FabSwingers.com forum: Introduce yourself

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good evening dearest friends Fabbers and Forumites.

I trust you have all had a super splendid Saturday.

Mine was top whole , I took my new bicycle out for a spin . I went ever so far and hard such larks . I rode along the beautiful briney sea. Watched as cormorents dried their wings and merry people enjoyed their Saturday.

All I can say is thank heavens for padded cycling shorts lol .

We haven't done this for a while , and I have seen so many new faces in the forum. (Yes I do know there is a separate introduce yourself forum !) Before some clever sausage points it out

So dear chums write a small pen picture of yourself ( like the ones that used to be in football programs)

Share and say hello , new chaps and chapesses join in . Let's all get to know one another better .

I'm Taff , I live in N Wales. I love to walk in the beautiful countryside here , and now cycle .

I tend to talk a tad like an Enid Blyton character and say jolly and spiffing a lot . I love life and try to see the good in every one .

I like black and white films , music and tea

I am a positive sausage and a tad forgetful at times .

Your turn

Taff

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Hello lovely Taff

those padded cycling shorts are never padded enough!

Evening all. I’m Babs, tad shy until you get to know me. I’m friendly and caring and fiercely protective. I love food and walks and long chats with friends. I enjoy drinking coffee and people watching when I can

I think I may actually be allergic to unpleasantness, I prefer nice but I think perhaps most of us do.

I am menopausal so that may be worth noting

but don’t worry, I’m not dangerous - just hot!

Fab is a pastime not a lifestyle for me but I do enjoy getting to know folk

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Hello all, I'm Licketysplits but everyone calls me Lickety. It's not rude but if you know the word (without the s) then you have a sense of what I am like and what I seek.

I'm unapologetic about being loquacious and will use long words. I challenge the reverse snobbery that plays its game on here sometimes and will call out bigotry when I see it.

Words used about me: formidable, intimidating, friendly, short, really short, generous, sanctimonious, PC - gone mad and, sometimes, sexy.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

View, I pop in and pop out from time to time.

I treat everyone the same, with equal disdain if I think they are talking shit.

I like the same back.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I'm Welsh..........that should do....

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I am red the female of the couple.

I say what I think, I bake cakes and I'm just me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone I’m Matt I am a very outgoing guy that just can’t get a break here I’m very flirty and naughty at times but who isn’t

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’m Steve. Live in Brighton. Unashamedly bisexual. Hardly ever have sex avec blokes. Not the slightest bit pretentious. My cock is called ‘love missile juice maker weapon thruster’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone.

I'm Mr Blue Balls and I joined this site out of curiosity. I heard this is a great way of meeting like minded ladies, so I have decided to stay around and I love the forums.

But enough about fab il now tell you a bit about me.

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I’m Ryan

I used to like burgers and cookies but I’ve grown out of them now must be cos I is old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howdo!

I'm Bussy (aka Steve or Spud) away from Fabland

I'm a Northerner, but don't own a whippet and can't roll a cap - I do, however know a muffin as a soft white breadcake, best filled with chips

Quiet, unassuming, articulate, confident and to quote the well worn cliche 'so laid back I'm horizontal'

Can talk at eye bleeding lengths when truly comfortable in company, but will enjoy a chat over a brew with anyone

Meeting new people is a much overlooked joy in my opinion

I seek comfort and familiarity and shared joys over thrills (cheap or otherwise)

I am a way more social swinger than I am sexual swinger these days, but have been around the proverbial block and have a collection of t-shirts that are now kept under lock & key for senior smiles and smirks at others who think they have 'lived' because they once snogged a stranger at a wedding reception

For fairness, the downsides ... I can be deliberately anti-social, I like my own time, space and solitude and am best paired with someone who likes theirs

Anxiety gets me down from time to time, but I stay on top of it and win the day more than I lose it

There is more, much more, but enough for now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greetings fabsters,

Kurt here, still seeking to break my duck but hey...ever the optimist.

Still being amazed/confounded/befuddled & downright discomknockerated on a daily basis by the wonders of fabswingers.

I tried to donate my body to medical science, but they sent it back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone. I'm Sinderella. I'm from Edinburgh. I've been gracing this site with my presence on and off for far too many years.

I am usually found sharing words of wisdom or generally talking nonsense in the forums.

I like men in suits, people that make me giggle, a few that make me think and even some that make me blush .

