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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm poorly and bored so let's see if we can get this to 175 before 9pm. (from previous attempts by others at this I'm not that hopeful)

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By *ub and his cougarCouple
over a year ago

somewhere local

I’ll make it 2

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Bless ya Lorna! Sorry you’re not well x

We will do it for you

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Hope you get better soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Is Ash looking after you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bless ya Lorna! Sorry you’re not well x

We will do it for you "

Knew I could count on you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is Ash looking after you? "

No! He's in London but will be here tomorrow.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Awe sorry to hear you’re poorly lovely - feel better soon ( gotta be better for your hols!!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you feel better soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hola

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awe sorry to hear you’re poorly lovely - feel better soon ( gotta be better for your hols!!) "

Oh ta DC.

I'm sure I will be fine by then. Give it 2 to 3 days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel better soon, op

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

It's starting to move now let's keep it going

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hope you feel better soon x"

Thank you. I'm not ashamed to say I want attention and sympathy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feel better soon, op "

Thanks lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's starting to move now let's keep it going"

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Get well soon op x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get well soon op x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Im just starting out with bareback anal. What's the best way at cleaning out first? Always slight trepidation when he pulls hiss cock out to see what sort of mess there is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

45 mins to go

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Come here, I’ll mop your fevered brow and peel you grapes. You’re not contagious are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big snogs to you x

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Just one more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im just starting out with bareback anal. What's the best way at cleaning out first? Always slight trepidation when he pulls hiss cock out to see what sort of mess there is? "

Shove to hose of the shower up there!

A friend does that!

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Sending you hugs and best wishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to help and hope you feel better soon xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Come here, I’ll mop your fevered brow and peel you grapes. You’re not contagious are you? "

Nope, you can't catch this. And no I'm not pregnant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice to see you again, hope you are feeling better now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy to help and hope you feel better soon xx"

Oh my favourite lady crush! Feeling better all ready.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big snogs to you x"

An offer I will not refuse.

Pucker up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big snogs to you x

An offer I will not refuse.

Pucker up. "

little bit of tongue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy to help and hope you feel better soon xx

Oh my favourite lady crush! Feeling better all ready. "

Why thank you Lorna

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big snogs to you x

An offer I will not refuse.

Pucker up.

little bit of tongue?"

Would be rude not too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are awful in bed, fact

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Im just starting out with bareback anal. What's the best way at cleaning out first? Always slight trepidation when he pulls hiss cock out to see what sort of mess there is?

Shove to hose of the shower up there!

A friend does that! "

I guess that should work safely with a low enough flow rate. Does anyone change their diet when they know they have a anal session soon?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Come here, I’ll mop your fevered brow and peel you grapes. You’re not contagious are you?

Nope, you can't catch this. And no I'm not pregnant! "

This is exactly how rumours start! . You’re not pregnant you say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get well soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big snogs to you x

An offer I will not refuse.

Pucker up.

little bit of tongue?

Would be rude not too. "

You two need to come to Kent soon! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women are awful in bed, fact "

Well if you said it, it must be true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are awful in bed, fact

Well if you said it, it must be true! "

It's based on centuries of experience actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Come here, I’ll mop your fevered brow and peel you grapes. You’re not contagious are you?

Nope, you can't catch this. And no I'm not pregnant!

This is exactly how rumours start! . You’re not pregnant you say? "

Haha. I'd already had several messages asking me if I was so this was my attempt to clear it up but I'm not sure it helped!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women have it easy here

and their shoes are shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women are awful in bed, fact

Well if you said it, it must be true!

It's based on centuries of experience actually "

Well I have to say you look good for a guy that's had centuries of experience.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women have it easy here

and their shoes are shit"

I quite agree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are awful in bed, fact

Well if you said it, it must be true!

It's based on centuries of experience actually

Well I have to say you look good for a guy that's had centuries of experience. "

It's because I haven't slept with many women

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big snogs to you x

An offer I will not refuse.

Pucker up.

little bit of tongue?

Would be rude not too.

You two need to come to Kent soon! X"

Oh well its not far from London. So if you fancy a trip to the big smoke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women have it easy here

and their shoes are shit

I quite agree! "

No you don't

You're just being contraversial cos ur poorly sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big snogs to you x

An offer I will not refuse.

Pucker up.

little bit of tongue?

Would be rude not too.

You two need to come to Kent soon! X

Oh well its not far from London. So if you fancy a trip to the big smoke! "

Yes will arrange that , be good to see you again x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women have it easy here

and their shoes are shit

I quite agree!

No you don't

You're just being contraversial cos ur poorly sick "

You got me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big snogs to you x

An offer I will not refuse.

Pucker up.

little bit of tongue?

Would be rude not too.

You two need to come to Kent soon! X

Oh well its not far from London. So if you fancy a trip to the big smoke!

