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By *ustinmore OP   Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

So.

Keep passing pampas grass in front of houses. My misses says it's a swingers sign. I am not so sure.

True or false?

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Allegedly yes. But probably a myth.

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

For years I look for it and say swingers .. but where did it start from?

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By *iptonblokeMan
over a year ago

tipton

Any pampass grass west mids area ?? Lol does it need trimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus i bloody hope not. My mum and dad have one in there front garden and it was planted 45 years ago. And now shes 92. Ide better cut it down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2 in my back garden. What does that mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So.

Keep passing pampas grass in front of houses. My misses says it's a swingers sign. I am not so sure.

True or false? "

Nah. Usually just means your neighbours are old and haven't updated their planting since the 70s.

I know - I've got one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have pink pampus grass

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Someone needs to have a word with the York branch of Screwfix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So.

Keep passing pampas grass in front of houses. My misses says it's a swingers sign. I am not so sure.

True or false?

Nah. Usually just means your neighbours are old and haven't updated their planting since the 70s.

I know - I've got one"

Great answer

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"Allegedly yes. But probably a myth. "

Yes I think so.

When I was with my ex Mrs we had a huge one in our front garden.

Trust me you would never find anyone further away from being a swinger than my ex Mrs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same topic posted in swingers chat earlier.

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By *ustinmore OP   Man
over a year ago

aberdeen

Ok

I'll take it that it means nothing then....

At least that means 5 out 8 of my local neighbours are having no more fun than me

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Ok

I'll take it that it means nothing then....

At least that means 5 out 8 of my local neighbours are having no more fun than me "

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope not the old lady facing mine has a large one in her garden , maybe she's on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So.

Keep passing pampas grass in front of houses. My misses says it's a swingers sign. I am not so sure.

True or false? "

You can't catch me out. False, your misses definitely doesn't say that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's very true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a single guy on Fab, is it true that planting Pampas Grass will have the ladies flocking to my door?

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

I was told swingers used to plant it in their front garden so other swingers would know which house to call to on party nights. But i would guess by the law of averages there are alot of gardens or there with pampas grass who don't realise its deep dark secret

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I have pampas grass in my front garden.

It was there when I moved in.

Not sure if that proves or disproves your question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a single guy on Fab, is it true that planting Pampas Grass will have the ladies flocking to my door?"

No but if you put up a sign selling half price tampons they'll be queing up around the block.

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"So.

Keep passing pampas grass in front of houses. My misses says it's a swingers sign. I am not so sure.

True or false? "

People move! They don't take the grass with them.

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