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The things kids say .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....... my son came into the living room and noticed I'd moved all the throws and cushions off the sofa ..... he said, "wow mum looks like you've taken the sofa back to factory settings!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

haha, nice one titch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Must admit I couldn't move for laughing.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

oh he's his mother's son alright!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

poor kid!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Funnily enough, that's what I though too!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on, what funnies have your kids come out with folks? xx

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

Ems youngest came home, after a bit of a history lesson at school, asking how she could go out with someone that had taken the 6 counties from them.

it took her ages to explain i had absolutely nothing to do with it lol

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over a year ago

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By *uckoo clockCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

The teacher asked the class of eight year olds to write a few lines about what they would wish for if they could have anything.

Our daughter wrote that she wished her mum didnt have to walk the streets at night just to get money ??

Mummy was an Avon Lady !!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"The teacher asked the class of eight year olds to write a few lines about what they would wish for if they could have anything.

Our daughter wrote that she wished her mum didnt have to walk the streets at night just to get money ??

Mummy was an Avon Lady !!"

Absolute class!!! Bet Parent's Evening was fun

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By *uckoo clockCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 12 year old is currently shouting suck my ball sacks at the French

Also this morning informed me that he has been tea bagging his friend, thankfully he thinks that is dancing with bent knees and singing have that lol though fully clothed and no hairy scrots in sight! Felt the need to say as he's not aware of the real meaning might be wise not to say it in public as its a tiny bit rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The teacher asked the class of eight year olds to write a few lines about what they would wish for if they could have anything.

Our daughter wrote that she wished her mum didnt have to walk the streets at night just to get money ??

Mummy was an Avon Lady !!

Absolute class!!! Bet Parent's Evening was fun "

Pmsl almost choked

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By *uckoo clockCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside


"The teacher asked the class of eight year olds to write a few lines about what they would wish for if they could have anything.

Our daughter wrote that she wished her mum didnt have to walk the streets at night just to get money ??

Mummy was an Avon Lady !!

Absolute class!!! Bet Parent's Evening was fun "

Actually the teacher did ask cautiuosly what mum did and seemed so relieved when i told her !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My partner came in from work aching from driving all day and jokingly said that he could do with going a massage palour and having a nice tart rubbing his shoulders.Without thinking my daughter replied why dont you get mum do it then pmsl.She couldnt stop apologising when she knew what she'd said and me and my partner couldnt stop laughing.

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