Yes will arrange that , be good to see you again x"

Yay! Feeling better already. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

53

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to help

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy to help "

You are the best. Just killing time till guess who part 5!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy to help "

Don't do that, you will get banned, trust me, I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy to help

Don't do that, you will get banned, trust me, I know "

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Just one more "

I laugh every time I see your yellow pants

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Need to keep this moveing if to hit 175

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy to help

Don't do that, you will get banned, trust me, I know "

Oh gosh!

I was just being helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

65

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy to help

Don't do that, you will get banned, trust me, I know

"

Auto ban, the site assumes you're a bot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy to help

You are the best. Just killing time till guess who part 5! "

it's coming don't worry, just sorting some food, I won't leave you hanging

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Ate we there yet

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Come here, I’ll mop your fevered brow and peel you grapes. You’re not contagious are you?

Nope, you can't catch this. And no I'm not pregnant!

This is exactly how rumours start! . You’re not pregnant you say?

Haha. I'd already had several messages asking me if I was so this was my attempt to clear it up but I'm not sure it helped! "

I would never ask such a personal question! Pm me babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy to help

Don't do that, you will get banned, trust me, I know

Auto ban, the site assumes you're a bot."

I'm not pretty enough to be a bot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Need to keep this moveing if to hit 175"

Have you considered becoming a motivational speaker?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Come here, I’ll mop your fevered brow and peel you grapes. You’re not contagious are you?

Nope, you can't catch this. And no I'm not pregnant!

This is exactly how rumours start! . You’re not pregnant you say?

Haha. I'd already had several messages asking me if I was so this was my attempt to clear it up but I'm not sure it helped!

I would never ask such a personal question! Pm me babe "

Love you babs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy to help

You are the best. Just killing time till guess who part 5!

it's coming don't worry, just sorting some food, I won't leave you hanging "

Oh I'm excited!

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Here to help get you that 175

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For every pair of boobs I get inboxed I will comment annadd to this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here to help get you that 175 "

Well thank goodness for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bumpy bump bump

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For every pair of boobs I get inboxed I will comment annadd to this thread. "

Come on lady's, take one for the team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

23 minutes! Come on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy to help

You are the best. Just killing time till guess who part 5!

it's coming don't worry, just sorting some food, I won't leave you hanging

Oh I'm excited! "

You're definitely one of my most enthusiastic players

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bumpy bump bump "

I thought I'd made it very clear.

I'm not pregnant!

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By *reeMan
over a year ago

Paisley

What number are we up too?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

This thread isn't filling up fast enough.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"23 minutes! Come on!! "

Nice tits Ru.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"23 minutes! Come on!!

Nice tits Ru. "

Agreed

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Bumpy bump bump

I thought I'd made it very clear.

I'm not pregnant! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread isn't filling up fast enough."

Not like you when you went to that club right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bumpy bump bump

I thought I'd made it very clear.

I'm not pregnant! "

Ooooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread isn't filling up fast enough.

Not like you when you went to that club right? "

Meli! And here's me thinking you were saving yourself for me!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"23 minutes! Come on!!

Nice tits Ru.

Agreed "

Not only are you the second keeper of secrets, you're also wise and with a great arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To clarify I meant all women are bad in bed because they steal all the duvet and push you off the edge. Their sexual skills are unqeusronalgl, unlike my spelling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"23 minutes! Come on!!

Nice tits Ru.

Agreed

Not only are you the second keeper of secrets, you're also wise and with a great arse."

Also agreed

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"23 minutes! Come on!!

Nice tits Ru.

Agreed "

I agree as well

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"This thread isn't filling up fast enough.

Not like you when you went to that club right? "

This. Is. So. Funny.

*applause. All the applause.*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"23 minutes! Come on!!

Nice tits Ru.

Agreed

Not only are you the second keeper of secrets, you're also wise and with a great arse."

Don't call the J-Dog an arse! He'll be really offended!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To clarify I meant all women are bad in bed because they steal all the duvet and push you off the edge. Their sexual skills are unqeusronalgl, unlike my spelling!"

Slander!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can do it if we B&Q it!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"This thread isn't filling up fast enough.

Not like you when you went to that club right?

Meli! And here's me thinking you were saving yourself for me! "

Look, I'll keep my lesbian side for you for a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To clarify I meant all women are bad in bed because they steal all the duvet and push you off the edge. Their sexual skills are unqeusronalgl, unlike my spelling!"

Oh yes I definitely do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"23 minutes! Come on!!

Nice tits Ru.

Agreed

Not only are you the second keeper of secrets, you're also wise and with a great arse.

Don't call the J-Dog an arse! He'll be really offended! "

Compliment his arse though...he likes that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we close yet??

