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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can a sexy lady please lend her bum for a pillow for me, would be much appreciated, thank you in advance!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

P.S. will provide Lindt truffles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.S. will provide Lindt truffles!"

I’d do anything for a truffle cone place your weary head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.S. will provide Lindt truffles!

I’d do anything for a truffle cone place your weary head "

Come - bloody phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arse is definitely the right size , lay your little head down x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"P.S. will provide Lindt truffles!

I’d do anything for a truffle cone place your weary head "

*Snuggles up*

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Feel free, but I might fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.S. will provide Lindt truffles!

I’d do anything for a truffle cone place your weary head

*Snuggles up*"

No dribbling though please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel free, but I might fart"

That's not very lady like

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Feel free, but I might fart

That's not very lady like"

all ladies fart.....

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here


"Feel free, but I might fart

That's not very lady like"

Who says I’m a lady? I was clearly dragged through the gutter

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here


"Feel free, but I might fart

That's not very lady like

all ladies fart..... "

Shush, it’s secret!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel free, but I might fart

That's not very lady like

all ladies fart.....

Shush, it’s secret!"

A woman in Dudley let it out.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here


"Feel free, but I might fart

That's not very lady like

all ladies fart.....

Shush, it’s secret!

A woman in Dudley let it out."

Can’t believe she did that, typical someone letting the side down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel free, but I might fart

That's not very lady like

all ladies fart.....

Shush, it’s secret!

A woman in Dudley let it out.

Can’t believe she did that, typical someone letting the side down"

That's Dudley for you. Rumour has it they use the jelly in pork pies as lube.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Feel free, but I might fart

That's not very lady like

all ladies fart.....

Shush, it’s secret!"

sorry.....missed that memo....

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here


"Feel free, but I might fart

That's not very lady like

all ladies fart.....

Shush, it’s secret!

A woman in Dudley let it out.

Can’t believe she did that, typical someone letting the side down

That's Dudley for you. Rumour has it they use the jelly in pork pies as lube."

How bizarre, I always thought lurpack was best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can a sexy lady please lend her bum for a pillow for me, would be much appreciated, thank you in advance!"

If you did that your head would slip and get stuck rest on boobs instead, as the song says everyone needs a bosom for a pillow lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see ladies in a front got you first so what can I do beside wishing you sweet dreams...a kiss for goodnight xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel free, but I might fart

That's not very lady like

all ladies fart.....

Shush, it’s secret!

sorry.....missed that memo.... "

Ladies also don't poop if you didn't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel free, but I might fart

That's not very lady like

all ladies fart.....

Shush, it’s secret!

sorry.....missed that memo....

Ladies also don't poop if you didn't know "

And we always smell daisies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you all, and good night

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