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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who fancy a quick one? I do, lets see who gets to 175 first

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like these

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What?"
Yes, first to 175 wins.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do like these "
I also like these, they are very fun

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

175 what ?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Feck off your not fooling me

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

You go man

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Are we there yet

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Have I come to soon......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

175

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

175 fucking what’s .. some 1 explain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"175 fucking what’s .. some 1 explain "

175 shots of vodka!

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

gotta be one of the slowest 175's ever lol

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Are we there yet

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Are we close, I want a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"175 fucking what’s .. some 1 explain "

Keep posting and you will find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

23 down 152 to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"gotta be one of the slowest 175's ever lol "
Yes it is it will take some time lol

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Pissed me self now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"Pissed me self now "

FFS man go and clean yourself up!!!! or get some tena man pants!!!!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Go on

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By *ftofJoyWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden


"gotta be one of the slowest 175's ever lol Yes it is it will take some time lol "

You said in the OP who fancies a quick one, now you're saying it will take some time?

175 you're so contriviged!!

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Showered and new tenners .. back

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"gotta be one of the slowest 175's ever lol Yes it is it will take some time lol

You said in the OP who fancies a quick one, now you're saying it will take some time?

175 you're so contriviged!! "

like all men he doesnt know WHAT he wants lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"gotta be one of the slowest 175's ever lol Yes it is it will take some time lol

You said in the OP who fancies a quick one, now you're saying it will take some time?

175 you're so contriviged!!

like all men he doesnt know WHAT he wants lol "
I do, but it is also nice with a slow and sensual one too

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By *ftofJoyWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden


"gotta be one of the slowest 175's ever lol Yes it is it will take some time lol

You said in the OP who fancies a quick one, now you're saying it will take some time?

175 you're so contriviged!!

like all men he doesnt know WHAT he wants lol I do, but it is also nice with a slow and sensual one too "

Quick, some time, slow sensual.

You're from the land of haribos, right?

Starmix, goldbears, or tangfanstics you 175g of mystery!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"gotta be one of the slowest 175's ever lol Yes it is it will take some time lol

You said in the OP who fancies a quick one, now you're saying it will take some time?

175 you're so contriviged!!

like all men he doesnt know WHAT he wants lol I do, but it is also nice with a slow and sensual one too

Quick, some time, slow sensual.

You're from the land of haribos, right?

Starmix, goldbears, or tangfanstics you 175g of mystery! "
Yes I am and I have all the flavours of haribos if the colour of the rainbow. I swim in the sea of haribos, gold bears sounds nice and which one do you fancy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *handraWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

I'm lending a helping hand

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By *ftofJoyWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden


"gotta be one of the slowest 175's ever lol Yes it is it will take some time lol

You said in the OP who fancies a quick one, now you're saying it will take some time?

175 you're so contriviged!!

like all men he doesnt know WHAT he wants lol I do, but it is also nice with a slow and sensual one too

Quick, some time, slow sensual.

You're from the land of haribos, right?

Starmix, goldbears, or tangfanstics you 175g of mystery! Yes I am and I have all the flavours of haribos if the colour of the rainbow. I swim in the sea of haribos, gold bears sounds nice and which one do you fancy? "

I don't just fancy the one. I fancy 175 goldbears!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Anyone got any cake. Looks like we’re gona be a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only another 124yrs to go could take a while

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland


"Anyone got any cake. Looks like we’re gona be a while "

What kind of cake? I am partial to a thick slice

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Quick everyone blow jobs and clitoral stimulation are been offered on the other 175

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Did someone say cake??

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Jaffa Cake

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

ffs this is like watching paint dry!!!! we are no where near yet!!!!!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Anyone got any cake. Looks like we’re gona be a while

What kind of cake? I am partial to a thick slice "

Fresh cream with chocolate swirls and cherry’s

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over a year ago

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland


"Anyone got any cake. Looks like we’re gona be a while

What kind of cake? I am partial to a thick slice

Fresh cream with chocolate swirls and cherry’s "

Oooooh sounds kinda sexy I love a thick dollop of cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do we win?

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea what's going on

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I have no idea what's going on "

Theres cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"gotta be one of the slowest 175's ever lol Yes it is it will take some time lol

You said in the OP who fancies a quick one, now you're saying it will take some time?

175 you're so contriviged!!

like all men he doesnt know WHAT he wants lol I do, but it is also nice with a slow and sensual one too

Quick, some time, slow sensual.

You're from the land of haribos, right?

Starmix, goldbears, or tangfanstics you 175g of mystery! Yes I am and I have all the flavours of haribos if the colour of the rainbow. I swim in the sea of haribos, gold bears sounds nice and which one do you fancy?

I don't just fancy the one. I fancy 175 goldbears!"
Those are good ones too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea what's going on

Theres cake"

Then I'm in.

Don't even care what I have to do for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone pm me when it gets to 174

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone pm me when it gets to 174"

Cheat

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Boo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eta...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m gonna win this for su- awwww shit

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

It doesn't half go on .....and on

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By *ftofJoyWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden


"gotta be one of the slowest 175's ever lol Yes it is it will take some time lol

You said in the OP who fancies a quick one, now you're saying it will take some time?

