FabSwingers.com forum: weird messages

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This has got to be one of the weird first messages that I've received,bald pussy at your age tut tut,thing is I have no pics of my Jack Tanny so God knows how he even came to that conclusion

So howay guys and gals share your weird messages

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By *is BitchCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I didn't realise there was an age limit haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had someone message telling my they could see me in Costa Coffee and liked what I was wearing, they said they’d follow me if I went to the gents.

I wasn’t in Costa Coffee. I wasn’t even in the same county.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmaooo ‘Jack Tanny’ awesome phrase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had some real odd messages today I think there is something in the water

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't realise there was an age limit haha"

Me neither lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lmaooo ‘Jack Tanny’ awesome phrase. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once had someone message telling my they could see me in Costa Coffee and liked what I was wearing, they said they’d follow me if I went to the gents.

I wasn’t in Costa Coffee. I wasn’t even in the same county. "

That is weird

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had some real odd messages today I think there is something in the water "

I think that you could be right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one on here from a blank profile asking me if I would shit in he's mouth , but had to do it slow so he could eat it , he got blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe there needs to be an age limit on the veet or waxing material if they think this.

There is nowt more queer than folk sometimes

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Not so much weird,but the ones who claim they have chatted to you before (when you know you haven't)

I've had a few of those lately.

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By *ukewhoistalkingMan
over a year ago

walthamstow

I messaged a girl l thought was a girl l knew called Clare . It wasn’t her but here name was Clare !! So we conversed for few days with messages me referring to a few mutual things .

She would reply strangely or not understanding my comments wasn’t till we said we would meet l suggested pub she didn’t know it !

Of course you do that’s not me she says lol

We did meet though !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not so much weird,but the ones who claim they have chatted to you before (when you know you haven't)

I've had a few of those lately."

Lol do they not know we can see if we've been in touch being site supporters

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

I got one from a couple on here saying

Thanks for being a site supporter

Immediately after getting my badge

What’s that all about

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Not so much weird,but the ones who claim they have chatted to you before (when you know you haven't)

I've had a few of those lately.

Lol do they not know we can see if we've been in touch being site supporters

Exactly!

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By *lex D.Man
over a year ago

London

"I got one from a couple on here saying

Thanks for being a site supporter

Immediately after getting my badge

What’s that all about "

It's a status update. Still a rare moment but perhsps seen as a foot in the door to chat.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We had a strange one recently from a Liverpool man who said he read on the forums that we had written we were from there too. This is completely false as Luke is from the south of England and Hannah is from New York.

Our best guess is he was trying to start a conversation with us by getting us ask him where he got that from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message from someone claiming to be Satan

he said if I let him fuck me and cum all over a bible that I would be famous and rich beyond my wildest dreams

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"This has got to be one of the weird first messages that I've received,bald pussy at your age tut tut,thing is I have no pics of my Jack Tanny so God knows how he even came to that conclusion

So howay guys and gals share your weird messages

Sorry

it was all I could think of at the time

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By *bmarley77Man
over a year ago

Nr Derby

I got a message from a guy once claiming he wasn't gay, but he'd like to meet up to give me a not erotica massage?

.... Hmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This has got to be one of the weird first messages that I've received,bald pussy at your age tut tut,thing is I have no pics of my Jack Tanny so God knows how he even came to that conclusion

So howay guys and gals share your weird messages

Sorry

it was all I could think of at the time

Lol now we both know it wasn't you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Such is fab guys and gals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Such is fab guys and gals

Think I maybe missing out as I can't remember any weird messages or is this just normal for me and I'm actually weird too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had any weird messages either. Am feeling left out now

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Yesterday was weird....

I had six messages in a row, all from men who has literally just joined, all within the last 4 hours, that I even went looking to see if there had been a new news article speaking about the site.

