FabSwingers.com forum: Meets where the woman couldn’t get moist ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has this ever happened to you ladies, if so was it cause of the pressure to perform, or maybe too many people in the room, whatever the reason we would love to hear from you ?

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over a year ago

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"Has this ever happened to you ladies, if so was it cause of the pressure to perform, or maybe too many people in the room, whatever the reason we would love to hear from you ? "

If I’m not turned on or attracted to someone then it’s like my pussy decides to shut up shop, closed, noones getting in! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the state of the face of men and for some the state of their stick and balls

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Some Evian spray up her chute and away I go

No biggie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has this ever happened to you ladies, if so was it cause of the pressure to perform, or maybe too many people in the room, whatever the reason we would love to hear from you ?

If I’m not turned on or attracted to someone then it’s like my pussy decides to shut up shop, closed, noones getting in! Lol "

But when a bloke can’t get hard, it’s always other factors, like pressure to perform etc ?!

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"Has this ever happened to you ladies, if so was it cause of the pressure to perform, or maybe too many people in the room, whatever the reason we would love to hear from you ?

If I’m not turned on or attracted to someone then it’s like my pussy decides to shut up shop, closed, noones getting in! Lol

But when a bloke can’t get hard, it’s always other factors, like pressure to perform etc ?!"
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It’s why we like a social first

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

"Some Evian spray up her chute and away I go

No biggie"

Where could one obtain said Evian spray

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Whenever I hear the word moist I always think of cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quick spurt of WD40 and she'll be purring again in no time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A quick spurt of WD40 and she'll be purring again in no time..."

I prefer GT85. Smells nicer too.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A little finger up the bum and she’ll be dripping like a St Bernard’s chin.

Always works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A quick spurt of WD40 and she'll be purring again in no time...

I prefer GT85. Smells nicer too."

Penetrating oil anyone?

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"A little finger up the bum and she’ll be dripping like a St Bernard’s chin.

Always works for me

good to know you like a finger up your bum to start you dripping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find in this weather everything is moist, even the fridge looks moist

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By *hoenix Couple 666Couple
over a year ago

Dewsbury

"A little finger up the bum and she’ll be dripping like a St Bernard’s chin.

Always works for me

good to know you like a finger up your bum to start you dripping

Nothing wrong with a little finger bum action

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"A little finger up the bum and she’ll be dripping like a St Bernard’s chin.

Always works for me

good to know you like a finger up your bum to start you dripping

Are you offering

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

They like it because I feel tighter. I just lay back and pray for it to be over.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"A little finger up the bum and she’ll be dripping like a St Bernard’s chin.

Always works for me

good to know you like a finger up your bum to start you dripping

Are you offering

Sadly you’re not looking to meet couples, we come as a pair!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"A little finger up the bum and she’ll be dripping like a St Bernard’s chin.

Always works for me

good to know you like a finger up your bum to start you dripping

Are you offering

Sadly you’re not looking to meet couples, we come as a pair! "

I could of had 2 little fingers as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kissing gets me moist. So if kissing didn't happen then there was no sex.

Kissing happens rarely as I am very fussy.

It's ok. My toys make me moist.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"A little finger up the bum and she’ll be dripping like a St Bernard’s chin.

Always works for me

good to know you like a finger up your bum to start you dripping

Are you offering

Sadly you’re not looking to meet couples, we come as a pair!

I could of had 2 little fingers as well

Hahaha I can’t see Mr J putting his finger in any blokes bum....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing gets me moist. So if kissing didn't happen then there was no sex.

Kissing happens rarely as I am very fussy.

It's ok. My toys make me moist."

You kiss your toys???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing gets me moist. So if kissing didn't happen then there was no sex.

Kissing happens rarely as I am very fussy.

It's ok. My toys make me moist.

You kiss your toys???

No I don't. I don't need to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has this ever happened to you ladies, if so was it cause of the pressure to perform, or maybe too many people in the room, whatever the reason we would love to hear from you ? "

My funniest story club fun woman was dry so I grabbed what I thought was the lube !!!! Apparently hand saunters burns !!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Has this ever happened to you ladies, if so was it cause of the pressure to perform, or maybe too many people in the room, whatever the reason we would love to hear from you ?

