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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke

Who’s joking this club recently.. when yr blocked from messaging cuz yr to old ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in "

Is there blankets and watery tea in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so in I’m on my way out

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By *r and Mrs B xxCouple
over a year ago

Chippenham

Us too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in

Is there blankets and watery tea in here "

There’s always water in my tea. What else do you make it with?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m so in I’m on my way out"

Fancy a nice watery tea Doc

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke

Only a few more to join and we can have tonight’s bingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m so in I’m on my way out

Fancy a nice watery tea Doc "

Will there be biscuits too and a nice tartan blanket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in

Is there blankets and watery tea in here

There’s always water in my tea. What else do you make it with? "

It’s normal Luke warm and weak looking when we get old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m so in I’m on my way out

Fancy a nice watery tea Doc

Will there be biscuits too and a nice tartan blanket? "

Oh yes definitely deary...come along, take your teeth out and relax, have a snooze and dribble on your chin

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll bring the Werther's

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke

The tea is weak, the toast is soggy and yr wee smells of diabetes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in

Is there blankets and watery tea in here

There’s always water in my tea. What else do you make it with?

It’s normal Luke warm and weak looking when we get old "

Unlike me who gets cold and weak looking

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I’m in

Is there blankets and watery tea in here "

Yes and a commode because that tea goes right through me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in "

Come sit with Doc and I on the blanket deary

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Do they do Horlicks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s joking this club recently.. when yr blocked from messaging cuz yr to old ? "

Yep. Sure am.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'm in "

But you’ve not even reached the point of no return yet!

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"I’m in

Is there blankets and watery tea in here

There’s always water in my tea. What else do you make it with?

It’s normal Luke warm and weak looking when we get old "

noooooo we both old and take our tea so strong the spoon stands up on its own in it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in

Is there blankets and watery tea in here

There’s always water in my tea. What else do you make it with?

It’s normal Luke warm and weak looking when we get old

Unlike me who gets cold and weak looking

"

I just widdle myself these days, god help me if I sneeze, my teeth go flying down the road at 100mph

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke

I’ll make u an Horlicks, with a tea bag.. now where’ve I put my spectacles

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Do they do Horlicks?"

Everything is liquid based in this club

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I’m in"

Ey up fella, long time no see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m so in I’m on my way out

Fancy a nice watery tea Doc

Will there be biscuits too and a nice tartan blanket?

Oh yes definitely deary...come along, take your teeth out and relax, have a snooze and dribble on your chin "

I’ve already done that. My post prandial nap was essential after chewing on a toasted sandwich for lunch. Fair wipes me out it did. Clearly not soggy enough

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke

Do I know u ... weren’t u married to Ethel ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do they do Horlicks?

Everything is liquid based in this club"

Teeth to be deposited at the door on entry

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I'm in

But you’ve not even reached the point of no return yet!"

How do you know

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I’m in

Ey up fella, long time no see "

Oi oi Ace, how you doing?

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"Do they do Horlicks?

Everything is liquid based in this club"

All liquid ... food, Bodley functions ... the lot

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve tried to explain that I’m rugged and life experienced, but apparently I’m not fooling anyone.

I’m in.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'm in

But you’ve not even reached the point of no return yet!

How do you know "

Okay okay multiple point of no return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in

Is there blankets and watery tea in here

There’s always water in my tea. What else do you make it with?

It’s normal Luke warm and weak looking when we get old

Unlike me who gets cold and weak looking

I just widdle myself these days, god help me if I sneeze, my teeth go flying down the road at 100mph "

If I sneeze my nasal hair whips me into submission and I just lose control of all bodily functions *sighs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m so in I’m on my way out

Fancy a nice watery tea Doc

Will there be biscuits too and a nice tartan blanket?

Oh yes definitely deary...come along, take your teeth out and relax, have a snooze and dribble on your chin

I’ve already done that. My post prandial nap was essential after chewing on a toasted sandwich for lunch. Fair wipes me out it did. Clearly not soggy enough "

Did you start eating it around 12ish and just finished it

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke

I was told I’d aged well and had a lived in face, by Doris in the corner ... then a 21 year nurse said I had face that had been squatted in ... bitch

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Oh my I’ve found a wrinkly club member that likes marmite. Hold me back as I drool down my string vest

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Who’s joking this club recently.. when yr blocked from messaging cuz yr to old ? "
.......PARDON.......

