FabSwingers.com forum: That awkward moment when you moo at a cow, and it barks at you.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone else had this?? Lol

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

OP,s up a tree.....call someone quick!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You probably caught it in a bad moooooood

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By *errysMan
over a year ago

milton keynes and kent

I think this must mean something quite profound.

I wish i understood what it means as im sure it has happened to me at sometime.

Ha ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool dream

Mrscxxx

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Southern Wales

That’s your cue to deploy the Heimlich

maneuver!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Bilingual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the cow cross the road.. to get to the udder side.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Okay, step away from the drugs....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Anyone else had this?? Lol"

Should gone to specsavers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It may have been in disguise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did Mummy cow say to baby cow?

it's pasture bedtime!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Anyone else had this?? Lol"

Probably my dogs, they always go to fancy dress party's in an old pantomime cow costume I bought on ebay when d*unk

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Southern Wales

"What did Mummy cow say to baby cow?

it's pasture bedtime!"

Get out!

You’ve got a sense of humooooooooor

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think OP wants to imply he approached someone gently and got rude response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps you startled it by waking it up.

it could have been a bulldozer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got surrounded by a whole herd of cows in a field once they are big animals, was helping on a school trip

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I think OP wants to imply he approached someone gently and got rude response

That's to deep for a Sunday but good thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think OP wants to imply he approached someone gently and got rude response

or they've allowed him day release

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

stockport

"Why did the cow cross the road.. to get to the udder side.

I’m embarrassed to say I laughed out loud at this!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

In the words of NSA chick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you get if you cross a cow with a ghost?.

vanishing cream !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Why did the cow cross the road.. to get to the udder side.

A cow and a sheep meet on a narrow bridge, the cow says Moooooove over, the sheep says Baaaaaahlocks

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By *errysMan
over a year ago

milton keynes and kent

"I think OP wants to imply he approached someone gently and got rude response

I just knew it meant something profound. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

because they lactose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does a farmer count his herd of cows?

with a cow-culator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does a farmer count his herd of cows?

with a cow-culator"
really where can I buy one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does a farmer count his herd of cows?

with a cow-culatorreally where can I buy one?

try a moo-sic shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im pretty sure that was a dalmation dude

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"In the words of NSA chick

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does a farmer count his herd of cows?

with a cow-culatorreally where can I buy one?

try a moo-sic shop

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Ok on my way to HMV now

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Mad cow disease?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"In the words of NSA chick

Haha

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

"Anyone else had this?? Lol"

I don`t know if this something that`s completely over my head or The fact that your off your head on grannies meds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was the first to see a cow and think “I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?” was it OP

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s not quite 4:20 yet OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s not quite 4:20 yet OP

good one

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yes, ‘tis an all too common occurrence in my neck of the woods....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What did Mummy cow say to baby cow?

it's pasture bedtime!"

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

2 cow's chatting in a field 1 say are you worried about this mad cow disease and the other cow replies no because I'm a squirrel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do cows wear bells?

because their horns don't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP,s up a tree.....call someone quick! "

I called a tree surgeon

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"OP,s up a tree.....call someone quick!

I called a tree surgeon"

Titter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you get from a very small cow.. condensed milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s your cue to deploy the Heimlich

maneuver!"

Moo-neuver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What to do cows eat for breakfast ?

Moo-slei

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened to the cows that were abducted by aliens?

Nobody herd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First cow "I'm cold "

Second cow

"you're cold -I'm fresian"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bull was sent to prison for running at a man and killing him.

Guilty as charged

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

All these cow jokes are udderly ridiculous.

You're all milking it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do they call a man with cow muck on his head ?

Pat

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

What goes "ooooooooo"?

A cow with no lips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A farmer asked if I'd help him round up 18 cows.

So I said ok.. you've got 20

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