If I’m not turned on or attracted to someone then it’s like my pussy decides to shut up shop, closed, noones getting in! Lol

But when a bloke can’t get hard, it’s always other factors, like pressure to perform etc ?!"

If this is a serious question - and knowing you I very much doubt it is - then the pressure to perform - particularly in a group or club (whilst being watched) situation - is always put squarely on the guy!

If he doesn’t get hard when a woman gives him a blow job then it’s obviously him at fault - not an inept blowjob!

If a woman isn’t soaking wet then it’s his fault!

If in doubt - blame the man!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Has this ever happened to you ladies, if so was it cause of the pressure to perform, or maybe too many people in the room, whatever the reason we would love to hear from you ?

If I’m not turned on or attracted to someone then it’s like my pussy decides to shut up shop, closed, noones getting in! Lol

But when a bloke can’t get hard, it’s always other factors, like pressure to perform etc ?!

If he doesn’t get hard when a woman gives him a blow job then it’s obviously him at fault - not an inept blowjob!

If a woman isn’t soaking wet then it’s his fault!

If in doubt - blame the man!

I think that's his point, on the back of the men not getting hard thread.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Has this ever happened to you ladies, if so was it cause of the pressure to perform, or maybe too many people in the room, whatever the reason we would love to hear from you ?

If I’m not turned on or attracted to someone then it’s like my pussy decides to shut up shop, closed, noones getting in! Lol

But when a bloke can’t get hard, it’s always other factors, like pressure to perform etc ?!

If he doesn’t get hard when a woman gives him a blow job then it’s obviously him at fault - not an inept blowjob!

If a woman isn’t soaking wet then it’s his fault!

If in doubt - blame the man!

I think that's his point, on the back of the men not getting hard thread.

I guessed - but I thought I’d get drawn in anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was with a woman once and she told me before hand that she couldn't get moist with anyone so needed to use lube. She wasn't into cunnylingus either so that relationship didn't last, plus she was a fruit loop when she was d*unk, it was like jekyll and hyde

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

There's a reason I carry a block of marge in my string bag....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing gets me moist. So if kissing didn't happen then there was no sex.

Kissing happens rarely as I am very fussy.

It's ok. My toys make me moist.

You kiss your toys???

No I don't. I don't need to."
but kissing gets you moist. Do you kids the back of your hand and then use your toys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They like it because I feel tighter. I just lay back and pray for it to be over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing gets me moist. So if kissing didn't happen then there was no sex.

Kissing happens rarely as I am very fussy.

It's ok. My toys make me moist.

You kiss your toys???

No I don't. I don't need to. but kissing gets you moist. Do you kids the back of your hand and then use your toys?"

No. I just turn them on.

Kissing is associated with people in my case. If meet didn't go any further then I use my toys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing gets me moist. So if kissing didn't happen then there was no sex.

Kissing happens rarely as I am very fussy.

It's ok. My toys make me moist.

You kiss your toys???

No I don't. I don't need to. but kissing gets you moist. Do you kids the back of your hand and then use your toys?

No. I just turn them on.

Kissing is associated with people in my case. If meet didn't go any further then I use my toys."

Hes just being a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O definitely wouldn't play if she wasnt turned on...why we only ever do club meets and never promise any play, only ever going with the flow of that evening for us both have to want it on the night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing gets me moist. So if kissing didn't happen then there was no sex.

Kissing happens rarely as I am very fussy.

It's ok. My toys make me moist.

You kiss your toys???

No I don't. I don't need to. but kissing gets you moist. Do you kids the back of your hand and then use your toys?

No. I just turn them on.

Kissing is associated with people in my case. If meet didn't go any further then I use my toys.

Hes just being a dick

Why thank you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There's a reason I carry a block of marge in my string bag.... "

Marge again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a reason I carry a block of marge in my string bag....

Marge again?

Simpson

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"There's a reason I carry a block of marge in my string bag....

Marge again?