175 you're so contriviged!!

like all men he doesnt know WHAT he wants lol I do, but it is also nice with a slow and sensual one too

Quick, some time, slow sensual.

You're from the land of haribos, right?

Starmix, goldbears, or tangfanstics you 175g of mystery! Yes I am and I have all the flavours of haribos if the colour of the rainbow. I swim in the sea of haribos, gold bears sounds nice and which one do you fancy?

I don't just fancy the one. I fancy 175 goldbears!Those are good ones too "

Who wants a goldbear? I'm willing to share... Sharing is bearing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do we win?

Bump"

Coffee and a bun.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Are we ther yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No where near

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this still going?

Where's the cake I was promised?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numberwang!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

cake for breakfast..I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor"

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing"

Some of us are easily entertained.

Oh look, String

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Some of us are easily entertained.

Oh look, String "

String is the singer in a Police cover band

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"gotta be one of the slowest 175's ever lol Yes it is it will take some time lol

You said in the OP who fancies a quick one, now you're saying it will take some time?

175 you're so contriviged!!

like all men he doesnt know WHAT he wants lol I do, but it is also nice with a slow and sensual one too

Quick, some time, slow sensual.

You're from the land of haribos, right?

Starmix, goldbears, or tangfanstics you 175g of mystery! Yes I am and I have all the flavours of haribos if the colour of the rainbow. I swim in the sea of haribos, gold bears sounds nice and which one do you fancy?

I don't just fancy the one. I fancy 175 goldbears!Those are good ones too

Who wants a goldbear? I'm willing to share... Sharing is bearing!! "
That is good you do. I want some more gold bears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Some of us are easily entertained.

Oh look, String

String is the singer in a Police cover band"

Morrisons fronts the smogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a load off inane drivel! this garbage is for people with fresh air between the ears!! get a life.

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over a year ago


"Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Some of us are easily entertained.

Oh look, String

String is the singer in a Police cover band

Morrisons fronts the smogs "

Mono tours with U2 experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what a load off inane drivel! this garbage is for people with fresh air between the ears!! get a life."

Told status:

Not told

Told

Stone Told Steve Austin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a fucking monster in Retweets bedroom.

Stay calm and safe RT.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"what a load off inane drivel! this garbage is for people with fresh air between the ears!! get a life."

and people who like cake...I fit the bill on all counts

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Some of us are easily entertained.

Oh look, String "

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"what a load off inane drivel! this garbage is for people with fresh air between the ears!! get a life."

You don’t like cake then ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what a load off inane drivel! this garbage is for people with fresh air between the ears!! get a life."

But you felt compelled to comment didn’t you, you couldn’t leave it, I better tell them he thought, those people there on that thread, I better let them know. I’m a very serious man you said to yourself, I better inform them, there shall be no fun and shenanigans on my watch he mused, who do these people think they are, me as an intellectual shouldn’t stand for this. I could leave it and not lower myself, but I really must comment, there I did it, ah man I feel superior to these people who as I’ve just said, have fresh air between there ears.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Somehow there doesn't seem much point to this thread.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Somehow there doesn't seem much point to this thread."

Yup that’s the point. We get bored sometimes in here. You’ll get used to it

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"what a load off inane drivel! this garbage is for people with fresh air between the ears!! get a life.

But you felt compelled to comment didn’t you, you couldn’t leave it, I better tell them he thought, those people there on that thread, I better let them know. I’m a very serious man you said to yourself, I better inform them, there shall be no fun and shenanigans on my watch he mused, who do these people think they are, me as an intellectual shouldn’t stand for this. I could leave it and not lower myself, but I really must comment, there I did it, ah man I feel superior to these people who as I’ve just said, have fresh air between there ears."

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Did I win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm to make the numbers up

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Morning all

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Are we even half way yet or will I have to bake another cake

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Are we even half way yet or will I have to bake another cake "

More cake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still going I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all "
Morning, how are you?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Are we even half way yet or will I have to bake another cake

More cake... "

I’ll make a lemon deizzler you can bring the scones. Cream on the bottom please

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Did some one call for a resident cock.......oh sorry....your in about CAKE.....I've come too soon again...not at that magic number yet....

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Any joy yet

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Any joy yet"

No, but can you get me a long weight from the local DIY store please?

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

ffs i seen faster snails than this thread!!!!!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Any joy yet

No, but can you get me a long weight from the local DIY store please? "

On my way me dear

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Yay !! I'm number 99

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Number 100!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dipped my tea into some toast

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Watching tv in bed..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Dipped my tea into some toast"

I am still trying to pluck up the gastronomic courage to try the same but am not there yet.....

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Dipped my tea into some toast

I am still trying to pluck up the gastronomic courage to try the same but am not there yet....."

