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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i said for the guys nosey

hi guys im just wondering if any of you have any tips on the best way of "grooming"

not sure if theres something i dont know about but i certainly dont fancy shaving my chaka wing wangs for fear

whats the easiest way to go about these ways without hacking yourself to bits

im normally very neat & trimmed but i maybe fancy a go at the shiney look n feel, see how it is like

any tips or advice greatly appreciated

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By *igerMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Here is a secret to it but I'd have to kill ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

magic shaving powder...be very careful with it and follow the instructions carefully...you will only make the mistake of keeping it on too long once, I guarantee it...lolz, was agony for about 3 days, get timing right and there is nothing to beat it, no shaving rash no irritation, its great..

hope thats what you were after

Peds

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

i said for the guys nosey

hi guys im just wondering if any of you have any tips on the best way of "grooming"

not sure if theres something i dont know about but i certainly dont fancy shaving my chaka wing wangs for fear

whats the easiest way to go about these ways without hacking yourself to bits

im normally very neat & trimmed but i maybe fancy a go at the shiney look n feel, see how it is like

any tips or advice greatly appreciated "
im very good with a cut throat razor if you need a helping hand???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get yourself a Fusion,grip your sac round the base, so your balls look like E.T's head and go for it,no problemo!

Can't for the life of me understand this fear some guys have of shaving their nuts.

Always do it when youv'e been in the shower or bath for a few mins to soften the bristles.

You can use foam,gel or whatever but I prefer a bit of shower gel,so I can still see what I'm doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

i said for the guys nosey

hi guys im just wondering if any of you have any tips on the best way of "grooming"

not sure if theres something i dont know about but i certainly dont fancy shaving my chaka wing wangs for fear

whats the easiest way to go about these ways without hacking yourself to bits

im normally very neat & trimmed but i maybe fancy a go at the shiney look n feel, see how it is like

any tips or advice greatly appreciated im very good with a cut throat razor if you need a helping hand??? "

guys only!!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

i said for the guys nosey

hi guys im just wondering if any of you have any tips on the best way of "grooming"

not sure if theres something i dont know about but i certainly dont fancy shaving my chaka wing wangs for fear

whats the easiest way to go about these ways without hacking yourself to bits

im normally very neat & trimmed but i maybe fancy a go at the shiney look n feel, see how it is like

any tips or advice greatly appreciated im very good with a cut throat razor if you need a helping hand???

guys only!!!!!"
and??????

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Get a lady to do it for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

so they look like E.Ts head

so where do i get this magic powder & what exactly do i ask for

hopefully is some little back street shop & not a big chain like boots where they shout across the isles "mags, this guys looking for the cream to de-fluff his pearls"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get a lady to do it for you "

is that an offer honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so they look like E.Ts head

so where do i get this magic powder & what exactly do i ask for

hopefully is some little back street shop & not a big chain like boots where they shout across the isles "mags, this guys looking for the cream to de-fluff his pearls" "

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MAGIC-GOLD-PLATNUM-PUBIC-HAIR-REMOVAL-REMOVER-POWDER_W0QQitemZ280395856953QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Health_HairRemoval_RL?hash=item4148e53c39&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

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By *igerMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Ok ok the secret is this:

Shave them in the shower with the water streaming over the razor, it washes the hair away as you go and makes it dead quick and easy. No stinging cream required.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"so they look like E.Ts head

so where do i get this magic powder & what exactly do i ask for

hopefully is some little back street shop & not a big chain like boots where they shout across the isles "mags, this guys looking for the cream to de-fluff his pearls"

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MAGIC-GOLD-PLATNUM-PUBIC-HAIR-REMOVAL-REMOVER-POWDER_W0QQitemZ280395856953QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Health_HairRemoval_RL?hash=item4148e53c39&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14"

woo hoo

thanks for the link

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By *eviousLiasonsCouple
over a year ago

Travelling

Use petrol and a lighter... no nicks or cuts....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok ok the secret is this:

Shave them in the shower with the water streaming over the razor, it washes the hair away as you go and makes it dead quick and easy. No stinging cream required. "

m8 im not called Captain Chaos for no reason ya know

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ok ok the secret is this:

Shave them in the shower with the water streaming over the razor, it washes the hair away as you go and makes it dead quick and easy. No stinging cream required.

m8 im not called Captain Chaos for no reason ya know "
you hold em il shave em

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Get a lady to do it for you

is that an offer honey "

You need to speak to hubby about his experience of me doing his

you may change your mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive a blowtorch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive a blowtorch... "

said in her best geezer voice

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

be careful of the magic powder.....2bonk left his on too long and had burnt balls

should'nt laugh but can't help it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hmmmm its not sounding good that you can burn yourself with the Magic powder but on a coin toss id rather go for that than me-razor-blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont be a wuss, grab em and shave em...then spend the next few hours fondling them as they are all smooth and you cant leave them alone lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dont be a wuss, grab em and shave em...then spend the next few hours fondling them as they are all smooth and you cant leave them alone lol"

hmmm a polythene sheet & bucket of babyoil..........oooooooooooooooo the thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hmmmm its not sounding good that you can burn yourself with the Magic powder but on a coin toss id rather go for that than me-razor-blood

"

I swear if you leave the powder on too long you will wish you went for the blow torch option never mind just using a gilette fusion easier option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont be a wuss, grab em and shave em...then spend the next few hours fondling them as they are all smooth and you cant leave them alone lol

hmmm a polythene sheet & bucket of babyoil..........oooooooooooooooo the thoughts"

Well I was thinking more a razor and gel, but hey if thats the way you want to do it, you go for it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hmmmm its not sounding good that you can burn yourself with the Magic powder but on a coin toss id rather go for that than me-razor-blood

I swear if you leave the powder on too long you will wish you went for the blow torch option never mind just using a gilette fusion easier option"

Eeeeekkk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok ok the secret is this:

Shave them in the shower with the water streaming over the razor, it washes the hair away as you go and makes it dead quick and easy. No stinging cream required.

m8 im not called Captain Chaos for no reason ya know you hold em il shave em "

can you be trusted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do it!!

I like hair.

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't do it!!

I like hair.

x"

ok ok il keep it on just for you princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't do it!!

I like hair.

x

ok ok il keep it on just for you princess "

Hehe.

Thank you :D

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna borrow me lady shaver ?

great for nut shaving, legs , under arms.

jack and danny too.

or use a beard trimmer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanna borrow me lady shaver ?

great for nut shaving, legs , under arms.

jack and danny too.

or use a beard trimmer "

well i have tried it with hair clippers with no guard on but damn those things nick ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooooo

not one of them , they dangerous.

summat you use on ya legs or beard is fine and no cuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Noooooooo

not one of them , they dangerous.

summat you use on ya legs or beard is fine and no cuts "

too right theyre dangerous

hence the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you in the oomegooly tribe then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that the skin on your elbow is the same as scrotum skin?

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you in the oomegooly tribe then "

yup i moved to them from feckleheckinfeckin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that the skin on your elbow is the same as scrotum skin?

x"

But is it as hairy ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know that the skin on your elbow is the same as scrotum skin?

x"

funny you should say that as i cut my elbow just 3 days ago on a screw, bleeds much the same too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know that the skin on your elbow is the same as scrotum skin?

x

funny you should say that as i cut my elbow just 3 days ago on a screw, bleeds much the same too "

& have you ever tried to lick your own elbows, say no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOOK........

reckon you need a nice lady to do it for you, after blindfolding and handcuffing you.

simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

i said for the guys nosey

hi guys im just wondering if any of you have any tips on the best way of "grooming"

not sure if theres something i dont know about but i certainly dont fancy shaving my chaka wing wangs for fear

whats the easiest way to go about these ways without hacking yourself to bits

im normally very neat & trimmed but i maybe fancy a go at the shiney look n feel, see how it is like

any tips or advice greatly appreciated "

Step one buy a product found on http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/ (got mine from argos).

Step two after shaving everywhere use some sort of exfoliating shower scrub.

Step three apply some full body moisturiser. Still searching for it but Stunna recommended this Johnsons Baby Oil stuff.