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Number 101

Hope your feeling better soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S Meli is smelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We can do it if we B&Q it! "

I got lost in B&Q once. I've never felt so much like a girl in my whole life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"23 minutes! Come on!!

Nice tits Ru.

Agreed

Not only are you the second keeper of secrets, you're also wise and with a great arse.

Don't call the J-Dog an arse! He'll be really offended!

Compliment his arse though...he likes that... "

If someone doesn't change "compliment" for "fuck" imma be disappointed...I'm looking at you Rubi

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I'll help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread isn't filling up fast enough.

Not like you when you went to that club right?

Meli! And here's me thinking you were saving yourself for me!

Look, I'll keep my lesbian side for you for a bit. "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"23 minutes! Come on!!

Nice tits Ru.

Agreed

Not only are you the second keeper of secrets, you're also wise and with a great arse.

Don't call the J-Dog an arse! He'll be really offended!

Compliment his arse though...he likes that... "

I've never seen it. But if you say it is, it must be glorious.

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

Are we there yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Number 101

Hope your feeling better soon xx"

Thank you.

This thread is keeping me very entertained and giving me more material for the guess who game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"23 minutes! Come on!!

Nice tits Ru.

Agreed

Not only are you the second keeper of secrets, you're also wise and with a great arse.

Don't call the J-Dog an arse! He'll be really offended!

Compliment his arse though...he likes that...

If someone doesn't change "compliment" for "fuck" imma be disappointed...I'm looking at you Rubi "

Me? I'm too sweet and innocent for that kinda talk!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"This thread isn't filling up fast enough.

Not like you when you went to that club right?

Meli! And here's me thinking you were saving yourself for me!

Look, I'll keep my lesbian side for you for a bit. "

Gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll help "

Great, grab a gun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we there yet?"

Soon....

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"This thread isn't filling up fast enough.

Not like you when you went to that club right?

Meli! And here's me thinking you were saving yourself for me!

Look, I'll keep my lesbian side for you for a bit.

"

Could still do with that message with a happy ending for the wife lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"23 minutes! Come on!!

Nice tits Ru.

Agreed

Not only are you the second keeper of secrets, you're also wise and with a great arse.

Don't call the J-Dog an arse! He'll be really offended!

Compliment his arse though...he likes that...

I've never seen it. But if you say it is, it must be glorious."

It's fucking stupendous Meli!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

See if you can crack the code sequence:

A.

Mr.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

B.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

C.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"P.S Meli is smelly "

I smell like Dove soap, I get through a bar way too quickly. You have great squishy boobs Lemonella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We can do it if we B&Q it!

I got lost in B&Q once. I've never felt so much like a girl in my whole life "

It's a big place so I'm not surprised! I'm glad you got out alive

I could live in B&Q with all their fancy little display rooms just going to waste I could have about 10 bathrooms, bedrooms and kitchens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll deliver a pack of choc hobnobs to whoever is no 175

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread isn't filling up fast enough.

Not like you when you went to that club right?

Meli! And here's me thinking you were saving yourself for me!

Look, I'll keep my lesbian side for you for a bit.

Could still do with that message with a happy ending for the wife lol"

Just warming the oil now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll help

Great, grab a gun. "

Oops, I meant to send that to my criminal friends group chat

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"I'll help

Great, grab a gun. "

Ooh I think my aim will be shocking. Take cover just in case.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Lorna, you feeling better yet? It's been at least 30 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll deliver a pack of choc hobnobs to whoever is no 175"

Hobnobs you say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We can do it if we B&Q it!

I got lost in B&Q once. I've never felt so much like a girl in my whole life

It's a big place so I'm not surprised! I'm glad you got out alive

I could live in B&Q with all their fancy little display rooms just going to waste I could have about 10 bathrooms, bedrooms and kitchens! "

Yeah but their toilets aren't connected, you'd have to scoop your poop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll deliver a pack of choc hobnobs to whoever is no 175"

Oohhh. What an offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll deliver a pack of choc hobnobs to whoever is no 175"

Chocolate hobnobs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lorna, you feeling better yet? It's been at least 30 minutes."

Nope! I will be in 15 minutes.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"We can do it if we B&Q it!

I got lost in B&Q once. I've never felt so much like a girl in my whole life

It's a big place so I'm not surprised! I'm glad you got out alive

I could live in B&Q with all their fancy little display rooms just going to waste I could have about 10 bathrooms, bedrooms and kitchens!

Yeah but their toilets aren't connected, you'd have to scoop your poop "

You could just pop down the aisle and pick up some refuse sacks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15 minutes left !

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Mmmm chocolate

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

133 hope you get better soon lorna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want my chocolate Hobnobs dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We can do it if we B&Q it!

I got lost in B&Q once. I've never felt so much like a girl in my whole life

It's a big place so I'm not surprised! I'm glad you got out alive

I could live in B&Q with all their fancy little display rooms just going to waste I could have about 10 bathrooms, bedrooms and kitchens!