Have fun and come say hi if we haven't spoken before x

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Hello everyone, I'm Lorraine.

Yes, I live in Florida but I love traveling.

I'm adventurous,I enjoy meeting people and I hope making new friends along the way. I dislike people who are rude, bigoted, prejudice and close minded.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Hello everyone, I'm Lorraine.

Yes, I live in Florida but I love traveling.

I'm adventurous,I enjoy meeting people and I hope making new friends along the way. I dislike people who are rude, bigoted, prejudice and close minded. "

P.S. I've been told my lemon cakes are delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ello you lot

I'm Eileen (also known as Strumps/Lou), I'm a bit mental, but I'm harmless really.

I'm opinionated and passionate but I love a giggle and I swear like a sailor (not sorry).

I love dogs, cake, sausages, music and boobies.

I hate prejudice, bullying, and people who are cunts.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Hello everyone, I'm Lorraine.

Yes, I live in Florida but I love traveling.

I'm adventurous,I enjoy meeting people and I hope making new friends along the way. I dislike people who are rude, bigoted, prejudice and close minded.

P.S. I've been told my lemon cakes are delicious.

You've not sent me any lemon cake!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Im Stingly.

Very new to Fab, I've only been a member for 32 minutes.

This is my first ever post.

I'm 6 foot 3, professional athlete, retired after winning the largest lottery pay out ever recorded.

I live on my own island in the Bahamas and have 4 pet bantam chicken named Alfred, Shuggy, Queeny and Fluffy munchkin chick chick peck hen.

My mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries.

I'm also a compulsive liar.

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

Good evening all I'm Fido Dido (thats not my real name by the way

) I'm from the beautiful South Wales valleys. I dip in and out of the forums from time to time, usually here and the wales forum. Don't have to many hobbies but I occasionally do a bit of crossfit and I'm a big fan of the action and comedies of the 1980s and 90s.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

La Luna.

Tall, Welsh, often uncouth. Lover of Cock Pics.

Came here for the sex. Stayed for the sex.

Enjoy the forums.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Hola. I’m ermm o does it matter I is what you want me to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all

I'm Dawson, living in South Wales but from Up North originally ai!

I'm a designer, love the arts, theatre, gigs, music, retro stuff including Tv and I am desperately trying to get back into my drawing at the moment.

I'm 51 and spent the last 20 years been a commited father and working hard so social skills have pretty much gone out the window. I realise not many people do PM on here (I'm unhappily married so that seems to get peoples backs up instantly) but would welcome anyone saying hi or just having an occasional chat about normal things (lol if anyone still does that). I have a past as does everyone else so I keep it real - have a great evening!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Hello everyone, I'm Lorraine.

Yes, I live in Florida but I love traveling.

I'm adventurous,I enjoy meeting people and I hope making new friends along the way. I dislike people who are rude, bigoted, prejudice and close minded.

P.S. I've been told my lemon cakes are delicious.

You've not sent me any lemon cake! "

I'll arrange a special delivery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all, I'm Midnight... Live in S Yorkshire. Have a pretty intense job and a very complex life

Fairly new to the site.. More into the kinkster side than pure swinging - am having fun exploring the world of BDSM. Baffled by so many things - never googled so much in my life

So far met some intriguing and interesting peeps and developed a few friends too.

Am very genuine, caring and intense... I love to make people laugh out loud and then take them to a frenzy.

I am a deliciously angelical slut x

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By *easidegirlWoman
over a year ago

south shore

I'm seaside girl and I live by the seaside but hate seagulls.

I try to be positive always but have suffered depression and some days are just..sigh

I love cheese and squirrels, one lives in my garden.

I like younger men, can play the trumpet, have a wobbly bum and am grateful to fab for all the adventures I have had.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I'm Iain, a Scot born in Edinburgh but sent down to England in 1973 was a Missionary to save the English from themselves!

Gee, it's bloody hard work!!

Work in Hotel Management, based in West Midlands, & have my home in Hull.

Been on here for over 9 yrs, seen a few arrive then go in time. As a Scot, I always want to have the last word! It's not meant badly, just me being a prat at times. Really, a soft centred guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm Raven Red. Been on here for nearly 20 months now. Used to be Miss Choosy. Often found in the lighthearted threads in the forums x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MissD, lives not too far from North Wales.

