FabSwingers.com forum: TFI Friday here comes the late late nocturnal thread©™

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I've just had some strawberry trifle, washed down with some barley water. But enough of my extravagant lifestyle, what are you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here with world wide web swingers. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about absolutely anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very very welcome here. And not just on Fridays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hello

Jim and everyone

Jo x

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Evening jim , second first face

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Hello

Jim and everyone

Jo x

Doh !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! I was determined to be first!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

Jim and everyone

Jo x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! What a way to start the weekend. Firstface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Jimmer, I'm not happy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jord Farquhar

I'm at the station waiting the arrival of my man hunk.

EXCITED DANCE YAAAAAAAAAAY

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Hello

Jim and everyone

Jo x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! What a way to start the weekend. Firstface"

Oh happy to share if I've put noses out of joint.....

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

Jim and everyone

Jo x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! What a way to start the weekend. Firstface

Oh happy to share if I've put noses out of joint.....

Jo x"

Nope I'm fine!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/08/19 22:36:29]"

I've already stuffed up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/08/19 22:36:29]

I've already stuffed up."

So will I be in an hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening jim , second first face"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. The silver medal is all yours. Welcome to the weekend.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"[Removed by poster at 16/08/19 22:36:29]"

I've never won a bronze medal before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/08/19 22:36:29]

I've already stuffed up.

So will I be in an hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh! I was determined to be first! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Better luck next time. Bronzeface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally, we're lurking with intent...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine and your boobies. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Jimmer, I'm not happy! "

What can I do to turn your frown upside down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Jimmer, I'm not happy!

What can I do to turn your frown upside down?"

Make me a bacon sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jord Farquhar

I'm at the station waiting the arrival of my man hunk.

EXCITED DANCE YAAAAAAAAAAY

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. Your man is almost in reach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A special good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Bliss. Happy weekend to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jord Farquhar

I'm at the station waiting the arrival of my man hunk.

EXCITED DANCE YAAAAAAAAAAY

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. Your man is almost in reach.

I can almost smell the train

1 min to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jord Farquhar

I'm at the station waiting the arrival of my man hunk.

EXCITED DANCE YAAAAAAAAAAY

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. Your man is almost in reach.

I can almost smell the train

1 min to go.

I can hear it WOOOOOHOOOOOOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

Jim and everyone

Jo x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! What a way to start the weekend. Firstface

Oh happy to share if I've put noses out of joint.....

Jo x"

Screw those losers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jord Farquhar

I'm at the station waiting the arrival of my man hunk.

EXCITED DANCE YAAAAAAAAAAY

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. Your man is almost in reach.

I can almost smell the train

1 min to go.

I can hear it WOOOOOHOOOOOOO"

Choo Choo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

Jim and everyone

Jo x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! What a way to start the weekend. Firstface

Oh happy to share if I've put noses out of joint.....

Jo x

Screw those losers."

. No Gregg's for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jimbo

Hope you've had a cracking day!

I'm off to bed shortly...get to see my man tomorrow! Yay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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I've never won a bronze medal before"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jo, have a kiss. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/08/19 22:36:29]

I've already stuffed up.

So will I be in an hour

Sexy, sexy times.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Hello

Jim and everyone

Jo x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! What a way to start the weekend. Firstface

Oh happy to share if I've put noses out of joint.....

Jo x"

I thought i was gonna be first poster for second time running. You are a worthy winner , no need to share

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Personally, we're lurking with intent...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, ThighWalker. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. It's a bit rainy to be lurking in a tent. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Jimmer, I'm not happy!

What can I do to turn your frown upside down?

Make me a bacon sandwich.

I'm not bloody Deliveroo. I've got a nocturnal thread to do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaay "

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Jimmer, I'm not happy!

What can I do to turn your frown upside down?

Make me a bacon sandwich.

I'm not bloody Deliveroo. I've got a nocturnal thread to do."

Well why ask what you could do then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

Jim and everyone

Jo x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! What a way to start the weekend. Firstface

Oh happy to share if I've put noses out of joint.....

Jo x

Screw those losers.

. No Gregg's for you!

You're a sore loser.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo

Hope you've had a cracking day!

