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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do you take it?

And does anyone know what the fuck a flat white is yet?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milky coffees at home lattes out when trying to be posh 1 sweetner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drink far too much of the stuff, but usually, I'll have 4g, milk, 1 sugar, with a frothy top (if I can be bothered)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take mine as a caramel latte over ice, a flat white is a strong tripple shot coffee which is condensed and made with a textured milk with micro bubbles inside i make it for a living

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White with 1 sweetener thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I drink far too much of the stuff, but usually, I'll have 4g, milk, 1 sugar, with a frothy top (if I can be bothered)"

4g is very precise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flat white, 2 thirds coffee, 1 third milk, 1 third foam. barrista here

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum


"How do you take it?

And does anyone know what the fuck a flat white is yet?!"

Funnily enough, I asked at my coffee shop yesterday. Triple shot of coffee and hot milk apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I take mine as a caramel latte over ice, a flat white is a strong tripple shot coffee which is condensed and made with a textured milk with micro bubbles inside i make it for a living "

Nice try but I still don’t get it haha

Americano or espresso for me

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Latte with a double shot and no milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take mine as a caramel latte over ice, a flat white is a strong tripple shot coffee which is condensed and made with a textured milk with micro bubbles inside i make it for a living "

Spot on

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum


"Flat white, 2 thirds coffee, 1 third milk, 1 third foam. barrista here "

That makes 4 thirds? Not enough room in the cup!!!

Barista maybe, mathematician perhaps not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong and lots of it. Think I have a coffee fetish

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Black, third wave filter of some kind depending on the coffee.

If I'm not sure about the quality I'll have a latte because milk drowns horrible coffee.

Generally a flat white is stronger and less foamy than a latte.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flat white, 2 thirds coffee, 1 third milk, 1 third foam. barrista here "

4 thirds in total. Gotcha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flat white, 2 thirds coffee, 1 third milk, 1 third foam. barrista here

4 thirds in total. Gotcha "

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I used to have it NATO Standard...... milk and 2 sugars

Now I have it Julie Andrews..... white none.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Do more people drink coffee over tea?

Why isn’t the phrase fancy a tea the same as fancy a coffee more widely used? Is this down to consumption?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I drink far too much of the stuff, but usually, I'll have 4g, milk, 1 sugar, with a frothy top (if I can be bothered)

4g is very precise!"
5G is the future tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iced cappuccino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I take mine as a caramel latte over ice, a flat white is a strong tripple shot coffee which is condensed and made with a textured milk with micro bubbles inside i make it for a living

Spot on "

Youre spot on we could make some awesome coffees... among other things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do more people drink coffee over tea?

Why isn’t the phrase fancy a tea the same as fancy a coffee more widely used? Is this down to consumption?

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More coffee shops than tea shops i expect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"iced cappuccino "

With chocolate sprinkles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just like my men.

Very strong

Very sweet

Very creamy

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By *ftofJoyWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden

A flat white has less foam than a latte and the foam is of a smoother flatter texture. Hence the name Flat White.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Black americano. Extra shot. No milk, no sugar.

And lots of it.

I find if I have milk in coffee, I have to have sugar. Tastes weird otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you take it?

And does anyone know what the fuck a flat white is yet?!"
it's when you put your coffee on floor to answer phone and someone steps on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just like my men.

Very strong

Very sweet

Very creamy"

Forgot to add

Dark rich roast only lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extra hot latte with errrrrrrrmmmm 5 sachets of sugar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Extra hot latte with errrrrrrrmmmm 5 sachets of sugar "

?!?! I hope you have a good dentist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Extra hot latte with errrrrrrrmmmm 5 sachets of sugar "

5 SUGARS!!! You must be off your head all the time bouncing off the walls lol.

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By *oved Up 2Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Never touch the stuff. Tea, white, no sugar for me

Mrs x

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By *lex D.Man
over a year ago

London


"How do you take it?

And does anyone know what the fuck a flat white is yet?!"

Espresso or americano.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a flat white, enjoying more iced coffees at the moment though, bloody lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cappuccino and one sugar at home with milk and sweetener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw coffee out, add tea bag, milk no sugar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it to the sink and pour it out.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

Dark, strong and sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong, dash of milk, 1 sugar.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I'll have a Tea please Bob......