Self confessed psycho, loves bacon, porn. Photography and books on guns, GSD Mumma. I have two degrees and a likeness for gin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

COCK HUNGRY SIZE QUEEN and I laugh a lot

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"COCK HUNGRY SIZE QUEEN and I laugh a lot"

Oooooooft.

*thread drift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone, my name is Monty (I am an Indian) a shy devil , love watching movies (war movies), tech nerd, mostly into artificial intelligence, augmented reality and quantum computing, friendly down to earth, loving and caring, once I am out of my shell I will be your best buddy

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Im Stingly.

Very new to Fab, I've only been a member for 32 minutes.

This is my first ever post.

I'm 6 foot 3, professional athlete, retired after winning the largest lottery pay out ever recorded.

I live on my own island in the Bahamas and have 4 pet bantam chicken named Alfred, Shuggy, Queeny and Fluffy munchkin chick chick peck hen.

My mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries.

I'm also a compulsive liar.

Do you raise African or European swallow ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi OMB here

Don’t get on here as much as I should, and my fab house/profile probably needs a tidy up, but I work in the emergency services and shifts can be a right bugger! Love a good chat amongst other things

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll texan by birth fabber by choice, don't post on a lot of threads cause i dont know what ya'll are talking about some of the time (we are separated by a common tounge)

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste

Ok maybe not wealth but I have been around for a long long year. I'm a bit to rounded and bald with a thing for ladies in Basques, and like a good laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm ellen I'm 52 I have been cross dressing for about 7 months now and love living my life as Ellen should have started it years ago I'm on this site to find regular meets with men or other cross dressers xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Mr Taff

What splendid fellow you are , I also live in the countryside enjoy the finer things in life as well as not taking the other things that life gave us for granted. Mostly helping those in distress . Have a splendid Sunday to you & those who follow x

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I will re introduce myself...single lad been in scene a while love clubs but like hotel meets; love Xbox and sci fi shows but easily can be found on the terraces of various football grounds.

I am a perv that likes to be don and can be sub

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm "in a swing dress" (although at the moment not), because it's a style I often wear.

I'm geeky, into a variety of topics. I try to be inclusive, although I don't suffer fools. I live in Manchester. I lift weights.

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

Hi everyone.

My accent is a bit posh.

A lover of Earl Gray, Espresso's (make it a double) and red wine.

I make best ever scrambled eggs.

I find people fascinating and the things we do.

Kind to myself and kind to others.

There's a devils hair cut in my mind, that splits out on here.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all

I am just jo

Go round in my own little bubble on here, come and go like a boomerang.

I do like a nice bum, so always having a per...peruse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Names blake the snake

I am immortal

I have inside me blood of kings

I have no rival

No man can be my equal ever

Bow before my splendor

For i am your lord

But understand i will not eat your pussy

Fuck you

Kiss you

Or give you the honor of feeling the most amazing orgasms known to woman

For that honor there can be only one

And that isnt you

So i must apologise for my presence here im only here as a pussy tease to the masses

Im the one

The only

The lord of orgasms

Bummerlovin had me a blaaaaaaast pull down ya knickers push my cock in your ass pull out my cock shoot on your tits Look in ya eyes and give u a kiss

Bummerdays fucking away oooo ahhh

What a beautiful sight

Wella im the fella

Ooof fuck me more fuck me more

Can u cum on command

Fuck me more fuck me more

Now time to cum on my hand

I should write songs lol

NOT MEETING AT ALL I GOT ALL I GOT MY DREAMS AS REALITY

NO MIDGETS UNDER 4'5

NO ASIANS ITS A PREFERENCE

NO MEXICANS STAY OFF MY WALL

NO DISABLED BADGES

INFACT FUCK IT NO PEOPLE AT ALL

KEEP OFF THE GRASS

I just copy and pasted my profile cos im lazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are you who who who who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone, I’m cheeky69

I’m quiet and never post anything in the forum

Im very shy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Rosie, the female part of the profile with Mark as the male part.