I'm off to bed shortly...get to see my man tomorrow! Yay

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Eileen. It's a cracking day now. Sweet dreams. You and your man have super Saturday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim, and everyone else.

Is it just me or is it really cold tonight? I do live up North though so I shouldn't be surprised.

I need someone to warm me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone ! Hope you all have a lovely evening whatever you are up to!

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By *anB451Man
over a year ago

Reading

Evening all!

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By *anB451Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Evening Jim, and everyone else.

Is it just me or is it really cold tonight? I do live up North though so I shouldn't be surprised.

I need someone to warm me up!

Yep, it's cold and wet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Jimmer, I'm not happy!

What can I do to turn your frown upside down?

Make me a bacon sandwich.

I'm not bloody Deliveroo. I've got a nocturnal thread to do.

Well why ask what you could do then!

What can I do, within reason. For goodness sakes. Tell you what, I'll come round with a bacon sandwich later. And deliver it like that Amazon delivery driver. Through your window!

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Good evening folk, I’m not busy being at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, and everyone else.

Is it just me or is it really cold tonight? I do live up North though so I shouldn't be surprised.

I need someone to warm me up!

Hi molly. Its been a while! How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Jimmer, I'm not happy!

What can I do to turn your frown upside down?

Make me a bacon sandwich.

I'm not bloody Deliveroo. I've got a nocturnal thread to do.

Well why ask what you could do then!

What can I do, within reason. For goodness sakes. Tell you what, I'll come round with a bacon sandwich later. And deliver it like that Amazon delivery driver. Through your window!"

Well that would be perfect. Thank you.

That was hilarious, did you see on the one show, they tried to recreate it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, and everyone else.

Is it just me or is it really cold tonight? I do live up North though so I shouldn't be surprised.

I need someone to warm me up!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. How wonderful to see you. It's a bit on the cool side. I'm nocturnalling in an old hoody. I'm sure you can find someone for some body heat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I really have to do a sit down wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, and everyone else.

Is it just me or is it really cold tonight? I do live up North though so I shouldn't be surprised.

I need someone to warm me up!

Hi molly. Its been a while! How are you? "

Hi, and yes it has! I'm up and down. I would be happier if it wasn't fainting and Jim had shared his profile with me though but i'm okay thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, and everyone else.

Is it just me or is it really cold tonight? I do live up North though so I shouldn't be surprised.

I need someone to warm me up!

Hi molly. Its been a while! How are you?

Hi, and yes it has! I'm up and down. I would be happier if it wasn't fainting and Jim had shared his profile with me though but i'm okay thanks."

Raining not fainting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, and everyone else.

Is it just me or is it really cold tonight? I do live up North though so I shouldn't be surprised.

I need someone to warm me up!

Hi molly. Its been a while! How are you?

Hi, and yes it has! I'm up and down. I would be happier if it wasn't fainting and Jim had shared his profile with me though but i'm okay thanks.

Raining not fainting!"

And trifle not profile. Bloody auto correct!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening everyone ! Hope you all have a lovely evening whatever you are up to!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, my mate, Marmite. I hope you have a lovely night. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan. What's your favourite food that comes from out of a can? Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really have to do a sit down wee."

You always seem to be off for a sit down wee. Perhaps you need to drink less barley water.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening folk, I’m not busy being at work"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MissClare, in your black underwear. Nice work if you can get it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Jimmer, I'm not happy!

What can I do to turn your frown upside down?

Make me a bacon sandwich.

I'm not bloody Deliveroo. I've got a nocturnal thread to do.

Well why ask what you could do then!

What can I do, within reason. For goodness sakes. Tell you what, I'll come round with a bacon sandwich later. And deliver it like that Amazon delivery driver. Through your window!

Well that would be perfect. Thank you.

That was hilarious, did you see on the one show, they tried to recreate it.

I really liked the delivery that was put under the mat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, and everyone else.

Is it just me or is it really cold tonight? I do live up North though so I shouldn't be surprised.

I need someone to warm me up!

Hi molly. Its been a while! How are you?

Hi, and yes it has! I'm up and down. I would be happier if it wasn't fainting and Jim had shared his profile with me though but i'm okay thanks.

Raining not fainting!"

