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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

for rhyme, so if you post upon this page, and even if you get enraged.

Remember this,

must post in rhyme, or

I will getcha back next time.

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By *ellhatterMan
over a year ago

slough

is money . lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you have failed me bad my man,

gonna flush you down the pan!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

money is a funny thing

in yer pocket goes ding ding

n getcha fingers of that thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"money is a funny thing

in yer pocket goes ding ding

n getcha fingers of that thing!"
..And dunnit make ya wanna sing! The shine of a coin, the crumpled sound of a note..sure as hell gets my vote!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

can I put my hand in there?

n if there is a hole,

then share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rhyme, rhyme, rhyme

All the bloody time

In every thread I look

I'll put you in a grappling hook

But I see that you're in Spain

This rhyming hurts my brain

So i think i'll let you off

But next time i'll be on your ass like Boris Karloff .....(beating Bela Lugosi)

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

i logged into the forum to see

any threads interesting to me

i found this one

it seems to be fun

now off to the chinky for tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thank you meaty

for your line

I thought it was really fine

you really are a little sweety

can we make a peaceful treaty?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i logged into the forum to see

any threads interesting to me

i found this one

it seems to be fun

now off to the chinky for tea"

and what about me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a chinky really sounds like fun

take us with ya?

go on hun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I put my hand in there?

n if there is a hole,

then share?"
..its a fair request..but would i put to the test??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you think with me you dare to jest?

come this way

let me put it up yer vest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll sign your treaty on one condition,

Just hear me out on my diplomatic mission,

I want something that is easily got,

Something that takes only one shot,

A picture of you (mrs!) in a bent over position,

These are the terms, that is my condition

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry to hear you have a condition.

Perhaps we could go for nuclear fission?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you think with me you dare to jest?

come this way

let me put it up yer vest."

i..am...aghast!..my imagination...vast..so that 'invitation' i think i'll leave till last!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To rhyme

all the time

Is a crime...

Because prose

just flows

as it goes...

So Ill finish this post...

With what I love most...

A smile and a wave... How sublime...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the last line is a crime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you think with me you dare to jest?

come this way

let me put it up yer vest.

i..am...aghast!..my imagination...vast..so that 'invitation' i think i'll leave till last!"

you won't wait long,

I'm very fast.

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

An Ode To All the Fab Ladies

Hi Fab ladies it's time to choose

Be patient guys but do not snooze

She's curvy, sexy, intelligent and bright

She'll keep you entertained throughout the night

She'll dress to impress in silk and lace

And seduce you with her angelic face

She'll lure you in with her grace and guile

She's certainly a lady worth that extra mile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tried and tried

But it's just no use

to answer these threads

Without sounding obtuse

But try as I might

to make it rhyme

It just comes out...

..like shit..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've tried and tried

But it's just no use

to answer these threads

Without sounding obtuse

But try as I might

to make it rhyme

It just comes out...

..like shit..

It'll come in time ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rhyme time is over, I must have some dinner

If this was a game, you'd be the winner

And i'd be the loser with a capital L

Now please excuse me, I bid you farewell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An Ode To All the Fab Ladies

Hi Fab ladies it's time to choose

Be patient guys but do not snooze

She's curvy, sexy, intelligent and bright

She'll keep you entertained throughout the night

She'll dress to impress in silk and lace

And seduce you with her angelic face

She'll lure you in with her grace and guile

She's certainly a lady worth that extra mile"

Your rhyming is so very nice

inciting us to vice on vice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Farewell sweet meat

Enjoy your dinner.

You gotta eat

or you'll grow thinner. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Midwife offered good advice

but Mary never took it,

she fecked a butternut squash that much

she'd a fanny like a bucket

;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Midwife offered good advice

but Mary never took it,

she fecked a butternut squash that much

she'd a fanny like a bucket

;)

for a first attempt it is ok

but try again another day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

meat's made me hungy.

what the fook.

I'll move me arse

and go and cook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Midwife offered good advice

but Mary never took it,

she fecked a butternut squash that much

she'd a fanny like a bucket

;)

for a first attempt it is ok

but try again another day.

your words are taken in good jest

pray carry on your rhyming fest...

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Midwife offered good advice

but Mary never took it,

she fecked a butternut squash that much

she'd a fanny like a bucket

;)

for a first attempt it is ok

but try again another day.

your words are taken in good jest

pray carry on your rhyming fest...

;)

I'll try my best to rhyme in jest

or at least I'll try to hook it

If I fail twixt legs goes tail

And shout aloud "Oh FUCK IT!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Midwife offered good advice

but Mary never took it,

she fecked a butternut squash that much

she'd a fanny like a bucket

;)

"
..thats a mighty big 'bucket'..i'd be afraid to ****

it!!

..crude i know...but i am that low!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The train came thundering down the track

the boy let out a squeal

The driver took and oily rag

and wiped him off the wheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Midwife offered good advice

but Mary never took it,

she fecked a butternut squash that much

she'd a fanny like a bucket

;)

..thats a mighty big 'bucket'..i'd be afraid to ****

it!!