I'm a sad old bird pottering through this place looking for fun and to meet fascinating people.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Names blake the snake

I am immortal

I have inside me blood of kings

I have no rival

No man can be my equal ever

Bow before my splendor

For i am your lord

But understand i will not eat your pussy

Fuck you

Kiss you

Or give you the honor of feeling the most amazing orgasms known to woman

For that honor there can be only one

And that isnt you

So i must apologise for my presence here im only here as a pussy tease to the masses

Im the one

The only

The lord of orgasms

Bummerlovin had me a blaaaaaaast pull down ya knickers push my cock in your ass pull out my cock shoot on your tits Look in ya eyes and give u a kiss

Bummerdays fucking away oooo ahhh

What a beautiful sight

Wella im the fella

Ooof fuck me more fuck me more

Can u cum on command

Fuck me more fuck me more

Now time to cum on my hand

I should write songs lol

NOT MEETING AT ALL I GOT ALL I GOT MY DREAMS AS REALITY

NO MIDGETS UNDER 4'5

NO ASIANS ITS A PREFERENCE

NO MEXICANS STAY OFF MY WALL

NO DISABLED BADGES

INFACT FUCK IT NO PEOPLE AT ALL

KEEP OFF THE GRASS

I just copy and pasted my profile cos im lazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, I'm Amy ... annoyingly optimistic and laid back. Love my life, my family, friends and my job. Have ace hobbies being a wee bit of an adrenaline junkie and live in the simply gorgeous West Cornwall though get to work in SW London too.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Hi I'm Paul

I live in Devon and work in Cornwall, although I am moving to Cornwall in the next month or so. Apparently I "relish being in the limelight, flirt outrageously with everyone and can be utterly caustic now and again".

You may have been warned off me by a number of prominent forum users, I should heed their warnings if I were you, as they are probably correct....

I am a simple soul, who never looks for anything complicated or associated drama and yet both seem to stick to me like cum to a curtain.

Be well.

“This is the kind of Friend

You are -

Without making me realise

My soul's anguished history,

You slip into my house at night,

And while I am sleeping,

You silently carry off

All my suffering and sordid past

In Your beautiful

Hands.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,m jon in Cornwall,

I,m very relaxed ,funny well I think I,m funny but I also just giggle to myself a lot.

Kayaker, Walker ,dog walker extraordinaire lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I,m jon in Cornwall,

I,m very relaxed ,funny well I think I,m funny but I also just giggle to myself a lot.

Kayaker, Walker ,dog walker extraordinaire lol

Well you do have an extraordinary dog!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I,m jon in Cornwall,

I,m very relaxed ,funny well I think I,m funny but I also just giggle to myself a lot.

Kayaker, Walker ,dog walker extraordinaire lol

Well you do have an extraordinary dog!!!

More than one

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I'm Mac. I'm one part lovely and one part absolute 'mare. I leave you with my voice ringing in your ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all I'm Mike,45, from Edinburgh originally but I have been living in Tottenham, London for the past 12 years. I've only been on the site nearly two weeks now and looking forward to making some new friends on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice to meet you all!

It’s not my first time on Fab but only recently rejoined. I’m in Lancashire.. shy at first but working on being more confident, especially about the way I look.

I like to think I’m friendly and I’m definitely non-judgemental.

I enjoy silently correcting people’s grammar, nature and going to the gym. Looking forward to getting to know you all more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice to meet you all!

It’s not my first time on Fab but only recently rejoined. I’m in Lancashire.. shy at first but working on being more confident, especially about the way I look.

I like to think I’m friendly and I’m definitely non-judgemental.

I enjoy silently correcting people’s grammar, nature and going to the gym. Looking forward to getting to know you all more

Love to chat with you, weak in grammar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice to meet you all!

It’s not my first time on Fab but only recently rejoined. I’m in Lancashire.. shy at first but working on being more confident, especially about the way I look.

I like to think I’m friendly and I’m definitely non-judgemental.

I enjoy silently correcting people’s grammar, nature and going to the gym. Looking forward to getting to know you all more

Love to chat with you, weak in grammar

That’s ok, as long as you’re prepared to be silently corrected

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By *igtitcouple82Couple
over a year ago

milton keynes

We are T & S in Milton Keynes

Both new to fab and swinging and are enjoying exploring and having fun along the way

I’m T am curvy and shy to start with he S is confident and a wrestler in his spare time

We live quite hectic lives but make sure we always make time for us

Looking forward to chatting with u all more x

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By *lair101TV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen, westhill

Aloha

I'm Clair. I'm a certified massage therapist.. Living full time for 3y now and just started hormones

I love my job and am passionate about body work.. Meeting new people and working with all the other girls is so rewarding.

Been a DJ since 1997. Nowadays, all my mixes are on SoundCloud. If you like chilled triphop and jazzy instrumentals.. Give me a bell.

Much Love x

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