For a moment there I thought I'd made a woman faint.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, and everyone else.

Is it just me or is it really cold tonight? I do live up North though so I shouldn't be surprised.

I need someone to warm me up!

Hi molly. Its been a while! How are you?

Hi, and yes it has! I'm up and down. I would be happier if it wasn't fainting and Jim had shared his profile with me though but i'm okay thanks.

Raining not fainting!

And trifle not profile. Bloody auto correct! "

For a moment I thought you were really enjoying my profile.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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who have Villa got tomorrow Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, and everyone else.

Is it just me or is it really cold tonight? I do live up North though so I shouldn't be surprised.

I need someone to warm me up!

Hi molly. Its been a while! How are you?

Hi, and yes it has! I'm up and down. I would be happier if it wasn't fainting and Jim had shared his profile with me though but i'm okay thanks.

Raining not fainting!

For a moment there I thought I'd made a woman faint. "

There's still time for that yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really have to do a sit down wee.

You always seem to be off for a sit down wee. Perhaps you need to drink less barley water.

I have to hydrate myself. Even on a cool rainy night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Jimbo

Hope you've had a cracking day!

I'm off to bed shortly...get to see my man tomorrow! Yay

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Eileen. It's a cracking day now. Sweet dreams. You and your man have super Saturday. Smileyface"

Thanks Jimbo

Enjoy your weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"who have Villa got tomorrow Jim"

Bournemouth at Villa Park. I'm really hoping for three points tomorrow. Who are The Toffees playing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, and everyone else.

Is it just me or is it really cold tonight? I do live up North though so I shouldn't be surprised.

I need someone to warm me up!

Hi molly. Its been a while! How are you?

Hi, and yes it has! I'm up and down. I would be happier if it wasn't fainting and Jim had shared his profile with me though but i'm okay thanks.

Raining not fainting!

For a moment there I thought I'd made a woman faint.

There's still time for that yet.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"who have Villa got tomorrow Jim

Bournemouth at Villa Park. I'm really hoping for three points tomorrow. Who are The Toffees playing?"

Watford at Goodison .....needs to be 3 points if we want to challenge for europe

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello Jim and haven't looked, but any nice people in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"who have Villa got tomorrow Jim

Bournemouth at Villa Park. I'm really hoping for three points tomorrow. Who are The Toffees playing?

Watford at Goodison .....needs to be 3 points if we want to challenge for europe"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

Europe - The Final Countdown (Official Video) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Jim and haven't looked, but any nice people in here

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. It's the usual crowd of riff-raff and misfits. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, riff-raff and misfits. By strange coincidence, the name of new band is Riff-raff and the Misfits. What are the chances of that.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hello Jim and haven't looked, but any nice people in here

Very slim I would think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you drink two glasses of barley water, then you'll do two sit down wees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you drink two glasses of barley water, then you'll do two sit down wees."

You also need to have a small or weak bladder most likely, too.

You should have shared your profile by the way. I'm a trickle upset that you didn't.

I'm so funny.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"If you drink two glasses of barley water, then you'll do two sit down wees."
,

Right I'm off to Tescos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you drink two glasses of barley water, then you'll do two sit down wees.

You also need to have a small or weak bladder most likely, too.

You should have shared your profile by the way. I'm a trickle upset that you didn't.

I'm so funny.

Trifle, I meant trifle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello SexyJim (&all)

Hope you’re good, dude! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Jim and haven't looked, but any nice people in here

Very slim I would think

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you drink two glasses of barley water, then you'll do two sit down wees.,

Right I'm off to Tescos

Other supermarkets are available.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you drink two glasses of barley water, then you'll do two sit down wees.

You also need to have a small or weak bladder most likely, too.

You should have shared your profile by the way. I'm a trickle upset that you didn't.

I'm so funny.

Trifle, I meant trifle!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello SexyJim (&all)

Hope you’re good, dude! X"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Boldy and your legs. I'm good, and my bladder is empty. How are you? x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"If you drink two glasses of barley water, then you'll do two sit down wees.,

Right I'm off to Tescos

Other supermarkets are available."