Do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still no effing cake as promised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the mood to bake some lemon cupcakes topped with buttercream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in the mood to bake some lemon cupcakes topped with buttercream! "

Can I come round to yours and help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Can I come round to yours and help? "

Yes. I'll skip using the machine to fluff the buttercream and let you do the hard work instead.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Dipped my tea into some toast

I am still trying to pluck up the gastronomic courage to try the same but am not there yet.....

Do it "

The mental anguish that I am presently undergoing in going against all that I have been previously programmed over so many years to believe to be culinary appropriate is positively Herculean......but I am determined to dip the toast in....

May the Lord grant me the mental resolve and courage to carry out this daunting task.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Can I come round to yours and help?

Yes. I'll skip using the machine to fluff the buttercream and let you do the hard work instead. "

That's not a problem, I've got a great action to just get it right

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

are we there yet. Come on I need a pee

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


" are we there yet. Come on I need a pee"

Oi, Where's my long weight??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dang nabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do we win?

Bump

Coffee and a bun."

Seems reasonable

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake I just want my cake

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

yum yum give me cake ....bump

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Cakes arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cakes arrived "

About bloody time

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Now who’s got the knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now who’s got the knife "
hopefully not my mrs

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Cakes arrived

About bloody time "

form an orderly queue...no pushing in

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Cake!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I need a bloody knife. Annabelle get your filthy hands off it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I need a bloody knife. Annabelle get your filthy hands off it "

Too late...its firmly in my grasp

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"I need a bloody knife. Annabelle get your filthy hands off it

Too late...its firmly in my grasp"

Dam you now I’ve to get more cream

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I need a bloody knife. Annabelle get your filthy hands off it

Too late...its firmly in my grasp

Dam you now I’ve to get more cream "

love a bit of cream...if you need a hand

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Cant believe this isnt at 175 yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese on toast is really nice

Make sure that you add some spice

Spicey Spicey now it's too hot

I thought I'd enjoy this cheese on toast

But I do not

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Cheese on toast is really nice

Make sure that you add some spice

Spicey Spicey now it's too hot

I thought I'd enjoy this cheese on toast

But I do not "

there's always cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

there's always cake "

Oooh give me the cake!!! *drools at the thought* ugh I have serious issues when it comes to cake!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Chocolate cake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'd kill for a homemade Victoria Sponge cake

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

One fine day in the middle of the night

Two dead men got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot one another

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"

there's always cake

Oooh give me the cake!!! *drools at the thought* ugh I have serious issues when it comes to cake! "

your in good company... I have serious issues full stop...cake helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One fine day in the middle of the night

Two dead men got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot one another"

One was shot in the eye

With a creampie

It was gooey and sticky

But it did the tricky

And the deaf dead man won the fight

Oh what a dark and mysterious night

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"One fine day in the middle of the night

Two dead men got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot one another"

I love that, it reminded me of my grandad he used to tell us contrary stories.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"One fine day in the middle of the night

Two dead men got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot one another

One was shot in the eye

With a creampie

It was gooey and sticky

But it did the tricky

And the deaf dead man won the fight

Oh what a dark and mysterious night "

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

139......your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

your in good company... I have serious issues full stop...cake helps "

Cake definitely helps and I am sure it solves 99% of all problems. I now want to get ready and go out and buy cake. I won't because I am feeling very lazy but I can't stop thinking about a nice slice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the prize? "
You win the honour of being the winner

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"

your in good company... I have serious issues full stop...cake helps

Cake definitely helps and I am sure it solves 99% of all problems. I now want to get ready and go out and buy cake. I won't because I am feeling very lazy but I can't stop thinking about a nice slice. "

Cake IS the answer.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I'm in the lead

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

No your not

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"

your in good company... I have serious issues full stop...cake helps

Cake definitely helps and I am sure it solves 99% of all problems. I now want to get ready and go out and buy cake. I won't because I am feeling very lazy but I can't stop thinking about a nice slice. "

99% you say..a whole cake then and I'll be good as new. Oh but where are my manners, I'll save you a big slice

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"No your not "

Neither are you...

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Yes I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the prize? You win the honour of being the winner "

You could at least give us all some cake for trying!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Yes I am "

Dammit....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"What's the prize? You win the honour of being the winner

You could at least give us all some cake for trying! "

I know right!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"No your not "

I do believe i am

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What we on

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"No your not

I do believe i am"

Lies

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'll take a peak

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"No your not

I do believe i am

Lies"

sorry ladies

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh oh oh it won't be long now!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100 X 2 is 200 and then if you take away 125 you get 75

Magic

I'm probably wrong I suck with numbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the prize? You win the honour of being the winner

You could at least give us all some cake for trying!

I know right!"
Yes everyone can have some cake

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Lets

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Have

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"100 X 2 is 200 and then if you take away 125 you get 75

Magic

I'm probably wrong I suck with numbers"

Just numbers?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

A sprint finish

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

the excitement is palpable

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'm not running...

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Feels like it’s close now

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'm not running..."

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I'm not running..."

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not playing anymore

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do we win?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Me surely

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'm not running...

"

I would but I'd keep dropping my fag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have announced the winner in another thread

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Cue Hamlet cigar music ..............

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