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By *uciyass OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Well what with Boris carrying on like a rabid raccoon with thrush I think it’s finially time to exit back across the Irish Sea. If any of you lot want to join us we will have cake and all our doors will be open to you all.

The wall goes up 29 October but we’ve s secret tunnel already half way to wales.

Slán go leat

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Yeh when you reach Wales please don't tunnel under my house subsidence devalues the property.....many thanks ...

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By *uciyass OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"Yeh when you reach Wales please don't tunnel under my house subsidence devalues the property.....many thanks ... "

I’ve just actioned a 2 degree left turn to bring us up south of you. Many apologies

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Yeh when you reach Wales please don't tunnel under my house subsidence devalues the property.....many thanks ... "

Suzuki, could you start digging from your side so the two holes can meet in the middle? That would speed things up. Thanks.

It might not be necessary at all though because it sounds like the border is just going to be left open. It might have a visitors book like you get at hotels.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Well what with Boris carrying on like a rabid raccoon with thrush I think it’s finially time to exit back across the Irish Sea. If any of you lot want to join us we will have cake and all our doors will be open to you all.

The wall goes up 29 October but we’ve s secret tunnel already half way to wales.

Slán go leat "

So.....there's no Irish Backstop then....

Does this mean there is no need for my piledriver to bash them back doors in for access to the lucky leprechauns???

Nice to know your opening your door to people like me juciy.....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Yeh when you reach Wales please don't tunnel under my house subsidence devalues the property.....many thanks ...

Suzuki, could you start digging from your side so the two holes can meet in the middle? That would speed things up. Thanks.

It might not be necessary at all though because it sounds like the border is just going to be left open. It might have a visitors book like you get at hotels. "

There's me thinking I was getting a chilled out day .....now I'm digging the great escape tunnel.......I'll be taking this up with the union.........

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Well what with Boris carrying on like a rabid raccoon with thrush I think it’s finially time to exit back across the Irish Sea. If any of you lot want to join us we will have cake and all our doors will be open to you all.

The wall goes up 29 October but we’ve s secret tunnel already half way to wales.

Slán go leat "

I’ll pop the kettle on ready.

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By *uciyass OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"Yeh when you reach Wales please don't tunnel under my house subsidence devalues the property.....many thanks ...

Suzuki, could you start digging from your side so the two holes can meet in the middle? That would speed things up. Thanks.

It might not be necessary at all though because it sounds like the border is just going to be left open. It might have a visitors book like you get at hotels. "

That was suggested by the Irish Pm fella but borris said he’s banning signatures. We then suggested a spit book that was banned too due to heath and safety so we finially agreed that if you flashed yer arse and the arse inspectors were happy they would let ya proceed. Happy days we all love a good arse

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By *uciyass OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"Well what with Boris carrying on like a rabid raccoon with thrush I think it’s finially time to exit back across the Irish Sea. If any of you lot want to join us we will have cake and all our doors will be open to you all.

The wall goes up 29 October but we’ve s secret tunnel already half way to wales.

Slán go leat

So.....there's no Irish Backstop then....

Does this mean there is no need for my piledriver to bash them back doors in for access to the lucky leprechauns???

Nice to know your opening your door to people like me juciy..... "

The only backstop is my arse and I ain’t standing on an imaginary line bent over all day. Well unless of course there’s a good reason too

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


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The only backstop is my arse and I ain’t standing on an imaginary line bent over all day. Well unless of course there’s a good reason too "

...so if I was to slip and trio over this imaginary line and end up falling into your backdoor....would I need to steal a plank to my back to stop me from being sucked into the abyss....

.....or would I have more chance of snapping my beloved banjo string, no longer able to play my favourite tune on my pink oboe!!!

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