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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

What yer doin’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat with feet up in the lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Aving a barf

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sat with feet up in the lounge"

You’re commenting in the lounge with your feet?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sitting"

I’d quite like you kneeling. Or prostrated.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Watching Oceans 11 on Prime and occasionally browsing on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finished eating here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Aving a barf"

Oh no! Hope you’re ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just finished eating here "
. Oooh. Beat my dinner of fish finger wraps?!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Aving a barf

Oh no! Hope you’re ok."

Oh do you mean the washing type of bath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aving a barf

Oh no! Hope you’re ok."
. I think he may be being posh (bath!)

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Watching Oceans 11 on Prime and occasionally browsing on here

I recently rewatched 12 and 13!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying my best not to pass out!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Just finished eating here "

Who in the forums were you eating?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Yup!"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Contemplating why it takes someone so long to put up a thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting

I’d quite like you kneeling. Or prostrated."

Only my doctor gets to touch my prostrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Contemplating why it takes someone so long to put up a thread. "

Neeeeeeedy

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Trying my best not to pass out!

Self inflicted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at your profile pics now ...very sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well seeing as you are one hour behind me, getting pissed.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Contemplating why it takes someone so long to put up a thread. "

Is Tea overthinking a new thread?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sitting

I’d quite like you kneeling. Or prostrated.

Only my doctor gets to touch my prostrated "

I’m your new MD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilling, having a fabbing sesh....

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Contemplating why it takes someone so long to put up a thread.

Neeeeeeedy"

And boooooooby

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Watching Oceans 11 on Prime and occasionally browsing on here

I recently rewatched 12 and 13!"

Tomorrow night and the night after...the night after that I'll find my own Brad or George

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Looking at your profile pics now ...very sexy"

Awww you charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting

I’d quite like you kneeling. Or prostrated.

Only my doctor gets to touch my prostrated

I’m your new MD"

So thirsty

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Contemplating why it takes someone so long to put up a thread.

Neeeeeeedy"

Pfft Needy McNeedyArse.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Well seeing as you are one hour behind me, getting pissed."

Hour pleasure, cheers!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Contemplating why it takes someone so long to put up a thread.

Is Tea overthinking a new thread?"

Aww Tea.

No. Just a dork being dull.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Chilling, having a fabbing sesh.... "

Chillabulous

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By *ilverman2019Man
over a year ago

sligo

"Looking at your profile pics now ...very sexy

Awww you charmer"
wondering did u miss spell jazz lol

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By *attoo.GentMan
over a year ago

Electric Avenue

Showering!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Watching Oceans 11 on Prime and occasionally browsing on here

I recently rewatched 12 and 13!

Tomorrow night and the night after...the night after that I'll find my own Brad or George

I want baby affleck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Contemplating why it takes someone so long to put up a thread.

Neeeeeeedy

Pfft Needy McNeedyArse."

I work with someone from the boaty mcboatface comms team

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sitting

I’d quite like you kneeling. Or prostrated.

Only my doctor gets to touch my prostrated

I’m your new MD

So thirsty "

For you. Sure.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Contemplating why it takes someone so long to put up a thread.

Is Tea overthinking a new thread?

Aww Tea.

No. Just a dork being dull. "

Ahhh retweet.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Looking at your profile pics now ...very sexy

Awww you charmer wondering did u miss spell jazz lol "

Facepalm. That common opening comment gets instant delete!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Contemplating why it takes someone so long to put up a thread.

Neeeeeeedy

Pfft Needy McNeedyArse.

I work with someone from the boaty mcboatface comms team "

Do you feel pier pressure to live up to that?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Showering!

What shower gel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/08/19 19:58:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting

I’d quite like you kneeling. Or prostrated.

Only my doctor gets to touch my prostrated

I’m your new MD

So thirsty

For you. Sure. "

I'm 60% (stagnant) water

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Contemplating why it takes someone so long to put up a thread.

