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 . Do we really need triple quilted , extra soft , smooth as silk, extra luxurious bog roll when its gonna end up with shit on regardless??
And that's not the worst part ...
It has instructions on the back !! Fuckin instructions. Are you having a laugh . Do Andrex think we're all a bunch of fucking retards .
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"It's all fun and games til 1ply rips and you're fingering yourself. " I just get normal toilet roll , I dont happy shopper bog roll either I agree . The cheap stuff just disintegrates the moment it touches your ass cheeks . Just get mid range normal shit paper  | |||
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"No pleasing some people...." I just fancied a rant  | |||
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"It's all fun and games til 1ply rips and you're fingering yourself. " Been there lol | |||
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"No pleasing some people.... I just fancied a rant "Some rants just can’t wait till Thursdays..... | |||
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"No pleasing some people.... I just fancied a rant
Some rants just can’t wait till Thursdays....."Indeed . Why be restricted, I dont play by the rules me | |||
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"No pleasing some people.... I just fancied a rant
Some rants just can’t wait till Thursdays....."Tis true.... | |||
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"No pleasing some people.... I just fancied a rant
Some rants just can’t wait till Thursdays..... Indeed . Why be restricted, I dont play by the rules me "Such a rebel | |||
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"What a shit arse post " | |||
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"No pleasing some people.... I just fancied a rant
Some rants just can’t wait till Thursdays..... Indeed . Why be restricted, I dont play by the rules me
Such a rebel"Always | |||
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"Could be worse. At least it’s not that tracing paper stuff " Omg in heaven they still do that? | |||
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff. Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 " Exactly my sentiments , spot on | |||
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff. Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 Exactly my sentiments , spot on "What I'm not getting is why you whining about it when you didn't pay for it.... | |||
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"No pleasing some people.... I just fancied a rant
Some rants just can’t wait till Thursdays..... Indeed . Why be restricted, I dont play by the rules me
Such a rebel Always "Viva la rebelootion!! | |||
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff. Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 Exactly my sentiments , spot on "Mate, I don't want my arsehole smelling of Aloe Vera or honeysuckle. Wtf do they make the paper try and smell nice. I don't want the paper cream coloured or with patterns on. | |||
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"I like to pamper my bum.....not tracing paper loo roll for me thanks.....call me stuck up!! Hahaha "Oh god that just took me back to Infant/Junior school. I soon learned that it was worth waiting for home time if I needed a dump. That Izal stuff was horrific. | |||
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"Could be worse. At least it’s not that tracing paper stuff " Or that awful blue variety that was often provided in Schools and which had the texture of particularly rough grade sandpaper | |||
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff. Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 Exactly my sentiments , spot on
What I'm not getting is why you whining about it when you didn't pay for it.... "Because its him that got it , you obviously haven't read some of my past threads about my lovely boss | |||
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff. Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 Exactly my sentiments , spot on
What I'm not getting is why you whining about it when you didn't pay for it.... Because its him that got it , you obviously haven't read some of my past threads about my lovely boss "My bad......I apologise  | |||
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff. Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 Exactly my sentiments , spot on
Mate, I don't want my arsehole smelling of Aloe Vera or honeysuckle. Wtf do they make the paper try and smell nice.
