FabSwingers.com forum: You’ve been turned into a vampire

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But you aren’t sensitive to garlic and sunlight

Instead your vampire krytonite is the object to your right

What can kill you?

Mrscxxx

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

The tv pages????

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Wrapping paper. I should be fine unless I accidentally stumble into Clintons.

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By *ewkesbury cowboyMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

A high chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pile of dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sofa cushions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sofa cushions

Mine to lol

Mrscxxx

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

A cooler full of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wireless headphones.... life without music isn’t worth living

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

ah the fags but that's not new news

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wireless headphones.... life without music isn’t worth living

Ah but you can still listen just not using wireless head phones ones with a cable should be fine

Mrscxxx

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

The TV remote.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

A pillow??

No more sleep for me!

But all beds would have to be devoid of pillows before I could enter any bedroom, curses!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sofa cushions

Mine to lol

Mrscxxx "

We must be getting smothered then cause my arms on one and I've not got a rash or a cough or nuffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But you aren’t sensitive to garlic and sunlight

Instead your vampire krytonite is the object to your right

What can kill you?

Mrscxxx "
compliments

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"ah the fags but that's not new news "

Kryptonite to a fair few of us...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vamp - the remote control

Bubbles - a reel of thin antenna wire...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends pug!!!

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

A bicycle

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A shower curtain. So I’ll either have a wet, messy bathroom, or can never shower lol

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A cat!

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

A pillow

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

Cup of coffee..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bra.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Cappuccino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wireless headphones.... life without music isn’t worth living

Ah but you can still listen just not using wireless head phones ones with a cable should be fine

Mrscxxx "

The wireless is handy when I need them most though, cables get in the way lol 1st world problems eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A shower curtain. So I’ll either have a wet, messy bathroom, or can never shower lol"

You could always have a bath?

It could be worse it could be water lol

Mrscxxx

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

A half eaten packet of haribo supermix x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star Wars figures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My landline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whiteboard eraser!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever next to the deodorant can

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"But you aren’t sensitive to garlic and sunlight

Instead your vampire krytonite is the object to your right

What can kill you?

Mrscxxx "

Coffee Noooooooooooooooooo.....

This a terrible heartless game..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But you aren’t sensitive to garlic and sunlight

Instead your vampire krytonite is the object to your right

What can kill you?

Mrscxxx

Coffee Noooooooooooooooooo.....

This a terrible heartless game..

The cruelest of fates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I'm deathly allergic to bathroom sponges.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm screwed it's Dick!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Ginseng?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dead lois

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

The remote control for me telly ..................Corrie or eternal life ???

To never set eyes on Gail Platt again

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

A radiator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bra. "

Oh no you will need to hold them up instead... Looks like you are already practicing

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Rabbits

Say no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A globe

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

My dauchsund

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Nail polish - specifically 'taupe modèle' shade. I'll be OK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry milkshake E-liquid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother's ashes

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By *he DifferentiatorMan
over a year ago

Co Durham

A piano...

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

My dog.

Yeah seems accurate.

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Noooooooo please anything but a bottle of rum

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

A broken heart and Gabriel Van Helsing?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

A pair of socks

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"A broken heart and Gabriel Van Helsing?"

Or embrace it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Computer mouse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box of tissues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fucking cushion, what a shit vampire vulnerability.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Philip Schofield on the TV....

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