid that cooks would be great. "

Good point

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

A I dislike cooking and would rather iron a stack of clothes than be in the kitchen.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Is the giving of blow jobs in a Maid's job description?

If so...

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By *liviaGTV/TS
over a year ago

Preston

Chef wanna be fit and healthy.. cant make food

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

A personal shopper would be the business please

I have others that enjoy cooking and cook a lot of my meals already

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By *liviaGTV/TS
over a year ago

Preston


"Is the giving of blow jobs in a Maid's job description?

If so..."

Hehehe

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By *liviaGTV/TS
over a year ago

Preston


"A maid that cooks would be great.

Good point "

Totally agree

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I can’t decide between maid and chef

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A I dislike cooking and would rather iron a stack of clothes than be in the kitchen."

Can you please do mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t decide between maid and chef "

Both would be great but that's being greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been one of them.

so I'd go for personal shopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Could I have a gardener instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could I have a gardener instead?"

Oh now that would be good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A maid.

I love to cook, hate cleaning. Don't have kids and don't shop very often so I'd make the best use of a maid to help with the cleaning.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"A) A personal chef.

B) A nanny

C) A maid

D) A personal shopper

Which would you rather and why?"

A personal chef , one that prepares delicious healthy food so that I can diet without feeling I’m dieting lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A) A personal chef.

B) A nanny

C) A maid

D) A personal shopper

Which would you rather and why?

A personal chef , one that prepares delicious healthy food so that I can diet without feeling I’m dieting lol "

That sounds perfect.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"A) A personal chef.

B) A nanny

C) A maid

D) A personal shopper

Which would you rather have and why "

I enjoy cooking, don’t require a nanny, not keen on housework, enjoy girly shopping time so..

I’d like a) chef for half the week and b) a male maid for the other half. Best of both worlds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A) A personal chef.

B) A nanny

C) A maid

D) A personal shopper

Which would you rather have and why

I enjoy cooking, don’t require a nanny, not keen on housework, enjoy girly shopping time so..

I’d like a) chef for half the week and b) a male maid for the other half. Best of both worlds "

Now I love your style.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

A maid. I like cooking and shopping x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A maid , just for the rather saucy French outfit lol

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"A) A personal chef.

B) A nanny

C) A maid

D) A personal shopper

Which would you rather and why?

Gonna have to buck the trend and say “none of the above” - I love to cook, I enjoy time with my little one, and I actually find shopping and cleaning to be peaceful, zen activities. "

Do you want to get married

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I would choose a chef to cook healthy meals and tasty snacks that are also healthy

I can do the rest myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A maid , just for the rather saucy French outfit lol "

Perve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maid

French

Full outfit

Nymphomaniac

Female lol

Apply within thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maid

French

Full outfit

Nymphomaniac

Female lol

Apply within thanks "

Your inbox probably exploded

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

A main because all the rest is sorted

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

A maid because all the rest is sorted

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Can I be greedy and have A and C?

I don't like cooking and hate housework.

Should have been born into money

Nita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personal chef to cook me really low fat healthy nutritious meals full of flavour.

I can cook and enjoy it but when I've had a heavy day at work I cook quick stuff "

You look amazing whatever you’re eating. Tell you what. I’ll cook for you, you bring pudding ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A maid...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be greedy and have A and C?

I don't like cooking and hate housework.

Should have been born into money

Nita"

I feel like this sometimes

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've currently got a butler, so I'd take a maid. The chef is much more likely to be of great use and value though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chef, deffo.... not that I can’t cook, just would be nice to walk in and have something waiting for me.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A chef, deffo.... not that I can’t cook, just would be nice to walk in and have something waiting for me..... "

Get yourself a wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a tough one! Stuck between C and D. Maybe a maid who's good at shopping? Or a shopper who likes to clean.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

You omitted one

E) Butler

Yes please!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"You omitted one

E) Butler

Yes please!"

I’ll have one of those too

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A) I love cooking & baking (I've been told my lemon cake is delicious).

Being a personal chef would be an enjoyable job, challenging but enjoyable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You omitted one

E) Butler

Yes please!

I’ll have one of those too "

My bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chef cooking not my forte (I just can’t be asked really)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A chef cooking not my forte (I just can’t be asked really)"

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