FabSwingers.com forum: Delusional

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I'm at that age and delusional where i think I look a lot younger than other people my age do

Are you delusional about your age/looks ?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Yup in my head I am Brad Pitt, in the mirror Uncle Fester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope I think I look as bad as my mirror tells me

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope."

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look in the mirror and see a male version of Susan Boyle

. I give up. Just going to eat cheesecake and watch Top Gear repeats on Dave

. Bliss!!!!!!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Nope.

I love you

I love you more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I've (f) always been delusional about how I look. In my imagination I'm quite tall, have dark hair and a quite different body shape. I also have a deep voice.

When I was a kid I was really shocked when someone pointed out I was small for my age. I went home outraged and told my mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not delusional here, OP

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I've (f) always been delusional about how I look. In my imagination I'm quite tall, have dark hair and a quite different body shape. I also have a deep voice.

When I was a kid I was really shocked when someone pointed out I was small for my age. I went home outraged and told my mum

Brilliant

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I went to a wedding a couple of years ago and thought omg these people are really old

Omg that's x and there's y from my school class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My reflection tells me I’m in my late 30’s. My body feels like I’m in my 60’s and my mind thinks I’m ancient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to a wedding a couple of years ago and thought omg these people are really old

Omg that's x and there's y from my school class

I'm so old I can't remember the people I went to school with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look in a mirror and see me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel older than I am but I'm constantly told I look younger

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I look at my hot body often and purr.

I look at my face and go "what the fuck is that!"

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By *lex D.Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm at that age and delusional where i think I look a lot younger than other people my age do

Are you delusional about your age/looks ?

Lighthearted thread, wittiest comment wins

Perhaps. Date last night with a 31 year old who felt out of place in a bar because everybody else was younger than her. I told her I felt fine and right at home. I'm in my mid twenties.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Nope I think I look as bad as my mirror tells me "

I'm just glad that I don't cast a reflection in a mirror

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"I look at my hot body often and purr.

I look at my face and go "what the fuck is that!""

pmsl... I actually relate to that

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I don't look in the mirror I'm worried about the seven years bad luck if it brakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like you to imagine a topless and bronzed David Beckham, running along a sandy golden beach with the sun blazing down and sweat pouring off his brow, muscles rippling as bikini clad females look on admiringly from their beach towels, as he runs along with his pet Labrador Goldie.. well I look a bit like 'goldies' Grandad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My age is 49 but my mental age Is still in its mid 20s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup in my head I am Brad Pitt, in the mirror Uncle Fester"

Uncle Fester rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I'm just the dogs bollox anyway

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"No, I'm just the dogs bollox anyway

Hairy n smelly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm at that age and delusional where i think I look a lot younger than other people my age do

Are you delusional about your age/looks ?

Lighthearted thread, wittiest comment wins

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nope sun damage lol I look my age now, never used to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally, when I see myself in the mirror I'm convinced it's my mother's ghost, it can't be me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I'm just the dogs bollox anyway

Hairy n smelly?

Yes and I love trying to lick them clean

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"No, I'm just the dogs bollox anyway

Hairy n smelly?

Yes and I love trying to lick them clean

Of that I have no doubt....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I'm just the dogs bollox anyway

Hairy n smelly?

Yes and I love trying to lick them clean

Of that I have no doubt...."

Oh they're clean and very hairless

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

looking in the mirror I'm happy enough and then I put my glasses on and think who is that staring back.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"No, I'm just the dogs bollox anyway

Hairy n smelly?

Yes and I love trying to lick them clean

Of that I have no doubt....

Oh they're clean and very hairless "

errrrr yeh I've seen.... hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I'm just the dogs bollox anyway

Hairy n smelly?

Yes and I love trying to lick them clean

Of that I have no doubt....

Oh they're clean and very hairless

errrrr yeh I've seen.... hahahaha"

Shhhhhhh, you're giving my secret away

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"No, I'm just the dogs bollox anyway

Hairy n smelly?

Yes and I love trying to lick them clean

Of that I have no doubt....

Oh they're clean and very hairless

errrrr yeh I've seen.... hahahaha

Shhhhhhh, you're giving my secret away

Sorry....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I'm just the dogs bollox anyway

Hairy n smelly?

Yes and I love trying to lick them clean

Of that I have no doubt....

Oh they're clean and very hairless

errrrr yeh I've seen.... hahahaha

Shhhhhhh, you're giving my secret away

Sorry...."

I should spank your arse for that

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Nope I think I look as bad as my mirror tells me "

You need a new mirror!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I think my cock still looks good for it’s age plus it can still stand on its own two feet which is a benefit

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I look in the mirror and think who the hell are you. Yep I'm delusional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I'm very realistic about how bad i look. I tend to just look in the mirror when I'm applying or removing make up and to do my hair.

It isn't Halloween for over two months so it's too early to look closely and give myself a fright!

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By *oir_desireMan
over a year ago

London

People usually say I’m younger. Some of them think I’m French too which is lol.

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

No delusions here I know I look old lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try not to look in the mirror...... not until my magic lying one turns up n tells me i look stunning

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

God no, I'm well aware of my age. What hair hasn't fallen out is rapidly going grey lol. I avoid mirrors as much as I'd humanly possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put my make up on then look in the mirror and think, Oh shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am very delusional!!

In my head I can still do handstands & cartwheels. Climb a rambling hill.

I still laugh at toilet humour.

Dance like no one is watching.

In reality, my arms can't take my weight to do handstands/cartwheels. I huff & puff up hills & my knees click & grind just going upstairs!

I realise people are laughing at me, not with me, when people are actually watching me dance!

As for looking in the mirror, that scares me. The blotchy skin, saggy jowls, double chin... to name a few, remind me that I am getting old. Part of the reason why there are not many photos of me. So yes, very delusional!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I'm very realistic about how bad i look. I tend to just look in the mirror when I'm applying or removing make up and to do my hair.

It isn't Halloween for over two months so it's too early to look closely and give myself a fright! "

I would love to be your mirror so i get to look at you everyday.

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By *iverpooldarkoMan
over a year ago

wilmslow

So t have mirrors in my house. I dont need that kind of negativity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

I’ve almost always looked older than I am which was very useful as a 12-17 year old buying booze and fags.

These days it’s not quite so cool but I’m apparently quite an attractive old man and I do have excellent hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope.

I’ve almost always looked older than I am which was very useful as a 12-17 year old buying booze and fags.

These days it’s not quite so cool but I’m apparently quite an attractive old man and I do have excellent hair

38 is old?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or 37 even??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m (m) very realistic.

However, my partner(f) thinks I’m wonderful!!!

Life is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope.

I’ve almost always looked older than I am which was very useful as a 12-17 year old buying booze and fags.

These days it’s not quite so cool but I’m apparently quite an attractive old man and I do have excellent hair

38 is old?

I actually look 48...

I’ve had a hard life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I look in the mirror, I'm not there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think so.

I think I look about my age, could go a couple of years either way I guess.

I know I'm fat, I know I'm not particularly pretty...I also know it doesn't matter much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iam not very delusional except when it comes to my penis size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I’m delusional, I know I’m fat and no spring chicken but I know my face is ok and I’m a nice person! I do refuse however refuse to act my age!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look young for 2 more weeks then im officially old

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