..crude i know...but i am that low!"

Not only low but also slow

That bucket that you won't fuck it

Will be the only offer to bite

And guess who's alone tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erasmus was a 'likely lad', charmed the girls and made em sad.

A ducker and diver, a scheming conniver..

A scoundrel and villain like no other...but who'd ever guess he'd sell his own mother!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't have the time

I don't have the patience

what do you take me for

My bleeding heart won't take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you don't have the time

I don't have the patience

what do you take me for

My bleeding heart won't take it"

Never mind the time

We know time is sparse

All I want to know is...

Do you take it up the arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you don't have the time

I don't have the patience

what do you take me for

My bleeding heart won't take it

Never mind the time

We know time is sparse

All I want to know is...

Do you take it up the arse?

Say my name, Bitch,

And I'll take it without a hitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you don't have the time

I don't have the patience

what do you take me for

My bleeding heart won't take it

Never mind the time

We know time is sparse

All I want to know is...

Do you take it up the arse?

Say my name, Bitch,

And I'll take it without a hitch!"

Testarossa, Testarossa

Will that be enough?

Can I now stick it up ya chuff???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you don't have the time

I don't have the patience

what do you take me for

My bleeding heart won't take it

Never mind the time

We know time is sparse

All I want to know is...

Do you take it up the arse?

Say my name, Bitch,

And I'll take it without a hitch!"

..oooh, such a chilly coldhearted witch!

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By *eamCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

was the night before christmas,

When all through the house,

Not a creature was stiring,

Not even a mouse,

With mom at the whore house,

And dad smoking grass,

I just settled down,

For a nice peace of ass,

When out on the lawn,

I heard such a clatter,

I sprung to my feet,

To see whats the matter,

When out on the lawn,

I saw a big dick,

I knew for a moment,

It must be saint nick,

He came down the chimney,

Like a bat out of hell,

I knew for a moment the fat fucker had fell,

He filled all our stockings,

With pretzels and beer,

And a big rubber dick,

For my brother the queer,

He rose up the chimney eith a thunderous fart,

The son of a bitch blew my chimney apart,

He swore and he cursed as he wrode out of sight,

And said piss on you all,

And have a hell of a good night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you don't have the time

I don't have the patience

what do you take me for

My bleeding heart won't take it

Never mind the time

We know time is sparse

All I want to know is...

Do you take it up the arse?

Say my name, Bitch,

And I'll take it without a hitch!

Testarossa, Testarossa

Will that be enough?

Can I now stick it up ya chuff???

After its been up there?

Wash it first!

Sometimes I dispair

You should know

I will have to finish you

Johnny-less, with a blow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you don't have the time

I don't have the patience

what do you take me for

My bleeding heart won't take it

Never mind the time

We know time is sparse

All I want to know is...

Do you take it up the arse?

Say my name, Bitch,

And I'll take it without a hitch!

Testarossa, Testarossa

Will that be enough?

Can I now stick it up ya chuff???

After its been up there?

Wash it first!

Sometimes I dispair

You should know

I will have to finish you

Johnny-less, with a blow!"

I'll was yours if you wash mine

Finishing in your mouth is fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you thought that you had killed this thread.

oh no

I've brought it back instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you thought that you had killed this thread.

oh no

I've brought it back instead.

Just in case I went out of my head as I was still lay in bed.

But there it was that dreadful fate, befell me which I shall now relate.

For you no well at least you outta no?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you thought that you had killed this thread.

oh no

I've brought it back instead.

Just in case I went out of my head as I was still lay in bed.

But there it was that dreadful fate, befell me which I shall now relate.

For you no well at least you outta no?????"

pray tell us quick

thou art too slow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you thought that you had killed this thread.

oh no

I've brought it back instead.

Just in case I went out of my head as I was still lay in bed.

But there it was that dreadful fate, befell me which I shall now relate.

For you no well at least you outta no?????

pray tell us quick

thou art too slow."

Hi ho hi ho tis off to work we go.

With a shovel and a pick and an all clean dick

Hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

don't tease me so

thou art a cad

I'll get ya for this

ya naughty lad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't tease me so

thou art a cad

I'll get ya for this

ya naughty lad!

all the best from mum and dad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

have to go and have a pee

this is just twixt thee and me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have to go and have a pee

this is just twixt thee and me

Tis fine tis fine is that with me. To up and leave to have a pee.

Make sure the curtains are closed to view of rest of street. OOOOOw yeah almost forgot and if your the fem of this profile online now then please make sure to stamp ya blimmin FEET! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you thought that you had killed this thread.

oh no

I've brought it back instead.

Never would I kill a thread

I'm sure you'll understand

I only went to bed you see

With something in my hand

It felt so big and smooth to touch

So I peeled back all the skin

I opened up and swallowed hard

And the 'nana just went in...

I chewed and chewed (thats masticating)

It was tasty on the tongue

When all at once i swallowed it

The 'nana then was gone!

"Only one thing left to do" I said

Off came the underpants

I scratched my balls and then lay down

And slept all night in bed!

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