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Mary had a little lamb

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She tied it to a Pylon, 400,000 volts went up its arse and turned its fleece to nylon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor little lamb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's next on your hit list??? Noah? Moses?

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By *andS_GlasgowCouple
over a year ago

Giffnock

and from its nylon it made 400 bodystockings


"She tied it to a Pylon, 400,000 volts went up its arse and turned its fleece to nylon "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's next on your hit list??? Noah? Moses? "

A polar bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's next on your hit list??? Noah? Moses?

A polar bear "

A polar bear at Woodstock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's next on your hit list??? Noah? Moses?

A polar bear

A polar bear at Woodstock "

At least they got to go, the poor penguins didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's next on your hit list??? Noah? Moses?

A polar bear

A polar bear at Woodstock

At least they got to go, the poor penguins didn't "

Stop it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's next on your hit list??? Noah? Moses?

A polar bear

A polar bear at Woodstock

At least they got to go, the poor penguins didn't "

Poor guin guins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's next on your hit list??? Noah? Moses?

A polar bear

A polar bear at Woodstock

At least they got to go, the poor penguins didn't

Poor guin guins"

They'd have been so happy with their wee dancing feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's next on your hit list??? Noah? Moses?

A polar bear

A polar bear at Woodstock

At least they got to go, the poor penguins didn't

Poor guin guins

They'd have been so happy with their wee dancing feet "

Jimi Hendrix being an edgy left handed draft dodger would have been acceptable with dancing penguins, instead we got polar bears twerking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's next on your hit list??? Noah? Moses?

A polar bear

A polar bear at Woodstock

At least they got to go, the poor penguins didn't

Poor guin guins

They'd have been so happy with their wee dancing feet

Jimi Hendrix being an edgy left handed draft dodger would have been acceptable with dancing penguins, instead we got polar bears twerking"

And wearing sunglasses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little pig and couldn't stop it grunting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's next on your hit list??? Noah? Moses?

A polar bear

A polar bear at Woodstock

At least they got to go, the poor penguins didn't

Poor guin guins

They'd have been so happy with their wee dancing feet

Jimi Hendrix being an edgy left handed draft dodger would have been acceptable with dancing penguins, instead we got polar bears twerking

And wearing sunglasses. "

Don't remind me

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By *iverpooldarkoMan
over a year ago

wilmslow

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By *iverpooldarkoMan
over a year ago

wilmslow


"Mary had a little pig and couldn't stop it grunting

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She got fed up and cut it up and used it as bunting

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"Mary had a little pig and couldn't stop it grunting

"

She led it down the garden path and kicked it's little head in.

Or something!

Mary had a little dress

It was split up high

And everywhere that Mary went

The boys could see her thigh.

Mary had another dress

That was split up front

But she never wore that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little sheep, she also had a duck.

She put them on the mantle piece to see of they would......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She kept it in a bucket

Every time the bulldog come it always used to...

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over a year ago

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Mary had a little sheep, she also had a duck.

She put them on the mantle piece to see of they would...... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nylon comes from The words New York and London( Ny-Lon.).

Also the penguins are easy to p-p-p-p pick-up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mary had a little pig and couldn't stop it grunting

She led it down the garden path and kicked it's little head in.

Or something!

Mary had a little dress

It was split up high

And everywhere that Mary went

The boys could see her thigh.

Mary had another dress

That was split up front

But she never wore that one "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Mary had a little lamb .did she have a midwife or a vet ?

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