. Have you had your sit down wee already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you drink two glasses of barley water, then you'll do two sit down wees.,

Right I'm off to Tescos

Other supermarkets are available.

. Have you had your sit down wee already

Yes! That's what inspired my little piece of philosophy.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"Good evening folk, I’m not busy being at work

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MissClare, in your black underwear. Nice work if you can get it."

I won’t lie, it’s nice being lazy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening folk, I’m not busy being at work

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MissClare, in your black underwear. Nice work if you can get it.

I won’t lie, it’s nice being lazy!"

Even nicer to be paid to be lazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello SexyJim (&all)

Hope you’re good, dude! X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Boldy and your legs. I'm good, and my bladder is empty. How are you? x"

I’m delighted with your bladder update, it’s truly made my night.

Great, thanks. Doing my usual, being a creep. (A nice one, obvs

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's the midnight hour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IuALymbySw

Amy Winehouse - 'Round Midnight - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello SexyJim (&all)

Hope you’re good, dude! X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Boldy and your legs. I'm good, and my bladder is empty. How are you? x

I’m delighted with your bladder update, it’s truly made my night.

Great, thanks. Doing my usual, being a creep. (A nice one, obvs

)

Jeepers creepers. I attempted to say that in a Northern Irish accent. Thank goodness nobody is around to hear.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

How has your week been?

I'm up home in Hull, been here since Monday and 5 more days to go!

I'm at the club in Hull; not v busy but enough to see!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello SexyJim (&all)

Hope you’re good, dude! X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Boldy and your legs. I'm good, and my bladder is empty. How are you? x

I’m delighted with your bladder update, it’s truly made my night.

Great, thanks. Doing my usual, being a creep. (A nice one, obvs

)

Jeepers creepers. I attempted to say that in a Northern Irish accent. Thank goodness nobody is around to hear."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How has your week been?

I'm up home in Hull, been here since Monday and 5 more days to go!

I'm at the club in Hull; not v busy but enough to see!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been a pretty good week.

It's not just horny in Dudley. It's also horny in Hull.

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over a year ago

"Hello SexyJim (&all)

Hope you’re good, dude! X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Boldy and your legs. I'm good, and my bladder is empty. How are you? x

I’m delighted with your bladder update, it’s truly made my night.

Great, thanks. Doing my usual, being a creep. (A nice one, obvs

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Jeepers creepers. I attempted to say that in a Northern Irish accent. Thank goodness nobody is around to hear."

I’ll be needing to hear that sometime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello SexyJim (&all)

Hope you’re good, dude! X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Boldy and your legs. I'm good, and my bladder is empty. How are you? x

I’m delighted with your bladder update, it’s truly made my night.

Great, thanks. Doing my usual, being a creep. (A nice one, obvs

)

Jeepers creepers. I attempted to say that in a Northern Irish accent. Thank goodness nobody is around to hear.

I’ll be needing to hear that sometime

I don't know what the hell it sounded like, but it wasn't Irish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all...having a nightmare day. Dropped my phone down the loo last night and it is still not working ... then tried to set up my kik account on ipad, but cant remeber password...so tried to reset through my email...but ballsed that password too ...and they all link back to the phone that i cant get to work ...arrrrrgggghhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm back!

Did you miss me?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Jim! Hic...

been out partying hence late to bed

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Good evening James, evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening James, evening all

Your up late babs. Hello anyway.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Good evening James, evening all

Your up late babs. Hello anyway.

I am! Starting to get snuggled now though

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Bed time. Zzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all...having a nightmare day. Dropped my phone down the loo last night and it is still not working ... then tried to set up my kik account on ipad, but cant remeber password...so tried to reset through my email...but ballsed that password too ...and they all link back to the phone that i cant get to work ...arrrrrgggghhhhh"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Black Midnight. I'm sorry to read about your technical problems.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm back!