None of them could understand my profile and none of them matched what I'm looking for, though nothing strange in that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one call me mummy the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had any weird messages either. Am feeling left out now"

Don’t feel left out , we’ve not had any weird messages either , in fact we don’t even get any normal messages, we must be invisible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had any weird messages either. Am feeling left out now

Don’t feel left out , we’ve not had any weird messages either , in fact we don’t even get any normal messages, we must be invisible "

I tried to send you a message, but I couldn't. Great pics you two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if weird

But had one earlier saying

"Help me"

I opened it thinking there was something else to it, but nope. Just that!

I deleted it, but worried now that he had been held hostage by some dominant fem & he needed out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure if weird

But had one earlier saying

"Help me"

I opened it thinking there was something else to it, but nope. Just that!

I deleted it, but worried now that he had been held hostage by some dominant fem & he needed out!

He might have needed your help to compile his message...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had any weird messages either. Am feeling left out now"

We could weird message each other then we'll be in the club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had any weird messages either. Am feeling left out now

Don’t feel left out , we’ve not had any weird messages either , in fact we don’t even get any normal messages, we must be invisible

I tried to send you a message, but I couldn't. Great pics you two. "

Thank you & ditto . Strange you couldn’t send a message maybe because you’re in a different country?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a weird massage..

he said I should have learnt to read thread titles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had any weird messages either. Am feeling left out now

Don’t feel left out , we’ve not had any weird messages either , in fact we don’t even get any normal messages, we must be invisible

I tried to send you a message, but I couldn't. Great pics you two.

Thank you & ditto . Strange you couldn’t send a message maybe because you’re in a different country?"

You only accept messages from paid up members.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had any weird messages either. Am feeling left out now

Don’t feel left out , we’ve not had any weird messages either , in fact we don’t even get any normal messages, we must be invisible

I tried to send you a message, but I couldn't. Great pics you two.

Thank you & ditto . Strange you couldn’t send a message maybe because you’re in a different country?

You only accept messages from paid up members. "

Oh yes sorry, it’s the filter we have on for the weekend warriors, you know the ones where single men pretending to be a couple or male pretending to be a female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had any weird messages either. Am feeling left out now

Don’t feel left out , we’ve not had any weird messages either , in fact we don’t even get any normal messages, we must be invisible

I tried to send you a message, but I couldn't. Great pics you two.

Thank you & ditto . Strange you couldn’t send a message maybe because you’re in a different country?

You only accept messages from paid up members.

Oh yes sorry, it’s the filter we have on for the weekend warriors, you know the ones where single men pretending to be a couple or male pretending to be a female "

Haha. Well, the last time I looked or felt my bits were all present and correct and definitely of the female variety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had any weird messages either. Am feeling left out now

Don’t feel left out , we’ve not had any weird messages either , in fact we don’t even get any normal messages, we must be invisible

I tried to send you a message, but I couldn't. Great pics you two.

Thank you & ditto . Strange you couldn’t send a message maybe because you’re in a different country?

You only accept messages from paid up members.

Oh yes sorry, it’s the filter we have on for the weekend warriors, you know the ones where single men pretending to be a couple or male pretending to be a female

Haha. Well, the last time I looked or felt my bits were all present and correct and definitely of the female variety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had any weird messages either. Am feeling left out now

Don’t feel left out , we’ve not had any weird messages either , in fact we don’t even get any normal messages, we must be invisible

I tried to send you a message, but I couldn't. Great pics you two.

Thank you & ditto . Strange you couldn’t send a message maybe because you’re in a different country?

You only accept messages from paid up members.

Oh yes sorry, it’s the filter we have on for the weekend warriors, you know the ones where single men pretending to be a couple or male pretending to be a female

Haha. Well, the last time I looked or felt my bits were all present and correct and definitely of the female variety

If you need a second option happy to help...I'm nice like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has got to be one of the weird first messages that I've received,bald pussy at your age tut tut,thing is I have no pics of my Jack Tanny so God knows how he even came to that conclusion

So howay guys and gals share your weird messages

I thought the slang was Jack and Danny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh. I am no longer an outcast.

I just got a weird message about killing someone's mojo.

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