FabSwingers.com forum: Bastards have closed the old folks home ..

By *moothdick OP Man
over a year ago

stoke

They just don’t want us, these young en’s..

Little bastards don’t know they are born ... if I had my way, id empty my shit bag on their beans on toast ...

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

They don't they're born and they're so rude. Where are we going to live now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know where I live now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selfish boomers, explain to me again how the Woodstock generation were the best?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im moving in with my kids.

gonna leave my clothes all over the floor and pots under the bed

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By *moothdick OP Man
over a year ago

stoke

I’ve found a new home .. come in milfs, dilfs, & gilfs ... well show the little ungrateful sods .. watch their face when we blow their inheritance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know where I live now

You should have a label, like Paddington Bear..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know where I live now

You should have a label, like Paddington Bear..

Will you draw me one

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By *moothdick OP Man
over a year ago

stoke

Oh they want see grumpy old folk .. well show em.. back bone, stamina and the aid of a frame will see us through

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By *moothdick OP Man
over a year ago

stoke

"I don’t know where I live now

You should have a label, like Paddington Bear..

Will you draw me one

If he’s under 30, hide the crayons

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

I liked that thread. Found lots of perving material

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By *moothdick OP Man
over a year ago

stoke

"I liked that thread. Found lots of perving material

Good fun, wasn’t it ?.. I didn’t give time perv .. I was to busy wearing myself .. but I’ll have a perv now.. if I can remember where I’ve put my phone

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

I mainly just looked at the pictures, the conversation was too much like my job

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By *moothdick OP Man
over a year ago

stoke

"I mainly just looked at the pictures, the conversation was too much like my job

Lol.. hope u liked mine ... and I wasn’t to wrinkly and old lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They just don’t want us, these young en’s..

Little bastards don’t know they are born ... if I had my way, id empty my shit bag on their beans on toast ... "

I really want some beans on toast with brown sauce now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They just don’t want us, these young en’s..

Little bastards don’t know they are born ... if I had my way, id empty my shit bag on their beans on toast ... "
you talking about your local swingers club?

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By *moothdick OP Man
over a year ago

stoke

"They just don’t want us, these young en’s..

Little bastards don’t know they are born ... if I had my way, id empty my shit bag on their beans on toast ... you talking about your local swingers club?

No it’s a carry on from another thread that was closed due to its size ... it’s about getting to old and blocked from messaging ppl once yr over a certain age .. so we all ended up on a home, not wanted and smelling of piss .. lol

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Well that’s me buggered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning old timers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that’s me buggered

Your pants are already yellow, you may come in

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By *moothdick OP Man
over a year ago

stoke

Oh bugger

The amount of knock backs and profiles I can’t open due to my age .. it looks as though we should have our own threat room .. we are a big club lol

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By *moothdick OP Man
over a year ago

stoke

Morning cheeky, u old rascal.. u had yr oats this morning ...

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"Well that’s me buggered

Your pants are already yellow, you may come in

Phew...didn’t think I’d be accepted xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning cheeky, u old rascal.. u had yr oats this morning ... "

No, I had a smoothie dick, couldn’t find my teeth

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By *moothdick OP Man
over a year ago

stoke

"Well that’s me buggered

Your pants are already yellow, you may come in

Phew...didn’t think I’d be accepted xx"

As long as u r over a certain age where u can’t open profiles, yr welcome .. oh and over that age where u dribble from all orafices

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By *moothdick OP Man
over a year ago

stoke

"Morning cheeky, u old rascal.. u had yr oats this morning ...

No, I had a smoothie dick, couldn’t find my teeth

Who I say .. yr a cheeky minx .. only if I were younger . I’d have u over my knee and force feed u porridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning cheeky, u old rascal.. u had yr oats this morning ...

No, I had a smoothie dick, couldn’t find my teeth

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They're in the same glass as grannies

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Can I come In for a nosey while I rest my weary legs

I’m probably older than the lot of you youn uns

Lmao

Still got a wicked sense of humour tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it morning?

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By *moothdick OP Man
over a year ago

stoke

"Can I come In for a nosey while I rest my weary legs

I’m probably older than the lot of you youn uns

Lmao

Still got a wicked sense of humour tho"

Hun course u can cum in .. there should be no young ens in here .. disrespectful little bastards .. it’s cuz they’ve kicked us out of their modern world that we now languish in the home for the old wrinkley and all infirm .. come here and sit on my knee ..

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Hahaha do nt wanna break your legs with my fat arse luv

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By *moothdick OP Man
over a year ago

stoke

"Hahaha do nt wanna break your legs with my fat arse luv"

Watch u don’t sit on my bag

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

How am I going to get my pee bottle back. I liked that one

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By *ake it easy!Man
over a year ago

Burton

"im moving in with my kids.

gonna leave my clothes all over the floor and pots under the bed"

Don't forget to go out at midnight without telling them where your going

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By *moothdick OP Man
over a year ago

stoke

"How am I going to get my pee bottle back. I liked that one "

Pee bottle .. u posh tart, do like the rest of us, wee yrself .. now what av I come in here for ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What times bingo

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"What times bingo

Bingos cancelled as is strip tease snap

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Do we get a pianist once a week, playing our old hits to a jaunty bossanova backbeat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What times bingo

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two sexy cheeks....... 53

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By *moothdick OP Man
over a year ago

stoke

Looks like we’re all on a bus trip to Blackpool with a crate of brown ale near the driver ..

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

"Looks like we’re all on a bus trip to Blackpool with a crate of brown ale near the driver .. "

Ooohhhh a bus trip with us lot.

Better warn the driver

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