Did you miss me? "

Yes, I was getting lonely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bed time. Zzzzz"

Na night, Legs. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim! Hic...

been out partying hence late to bed "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. Hope you had a good night. Happy birthday. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening James, evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Nice to read you, to read you nice. Smileyface

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Good evening James, evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Nice to read you, to read you nice. Smileyface"

Where have you been James? I’ve been waiting. Sit down wee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening James, evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Nice to read you, to read you nice. Smileyface

Where have you been James? I’ve been waiting. Sit down wee? "

I did go for the third sit down wee of tonight's nocturnal thread. Then I looked for some Pringles, found Pringles. Now I've almost finished the Pringles.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Good evening James, evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Nice to read you, to read you nice. Smileyface

Where have you been James? I’ve been waiting. Sit down wee?

I did go for the third sit down wee of tonight's nocturnal thread. Then I looked for some Pringles, found Pringles. Now I've almost finished the Pringles."

Ooo I want Pringles now! What flavour have you got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm twerkin' and jerkin'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit is kicking off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing the helicopter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Madness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Utter madness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening James, evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Nice to read you, to read you nice. Smileyface

Where have you been James? I’ve been waiting. Sit down wee?

I did go for the third sit down wee of tonight's nocturnal thread. Then I looked for some Pringles, found Pringles. Now I've almost finished the Pringles.

Ooo I want Pringles now! What flavour have you got? "

I did have sour cream and onion. Not anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening James, evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Nice to read you, to read you nice. Smileyface

Where have you been James? I’ve been waiting. Sit down wee?

I did go for the third sit down wee of tonight's nocturnal thread. Then I looked for some Pringles, found Pringles. Now I've almost finished the Pringles.

Ooo I want Pringles now! What flavour have you got?

I did have sour cream and onion. Not anymore. "

I have cheesy wotsits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Utter madness."

What the hell is happening in Hampshire?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Utter madness.

What the hell is happening in Hampshire?!"

Oh loads of madness. Hampshire is where its at.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening James, evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Nice to read you, to read you nice. Smileyface

Where have you been James? I’ve been waiting. Sit down wee?

I did go for the third sit down wee of tonight's nocturnal thread. Then I looked for some Pringles, found Pringles. Now I've almost finished the Pringles.

Ooo I want Pringles now! What flavour have you got?

I did have sour cream and onion. Not anymore.

I have cheesy wotsits. "

You bloody pervert. Those are the dirtiest of all crisps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening James, evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Nice to read you, to read you nice. Smileyface

Where have you been James? I’ve been waiting. Sit down wee?

I did go for the third sit down wee of tonight's nocturnal thread. Then I looked for some Pringles, found Pringles. Now I've almost finished the Pringles.

Ooo I want Pringles now! What flavour have you got?

I did have sour cream and onion. Not anymore.

I have cheesy wotsits.

You bloody pervert. Those are the dirtiest of all crisps."

Oh ye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm twerkin' and jerkin'!"

You should do a twerk pic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening James, evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Nice to read you, to read you nice. Smileyface

Where have you been James? I’ve been waiting. Sit down wee?

I did go for the third sit down wee of tonight's nocturnal thread. Then I looked for some Pringles, found Pringles. Now I've almost finished the Pringles.

Ooo I want Pringles now! What flavour have you got?

I did have sour cream and onion. Not anymore.

I have cheesy wotsits.

You bloody pervert. Those are the dirtiest of all crisps.

Oh ye

You've got no shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening James, evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Nice to read you, to read you nice. Smileyface

Where have you been James? I’ve been waiting. Sit down wee?

I did go for the third sit down wee of tonight's nocturnal thread. Then I looked for some Pringles, found Pringles. Now I've almost finished the Pringles.

Ooo I want Pringles now! What flavour have you got?

I did have sour cream and onion. Not anymore.

I have cheesy wotsits.

You bloody pervert. Those are the dirtiest of all crisps.

Oh ye

You've got no shame."

Nope!

I'm a wotsit lover and proud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass me few cheesy wotsits please, I need with my beer

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over a year ago

"Pass me few cheesy wotsits please, I need with my beer

No! Get your own wotsits.

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over a year ago

"Pass me few cheesy wotsits please, I need with my beer

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, DC. You dirty bastard.

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over a year ago

"Pass me few cheesy wotsits please, I need with my beer

No! Get your own wotsits.

Meanie.

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By *edp.e84Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Pass me few cheesy wotsits please, I need with my beer

No! Get your own wotsits.