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Is there a commode?

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"Is there a commode?"

Commode ... are u at the stage of pissing yrself yet ? I think you’ve sneaked in here under the radar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in

But you’ve not even reached the point of no return yet!

How do you know

Okay okay multiple point of no return "

Good to see you round these parts again Ryan. Last time I saw you,you were recovering from one of Femme’s status shuffles, after posting a status asking to be shafted up your jacksie by some brute doing a Tarzan swing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told I’d aged well and had a lived in face, by Doris in the corner ... then a 21 year nurse said I had face that had been squatted in ... bitch "

Awwww She’s dear old Doris, bit deaf though in one eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in

But you’ve not even reached the point of no return yet!

How do you know

Okay okay multiple point of no return

Good to see you round these parts again Ryan. Last time I saw you,you were recovering from one of Femme’s status shuffles, after posting a status asking to be shafted up your jacksie by some brute doing a Tarzan swing."

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"I was told I’d aged well and had a lived in face, by Doris in the corner ... then a 21 year nurse said I had face that had been squatted in ... bitch

Awwww She’s dear old Doris, bit deaf though in one eye "

She just told me that yr foof is dripping like a fucked fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my I’ve found a wrinkly club member that likes marmite. Hold me back as I drool down my string vest "

All us old folk like marmite, it’s the only thing we can taste these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely us ! I need an afternoon nap most days!

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

I’m a member of the over 50s you can’t message us club so I’m in x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'm in

But you’ve not even reached the point of no return yet!

How do you know

Okay okay multiple point of no return

Good to see you round these parts again Ryan. Last time I saw you,you were recovering from one of Femme’s status shuffles, after posting a status asking to be shafted up your jacksie by some brute doing a Tarzan swing."

I’m actually still traumatised. Counselling costs have been horrendous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my I’ve found a wrinkly club member that likes marmite. Hold me back as I drool down my string vest "

Oh Cheeky, you’ve not met Ryan. He was famous for trying to entice women by putting ring doughnuts on his erect willy. Unfortunately they looked so good he ate them himself

He now sticks to Burgers

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Loads of people can't message us because they're too young.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told I’d aged well and had a lived in face, by Doris in the corner ... then a 21 year nurse said I had face that had been squatted in ... bitch

Awwww She’s dear old Doris, bit deaf though in one eye

She just told me that yr foof is dripping like a fucked fridge "

She said what now , I think you misheard her, she said” likes to keep her fudge in the fridge, to keep it cold”

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Oh my I’ve found a wrinkly club member that likes marmite. Hold me back as I drool down my string vest

All us old folk like marmite, it’s the only thing we can taste these days "

Taste? Oh I thought it was for bum massages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get my granny chariot soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in

But you’ve not even reached the point of no return yet!

How do you know

Okay okay multiple point of no return

Good to see you round these parts again Ryan. Last time I saw you,you were recovering from one of Femme’s status shuffles, after posting a status asking to be shafted up your jacksie by some brute doing a Tarzan swing.

I’m actually still traumatised. Counselling costs have been horrendous "

Terrible trauma - who would have suggested such a status I cannot imagine

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"I was told I’d aged well and had a lived in face, by Doris in the corner ... then a 21 year nurse said I had face that had been squatted in ... bitch

Awwww She’s dear old Doris, bit deaf though in one eye

She just told me that yr foof is dripping like a fucked fridge

She said what now , I think you misheard her, she said” likes to keep her fudge in the fridge, to keep it cold” "

Thanks hun, my earring isn’t what it use to .. only thing spirt out of my body now is ear wax

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Oh my I’ve found a wrinkly club member that likes marmite. Hold me back as I drool down my string vest

Oh Cheeky, you’ve not met Ryan. He was famous for trying to entice women by putting ring doughnuts on his erect willy. Unfortunately they looked so good he ate them himself

He now sticks to Burgers "

When I unhid my profile yesterday or the day before (I don’t remember now I’m old) I saw that photo and had a little chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get my granny chariot soon "

Oooooo ...look everyone a youngster

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Kendal

If there’s a ‘Stana’ to help with the stairs and the coffees hot then count me in....

