FabSwingers.com forum: Shower thoughts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Post your any random thought here, like;

Where are snails going ?

Are slugs just homeless snails ?

Or any other thought that doesn’t involve snails, whatever it is, whatever random things you think about, post it here, you never know someone else might have thought of that too!

Why has no one seen a ghost dinosaur ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The first person to tell everyone how old they were must have sounded like a knob.

‘This is my 24th Winter!’

‘Shut up Philip and help us look for berries!’

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you're travelling at the speed of light in your car at night and you put your headlights on, would you be able to see anything?

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

If the earth is spinning through space, why don't I feel it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does toast always fall butter side down ?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I wonder how that ginger pube got on the soap

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Do I wash from the top down or the bottom up?

Do I wash my legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first person to tell everyone how old they were must have sounded like a knob.

‘This is my 24th Winter!’

‘Shut up Philip and help us look for berries!’ "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do single fellas shave their backs if they don’t have them waxed?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"The first person to tell everyone how old they were must have sounded like a knob.

‘This is my 24th Winter!’

‘Shut up Philip and help us look for berries!’ "

i like your humour Tame!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Why do they always see a shooting star in films and in all my days on Earth, i’ve not?

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

"If you're travelling at the speed of light in your car at night and you put your headlights on, would you be able to see anything? "

You and your car would have infinite mass, and time will have stopped for you so you’d have other shit to worry about. But yes c is constant and you’d see light traveling away from you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I get an itch I just can’t reach? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post your any random thought here, like;

Where are snails going ?

Are slugs just homeless snails ?

Or any other thought that doesn’t involve snails, whatever it is, whatever random things you think about, post it here, you never know someone else might have thought of that too!

Why has no one seen a ghost dinosaur ? "

I don’t know but I’ll get a second opinion from some else who has no idea

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

"Why do they always see a shooting star in films and in all my days on Earth, i’ve not?"

You need to go somewhere without too much light pollution and just wait for a while. I’ve seen loads in desert countries where there aren’t any streetlights. Even Scotland or Cornwall will show Up few every 10 minutes or so.

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

"If the earth is spinning through space, why don't I feel it? "

That’ll be gravity

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"If the earth is spinning through space, why don't I feel it?

That’ll be gravity "
I don't feel that either.

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

Do I wash my legs?

Been thinking about this since last week

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By *osmicRobMan
over a year ago

Chorlton cum Hardy

I'd like to meet the first person on earth who milked a cow. What was he thinking at the time???

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"The first person to tell everyone how old they were must have sounded like a knob.

‘This is my 24th Winter!’

‘Shut up Philip and help us look for berries!’ "

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

"Why do I get an itch I just can’t reach? X"

Because you scratched all the ones you could reach and the only one left is the one you can't sort out for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If iscrub that any cleaner is it classed as a wank hmmm?

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By *r_RobertMan
over a year ago

Dagenham

Bananas. They lose the colour blue as they ripen.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

When someone first discovered you could get milk from a cow, what were they doing to find it out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do i cough when i clean my ears

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

did someone think it would be funny to

Invent cous cous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck am I still doing on fab?

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

I was thinking whether this thread was just a rehash of Morningstar's 'Questions that have been bothering you' thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wonder ... when I step out of the shower will I be able to swim underwater at a great speed and will I be greeted by a naked Victoria Principal?

- D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was thinking whether this thread was just a rehash of Morningstar's 'Questions that have been bothering you' thread

I can answer that question, I didn’t see that thread, so it’s not. Also this one is far more recent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I stay in here will I shrink and disappear down the plug hole before I run out of electricity, and if I do will anyone even notice or will it just be work wondering why I've not turned up? Will they fo straight in with "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" or would they ask if I was ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I stay in here will I shrink and disappear down the plug hole before I run out of electricity, and if I do will anyone even notice or will it just be work wondering why I've not turned up? Will they fo straight in with "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" or would they ask if I was ok?

Was just thinking the same thing!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

P"
You have a mind like mine . Random and a bit fucked up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am thinking how the fuck are you posting that from the shower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not powerful enough

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Pickled Eggs......why?

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Pickled Eggs......why?"

Cos they taste great in a bag of crisps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we " get on a train" and not "get in a train" but we "get in a car" and not "get on a car "?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the point of silent letters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why "

Y is a crooked letter that can’t be straightened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why

Y is a crooked letter that can’t be straightened

How

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why

Y is a crooked letter that can’t be straightened

How "

My brains hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why

Y is a crooked letter that can’t be straightened

How

My brains hurts "

Is that so?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Do fish get thirsty ??

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Why is abbreviation such a long word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who have a lisp can’t say lisp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad i had a shower them strawberries made a mess

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Yesterday in the shower I was thinking about the factual incorrectness of the advert where a young girl says " I want to be as clean as a spoon in a circus ".

Surely a discarded spoon laying in straw and seal shit wouldnt be overly clean .

Or is that just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday in the shower I was thinking about the factual incorrectness of the advert where a young girl says " I want to be as clean as a spoon in a circus ".

Surely a discarded spoon laying in straw and seal shit wouldnt be overly clean .

Or is that just me

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maybe she prepping for joining fab in 30 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were born blind and deaf, what language would your thoughts be in?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If you were born blind and deaf, what language would your thoughts be in?"
Now that is an interesting one

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

bournemouth

Isnt it weird that a lighter gets lighter everytime u light it until it gets so light that it wont light

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If John has two apples and he gives one to Sarah, does it make him a Communist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What colour is a dog's bark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

train stations do my head in saying no smoking then saying its for boarding and alighting only make up ya mind ffs can i spark up or what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What colour is a dog's bark?"

A dark yellow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Q is a to an avant garde a letter to be that early in the alphabet, should be near the end with the other avant garde letters, like X,Y and Z.

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By *uskymotoMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

How do dragons blow out candles?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Why do they use real lemon to make dish soap but artificial lemon when making lemon juice?

*****

Why did the chicken cross the road? Was it curiosity, did he have family on the other side or was he just adventurous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the song,yankey doodle,is macaroni the pony or the feather?

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Do scarecrows scare crows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who first thought to put flour, eggs & sugar together then heat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do they always see a shooting star in films and in all my days on Earth, i’ve not?

I saw two shooting stars last night

I wished on them but they were only satellites

It's wrong to wish on space hardware

I wish, I wish, I wish you'd care

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Who first saw an egg come out of a chickens arse and thought "hmmm, i think i'll eat that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The first person to tell everyone how old they were must have sounded like a knob.

‘This is my 24th Winter!’

‘Shut up Philip and help us look for berries!’

i like your humour Tame!"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the first French guy thinking when he decided frogs legs and snails was worth a try as a meal

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Funny how civilisations around the world, without the aid of modern communication, all managed to discover how to distill alcohol st roughly the same time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were born blind and deaf, what language would your thoughts be in?"

Do dogs actually think in words but can't speak.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Upstairs neighbour has a new pet rhinoceros

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"What was the first French guy thinking when he decided frogs legs and snails was worth a try as a meal "

Probably thinking “Aidez-moi! je meurs de faim et ces cuisses de grenouilles ont l'air délicieux!”

Which roughly translates to “Help! i'm starving and those frogs legs look tasty!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was thinking what would I rather bee or a wasp !

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Just out and I was just thinking why do they only give tiny bars of soap in a hotel. Like come on

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