I'll have some wotsits please

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over a year ago

"Pass me few cheesy wotsits please, I need with my beer

No! Get your own wotsits.

I'll have some wotsits please"

Nope! I don't share my wotsits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass me few cheesy wotsits please, I need with my beer

No! Get your own wotsits.

Meanie."

Shhh I'm playing hard to get!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pass me few cheesy wotsits please, I need with my beer

No! Get your own wotsits.

I'll have some wotsits please"

Good luck with that. She's a right meanie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pass me few cheesy wotsits please, I need with my beer

No! Get your own wotsits.

Meanie.

Shhh I'm playing hard to get!

I didn't realise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass me few cheesy wotsits please, I need with my beer

No! Get your own wotsits.

Meanie.

Shhh I'm playing hard to get!

I didn't realise."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim they are talking about ghosts on another thread! Ghosts scare me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim they are talking about ghosts on another thread! Ghosts scare me.

Have you got the willies up you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Top of the Pops 1988 is on BBC Four.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim they are talking about ghosts on another thread! Ghosts scare me.

Have you got the willies up you?"

Yes I really have. I need someone to come check under my bed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim they are talking about ghosts on another thread! Ghosts scare me.

Have you got the willies up you?

Yes I really have. I need someone to come check under my bed!

Holy sheet.

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over a year ago

"Jim they are talking about ghosts on another thread! Ghosts scare me.

Have you got the willies up you?

Yes I really have. I need someone to come check under my bed!

Holy sheet."

I don't like it Jim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Top of the Pops 1988 is on BBC Four.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS2Fs2nGOl0

Belinda Carlisle - Circle in the Sand (Official Music Video ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim they are talking about ghosts on another thread! Ghosts scare me.

Have you got the willies up you?

Yes I really have. I need someone to come check under my bed!

Holy sheet.

I don't like it Jim!

They're coming for your toes.

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over a year ago

"Jim they are talking about ghosts on another thread! Ghosts scare me.

Have you got the willies up you?

Yes I really have. I need someone to come check under my bed!

Holy sheet.

I don't like it Jim!

Call Ghostbusters.

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston

Good eeeeeevening Jim

Swing

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Oh howdy while in the middle of dream land x

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over a year ago

"Good eeeeeevening Jim

Swing

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Swing. Thanks for the good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Good to see you, dude. Are two at it again?

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By *edp.e84Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Pass me few cheesy wotsits please, I need with my beer

No! Get your own wotsits.

I'll have some wotsits please

Nope! I don't share my wotsits. "

Even if I asked nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, William Billy Bill. Happy weekend. I nearly said happy Saturday. But I don't like to be premature in Texas.

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over a year ago

"Oh howdy while in the middle of dream land x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, and howdy, Rowdy. You're on Fab in your sleep. You're sleepfabbing.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, William Billy Bill. Happy weekend. I nearly said happy Saturday. But I don't like to be premature in Texas."
for the ladies i hope your not premature anywhere, friday evening around 8:00 p.m. here still in the 90's, not moving anywhere fast

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over a year ago

"Jim they are talking about ghosts on another thread! Ghosts scare me.

Have you got the willies up you?

Yes I really have. I need someone to come check under my bed!

Holy sheet.

I don't like it Jim!

They're coming for your toes."

It's OK, iv got my extra thick socks on.

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over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, William Billy Bill. Happy weekend. I nearly said happy Saturday. But I don't like to be premature in Texas. for the ladies i hope your not premature anywhere, friday evening around 8:00 p.m. here still in the 90's, not moving anywhere fast "

Happy Friday! Are you watching Friends? Friday night used to be Friends night in in the UK in the '90s.

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over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Happy Friday! Are you watching Friends? Friday night used to be Friends night in in the UK in the '90s."

I love friends.

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over a year ago

"Jim they are talking about ghosts on another thread! Ghosts scare me.

Have you got the willies up you?

Yes I really have. I need someone to come check under my bed!

Holy sheet.

I don't like it Jim!

They're coming for your toes.

It's OK, iv got my extra thick socks on. "

It's good to wear protection.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Happy Friday! Are you watching Friends? Friday night used to be Friends night in in the UK in the '90s.