I don't want the paper cream coloured or with patterns on." you're a guy after me own heart | |||
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff. Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 Exactly my sentiments , spot on
What I'm not getting is why you whining about it when you didn't pay for it.... Because its him that got it , you obviously haven't read some of my past threads about my lovely boss "To clear up any further confusion. I'm not the OP's boss | |||
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"Fucking boss! " | |||
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff. Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 Exactly my sentiments , spot on
What I'm not getting is why you whining about it when you didn't pay for it.... Because its him that got it , you obviously haven't read some of my past threads about my lovely boss
My bad......I apologise "Haha it's all good Sweety xx | |||
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff. Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 Exactly my sentiments , spot on
What I'm not getting is why you whining about it when you didn't pay for it.... Because its him that got it , you obviously haven't read some of my past threads about my lovely boss
To clear up any further confusion. I'm not the OP's boss"I'd probably prefer you as my boss to be fair | |||
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"Could be worse. At least it’s not that tracing paper stuff Omg in heaven they still do that? " Yup, I’ve now got a print of Super Mario on my arse | |||
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" MrD Oh no, sainsburys luxury quilted here. It's as thick but softer than Andrex and no puppies were harmed in the making. A man deserves to be pampered while on his throne "My Daily Sport crossword will suffice | |||
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"When it runs out OP ask the boss for the £6 and tell her that you'll sort it your self. You can put food in one end, wait for it to come out the other, clean that end up and still have change for her. Don't forget the recipt" Except for it's a him | |||
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"When it runs out OP ask the boss for the £6 and tell her that you'll sort it your self. You can put food in one end, wait for it to come out the other, clean that end up and still have change for her. Don't forget the recipt Except for it's a him " must be a beard wearing hipster if he's buying that posh shit.
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"When it runs out OP ask the boss for the £6 and tell her that you'll sort it your self. You can put food in one end, wait for it to come out the other, clean that end up and still have change for her. Don't forget the recipt Except for it's a him
must be a beard wearing hipster if he's buying that posh shit.
Bet you get a hamper at Christmas don't you?"He is funnily enough. Do I get a hamper at Christmas?? Do I fuck !! I'm lucky to get Christmas day off !! | |||
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" Do Andrex think we're all a bunch of fucking retards . Rant over ." The instructions are there to avoid returds  | |||
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" Do Andrex think we're all a bunch of fucking retards . Rant over . The instructions are there to avoid returds "Oh dear | |||
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"I thought the instructions were there to cover their arses... "They get worse | |||
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"It's all fun and games til 1ply rips and you're fingering yourself. " exactly! And we’ve all been there!! | |||
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"Yall need too use nicky! Only £1:09 for 4 lovely soft rolls! "Smells though don't it? It's got that Aloe Vera stuff all over it | |||
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"My boss bought some bog roll for work earlier. Now , 2 things on this. Firstly, 6 quid for toilet roll . Do we really need triple quilted , extra soft , smooth as silk, extra luxurious bog roll when its gonna end up with shit on regardless??
And that's not the worst part ...
It has instructions on the back !! Fuckin instructions. Are you having a laugh . Do Andrex think we're all a bunch of fucking retards .
Rant over ."the correct way is left hand for that right hand for eating | |||
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"My boss bought some bog roll for work earlier. Now , 2 things on this. Firstly, 6 quid for toilet roll . Do we really need triple quilted , extra soft , smooth as silk, extra luxurious bog roll when its gonna end up with shit on regardless??
And that's not the worst part ...
It has instructions on the back !! Fuckin instructions. Are you having a laugh . Do Andrex think we're all a bunch of fucking retards .
Rant over .the correct way is left hand for that right hand for eating "But I'm left handed | |||
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"My boss bought some bog roll for work earlier. Now , 2 things on this. Firstly, 6 quid for toilet roll . Do we really need triple quilted , extra soft , smooth as silk, extra luxurious bog roll when its gonna end up with shit on regardless??
And that's not the worst part ...
It has instructions on the back !! Fuckin instructions. Are you having a laugh . Do Andrex think we're all a bunch of fucking retards .
Rant over .the correct way is left hand for that right hand for eating But I'm left handed "well you are as you would say fu#keroonied  | |||
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"My boss bought some bog roll for work earlier. Now , 2 things on this. Firstly, 6 quid for toilet roll . Do we really need triple quilted , extra soft , smooth as silk, extra luxurious bog roll when its gonna end up with shit on regardless??
And that's not the worst part ...
It has instructions on the back !! Fuckin instructions. Are you having a laugh . Do Andrex think we're all a bunch of fucking retards .
Rant over .the correct way is left hand for that right hand for eating But I'm left handed well you are as you would say fu#keroonied "True | |||
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"Washing your bum with water is the most clean and hygienic method and then a bit of loo roll to dry the wet area ...
