FabSwingers.com forum: Workplace courses

By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

New courses are now available through the Fab learning resource centre

designed to dovetail with the new Personal Appraisal and Staff

Development Systems. Nominations should be made through line management.

Personal Development Courses

D110 Creative Suffering

D120 Overcoming Peace of Mind

D130 Ego Gratification Through Violence

D140 Whine Your Way to Alienation

D150 Guilt Without Sex

D160 Feigning Knowledge - a career advancement strategy

D210 Carrying a Sheet of Paper Whilst Walking Briskly

D220 Keeping Facts Out of Your Management Structure

D230 Effective Stupidity

D240 Discovering Clockwatching

D250 How to Appear Interested

D260 The Art of Problem Making

D270 Planning Without Forethought

Business and Career Development Courses

C110 Packaging, Marketing and Selling Your Child

C120 How to Make a profit From Your Own Body

C130 Money Can Make You Rich

C140 The Under Achievers Guide to Obscurity

C150 Tattooing Your Colleagues as an Income Supplement

C160 Credit Purchasing With Your Kidney Donor Card

C210 Stress as a Hobby

C220 Indecision - which way now?

Fitness and Health

F110 The Joys of Hypochondria

F120 High-fibre Sex

F130 Skate Your Way to Regularity

F140 The Repair and Maintenance of Your Virginity

F150 Optional Bodily Functions

F160 Standing Up to Haemorrhoids

F220 Preventative Self Abuse

Relaxation and Craft Courses

R110 Bonsai Your Pet

R120 Needlecraft For Junkies

R130 Orchestrated Flatulence for Beginners

R140 Making Others Panic

R150 Introduction to Backstabbing

R170 Recycling Body Waste

R180 Advanced Dandruff Sculpture

Health and Safety Courses

H110 Cultivating Viruses in the Office Refrigerator

H120 Sinus Drainage in the Open Office

H130 Identifying Toilet Smells

H140 Interesting Bathroom Fungi

H150 Cooking by VDU - Energy Efficiency at Work