I love friends. "

And your friends love you.

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over a year ago

"Jim they are talking about ghosts on another thread! Ghosts scare me.

Have you got the willies up you?

Yes I really have. I need someone to come check under my bed!

Holy sheet.

I don't like it Jim!

They're coming for your toes.

It's OK, iv got my extra thick socks on.

It's good to wear protection."

My thoughts exactly, better safe than sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Happy Friday! Are you watching Friends? Friday night used to be Friends night in in the UK in the '90s.

I love friends.

And your friends love you."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYV_jelnZdE

Kylie Minogue - Got To Be Certain [HD] - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim they are talking about ghosts on another thread! Ghosts scare me.

Have you got the willies up you?

Yes I really have. I need someone to come check under my bed!

Holy sheet.

I don't like it Jim!

They're coming for your toes.

It's OK, iv got my extra thick socks on.

It's good to wear protection.

My thoughts exactly, better safe than sorry! "

Ectoplasm can go off at any moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim they are talking about ghosts on another thread! Ghosts scare me.

Have you got the willies up you?

Yes I really have. I need someone to come check under my bed!

Holy sheet.

I don't like it Jim!

They're coming for your toes.

It's OK, iv got my extra thick socks on.

It's good to wear protection.

My thoughts exactly, better safe than sorry!

Ectoplasm can go off at any moment."

What like slimer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim they are talking about ghosts on another thread! Ghosts scare me.

Have you got the willies up you?

Yes I really have. I need someone to come check under my bed!

Holy sheet.

I don't like it Jim!

They're coming for your toes.

It's OK, iv got my extra thick socks on.

It's good to wear protection.

My thoughts exactly, better safe than sorry!

Ectoplasm can go off at any moment.

What like slimer? "

Yes, like Slimer. Over excited and, ectoplasm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim they are talking about ghosts on another thread! Ghosts scare me.

Have you got the willies up you?

Yes I really have. I need someone to come check under my bed!

Holy sheet.

I don't like it Jim!

They're coming for your toes.

It's OK, iv got my extra thick socks on.

It's good to wear protection.

My thoughts exactly, better safe than sorry!

Ectoplasm can go off at any moment.

What like slimer?

Yes, like Slimer. Over excited and, ectoplasm!"

Oh he's cute, but I bet ectoplasm is a bugger to get out of the carpet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lorna, where's Ash? Is he disco dancing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim they are talking about ghosts on another thread! Ghosts scare me.

Have you got the willies up you?

Yes I really have. I need someone to come check under my bed!

Holy sheet.

I don't like it Jim!

They're coming for your toes.

It's OK, iv got my extra thick socks on.

It's good to wear protection.

My thoughts exactly, better safe than sorry!

Ectoplasm can go off at any moment.

What like slimer?

Yes, like Slimer. Over excited and, ectoplasm!

Oh he's cute, but I bet ectoplasm is a bugger to get out of the carpet! "

And the curtains!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I recorded Easy Rider tonight. Then Peter Fonda dies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lorna, where's Ash? Is he disco dancing?"

I imagine he's snoring.

Hes not well again bless him. He can't shake the man flu.

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over a year ago

"I recorded Easy Rider tonight. Then Peter Fonda dies."

iv just seen that on the news.

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over a year ago

"I recorded Easy Rider tonight. Then Peter Fonda dies.

iv just seen that on the news.

I can't believe it. I think I might have jixed Peter Fonda.

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over a year ago

"I recorded Easy Rider tonight. Then Peter Fonda dies.

iv just seen that on the news.

I can't believe it. I think I might have jixed Peter Fonda."

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over a year ago

"I recorded Easy Rider tonight. Then Peter Fonda dies.

iv just seen that on the news.

I can't believe it. I think I might have jixed Peter Fonda.

Jinxed, not jixed. I've never jixed on Peter Fonda.

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"I recorded Easy Rider tonight. Then Peter Fonda dies.

iv just seen that on the news.

I can't believe it. I think I might have jixed Peter Fonda.

Jinxed, not jixed. I've never jixed on Peter Fonda."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Made you look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Made you look."

What we looking at?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Made you look.

What we looking at? "

This.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The

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over a year ago

End

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