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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I keep pushing it.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Bit of grease granny, you know it makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to undo the anchor rope Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hold it across the seam. Spit on it, rub it with the tip of your two middleish fingers and rub one side on your trousers. The groin or arse cheek area work best.

Oh yeah, it helps massively if it's cloudy and for me if there are trees around.

Use a Dukes rather than a Kookaburra white ball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of WD 40 Granny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Bit of grease granny, you know it makes sense"

Hates Olivia Newton John .....

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I keep pushing it."

I’ll think you’ll find it doesn’t swing both ways, try pulling it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold it across the seam. Spit on it, rub it with the tip of your two middleish fingers and rub one side on your trousers. The groin or arse cheek area work best.

Oh yeah, it helps massively if it's cloudy and for me if there are trees around.

Use a Dukes rather than a Kookaburra white ball."

Dukes are good for swinging, but, lately, seem to be easily destroyed.

A stiff breeze helps, too, I find..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Hold it across the seam. Spit on it, rub it with the tip of your two middleish fingers and rub one side on your trousers. The groin or arse cheek area work best.

Oh yeah, it helps massively if it's cloudy and for me if there are trees around.

Use a Dukes rather than a Kookaburra white ball."

I understood that! and I have never ever spoilt a good walk ......

Been in the rough a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it is a pendulum, try winding the clock up.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I keep pushing it.

I’ll think you’ll find it doesn’t swing both ways, try pulling it"

Equals and opposites....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep pushing it."

Put your glasses on granny, that’s your coffee table you’re pushing

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Dukes are good for swinging, but, lately, seem to be easily destroyed."

Don't let the guy down the other end hit it

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've oiled it a bit

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I keep pushing it.

I’ll think you’ll find it doesn’t swing both ways, try pulling it

Equals and opposites.... "

Was that the name of the girl band you were in in the 50’s Granny? Can I sit on your knee while you tell me about it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that swing. Perhaps you need to try a different tempo

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Bit of WD 40 Granny "

Now is not the time for bra sizes. ..... !

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I keep pushing it."

Keep pushing, it'll give eventually.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Hold it across the seam. Spit on it, rub it with the tip of your two middleish fingers and rub one side on your trousers. The groin or arse cheek area work best.

Oh yeah, it helps massively if it's cloudy and for me if there are trees around.

Use a Dukes rather than a Kookaburra white ball.

I understood that! and I have never ever spoilt a good walk ......

Been in the rough a few times "

Erm… he's on about cricket, not golf gwanny!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Hold it across the seam. Spit on it, rub it with the tip of your two middleish fingers and rub one side on your trousers. The groin or arse cheek area work best.

Oh yeah, it helps massively if it's cloudy and for me if there are trees around.

Use a Dukes rather than a Kookaburra white ball.

I understood that! and I have never ever spoilt a good walk ......

Been in the rough a few times

Erm… he's on about cricket, not golf gwanny! "

Oh. What a fookin' eejut I am now..... I'll have to hide my face ..... !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep pushing it."
is it the silver balls thingy that you swing a ball at one end and the ball at the other end rises hits that ball then the original ball rises then so on and so forth?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I keep pushing it.is it the silver balls thingy that you swing a ball at one end and the ball at the other end rises hits that ball then the original ball rises then so on and so forth? "

Silver ball thingy ? Newton's Cradle ?

Oh yeah ...... He did say it was a silver ball thingy....

Behold! The silver ball thingy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep pushing it.is it the silver balls thingy that you swing a ball at one end and the ball at the other end rises hits that ball then the original ball rises then so on and so forth?

Silver ball thingy ? Newton's Cradle ?

Oh yeah ...... He did say it was a silver ball thingy....

Behold! The silver ball thingy."
long live silver balls

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I keep pushing it.is it the silver balls thingy that you swing a ball at one end and the ball at the other end rises hits that ball then the original ball rises then so on and so forth?

Silver ball thingy ? Newton's Cradle ?

Oh yeah ...... He did say it was a silver ball thingy....

Behold! The silver ball thingy.long live silver balls "

Not good if you're a werewolf

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"I keep pushing it."

Don't push it, don't force it, let it happen naturally Granny

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Get a pro in to sort you out

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

See-saws don't swing.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Put some marge on it Miss Crumpet

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Put some marge on it Miss Crumpet "

You don't marge on crumpets. That's just wrong!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Put some marge on it Miss Crumpet

You don't marge on crumpets. That's just wrong!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Put some marge on it Miss Crumpet

You don't marge on crumpets. That's just wrong!

"

Marge is my friend

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Put some marge on it Miss Crumpet

You don't marge on crumpets. That's just wrong!

Marge is my friend"

Do you prefer Marge on top or is that your position? Although, who likes a crumpet that has fallen marge-side down?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No Marge. Marjorie....

I think i'd go on top. Tho her hubs might not like it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"No Marge. Marjorie....

I think i'd go on top. Tho her hubs might not like it "

Crumpet sandwich?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Spit on it granny, that usually helps

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