??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was told I’d aged well and had a lived in face, by Doris in the corner ... then a 21 year nurse said I had face that had been squatted in ... bitch

Awwww She’s dear old Doris, bit deaf though in one eye

She just told me that yr foof is dripping like a fucked fridge

She said what now , I think you misheard her, she said” likes to keep her fudge in the fridge, to keep it cold”

Thanks hun, my earring isn’t what it use to .. only thing spirt out of my body now is ear wax "

I’m just hoovering my nose hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my I’ve found a wrinkly club member that likes marmite. Hold me back as I drool down my string vest

Oh Cheeky, you’ve not met Ryan. He was famous for trying to entice women by putting ring doughnuts on his erect willy. Unfortunately they looked so good he ate them himself

He now sticks to Burgers

When I unhid my profile yesterday or the day before (I don’t remember now I’m old) I saw that photo and had a little chuckle "

Good times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my I’ve found a wrinkly club member that likes marmite. Hold me back as I drool down my string vest

All us old folk like marmite, it’s the only thing we can taste these days

Taste? Oh I thought it was for bum massages "

Well you thought wrong deary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can this old nanny join? X

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Oh my I’ve found a wrinkly club member that likes marmite. Hold me back as I drool down my string vest

All us old folk like marmite, it’s the only thing we can taste these days

Taste? Oh I thought it was for bum massages

Well you thought wrong deary "

Pfffft

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I love driving really slowly, going to the shops on Saturday when all the working people go despite me having all week to get the shopping in. I enjoy being rude to people, forgetting that my glasses are on my head and wrecking the speakers on the tv because it’s at volume a million. I like complaining about the cost of putting the heating on, despite never turning it off even in a heatwave. I like random hair and I like complaining about any food other than mince in gravy and mash potatoes.

This is how I see my lovely not so distant future.

Oh I forgot to mention how much I love sitting on my super absorbent tartan rug.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm so old I'm blocked age wise by nearly everyone lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Can this old nanny join? X"

All oldies welcome

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm in

But you’ve not even reached the point of no return yet!

How do you know

Okay okay multiple point of no return

Good to see you round these parts again Ryan. Last time I saw you,you were recovering from one of Femme’s status shuffles, after posting a status asking to be shafted up your jacksie by some brute doing a Tarzan swing.

I’m actually still traumatised. Counselling costs have been horrendous "

I still attend therapy after one of Polo's random status shuffles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can this old nanny join? X"

Hello Kelly dear

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

[Removed by poster at 20/08/19 15:36:11]

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'm in

But you’ve not even reached the point of no return yet!

How do you know

Okay okay multiple point of no return

Good to see you round these parts again Ryan. Last time I saw you,you were recovering from one of Femme’s status shuffles, after posting a status asking to be shafted up your jacksie by some brute doing a Tarzan swing.

I’m actually still traumatised. Counselling costs have been horrendous

I still attend therapy after one of Polo's random status shuffles "

Does Polo still come on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in

But you’ve not even reached the point of no return yet!

How do you know

Okay okay multiple point of no return

Good to see you round these parts again Ryan. Last time I saw you,you were recovering from one of Femme’s status shuffles, after posting a status asking to be shafted up your jacksie by some brute doing a Tarzan swing.

I’m actually still traumatised. Counselling costs have been horrendous

I still attend therapy after one of Polo's random status shuffles

Does Polo still come on?"

No, he’s got s hole in him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[teeth Removed by poster at 20/08/19 15:36:11]"

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"[teeth Removed by poster at 20/08/19 15:36:11]

"

Hahahaha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm in

But you’ve not even reached the point of no return yet!