Neeeeeeedy

Pfft Needy McNeedyArse.

I work with someone from the boaty mcboatface comms team

Do you feel pier pressure to live up to that? "

There’s a semen joke here somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Contemplating why it takes someone so long to put up a thread.

Neeeeeeedy

Pfft Needy McNeedyArse.

I work with someone from the boaty mcboatface comms team

Do you feel pier pressure to live up to that? "

She's like a god to me

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Yes chillabing.... lols....

Is that like a billabong?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sitting

I’d quite like you kneeling. Or prostrated.

Only my doctor gets to touch my prostrated

I’m your new MD

So thirsty

For you. Sure.

I'm 60% (stagnant) water "

I’ll do a leptospirosis risk assessment

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Lounging on the sofa, watching tv, and the oven on with food

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Contemplating why it takes someone so long to put up a thread.

Neeeeeeedy

Pfft Needy McNeedyArse.

I work with someone from the boaty mcboatface comms team

Do you feel pier pressure to live up to that?

She's like a god to me"

Who? Meli?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chilling, having a fabbing sesh....

Chillabulous"

Yes, Chillabbing.....

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Lounging on the sofa, watching tv, and the oven on with food

Ooh what food? What food? I’m hungry. And thirsty apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying my best not to pass out!

Self inflicted?"

Haha, I guess you could say that. Does that mean I get less sympathy?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Chilling, having a fabbing sesh....

Chillabulous

Yes, Chillabbing.....

You wanna get some exercise.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Trying my best not to pass out!

Self inflicted?

Haha, I guess you could say that. Does that mean I get less sympathy?"

Totally does yer plum.

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Im reading this an writing in reply to what you asked

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Im reading this an writing in reply to what you asked"

HURRY UP

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

I’m

Taxiiiiiiiiii

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chilling, having a fabbing sesh....

Chillabulous

Yes, Chillabbing.....

You wanna get some exercise."

Always.... but my run time is at 0530....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Contemplating why it takes someone so long to put up a thread.

Neeeeeeedy

Pfft Needy McNeedyArse.

I work with someone from the boaty mcboatface comms team

Do you feel pier pressure to live up to that?

She's like a god to me

Who? Meli?"

She's a demi god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mid wank

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I’m

Taxiiiiiiiiii"

Beeep beeeep.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Contemplating why it takes someone so long to put up a thread.

Neeeeeeedy

Pfft Needy McNeedyArse.

I work with someone from the boaty mcboatface comms team

Do you feel pier pressure to live up to that?

She's like a god to me

Who? Meli?

She's a demi god"

Oh good. I'm such a Persephone. You'd be Poseidon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listening to Magic radio working my way through a bottle of gin

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Chilling, having a fabbing sesh....

Chillabulous

Yes, Chillabbing.....

You wanna get some exercise.

Always.... but my run time is at 0530....

Something about pork pies.

I’m quoting Blur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mid wank"

Who has a wank and stops halfway through to comment on a thread, oh you do Sir, carry on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting

I’d quite like you kneeling. Or prostrated.

Only my doctor gets to touch my prostrated

I’m your new MD

So thirsty

For you. Sure.

I'm 60% (stagnant) water

I’ll do a leptospirosis risk assessment "

Ok we get it, you're clever

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I'm late

Who’s the daddy?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Contemplating why it takes someone so long to put up a thread.

Neeeeeeedy

Pfft Needy McNeedyArse.

I work with someone from the boaty mcboatface comms team

Do you feel pier pressure to live up to that?

She's like a god to me

Who? Meli?

She's a demi god"

So true.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Mid wank"

Oooooft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Contemplating why it takes someone so long to put up a thread.

Neeeeeeedy

Pfft Needy McNeedyArse.

I work with someone from the boaty mcboatface comms team

Do you feel pier pressure to live up to that?

She's like a god to me

Who? Meli?

She's a demi god

Oh good. I'm such a Persephone. You'd be Poseidon."