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I (Luke) can't stand coffee. It tastes horrible and it smells horrible. Yuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black and bitter!

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Black and bitter! "

....just like me....oh wait....I'm not bitter.....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I don’t drink the stuff.

However, what surprises is me now when your in a restaurant and the “oldies” (my parents or alike) and the conversation goes

O - can I have a coffee please

W - what type ?

O - just a regular coffee

W - yes but what type we have, latte, americano, espresso.... the list goes on

O - no idea just a coffee

W - yes but you have to tell me what type

O - like the sort you have at home, boil the kettle add to coffee, stir and serve

W - yes but what type is that

O - I don’t know, Nescafé ?

O - ok forget the coffee, I’ll just have a tea

W - no problem, what type of tea

Oldie’s head hits the table

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"I don’t drink the stuff.

However, what surprises is me now when your in a restaurant and the “oldies” (my parents or alike) and the conversation goes

O - can I have a coffee please

W - what type ?

O - just a regular coffee

W - yes but what type we have, latte, americano, espresso.... the list goes on

O - no idea just a coffee

W - yes but you have to tell me what type

O - like the sort you have at home, boil the kettle add to coffee, stir and serve

W - yes but what type is that

O - I don’t know, Nescafé ?

O - ok forget the coffee, I’ll just have a tea

W - no problem, what type of tea

Oldie’s head hits the table "

To True that one!!!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I don’t drink the stuff.

However, what surprises is me now when your in a restaurant and the “oldies” (my parents or alike) and the conversation goes

O - can I have a coffee please

W - what type ?

O - just a regular coffee

W - yes but what type we have, latte, americano, espresso.... the list goes on

O - no idea just a coffee

W - yes but you have to tell me what type

O - like the sort you have at home, boil the kettle add to coffee, stir and serve

W - yes but what type is that

O - I don’t know, Nescafé ?

O - ok forget the coffee, I’ll just have a tea

W - no problem, what type of tea

Oldie’s head hits the table "

I remember being in Australia and ordering "an ordinary coffee with milk" for somebody I was with. The server quickly said a couple of syllables I didn't recognise so I asked her to repeat it. She blurted it out again. The accent, the speed and the fact I was unfamiliar with the term meant it took several goes to understand her. Eventually she slowed right down and enunciated clearly. That was the first time I ever heard the term "flat white".

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's an ordinary coffee with milk" she said.

Sigh.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

For an ordinary coffee, order an Americano here (with milk on the side). Long black in other places (you won't get milk).

A latte is a good starter milky coffee drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to have it NATO Standard...... milk and 2 sugars

Now I have it Julie Andrews..... white none."

Whoppi Goldberg for me - black none

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By *easidegirlWoman
over a year ago

south shore

I only drink iced cappuccino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong coffee with no sugar x

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London


"I used to have it NATO Standard...... milk and 2 sugars

Now I have it Julie Andrews..... white none.

Whoppi Goldberg for me - black none"

Idris...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cappuccino or nothing lately. Gone off normal coffee

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Black filter at home

Soya cappuccino when out

No sugar thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a dos expresso cafe con leche con una acuzar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black, no sugar with a splash of cold water

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Black , no sugar

And extra strong

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Can't stand coffee.

If meeting in a coffee shop it's hot chocolate for me please.

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum


"I used to have it NATO Standard...... milk and 2 sugars

Now I have it Julie Andrews..... white none.

Whoppi Goldberg for me - black none

Idris... "

When was Idris a nun?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've entered the world of decaff....and some of it is ok! Who knew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flat white, 2 thirds coffee, 1 third milk, 1 third foam. barrista here "

Good job you're not a mathematician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just recently converted to espresso, or black americano.

Do love a coconut milk latte though too

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Latte with an extra shot here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flat white, 2 thirds coffee, 1 third milk, 1 third foam. barrista here

Good job you're not a mathematician "

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I like my coffee milky and sweet.

For a posh coffee it's latte, cappuccino or mocha depending on my mood.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Tea only at home. Latte or double espresso when out.

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