How do you know

Okay okay multiple point of no return

Good to see you round these parts again Ryan. Last time I saw you,you were recovering from one of Femme’s status shuffles, after posting a status asking to be shafted up your jacksie by some brute doing a Tarzan swing.

I’m actually still traumatised. Counselling costs have been horrendous

I still attend therapy after one of Polo's random status shuffles

Does Polo still come on?"

Not seen her for a few years now

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke

I remember when I could reach around the back to wipe... now I av to wait for the nurse to gown up and jet wash me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'm in

But you’ve not even reached the point of no return yet!

How do you know

Okay okay multiple point of no return

Good to see you round these parts again Ryan. Last time I saw you,you were recovering from one of Femme’s status shuffles, after posting a status asking to be shafted up your jacksie by some brute doing a Tarzan swing.

I’m actually still traumatised. Counselling costs have been horrendous

I still attend therapy after one of Polo's random status shuffles

Does Polo still come on?

Not seen her for a few years now "

Phew, least I can remove my steel underpants

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

How low do your balls have to swing to join.

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"How low do your balls have to swing to join.

"

Can u tuck em in yr socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in before it was ever a club..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How low do your balls have to swing to join.

"

Can you polish wooden floors with them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in

But you’ve not even reached the point of no return yet!

How do you know

Okay okay multiple point of no return

Good to see you round these parts again Ryan. Last time I saw you,you were recovering from one of Femme’s status shuffles, after posting a status asking to be shafted up your jacksie by some brute doing a Tarzan swing.

I’m actually still traumatised. Counselling costs have been horrendous

I still attend therapy after one of Polo's random status shuffles

Does Polo still come on?

Not seen her for a few years now

Phew, least I can remove my steel underpants "

Bet they’re rusty now

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke

The Akrows propping doris’s Tits up are playing havoc with the filling in my one tooth I have left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How low do your balls have to swing to join.

Can you polish wooden floors with them?"

I expect he can sling them over his back like a haversack

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"How low do your balls have to swing to join.

Can you polish wooden floors with them?

I expect he can sling them over his back like a haversack "

Look at link, he as back tits

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol


"How low do your balls have to swing to join.

Can you polish wooden floors with them?

I expect he can sling them over his back like a haversack "

I can teabag from a great height

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke

3 more new (old) comers and we can play bingo

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"3 more new (old) comers and we can play bingo "

Dont rush us....

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke

I best start jiggling me balls

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"How low do your balls have to swing to join.

"

Theres was a guy a few weeks back on a thread. Cant remember his name. Seriously he could tuck them in his bloody socks. True story

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I best start jiggling me balls "

Do you need an assistant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a sing song to music people under the age of 35 deem golden oldies.

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"I best start jiggling me balls

Do you need an assistant "

Who... yes plz, it’s been years since a lovely lady assisted me with my balls

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"3 more new (old) comers and we can play bingo "

43 down on your knees - not you _moothdick obviously. Unless you’re that way inclined

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"3 more new (old) comers and we can play bingo

43 down on your knees - not you _moothdick obviously. Unless you’re that way inclined"

Anything is a bonus at my age ...

On its own .... me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can this old nanny join? X

Hello Kelly dear "

hello cheeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can this old nanny join? X

All oldies welcome "

aww thank you x

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"Can this old nanny join? X

All oldies welcome aww thank you x"

Cum and joins us pet... do u smell of wee ..

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By *he massage manMan
over a year ago

filey


"I’m in

Is there blankets and watery tea in here

There’s always water in my tea. What else do you make it with?

It’s normal Luke warm and weak looking when we get old

noooooo we both old and take our tea so strong the spoon stands up on its own in it lol "

I am in ...... northy we know you like everything strong LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How low do your balls have to swing to join.

Can you polish wooden floors with them?

I expect he can sling them over his back like a haversack "

A Havernutsack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

When the clock struck midnight when I turned 40 I was blocked from loads of profiles.

Now I'm 44 Im Fab Ancient

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"In

When the clock struck midnight when I turned 40 I was blocked from loads of profiles.

