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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If you agree to have "moderate" body odour for the rest of your life Pandas will be guarenteed to thrive and not become extinct...

Do you save the pandas and be forever stinky, or choose to smell divine and let the pandas f@ck right off?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Stinky it is then

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Pandas are their own worst enemies.

What am I giving up?

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

But will they then stop dilly dallying and find each other horny for this sacrifice?

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Will I smell divine to the pandas?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

The biggest change is learning not to be solitary animals.

That’s why in China’s breeding conservation programme the cubs are all bought up together, taught to play together and live together in the hope they stay like that when released into the reserve

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Stinky it is then "

Good work Mr Stinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But will they then stop dilly dallying and find each other horny for this sacrifice? "

Exactly, can you imagine if Fab existed in the panda world, the only threads started would be kiss/fuck/bamboo.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I smell of pandas?

I'm sure they have a divine aroma....

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"But will they then stop dilly dallying and find each other horny for this sacrifice?

Exactly, can you imagine if Fab existed in the panda world, the only threads started would be kiss/fuck/bamboo....."

Hahahaha haha.. And 99% would plump for bamboo

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Will I smell divine to the pandas? "

You could try rubbing eucalyptus leaves behind your ears (or is that Koalas?! )

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Will I smell divine to the pandas?

You could try rubbing eucalyptus leaves behind your ears (or is that Koalas?! )"

Bamboo for pandas

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Bamboo sticks it is

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"But will they then stop dilly dallying and find each other horny for this sacrifice?

Exactly, can you imagine if Fab existed in the panda world, the only threads started would be kiss/fuck/bamboo....."

Or eats, shoots and leaves

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"But will they then stop dilly dallying and find each other horny for this sacrifice?

Exactly, can you imagine if Fab existed in the panda world, the only threads started would be kiss/fuck/bamboo.....

Or eats, shoots and leaves "

Not if he's got any manners!!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"The biggest change is learning not to be solitary animals.

That’s why in China’s breeding conservation programme the cubs are all bought up together, taught to play together and live together in the hope they stay like that when released into the reserve "

Aah,so cute but so antisocial

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Just like me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll wash my penis and let everything else stink then I'll save some pandas at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will I smell divine to the pandas?

You could try rubbing eucalyptus leaves behind your ears (or is that Koalas?! )"

yes rub a koala behind your ears that improves odours immensely, they don't appreciate you lifting them much mind

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"The biggest change is learning not to be solitary animals.

That’s why in China’s breeding conservation programme the cubs are all bought up together, taught to play together and live together in the hope they stay like that when released into the reserve

Aah,so cute but so antisocial "

I think we have a different meaning of antisocial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pandas are nuthin

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Pandas some people

Could live with moderate maybe knowing that those who smelt divine couldn’t give a damn about saving them it could create a more ‘us’ and ‘them’ society

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Will I smell divine to the pandas?

You could try rubbing eucalyptus leaves behind your ears (or is that Koalas?! )

Bamboo for pandas "

Sounds like a fair swap

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