Yeah but their toilets aren't connected, you'd have to scoop your poop

You could just pop down the aisle and pick up some refuse sacks. "

This isn't your first rodeo is it?

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Go on, I'll stick my oar in!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Lorna, you feeling better yet? It's been at least 30 minutes.

Nope! I will be in 15 minutes. "

You might have exhausted yourseld with all your guessing earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.S Meli is smelly

I smell like Dove soap, I get through a bar way too quickly. You have great squishy boobs Lemonella."

I slipped and fell in my shower on Dove soap (I don't know why I thought it was a good idea to rub soap on my soles) so I'm afraid if we ever meet your scent will trigger me and I will have flashbacks and start screaming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want my chocolate nobs dammit "

Do you mean dipped in chocolate

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"We can do it if we B&Q it!

I got lost in B&Q once. I've never felt so much like a girl in my whole life

It's a big place so I'm not surprised! I'm glad you got out alive

I could live in B&Q with all their fancy little display rooms just going to waste I could have about 10 bathrooms, bedrooms and kitchens!

Yeah but their toilets aren't connected, you'd have to scoop your poop

You could just pop down the aisle and pick up some refuse sacks.

This isn't your first rodeo is it? "

Nah. Totally mapped out living in Homebase complete with waste disposal system.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Number 101

Hope your feeling better soon xx

Thank you.

This thread is keeping me very entertained and giving me more material for the guess who game. "

I thought that was done

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Got to love vodka paid for by the company

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"P.S Meli is smelly

I smell like Dove soap, I get through a bar way too quickly. You have great squishy boobs Lemonella.

I slipped and fell in my shower on Dove soap (I don't know why I thought it was a good idea to rub soap on my soles) so I'm afraid if we ever meet your scent will trigger me and I will have flashbacks and start screaming. "

That's fine, I'll just fap from a distance. We could get walkie talkies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Yeah but their toilets aren't connected, you'd have to scoop your poop

You could just pop down the aisle and pick up some refuse sacks.

This isn't your first rodeo is it? "

I'm sure there would be someone on Fab willing to clean up our poo in B&Q

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got any Malteasers?

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Nope bet I've got squishems!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Not far to go now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.S Meli is smelly

I smell like Dove soap, I get through a bar way too quickly. You have great squishy boobs Lemonella.

I slipped and fell in my shower on Dove soap (I don't know why I thought it was a good idea to rub soap on my soles) so I'm afraid if we ever meet your scent will trigger me and I will have flashbacks and start screaming.

That's fine, I'll just fap from a distance. We could get walkie talkies! "

Roger Roger

Meli has nice boobs that make me tug on my todger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope bet I've got squishems! "

What now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Yeah but their toilets aren't connected, you'd have to scoop your poop

You could just pop down the aisle and pick up some refuse sacks.

This isn't your first rodeo is it?

I'm sure there would be someone on Fab willing to clean up our poo in B&Q "

Well that's enough of reading your posts for today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want my chocolate nobs dammit

Do you mean dipped in chocolate "

Yes!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Stubbed my toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just saw a dog.

I love dogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Yeah but their toilets aren't connected, you'd have to scoop your poop

You could just pop down the aisle and pick up some refuse sacks.

This isn't your first rodeo is it?

I'm sure there would be someone on Fab willing to clean up our poo in B&Q

Well that's enough of reading your posts for today! "

I still haven't used my Lure and Bite The Juicy Balls. Are you scared?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stubbed my toe"

Oh that's horrible. You poor love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're getting there

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

D.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in!"

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Not far off now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Malteasers? Anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"D. "

Is it the 3 times table?

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli is s_eli

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm in!"

Aww your white knight is here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stubbed my toe"

I'll kiss it better, as long as I can start from your neck and make my way down

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Stubbed my toe

Oh that's horrible. You poor love. "

Fanx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in!

Aww your white knight is here!"

Took his bloody time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont panic i have arrived to contribute to this very important post. Announcement over. As you were!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Anyone got any Malteasers?"

I have! I struggle to share them though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meli is s_eli"

Oh it's starting to catch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Malteasers? Anyone?"

I've got some revels?

You can pick the biguns out and hope they're malteasers if you want

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"I'm in!

"

I like to make a late entrance!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Stubbed my toe

I'll kiss it better, as long as I can start from your neck and make my way down "

I won’t want you to go past my cunt though. Just stay there...

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

ARE WE THERE YET??

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Not meny left to go let's do it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Meli is s_eli"

Retweet really loves sexy feet

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I've just ate 2 bags of beef space raiders. Only about 6 of the bloody things in each bag x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucking did it!

I was number 175!

Bring me my Hobnobs!

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