Now I'm 44 Im Fab Ancient "

I wouldn’t block u babe

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"In

When the clock struck midnight when I turned 40 I was blocked from loads of profiles.

Now I'm 44 Im Fab Ancient "

You still look great though.

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"In

When the clock struck midnight when I turned 40 I was blocked from loads of profiles.

Now I'm 44 Im Fab Ancient

I wouldn’t block u babe "

Who said that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just back from the loo after my last post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How low do your balls have to swing to join.

Can you polish wooden floors with them?

I expect he can sling them over his back like a haversack

A Havernutsack"

A squirrel

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol


"I’m just back from the loo after my last post "

Did you make it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just back from the loo after my last post

Did you make it xx "

I had a little dribble

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"I’m just back from the loo after my last post

Did you make it xx

I had a little dribble "

I know, I can the wet patch on the back of yr frock ...

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke

Just had an accident ... went the loo and thought my piss was turning into a wank ... oh they were the days ... but only a wee ...

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

We both qualify x

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"We both qualify x"

Come on in ... take a seat, but not the one in the corner, that’s aurthers ... he’s been caught short

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By *odg123Man
over a year ago

southampton

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke

No walking in the day room with yr willies our, cuz u forgot to zip up

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol


"No walking in the day room with yr willies our, cuz u forgot to zip up "

No way

When your are age its aloud

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"No walking in the day room with yr willies our, cuz u forgot to zip up

No way

When your are age its aloud "

Aloud ? Well it don’t get proud anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can this old nanny join? X

All oldies welcome aww thank you x

Cum and joins us pet... do u smell of wee .. "

only on a sunday

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"Can this old nanny join? X

All oldies welcome aww thank you x

Cum and joins us pet... do u smell of wee .. only on a sunday "

U lucky devil .. that’s bath night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can this old nanny join? X

All oldies welcome aww thank you x

Cum and joins us pet... do u smell of wee .. only on a sunday "

or Thursday i can't remember its my age you know

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"Can this old nanny join? X

All oldies welcome aww thank you x

Cum and joins us pet... do u smell of wee .. only on a sunday

U lucky devil .. that’s bath night "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can this old nanny join? X

All oldies welcome aww thank you x

Cum and joins us pet... do u smell of wee .. only on a sunday

U lucky devil .. that’s bath night "

i know but my carer isnt happy

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"Can this old nanny join? X

All oldies welcome aww thank you x

Cum and joins us pet... do u smell of wee .. only on a sunday

U lucky devil .. that’s bath night i know but my carer isnt happy "

Fuck her ... we have to get the smell of wee of us

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke

We’ve all nodded off, aint wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can this old nanny join? X

All oldies welcome aww thank you x

Cum and joins us pet... do u smell of wee .. only on a sunday

U lucky devil .. that’s bath night i know but my carer isnt happy

Fuck her ... we have to get the smell of wee of us "

i know i mean onve a week what's her problem

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Can anyone else smell piss?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

You know they started to issue viarga to retirement homes? To keep the old guys from rolling out of bed

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"Can this old nanny join? X

All oldies welcome aww thank you x

Cum and joins us pet... do u smell of wee .. only on a sunday

U lucky devil .. that’s bath night i know but my carer isnt happy

Fuck her ... we have to get the smell of wee of us i know i mean onve a week what's her problem "

It’s young un love, young un’s, got no understanding.. little bastards will be old one day ... the smell of wee on yr clothes .. smells like victory

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"Can anyone else smell piss?"

Yr nose is to near yr trousers, young man

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"You know they started to issue viarga to retirement homes? To keep the old guys from rolling out of bed"

I rub it on my neck now ... just so I can moan at the carer’s that I have a stiff neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can this old nanny join? X

All oldies welcome aww thank you x

Cum and joins us pet... do u smell of wee .. only on a sunday

U lucky devil .. that’s bath night i know but my carer isnt happy

Fuck her ... we have to get the smell of wee of us i know i mean onve a week what's her problem

It’s young un love, young un’s, got no understanding.. little bastards will be old one day ... the smell of wee on yr clothes .. smells like victory "

this os true....back in my day we helped the old pfft oh well ...