It's not co-incidence. Keep a look out for the third one...... fucking conspiracies.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Has this ever happened to you ladies, if so was it cause of the pressure to perform, or maybe too many people in the room, whatever the reason we would love to hear from you ?

If I’m not turned on or attracted to someone then it’s like my pussy decides to shut up shop, closed, noones getting in! Lol

But when a bloke can’t get hard, it’s always other factors, like pressure to perform etc ?!

If he doesn’t get hard when a woman gives him a blow job then it’s obviously him at fault - not an inept blowjob!

If a woman isn’t soaking wet then it’s his fault!

If in doubt - blame the man!

https://youtu.be/F3XuJYXiGEo

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There's a reason I carry a block of marge in my string bag....

Marge again?

It's not co-incidence. Keep a look out for the third one...... fucking conspiracies. "

I like the idea of conspiring to fuck.

On the look out for Marge and marge.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Jeez you’ve gone upmarket. Least you won’t get a lard arse now

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

https://youtu.be/F3XuJYXiGEo

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Spit and wipe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happens to me so often, they must be defunct or something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez you’ve gone upmarket. Least you won’t get a lard arse now

Got any post-its?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Jeez you’ve gone upmarket. Least you won’t get a lard arse now

Got any post-its?

Never leave home without them

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Jeez you’ve gone upmarket. Least you won’t get a lard arse now

Got any post-its?

Never leave home without them

Blimey! What brought you out of retirement? Lovely to see you. We just need Obi to comment now and the bromance can resume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on the state of the face of men and for some the state of their stick and balls "

Yep. Battered, small and floppy won’t get the juices flowing. That’s why pics in advance of a meet help.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Jeez you’ve gone upmarket. Least you won’t get a lard arse now

Got any post-its?

Never leave home without them

Blimey! What brought you out of retirement? Lovely to see you. We just need Obi to comment now and the bromance can resume.

Obi was here a few months back, then whoooooof he was gone again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm not working, just spit on it and whack it in there. I'll manage.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Jeez you’ve gone upmarket. Least you won’t get a lard arse now

Ryan....... How utterly utterly butterly !

To see you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just carry a giant bottle of lube, it'll be right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure if there isn't attraction then the lady doesn't get wet, unless she has a medical condition.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm sure if there isn't attraction then the lady doesn't get wet, unless she has a medical condition. "

I may get damp but I can't guarantee it's my quim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many women in the pre menopause stage find it difficult to get wet due to vagina drieness and as this affect women at any age but predominantly ovet 40 then it happens a lot.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

A sensual body tease generally works

If not, my body and mind is not feeling it or the person, no matter what they do

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Jeez you’ve gone upmarket. Least you won’t get a lard arse now

Got any post-its?

Never leave home without them

Blimey! What brought you out of retirement? Lovely to see you. We just need Obi to comment now and the bromance can resume.

I’m not getting into a donut slinging contest with him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure if there isn't attraction then the lady doesn't get wet, unless she has a medical condition.

I may get damp but I can't guarantee it's my quim.

Extra points for the word quim.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Jeez you’ve gone upmarket. Least you won’t get a lard arse now

Ryan....... How utterly utterly butterly !

To see you x "

Likewise Granny even if you are spreading it on a bit thick.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Jeez you’ve gone upmarket. Least you won’t get a lard arse now

Ryan....... How utterly utterly butterly !

To see you x

Likewise Granny even if you are spreading it on a bit thick. "

She says 'butterly' but she means marge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kissing gets me moist. So if kissing didn't happen then there was no sex.

Kissing happens rarely as I am very fussy.

It's ok. My toys make me moist.

You kiss your toys???

No I don't. I don't need to. but kissing gets you moist. Do you kids the back of your hand and then use your toys?

No. I just turn them on.

Kissing is associated with people in my case. If meet didn't go any further then I use my toys.

Hes just being a dick

Why thank you

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just take time .... seems to work. Patience is key ... and some extra lube if necessary!

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By *xycpl699Couple
over a year ago

kilmarnock

"A little finger up the bum and she’ll be dripping like a St Bernard’s chin.

Always works for me

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wouldn't work for me not all women like anal play.hollie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought that was a mith ladies liking anal

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