"Oh and don't forget to wash your hands with soap at the sink | |||
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"It's all fun and games til 1ply rips and you're fingering yourself. " LOOOOOOOL I'm dead! | |||
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"Washing your bum with water is the most clean and hygienic method and then a bit of loo roll to dry the wet area ...
"Yeah but then the bog roll just sticks to your inner butt cheeks ?? | |||
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"It's all fun and games til 1ply rips and you're fingering yourself. " Nobody else will | |||
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"Try using water. Keeps your bum more clean "But how can you do that in a cubicle if in work? You’d have to get to the sink with no one seeing you, carry the water back in your cupped hand, try to open the cubicle door again with no spillage, then you’d have to get the water to your arse (droplets are all that’ll be left!) and then...then you’d end up with watery poo running down your leg AND wet trousers.... | |||
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"Washing your bum with water is the most clean and hygienic method and then a bit of loo roll to dry the wet area ...
Yeah but then the bog roll just sticks to your inner butt cheeks ??"so there IS toilet paper on Uranus.. | |||
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"Try using water. Keeps your bum more clean
But how can you do that in a cubicle if in work? You’d have to get to the sink with no one seeing you, carry the water back in your cupped hand, try to open the cubicle door again with no spillage, then you’d have to get the water to your arse (droplets are all that’ll be left!) and then...then you’d end up with watery poo running down your leg AND wet trousers....
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"I think the most satisfying wipe comes from a wet wipe. However, I watch the One Show from time to time and I saw that bit they did about the turtles and the dolphins and stuff so I don't use wet wipes anymore. Not even on my birthday." No don't use wet wipes! You can buy moist toilet tissues for a couple quid. They are designed to be flushed down the toilet so they degrade just like normal toilet roll
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"Don't take any chances with toilet tissue. Just fix a couple of kitchen roll holders horizontally next to the lavatory and use Plenty The Extra Big One or Regina Thirst Pockets depending on what's going down." Your plumbing system probably  | |||
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"Yall need too use nicky! Only £1:09 for 4 lovely soft rolls!
Smells though don't it? It's got that Aloe Vera stuff all over it"Not all of em no, the basic green ones don’t (I think)  | |||
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"Washing your bum with water is the most clean and hygienic method and then a bit of loo roll to dry the wet area ...
Yeah but then the bog roll just sticks to your inner butt cheeks ??"That's where your boss has it right with the quality loo roll.. Glides off the bum crack haha | |||
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"Washing your bum with water is the most clean and hygienic method and then a bit of loo roll to dry the wet area ...
Yeah but then the bog roll just sticks to your inner butt cheeks ??
That's where your boss has it right with the quality loo roll.. Glides off the bum crack haha
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"No pleasing some people.... I just fancied a rant
Some rants just can’t wait till Thursdays..... Indeed . Why be restricted, I dont play by the rules me "FFS no one told me there were rules!!! i gonna sit in corner and cry now i hate rules!!!!! | |||
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"Rushing upstairs to read the instructions on how to use toilet roll!!! Laughing out loud xx ty for this Sweary xx" Glad you enjoyed it  | |||
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"Yall need too use nicky! Only £1:09 for 4 lovely soft rolls! "Scented and makes my fanjo react in a way that's akin to walking with dense sandpaper in my happy hole Evil stuff from hell. P | |||
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"Yall need too use nicky! Only £1:09 for 4 lovely soft rolls!
Scented and makes my fanjo react in a way that's akin to walking with dense sandpaper in my happy hole
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"So you're complaining because your boss buys decent bog roll? Make a stand (or a sit!) and bring your own damn toilet roll in. Sheesh!
"I will be . Just decent Tesco shit paper is sufficient | |||
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"I can't fulling stand that tri quilted stuff. Neither do I want school type tracing paper or sand paper type nasty cheap stuff. Standard test is just fine. £1.80 for x4 Exactly my sentiments , spot on
Mate, I don't want my arsehole smelling of Aloe Vera or honeysuckle. Wtf do they make the paper try and smell nice.
I don't want the paper cream coloured or with patterns on."Your arsehole might want it | |||
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