.now wheres my zimma frame gone now

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"Can this old nanny join? X

All oldies welcome aww thank you x

Cum and joins us pet... do u smell of wee .. only on a sunday

U lucky devil .. that’s bath night i know but my carer isnt happy

Fuck her ... we have to get the smell of wee of us i know i mean onve a week what's her problem

It’s young un love, young un’s, got no understanding.. little bastards will be old one day ... the smell of wee on yr clothes .. smells like victory this os true....back in my day we helped the old pfft oh well ...

.now wheres my zimma frame gone now"

U watch u don’t trip over my bag of wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I’m getting old because now things that are new and perfectly useable, just aren’t right.... cos they are new...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can this old nanny join? X

All oldies welcome aww thank you x

Cum and joins us pet... do u smell of wee .. only on a sunday

U lucky devil .. that’s bath night i know but my carer isnt happy

Fuck her ... we have to get the smell of wee of us i know i mean onve a week what's her problem

It’s young un love, young un’s, got no understanding.. little bastards will be old one day ... the smell of wee on yr clothes .. smells like victory this os true....back in my day we helped the old pfft oh well ...

.now wheres my zimma frame gone now

U watch u don’t trip over my bag of wee"

ohhhh its yours is it? Thought it was my new perfume

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Can anyone else smell piss?

Yr nose is to near yr trousers, young man "

It’s a long time since I’ve been called young.

Your not trying to get in my undies are you?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*looks online to order something beige to wear for the STP on Saturday

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"Can this old nanny join? X

All oldies welcome aww thank you x

Cum and joins us pet... do u smell of wee .. only on a sunday

U lucky devil .. that’s bath night i know but my carer isnt happy

Fuck her ... we have to get the smell of wee of us i know i mean onve a week what's her problem

It’s young un love, young un’s, got no understanding.. little bastards will be old one day ... the smell of wee on yr clothes .. smells like victory this os true....back in my day we helped the old pfft oh well ...

.now wheres my zimma frame gone now

U watch u don’t trip over my bag of weeohhhh its yours is it? Thought it was my new perfume"

Diabetes piss aroma cologne... mmmmm it reminds me of sex

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"*looks online to order something beige to wear for the STP on Saturday "

With Velcro fastening shoes

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

We're in!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I've forgotten why I came in here

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I've forgotten why I came in here "
Love

Can I help with your zimmer frame?

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke

Where have u lot come from ..... is it Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this still going, I’d forgotten about it

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke

Are u new to the home x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are u new to the home x"

Who are you

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"Are u new to the home x

Who are you "

Watch where yr shuffling, u silly old moo.. you’ve tried on my wee back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can this old nanny join? X

All oldies welcome aww thank you x

Cum and joins us pet... do u smell of wee .. only on a sunday

U lucky devil .. that’s bath night i know but my carer isnt happy

Fuck her ... we have to get the smell of wee of us i know i mean onve a week what's her problem

It’s young un love, young un’s, got no understanding.. little bastards will be old one day ... the smell of wee on yr clothes .. smells like victory this os true....back in my day we helped the old pfft oh well ...

.now wheres my zimma frame gone now

U watch u don’t trip over my bag of weeohhhh its yours is it? Thought it was my new perfume

Diabetes piss aroma cologne... mmmmm it reminds me of sex "

sex whats that? Im too old for all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in "
God woman, that body........ You've been blessed

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"Can this old nanny join? X

All oldies welcome aww thank you x

Cum and joins us pet... do u smell of wee .. only on a sunday

U lucky devil .. that’s bath night i know but my carer isnt happy

Fuck her ... we have to get the smell of wee of us i know i mean onve a week what's her problem

It’s young un love, young un’s, got no understanding.. little bastards will be old one day ... the smell of wee on yr clothes .. smells like victory this os true....back in my day we helped the old pfft oh well ...