Ok we get it, you're clever

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’m

Taxiiiiiiiiii

Beeep beeeep."

My chariot!

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By *attoo.GentMan
over a year ago

Electric Avenue

"Showering!

What shower gel?"

Original Source, Zingy Lime

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Contemplating why it takes someone so long to put up a thread.

Neeeeeeedy

Pfft Needy McNeedyArse.

I work with someone from the boaty mcboatface comms team

Do you feel pier pressure to live up to that?

She's like a god to me

Who? Meli?

She's a demi god

Oh good. I'm such a Persephone. You'd be Poseidon."

I wanna make a pee pee joke

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Listening to Magic radio working my way through a bottle of gin"

I’m so sorry, this sounds tragic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Contemplating why it takes someone so long to put up a thread.

Neeeeeeedy

Pfft Needy McNeedyArse.

I work with someone from the boaty mcboatface comms team

Do you feel pier pressure to live up to that?

She's like a god to me

Who? Meli?

She's a demi god

Oh good. I'm such a Persephone. You'd be Poseidon.

I wanna make a pee pee joke"

I take it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mid wank

Who has a wank and stops halfway through to comment on a thread, oh you do Sir, carry on."

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Mid wank

Who has a wank and stops halfway through to comment on a thread, oh you do Sir, carry on."

Not everyone cums as quick as you, Tame

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sitting

I’d quite like you kneeling. Or prostrated.

Only my doctor gets to touch my prostrated

I’m your new MD

So thirsty

For you. Sure.

I'm 60% (stagnant) water

I’ll do a leptospirosis risk assessment

Ok we get it, you're clever "

Who me?! Why, thank you retweet. Little ol me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in 'belly out' mode on the sofa

Just scoffed (probably) too much after eating not very much today

Bubble & squeak, scrambled egg, 2 veggie sausages, mushrooms, grilled beef tomato & a few spaghetti hoops

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Showering!

What shower gel?

Original Source, Zingy Lime

Tangy

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

In a car park waiting for a daughter.

She's late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chilling, having a fabbing sesh....

Chillabulous

Yes, Chillabbing.....

You wanna get some exercise.

Always.... but my run time is at 0530....

Something about pork pies.

I’m quoting Blur."

I’ve just been sooo busy lately....

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Contemplating why it takes someone so long to put up a thread.

Neeeeeeedy

Pfft Needy McNeedyArse.

I work with someone from the boaty mcboatface comms team

Do you feel pier pressure to live up to that?

She's like a god to me

Who? Meli?

She's a demi god

Oh good. I'm such a Persephone. You'd be Poseidon.

I wanna make a pee pee joke

I take it back"

Bastard.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I am in 'belly out' mode on the sofa

Just scoffed (probably) too much after eating not very much today

Bubble & squeak, scrambled egg, 2 veggie sausages, mushrooms, grilled beef tomato & a few spaghetti hoops"

My effing hero

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"In a car park waiting for a daughter.

She's late. "

Who’s the daddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm late

Who’s the daddy?"

Hahahahahahaha made me laugh!!!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"In a car park waiting for a daughter.

She's late.

Who’s the daddy?"

Poor joke, sorry.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Chilling, having a fabbing sesh....

Chillabulous

Yes, Chillabbing.....

You wanna get some exercise.

Always.... but my run time is at 0530....

Something about pork pies.

I’m quoting Blur.

I’ve just been sooo busy lately....

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I'm late

Who’s the daddy?

Hahahahahahaha made me laugh!!! "

Hurrah!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Just laughed at your Girth comment

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Just laughed at your Girth comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mid wank

Who has a wank and stops halfway through to comment on a thread, oh you do Sir, carry on.

Not everyone cums as quick as you, Tame"

Who’s been talking ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What yer doin’?"

Led in bed bored

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

"In a car park waiting for a daughter.

She's late.

Who’s the daddy?"

Don't even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What yer doin’?"

Chewing chewing gum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aving a barf"

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