Step four run your hands over your body and realise you have defeated most women

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By *icelymarkedMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I've been shaving for years and still got all me bits ...... however, whatever you do, do NOT use aftershave!!!!! Not never, not no how!

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Magic power (or the cream version now) or Veet (which now comes as a version for men).

Both work very well and no razors!!

Magic power is cheapest and can be found on eBay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look...

the lady mite wanna blindfold him and handcuffed anyways.

with or without the razer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used Gillette Mach3 razor and gillette shaving gels on the plums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try using an epilator that will get rid of your hair lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try using an epilator that will get rid of your hair lol "

And your cock from what i have seen xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanna borrow me lady shaver ?

great for nut shaving, legs , under arms.

jack and danny too.

or use a beard trimmer

well i have tried it with hair clippers with no guard on but damn those things nick ya "

Just a bit they do .............I still got the scar from locking up a set of clippers on the seam round my sac!

You'd have to be the unluckiest, clumsiest,hamfisted guy in the world to cut yourself with a Fusion.

Even Sweeny Todd couldn't cut you with one!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanna borrow me lady shaver ?

great for nut shaving, legs , under arms.

jack and danny too.

or use a beard trimmer

well i have tried it with hair clippers with no guard on but damn those things nick ya

Just a bit they do .............I still got the scar from locking up a set of clippers on the seam round my sac!

You'd have to be the unluckiest, clumsiest,hamfisted guy in the world to cut yourself with a Fusion.

Even Sweeny Todd couldn't cut you with one!

XXXX"

pmsl dont it make your eyes water m8 phewwwww i can tell ya, i had the posture of a baby giraffe with clippers hanging from my sack, looked a right sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like shaving a gentleman's face, in the nude!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do like shaving a gentleman's face, in the nude! "

wanna shave me goolies Jo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wanna shave me goolies Jo? "

I need to take out indemnity insurance first!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"wanna shave me goolies Jo?

I need to take out indemnity insurance first! "

oooerrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooerrr

"

What, you scare of what I may do to you with a razor in my hand? Chicken!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oooerrr

What, you scare of what I may do to you with a razor in my hand? Chicken! "

NO ONE calls me chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NO ONE calls me chicken "

Bite me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"NO ONE calls me chicken

Bite me "

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Did you know that the skin on your elbow is the same as scrotum skin?

x"

I've never seen anyone with wiry hair growing out of their elbow!

Anyway, back to subject - go for plucking!

Tried a beard trimmer - leaves too much stubble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If peeps are into pain, I'll help with the plucking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

I know what you are thinking, I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I know what you are thinking, I think "

do tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I know what you are thinking, I think

do tell "

No, I am being presumptious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I know what you are thinking, I think

do tell

No, I am being presumptious! "

aw you cant say that & then not tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I know what you are thinking, I think

do tell

No, I am being presumptious!

aw you cant say that & then not tell "

Nah, what would a nice young man like you see in a lumpy middle age woman like me?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I know what you are thinking, I think

do tell

No, I am being presumptious!

aw you cant say that & then not tell

Nah, what would a nice young man like you see in a lumpy middle age woman like me?! "

well if you were shaving my balls as long as your eyes wernt red, that would be a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, I am being presumptious!

aw you cant say that & then not tell

Nah, what would a nice young man like you see in a lumpy middle age woman like me?!

well if you were shaving my balls as long as your eyes wernt red, that would be a start "

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, I am being presumptious!

aw you cant say that & then not tell

Nah, what would a nice young man like you see in a lumpy middle age woman like me?!

well if you were shaving my balls as long as your eyes wernt red, that would be a start

PMSL "

& you would have to put up with me havin a cig as id be nervous & at your mercy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"& you would have to put up with me havin a cig as id be nervous & at your mercy "

Brave man!

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

If only waxing wasn't so expensive. However, Amazon do have Veet for men wax strips available at a reasonable price. Will be trying them soon.

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london


"If only waxing wasn't so expensive. However, Amazon do have Veet for men wax strips available at a reasonable price. Will be trying them soon."

Wax!!

Nope - Magic Powder tonight and happy with it.

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