.now wheres my zimma frame gone now

U watch u don’t trip over my bag of weeohhhh its yours is it? Thought it was my new perfume

Diabetes piss aroma cologne... mmmmm it reminds me of sex sex whats that? Im too old for all that "

Come here I’ll show u sex is .... see the coal man there ... he use to deliver sex of coal to his posh customers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in just because I'm old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can this old nanny join? X

All oldies welcome aww thank you x

Cum and joins us pet... do u smell of wee .. only on a sunday

U lucky devil .. that’s bath night i know but my carer isnt happy

Fuck her ... we have to get the smell of wee of us i know i mean onve a week what's her problem

It’s young un love, young un’s, got no understanding.. little bastards will be old one day ... the smell of wee on yr clothes .. smells like victory this os true....back in my day we helped the old pfft oh well ...

.now wheres my zimma frame gone now

U watch u don’t trip over my bag of weeohhhh its yours is it? Thought it was my new perfume

Diabetes piss aroma cologne... mmmmm it reminds me of sex sex whats that? Im too old for all that

Come here I’ll show u sex is .... see the coal man there ... he use to deliver sex of coal to his posh customers "

oh not had sex of coal before...but then again im not posh

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"I'm in just because I'm old "

U got be senile as well ... and smell of wee and have yr dinner down yr nightie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in because I'm never done being told I'm old

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"Can this old nanny join? X

All oldies welcome aww thank you x

Cum and joins us pet... do u smell of wee .. only on a sunday

U lucky devil .. that’s bath night i know but my carer isnt happy

Fuck her ... we have to get the smell of wee of us i know i mean onve a week what's her problem

It’s young un love, young un’s, got no understanding.. little bastards will be old one day ... the smell of wee on yr clothes .. smells like victory this os true....back in my day we helped the old pfft oh well ...

.now wheres my zimma frame gone now

U watch u don’t trip over my bag of weeohhhh its yours is it? Thought it was my new perfume

Diabetes piss aroma cologne... mmmmm it reminds me of sex sex whats that? Im too old for all that

Come here I’ll show u sex is .... see the coal man there ... he use to deliver sex of coal to his posh customers oh not had sex of coal before...but then again im not posh "

U are posh .. u have a reenforced wee bag and Nikis loo roll

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke

All of u shhhhhh I’m trying watch bullseye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in just because I'm old

U got be senile as well ... and smell of wee and have yr dinner down yr nightie "

I don't wear a nightie

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I've just had a little sleep. True story

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Thought you was talking about cupid's then. How mean.??????????

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm not old and wrinkly but I am feeling fat, farty and fucked today...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fully signed up member here just waiting for my letter from the queen

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm not old and wrinkly but I am feeling fat, farty and fucked today... "

I'd do ya. Just let me catch my breath and I'll be right on it.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’ve just dropped out of an age bracket I think

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"I'm not old and wrinkly but I am feeling fat, farty and fucked today... "

U shouldn’t be having them mood swings at yr age .. ask nursie for some hrt patches .. oh and a coco

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"I’ve just dropped out of an age bracket I think "

Come join us .. on the dried up farm .. where the only thing that gets wet now is yr chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just dropped out of an age bracket I think "

As one bracket closes another opens up DC.

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By *agenta400Woman
over a year ago

All over the shop


"I’ve tried to explain that I’m rugged and life experienced, but apparently I’m not fooling anyone.

I’m in. "

All I can see is a Wolverine. Woof!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Who’s joking this club recently.. when yr blocked from messaging cuz yr to old ? "

I’m too young honey pot....

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By *agenta400Woman
over a year ago

All over the shop

Winciette nightie on, cocoa made, tucked up early.

Hell I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go on i am in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im old, im in

just been asked to role play mum/child by a 34 yr old cos i look like his mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im old, im in

just been asked to role play mum/child by a 34 yr old cos i look like his mum "

Well his mum must have impeccable genetics then.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Its just a number, those youngsters don’t know what they are missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv been in bed for an hour already....gone are the days of being up and partying till the early hours

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By *moothdick OP   Man
over a year ago

stoke


"im old, im in

just been asked to role play mum/child by a 34 yr old cos i look like his mum "

Cheeky whipper snappers .. got no respect ... in our day all way had to play with, was ???

What did we play with ..

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