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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi guys, when you go in a coffee shop and they ask for your name to write on the cup have you had any hilarious anecdotes where they got your name wrong. For example my mate Phil had ‘Fill’ written on his, oh how we laughed. Fill didn’t he was fuming.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dash can you start a Part 2 when this reaches 175, cause I’m off to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good coffee shops everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good coffee shops everyone. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on my way to Scotland and stopped at a Coffee stop, was spoken too, didn't understand what was being said and replied with "no"

No was written on my coffee cup. Ooops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew he'd do that. ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was on my way to Scotland and stopped at a Coffee stop, was spoken too, didn't understand what was being said and replied with "no"

No was written on my coffee cup. Ooops!"

Now, this is a great story, finally!

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

I don't remember telling them my name was Costa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never heard of this before But then again I rarely if ever go in a coffee shop

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I don't drink coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was on my way to Scotland and stopped at a Coffee stop, was spoken too, didn't understand what was being said and replied with "no"

No was written on my coffee cup. Ooops!

Now, this is a great story,

finally! "

I thought it was rather boring tbh, but it did make me smile and feel like a berk at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to a coffee shop they asked my name and wrote it correctly on the cup, true story

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By *lex D.Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi guys, when you go in a coffee shop and they ask for your name to write on the cup have you had any hilarious anecdotes where they got your name wrong. For example my mate Phil had ‘Fill’ written on his, oh how we laughed. Fill didn’t he was fuming. "

Might just start using Ri from now on just to see what happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good coffee shops everyone.

This "

That

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

I went to a coffee shop and they gave me a paper cup

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went to a coffee shop they asked my name and wrote it correctly on the cup, true story "

Now this is what I’m talking about, save that story for the autobiography

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't drink coffee.

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Me neither

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never heard of this before But then again I rarely if ever go in a coffee shop "

Another great story, thanks guys, keep them coming.

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

To start a riot in a coffee shop, just say your name is "Free".

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I dont tend to have coffee on the go so if I do go to a coffee shop I'll have it in the shop.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I give them my name. Jay. Now I’m not sure whether it’s my accent but I’ve had James,George! Kay, and on one incident just a question mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There used to be a guy who worked in my local starbucks, he would always write "beautiful" on my coffee cup instead of Lou, he did ask my name the first time but never wrote it on.

He was a lovely chap, used to brighten up my morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've sometimes said "Siobhan", just for the comedy.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I went into a coffee shop and ordered tea just to show them who's boss. They didn't ask my name but I told them my nom de plume to teach them a lesson.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

I changed my name to Nero to make it easier for them

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

They wrote Sofia on my daughter's cup. Next time she told them it was spelled with a "ph" so they wrote Phofia.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I asked for a bulletproof coffee so they tipped the whole bag into the grinder. Seems a bit excessive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never had my name written on a coffee cup .

I so want it to be now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They wrote Sofia on my daughter's cup. Next time she told them it was spelled with a "ph" so they wrote Phofia."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a coffee and a bun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just had a coffee and a bun "

What name did they write on your cup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually say 'Hunt, Mike Hunt.'....

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Hi guys, when you go in a coffee shop and they ask for your name to write on the cup have you had any hilarious anecdotes where they got your name wrong. For example my mate Phil had ‘Fill’ written on his, oh how we laughed. Fill didn’t he was fuming. "

I won't comply, they dont know me they dont need my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just had a coffee and a bun

What name did they write on your cup?"

I act like I was deaf and dumb so they did write anything but move their arms to call me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My mate told them his name was Marc with a C, when he got his coffee it said Cark on the cup. This totally happened!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just had a coffee and a bun

What name did they write on your cup?

I act like I was deaf and dumb so they did write anything but move their arms to call me "

You sure they didn't know you were acting?

They might've just been calling you a wanker...

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By *utchersDogMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Myself and two mates usually get Zathras put on ours.

It's a Babylon 5 fan joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where can you get your name written on a cup?.

Asking for a friend

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Where can you get your name written on a cup?.

Asking for a friend "

They write on the side because you spill it if they write it on the bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where can you get your name written on a cup?.

Asking for a friend

They write on the side because you spill it if they write it on the bottom. "

I meant coffee shop Fiddles

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

When they ask the guy in front of you his name, you should always shout “don’t tell them Pike”........I’ll get my coat....

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"They wrote Sofia on my daughter's cup. Next time she told them it was spelled with a "ph" so they wrote Phofia."

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